"Oh, female benefactor, how about this, you come to our Shaolin tomorrow, and my master personally exorcises evil spirits for you in front of everyone, how about this?" said the poppy hurriedly.
Cough cough cough...
The bald head coughed dryly and signaled Poppy to stop talking nonsense. After finally finding such a beautiful beauty, how could he let her go? The beauty was stunned, and Poppy hurriedly added: "You also saw my master.
He has a slight cold, so today is inconvenient, so let’s do it tomorrow!”
"Okay, if that's the case, then I'll go to Shaolin to visit in person tomorrow!" The beauty left helplessly.
The bald man watched helplessly as the beauty twisted her butt and walked away. The sexy short skirt was so tempting, but it was a pity that all the meat in her mouth was gone. The bald man said seriously: "I'm so angry.
, why don’t you listen to the repeated orders given to you by Master?”
"Bald Bald, you haven't given me the money for yesterday's meal!" Yu Meiren gritted her teeth and said, "You have been bullying me since I entered Shaolin. You let me do all the work of doing shit and pissing. Why don't you go and get a woman?"
Damn it, let me look after you. Think about it for yourself. You have fucked so many women.
How many times have I notified you in time so that you were not discovered by other people's husbands. It's fine if you don't teach me Kung Fu or teach me Tuna Jue. After all, I can teach myself. But yesterday, you still owed me five dollars.
Eighteen yuan and sixty cents for a meal, I really can’t bear it..."
"Oh, I'm just a little angry. A monk should have a compassionate heart!" The big bald man hurriedly told Amitabha, and then said: "Didn't your wife take all my money away? If you don't help,
Master, who can help me?"
"Then I don't care, I don't have any money anymore, you have to give me my money back!" Poppy gritted her teeth.
"Yo Huo, you kid is disobedient, aren't you?" The big bald man saw that he was too soft, so he decided to be tough. He gritted his teeth and said: "Believe it or not, I will kick you out of Shaolin? I tell you, since I can let you come
, will let you go!”
"What? Are you still planning to threaten me?" Poppy put on a weird smile and said, "I have already taken pictures of the happy scenes between you and those women. Hum, I know you are not a reliable monk. If I
If I don’t spare a hand, I’ll be bullied to death by you in the future!”
"Oh, my God." When the big bald man heard this, he was immediately frightened. He hurriedly said: "I was giving salvation to the souls of those poor women. How could you secretly take photos? Buddha will definitely punish you if he finds out.
of!"
"Punish me?" Poppy suddenly laughed and said, "You are a lustful, money-grubbing old monk. Even if the Buddha punishes you, you will die first!"
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this. Let's go eat dog meat. I'll treat you later. It's okay this time, right?" The bald man said helplessly.
"That's pretty much it!" Poppy snorted coldly.
"Oh, taking on a disciple like you is really a sin I made in my previous life!" The big bald head shook his head helplessly, and the fat on his face swayed. He was wearing a pair of black cloth shoes on his feet, and held a string of Bodhi beads in his hand.
He walked towards the nearest dog meat hot pot restaurant with a look of helplessness on his face.
The business of the hotpot restaurant was particularly good. As soon as we entered, the waiter immediately smiled and said: "Master, are you here again? Needless to say, I understand. You are a VIP VVVIP user. You are guaranteed to receive discounts, service and authentic dog meat."
"Okay, okay." The big bald man laughed and said, "After the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, Lord Buddha will remain in his heart, Oh Amitabha."
"Bald Bald, you are very familiar with the dog meat hot pot restaurants in Zhengzhou!" Poppy followed behind the big bald head, biting half of a biscuit. Since we are practicing Buddhism, we are not afraid of eating dog meat hot pot. We will have to go back.
You have to eat more than the old monk, so as not to lose money.
The business of the hot pot restaurant is particularly good, especially in the current weather. It is cold outside. It is definitely a pleasure to have a delicious hot pot meal in such icy weather. The hot pot restaurant is crowded, and the old monk relies on his influence
Li finally found a small box, and he led the poppy inside. When the pot was lifted, the dog meat inside sank to the bottom. Once heated, bursts of fragrance immediately emitted.
Huchi...
The great monk took a sip of saliva, and then said: "It smells so delicious. Just order whatever you want to eat today, and I'll pay for it later!"
"Really?" When Poppy heard this, she thought, damn, it's rare for a great monk to be so generous and not eat anything for free. Poppy immediately ordered a large table. A gust of autumn wind swept the fallen leaves, and the dishes on the table were swept away by the two of them in an instant.
After eating everything, Poppy patted her round belly and said with a smile: "Master, are you full?"
"Yeah, I'm full!" The old monk nodded hurriedly.
"Then...should you pay the bill?" Poppy grinned.
"Oh, pay the bill?" The old monk was stunned, and then said with a smile: "Yes, I really should pay the bill."
Saying that, the old monk hurriedly stood up and left. When he came back, he had a smile on his face. Poppy was very curious, how could the old monk pay so happily now? Could it be that he has changed his gender? With a trace of
He left in confusion. When he just left the hot pot restaurant, Poppy immediately discovered that his wallet in his robe was missing. He immediately searched all over his body but could not find his wallet.
"That's not right, it was there even before entering the door!" Poppy almost took off her clothes to look for her. Before taking two steps, her eyes immediately fell on the great monk's pocket, and she unexpectedly found her yellow leather wallet.
It was in the great monk's pocket. He immediately rushed forward, snatched his wallet away, and angrily shouted: "Bald man, why did you steal my wallet?"
"Uh..." Seeing that he was exposed, the great monk looked embarrassed and said with a smile: "I didn't bring much money, so I asked you to appropriate some of it. Don't worry, I will give it to you when I get back!"
Poppy hurriedly opened her wallet. Damn it, there were only two steel buns left in it for more than five hundred yuan. Tears immediately appeared on Poppy's face and she said: "It's too... too... too shameless. Great monk,
You are so shameless. From the day you entered the temple, you have always come to me for various reasons of charity and donation, and you have defrauded me of more than 100,000 yuan in savings. The last 500 yuan of my life-saving money has been stolen by you.
Take it away, you are so shameless!"
"Why do monks need so much money? Money is something external to the body. I regard money as dung!" The great monk hurriedly bowed.
"Okay, then give me all the things you regard as garbage?" Poppy immediately retorted.
"Oh Amitabha, you ignorant disciple, what do you want me to say about you?" The great monk saw that there were many people watching around him, and it was difficult to say too much, so he could only get closer and said angrily in Poppy's ear.
: "Do you still want to hang out in Shaolin? If you dare to make trouble here, I will kick you out of Shaolin. If you don't make trouble, I will teach you two real kung fu moves at night. How about that?"
"Seriously?" Poppy's eyes lit up.
"Monks don't lie, O Amitabha!" The great monk shook his head.
Once he heard that he could learn real kung fu at night, Poppy naturally stopped making trouble. Naturally, he was not afraid of the old monk cheating. If he dared to cheat, he would definitely bring down the whole Shaolin and the genius would give up. But Poppy kept it secretly.
The old monk’s evidence of playing with women.
In the past few months, Poppy followed the old monk down the mountain to work as a secretary. She saw with her own eyes that the old monk played with many female donors. Basically, he deceived one, deceived one, and then succeeded in getting one. The old monk was very skilled in the game.
, very skillful.
Along the way, the big monk flirted with and teased the girl, and Poppy took it for granted. Occasionally, the trouble went too far, and she needed Poppy to help wipe her butt, which made Poppy very annoyed and depressed. However, in order to be able to study at night,
When it comes to two real moves, Poppy can only swallow her anger. Who makes our kungfu inferior to others? Apart from that, Poppy can't think of any good way.
At night, the old monk finally had enough fun down the mountain, so he took the poppy back to Shaolin.
Arriving at Shaolin, Poppy hurriedly asked the old monk to learn some real kung fu. The old monk was serious and asked Poppy to sit cross-legged under the tree, and then asked: "Do you know what heaven is?"
"A woman's breasts are heaven!" Poppy said hurriedly.
Snap...
The old monk slapped him away and said angrily: "Bullshit, nonsense, I'm telling you that heaven is the source of everything. If you don't even understand this, you're still practicing nonsense. You're thinking about something every day when you sit in meditation."
What? After thinking hard, is there no progress at all? Heaven is the source of everything, and the earth is the root of all things. Human beings are just a small boat in the vast sea of the universe, relying on the power of heaven and earth to achieve personal energy release. Think about it carefully
, I’m going to bed first!”
The old monk turned around and went back to his room to sleep, leaving the poppy alone in a daze. He still didn't understand what was going on. The old monk gave a very mysterious tug, and he even listened to it in a daze.
Go in. Yu
The beauty began to think about what the old monk had just said. Why had she practiced in Shaolin for so long without any movement at all? Although her hard skills had increased a lot, there was no movement at all in the Tuna Jue.
Wearing a monk's robe, with the tin staff that the old monk brings down the mountain next to his feet, he then closed his eyes and meditated. Meditation is already a must-do for Poppy poppies every day, although at the beginning he couldn't calm down and there were always some distracting thoughts.
, However, as time went by, he found that he actually liked meditation, which not only increased his concentration, but also allowed him to obtain some ideological sublimation.
Soon, he could feel his body gradually burning, and a bright light appeared in his lower abdomen. Then, the light gradually became brighter. Slowly, the tiny light was like a sun rising from the horizon.
.In an instant, the light suddenly magnified countless times. Poppy felt as if she had entered heaven.
