"What are you doing?" Huo Qilin rubbed his confused eyes and said, "It's a day off today, don't summon me!"
"Fuck, you still have a holiday?" Chen Xiao looked stunned.
"Fuck, I signed a master-servant agreement with you. A woman has an aunt for one week a month, so I should have a few days off every month, right?" Huo Qilin said angrily: "I'm going to have to work day and night.
I'll take care of those elixirs and jelly grass for you. Damn it, can you give me some human rights?"
"Haha..." Chen Xiao laughed loudly and said, "Thank you for your hard work!"
"Humph, tell me, what's the matter?" Huo Qilin blinked.
"Find a way to teach Zhao Shipei a lesson!" Chen Xiao counted the herbs in the medicine garden, then lay on the lawn without anything to do, biting a piece of grass root in his mouth, looking at the main peak from a distance. Damn, what a day.
It’s too
He was free and at ease, but it was a pity that Zhao Shipei was there, which really made Chen Xiao a little depressed. Huo Qilin was stunned and said: "Just go ahead and teach him a lesson. However, with your strength... I'm afraid he should teach you a lesson."
Bar?"
"It's because I'm not as strong as him, so I asked you for help!" Chen Xiao scratched his head.
"I see, I know you didn't come to me when you had good things, but now you come to me when trouble comes!" Huo Qilin complained, saying: "When you were having sex with a woman, you didn't even let me watch. After a while, you come to me!"
My eyes are addicted. Now come to me for trouble, don’t do it!”
"Don't, don't do this!" Chen Xiao said hurriedly: "How about... I make it up to you next time? I'll go back and find a way to get Zhao Ling'er's beautiful mount for you, so you can ride her?"
"Really?" Huo Qilin's eyes suddenly filled with excitement, and he said excitedly: "When will you get it for me? Damn it, I've been holding it in for more than a hundred years, and I've long wanted to vent it out. That Phoenix girl is really beautiful.
, I guess it’s almost the same as Zhao Ling’er in human form.”
"So beautiful?" Chen Xiao was shocked.
"That's right!" Huo Qilin chuckled and said, "You won't pick up Zhao Ling'er's mount if you can't pick her up, right?"
"Go, I don't have strong tastes!" Chen Xiao shook his head hurriedly and said: "Besides, I don't like **** to mess around. But you, kid, hurry up and find a way for me!"
"Oh, I'm really impressed by you." Huo Qilin blinked and then said with a smile: "It's actually very difficult to kill Zhao Shipei, but it's not easy to create some trouble for him!"
"Tell me about it!" Chen Xiao said hurriedly.
"What's the best way to make someone feel uncomfortable?" Huo Qilin said with a strange smile.
"That is to take away his favorite thing." Chen Xiao pondered for a moment, then looked at Huo Qilin and said, "You won't let me chase Zhao Ling'er, right?"
"Smart, as expected, a child can be taught!" Huo Qilin laughed loudly and said: "As long as you catch Zhao Ling'er, then I will have a way to get close to the Phoenix girl. When the time comes, you and Zhao Ling'er will have sex, and I will follow Phoenix.
What do you think of the girl rolling on the lawn in your two-dimensional world?"
"Get out!" Chen Xiao said angrily.
"Uh... what do you mean? Are you agreeing or not?" Huo Qilin was stunned.
"I'll go!" Chen Xiao was speechless, and then begged: "Xiaobai, can you give me something practical? Not to mention that Zhao Ling'er has eyes on the top of his head, so he doesn't look down on me at all. Moreover, Zhao Ling'er has a big family.
, is also unrealistic. Besides, if I really pursue Zhao Ling'er, I'm afraid Zhao Shipei will give me a knife directly and end my journey to the fairy world."
"That's true!" Fire Qilin nodded.
"If you want me to see it, why don't you attack his jade white tiger?" Chen Xiao blinked and said, "I see that Zhao Shipei feels very sorry for his jade white tiger. The last time Lin Lei plucked out the hair, it turned out to be...
A man is here to settle a score. If we find a way to kill his Jade White Tiger, do you think he will cry to death?"
"Hey, I'm afraid your kid is going to die too!" Fire Qilin chuckled.
"How do you say that?" Chen Xiao was stunned.
"Zhao Shipei does not belong to him alone. There are only more than a hundred jade white tigers in the entire Nanlan Sect." Fire Qilin sneered coldly: "Any one is absolutely very precious. If you kill one,
King Zhao Ling will definitely investigate thoroughly. By then, your boy will definitely be dead."
"What should we do?" Chen Xiao was helpless.
"Hehe, although I can't kill the Jade White Tiger, I can always make the Jade White Tiger feel uncomfortable!" Fire Qilin chuckled.
"Let him lie down sickly for a few days, huh, to save Zhao Shipei from having to ride a white tiger every day!" Chen Xiao gritted his teeth and asked hurriedly: "Xiaobai, what do you think we should do? How can we let him do it?
His jade white tiger lay there for ten days and a half?"
"Let me think about it!" Huo Qilin sniffed and saw the immortal grass and elixir planted in Chen Xiao's two-dimensional space. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "I have it!"
"What? Say it quickly!" Chen Xiao jumped up.
"Hehe, the Invincible Butt Pill!" Fire Qilin chuckled and said, "Hurry up and prepare the materials to refine an Invincible Butt Pill!"
Chen Xiao's face darkened and he cursed: "Fuck, I don't have time to joke with you!"
"Asshole, I'm not kidding you!" Huo Qilin also scolded: "I'm telling you the truth, although I made up the name, this pill can definitely make Yubaihu collapse and make him
I couldn’t stand up for ten days and a half!”
"Is there really such a thing?" Chen Xiao was stunned.
"Of course, prepare quickly. Some angelica, croton..." Huo Qilin hurriedly gave instructions and informed Chen Xiao of all the needed materials. Chen Xiao also hurriedly rushed towards the refining pharmacy. Except for himself in the refining pharmacy,
Except Sun Simiao
Someone was able to enter. Chen Xiao quickly ran into the alchemy, then quickly found all the medicinal materials he needed, and then hurried back to the medicine garden. In the medicine garden, Chen Xiao had a solemn look on his face and prepared the furnace.
tripod, and then start refining.
It was the first time to refine such an elixir for beasts, which made Chen Xiao a little nervous. The elixir mentioned by Huo Qilin was actually used to treat constipation in immortal beasts, and it had great side effects. Of course, the person who invented this elixir was not
I never thought about the side effects, because the Immortal Beast is not a monk after all. The Immortal Beast's constitution is very strong, and a pill like this won't do anything to him. At most, it will make him weak for ten days and a half.
After a while, an Invincible Butt Pill came out. Huo Qilin looked at the pill curiously, and then said excitedly: "Haha... It's out, it's out, I'm curious about what the little tiger eats."
What will happen after this!"
"Fuck, the elixir is out. The key is, how do you give this to the white tiger?" Chen Xiao looked at the fire unicorn in astonishment, and then said, "You can't let me give it to it, can you?"
"That's right!" Fire Qilin blinked, and then said: "I will tell you the location of Zhao Shipei's white tiger, and then you can find a way to sneak over in the middle of the night. As long as you successfully avoid the guards, you can throw this thing into the jade
Among the meat that the white tiger wants to eat. In this way, it will be successful!"
"It's too dangerous!" Chen Xiao trembled all over.
"Fuck, you are afraid of such a little danger, you are such a coward!" Huo Qilin couldn't help but curse.
"Okay, why don't I go?" Chen Xiao was helpless.
The next step is to wait. When the sky darkens and the moon shines in the sky, Chen Xiao puts on a pair of night clothes, and then quickly runs straight towards the location designated by the Fire Qilin. The Jade White Tiger is raised by a dedicated person, and these
People know the habits of the Jade White Tiger, and the advantage of centralized breeding is that the Jade White Tiger can reproduce more offspring, so that there can be more Jade White Tigers.
The Jade White Tigers are concentrated in a dense forest not far to the east of the main divine peak. A related barrier is set up outside the forest. This barrier is forbidden to ordinary monks. The barrier will be opened at night, and even Chen Xiao can
There was no way to enter, so Chen Xiao could only sneak in when the breeder was feeding him in the middle of the night.
After struggling outside for a long time, Chen Xiao did not dare to break into the barrier. Perhaps as Huo Qilin said, if he is not careful, he may be completely lost in the time and space tunnel, and he will not be able to come back even if he wants to come back. How many spies from the shogunate
Disappeared forever in this barrier? Not long after, several breeders drove a huge beast into the barrier, and Chen Xiao also took the opportunity to sneak in.
The beast entered the barrier and was quickly attacked by a group of jade white tigers. In the blink of an eye, the huge beast fell down instantly and was completely divided by the group of jade white tigers. Chen Xiao was also dumbfounded. Here
With so many jade white tigers, how could he find the one belonging to Zhao Shipei? In desperation, he had no choice but to look for the fire unicorn. The fire unicorn's perception system was very sensitive.
"Here, on the side, the word "王" on the forehead has some gold in it. It's quite special and easy to identify!" Huo Qilin instantly spotted Zhao Shipei's jade white tiger. Chen Xiao hurriedly took out a fresh piece from his body.
soft meat, then stuffed the elixir into the meat, and used internal force to send the piece of soft meat in front of the jade white tiger. He was almost intercepted by other jade white tigers several times on the way, but fortunately Chen Xiao turned around in time.
"Eat it quickly, idiot!" Yubaihu lay on the ground and gnawed on the delicious and tender meat he had just grabbed, but he never noticed the different piece of meat next to him. Chen Xiao was a little anxious, and he took the piece of meat again
It was delivered to Yu Baihu’s eyes and waved.
The Yubaihu was stunned, opened his mouth and swallowed the piece of meat directly. Chen Xiao felt relieved. Fortunately, he was swallowed by the Yubaihu in time, otherwise he would not have time to escape from this enchantment area. If this is true, I'm afraid...
The body will only be collected the next day.
After leaving Jade White Tiger's place, Chen Xiao couldn't help but be overjoyed. He finally got it done, and Zhao Shipei would be the one to watch next. However, Chen Xiao had not thought about the consequences at all. Maybe he just wanted to punish Zhao Shipei, but he
