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1588. Chapter 1588: Don't slap your face

Chen Xiao felt like he was about to die of dehydration. He lay on Xiaobai's back and said, "Fuck, Xiaobai, I'm about to be roasted to death. Your kid hasn't arrived yet?"

"Grandma, how can it be so fast?" Xiaobai said depressedly.

"Then you better hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Chen Xiao said depressedly.

Suddenly, there was a white light in front of his eyes, and then Chen Xiao felt a blur in front of his eyes, and he fainted. Xiaobai took Chen Xiao directly through this passage, and then rushed directly into hell. After experiencing a long period of consciousness

After the blurring period, Xiaobai finally landed. He raised his head and glanced at the funnel cloud in the sky, and he immediately understood that he had entered hell.

"We're finally here." Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, not because he felt so uncomfortable, but because Chen Xiao couldn't bear it anymore. Chen Xiao was crawling on the ground like a dead dog.

. He was all wet. At this time, the pangolin crawled out of his pocket. The pangolin also stuck out its tongue and seemed to be very uncomfortable. After he got out of Chen Xiao's pocket, he immediately looked for water nearby. Unfortunately, this ghost

The place was very desolate and there was no water at all. Xiaobai hurriedly shouted: "Chen Xiao, you kid, wake up quickly. If you don't fucking wake up, I'm going to pee on you!"

"Try it if you have the ability!" Chen Xiao opened his eyes leisurely and said, "Fuck, I almost died in there. You are the culprit."

"Uh..." Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then grinned and said, "I thought your kid was dead."

"Fuck, you kid is going to pee on me if I die?" Chen Xiao couldn't help but curse.

"Hey, you must know that I'm just scaring you, right?" Xiaobai laughed.

"Fuck you!" Chen Xiao said angrily: "Hurry up and get me some water to drink, I'm almost dying."

"Okay, I'll come right away." Xiaobai laughed.

Afterwards, Xiaobai immediately made Chen Xiao a glass of water out of thin air. Chen Xiao drank it all without ceremony. The pangolin stood on tiptoes and looked at Chen Xiao in astonishment. This guy unexpectedly

Not leaving any bit to himself, Pangolin was a little depressed and a little angry. Chen Xiao took a deep breath and said: "It feels so damn good!"

"Hey, what do you think? Do you want more?" Xiaobai said with a smile.

"You still have it?" Chen Xiao looked stunned.

"Of course, I want it at any time, I have it at any time." Xiao Bai showed an evil smile, and Chen Xiao immediately became wary. He immediately tasted it carefully, smacked his lower lip, and asked: "This... you

Are you sure this is water? Why do I feel weird?"

"Hey, this is my urine!" Xiaobai laughed.

Chen Xiao's face darkened instantly. The pangolin on the side immediately gloated and laughed so hard that he started spinning circles on the ground. This was a dance unique to pangolins. Just when Chen Xiao was about to go crazy,

Xiaobai hurriedly stood up and explained, saying: "Chen Xiao, don't underestimate my Huo Qilin's urine. Do you know that there is an animal's urine in the first dimension that is very valuable? That is horse urine. Horse urine can cure

Sick, the urine of my ancient mythical beast clan is something no one can ask for. Humph, do you think you want it? If I hadn’t seen you so thirsty, I wouldn’t have been willing to give it to you!”

"Son of a bitch!" Chen Xiao suddenly became furious. This guy was so righteous even though he was feeding him. The most depressing thing was that this guy was so awesome and always thought he was so great.

Chen Xiao jumped up. Xiaobai seemed to have been ready to escape. When he saw Chen Xiao chasing him, he ran away. As he ran, he shouted: "Chen Xiao, don't... don't fight.

Me."

"I have to beat you to death today!" Chen Xiao rushed forward and threw Xiaobai to the ground. Xiaobai hurriedly shouted: "It's okay to hit people, but...but don't hit me in the face.

Ah, please don’t hit me in the face!”

After all the fuss, Chen Xiao finally admitted that he was so miserable that he couldn't tell the difference between water and urine. In desperation, he had no choice but to lead Xiaobai and the little pangolin out. Chen Xiao looked around.

The environment is almost the same as that of the Antarctic continent. It is also a Gobi Desert, and there are no plants on the Gobi Desert. Chen Xiao and Xiaobai walked for several hours, not to mention seeing a single person.

Not a single tree was seen.

"Fuck, are we in the wrong place?" Chen Xiao muttered.

"Impossible!" Xiaobai shook his head and said, "The people from the Evil Spirit Clan all came from there, how could we come to the wrong place?"

"That's just a passage, connecting many planes. Maybe you went to the wrong place." Chen Xiao said immediately.

"Impossible!" Xiaobai immediately shook his head. He obviously didn't believe what Chen Xiao said.

The two walked a long distance again, and finally there was a different scene ahead. It was no longer the endless Gobi Desert, nor the endless end of the world. Instead, it was a huge tree.

Appear in front of them.

"No, that's not a tree." Chen Xiao took a serious look and said, "Those things look like trees, but they are not. Those things seem to be carved from stone. To be precise, they should be weathered.

Made of.”

"Then how come the shape of a tree appears?" Xiaobai asked in astonishment.

"Why do I feel something weird here?" Chen Xiao took a closer look and realized that these tall and big things were exactly the same as trees. Could it be that this place was really a tree back then, and then it was frozen by some kind of power in an instant?

, and then turned into weathered stones? Became eternal fossils? Everyone felt strange.

"Stop being weird first, let's hurry up and hurry up." Xiaobai said hurriedly.

Then, the two decided to walk through the petrified jungle and see if they could meet the Evil Spirit tribe. If they couldn't meet them again, they would have no choice but to fly. The two continued to walk, quickly here

Leap through a petrified jungle.

Wow…

Just as they were walking quickly through the jungle, behind them, there were bursts of sputtering sounds, and man-eating ants the size of Dalmatians were crawling quickly on the ground. These giant man-eating ants were very fast.

, and the speed of walking is also very fast, the speed is almost the same as the running speed of a dog.

Zhizhizhi...

The pangolin screamed again at this time, and it seemed that there was an uneasy atmosphere filling the air. When Chen Xiao heard the pangolin's cry, he immediately stopped and turned his head to look. The scene in front of him instantly changed.

Chen Xiao was dumbfounded. The large area of ​​densely packed giant man-eating ants in front of him almost made Chen Xiao feel creepy. Chen Xiao was shocked and said: "Oh my God, what the hell is this?"


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