"I just came down the mountain and fell in love with a top-notch young woman!" The great monk showed an excited smile on his face and said: "Damn, she is really a top-notch woman. She has a big butt. After seeing it, I wanted to pounce on her right away.
Go up. What a pity...what a pity!"
"What's a pity?" Poppy asked hurriedly.
"It's a pity that the young woman's husband is here!" The great monk paused and said, "Besides, their family doesn't seem to believe in Buddhism. How should I start?"
"This is easy, just throw money at it!" Poppy said hurriedly.
"They drive a BMW and wear mink fur." The great monk looked at Poppy in embarrassment and said, "Perhaps he doesn't care about money. Then I've ruined a big thing."
"Then what do you want to do? Poppy smiled.
"So, didn't I come to you to discuss this?" The great monk grinned and said, "I believe you can get it done. Boy, you are pretty. Go and seduce the young woman, make an appointment, book a good room, and then come back.
How about you just give her some medicine and let me take action after she faints?"
"I can only despise you for your behavior!" Poppy's eyes widened.
"There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?" The great monk grinned and said, "No matter how many people there are, you have to do this favor for me anyway, otherwise, I will punish you."
"Why?" Poppy exclaimed.
"Hmph, you are actually eating meat and drinking wine in the abbot's Zen room. This is a serious violation of the temple rules!" The great monk glared at the poppy, and then he grinned and said: "Of course, if you are willing to help me, I will
How about I teach you the real Yi Jin Jing?"
"Seriously?" When Poppy heard this, she thought, Damn it, Shaolin's Yi Jin Jing is world-famous, how many people want it but can't. She has asked the great monk many times, but it's a pity that the great monk is alive and dead.
Don’t tell yourself, even if you’re drunk
Even after drinking, he was unwilling to mention another word. This shows how important the Yi Jin Jing is in the mind of the great monk. This time, the great monk actually wanted to use the Yi Jin Jing as a bargaining chip in exchange. This shows that the woman is
How attractive to the great monk.
"A word from a gentleman!" The great monk raised his hand.
Snap...
Poppy slapped it hard, gritted her teeth and said: "It's hard to catch up with a horse! Time and place."
"Come on, come down the mountain with me!" The great monk hurriedly pulled the poppy and ran out. The so-called going down the mountain is actually just a short distance. In order to show off his status, the Shaolin people tried to drag themselves out.
He was said to be a mountain man, just to distinguish himself from the tourists. The great monk pulled the poppy and ran all the way.
More than ten minutes later, the two arrived at a big hotel. The great monk took the poppy and sat down at a seat at the door. At this time, both of them were wearing casual clothes. The great monk was wearing a suit and leather shoes, and he also wore a bald hat on his bald head.
The poppy wore a hat. The poppy was wearing sportswear and looked very young and handsome. The women passing by could not help but glance at the poppy a few more times, wishing they could strike up a conversation with the poppy.
"Here we come!" The great monk almost drooled. Poppy turned her head and saw a couple walking in from outside the door. The man was in his mid-70s and the woman was wearing a mink coat. She looked extremely wealthy. She had an oval face and willow eyebrows.
Her black hair is tied up high, and she wears high heels. She has big breasts and a long waist.
She is thin and her butt is very up. The men in the hotel stared at this woman, their eyes turned green, and they probably felt uncomfortable in their crotches. No wonder the great monk fell in love with this woman, such a woman is simply a goddess in the eyes of men. Like this
The lethality of a woman to a man is definitely as high as 100, and it is difficult for any man to escape.
"Humph!" The woman snorted softly. She held the man's arm and said in a coquettish voice: "Darling, let's go somewhere else. People here look at me as if I'm looking at something, as if they've never looked at me before.
More than a woman!"
"Farewell, we've been walking for so long, let's have a meal here!" The man was obviously exhausted and wanted to find a place to rest. Finally, he came across a big hotel. Can he leave without having a meal?
The poppy heard the woman's words clearly, and he showed a disdainful smile in his heart. Isn't it just a pink skeleton? No matter how beautiful you are in life, you are still not a skeleton after death. Although the poppy has some feelings for this woman
Meaning, but there is absolutely no emotional component, it is just a physical impulse. The great monk came over and said with a smile: "How is it? Not bad, right?"
"It's indeed good!" Poppy nodded and said, "This woman is definitely very capable. I will help you with this!"
"Great!" The great monk was immediately moved. He hurriedly took out a copy of the Yi Jin Jing from his arms and said: "This is the first volume of the Yi Jin Jing. I give it to you. After I finish, I will
The next volume is for you!”
"Okay!" Poppy nodded. He took the scripture and read it again, and asked doubtfully: "Great monk, why is this scripture a simplified version? I remember that the real version is not Paramittic? How can it be Chinese?"
"Fuck, do you understand the person who gave you the Paramita text?" The great monk couldn't help but glared at him and said, "Don't all the scriptures nowadays have to be translated first? Are you stupid?"
"Then...then why is there a tourist commemorative edition printed on the back?" Poppy looked at the great monk in astonishment.
"Fuck, only if you print this, no one will steal it!" The great monk stretched out his hand and said, "If you don't want it, just give it back to me!"
"Yes, of course I want it!" Poppy hurriedly stuffed it into her pocket and said with a grin, "Don't worry, I'll help you handle this. Give me the lower part later."
After saying that, Poppy walked towards the bathroom. Picking up a girl is definitely a familiar thing for Poppy. The first element of picking up a girl is to create a chance encounter. Although Poppy has never really picked up a girl, she has
There is no doubt that he has the true heritage of the old monk. The poppy boy stood in the bathroom, waiting for the woman to go to the bathroom.
Women, they don’t necessarily go to the restroom for the purpose of going to the restroom. They may do it to touch up their makeup, or they may want to take a look in the big mirror. In short, the first thing a woman does after arriving at a hotel is definitely to go to the restroom. As expected, after a while,
The woman walked towards the bathroom. Poppy stood at the door of the bathroom. When he saw the woman coming, he lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.
The woman glanced at him as she passed by the poppy, and seemed to admire the poppy's handsomeness. After the poppy saw the woman entering the bathroom, she was a little confused. If she didn't succeed this time, what should she do next time?
What Poppy didn't expect was that the woman's eyes kept falling on her after she came out. She twisted her hips and walked towards Poppy, and then said with a smile: "Little handsome guy, my phone is out of battery, can I borrow your phone?"
Do you want to use it?"
"Okay!" Poppy was overjoyed in her heart. Needless to say, this was a sign of taking the bait. The woman smiled and pressed a few numbers on Poppy's cell phone, and then dialed. After a while, the phone in her pocket
When the call rang, she turned slightly red and said, "Oh, no one is picking up the call, so we won't call!"
After saying that, she returned the phone to Poppy, and then said with a smile: "Little handsome boy, let's meet next time!"
"Why wait until next time? How about tonight?" The poppy smiled with an evil smile. It must be said that the poppy has a very strong lethality on young women, with her slightly thin lips, erect and cold lips, and a pair of shining eyes.
Her eyes and messy hair. When she spoke, the faint fragrance in her mouth made this woman's heart flutter. The woman bit her red lips and said: "Okay...then...I'll wait for you upstairs in this hotel tonight."
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"Hey, it's settled then!" Poppy grinned.
Returning to her position, the poppy gave the big monk a thumbs up. When the big monk saw this, he was overjoyed and said: "Great, finally done, haha..."
"Hey, we have an appointment in this hotel room tonight!" Poppy said with a smile, "Then let's come back tonight?"
"Okay!" The great monk nodded.
Just when the two were about to get up and leave, they suddenly let out a shrill cry. The top-notch young woman just jumped up from her chair and cursed angrily at a waiter next to her who was hanging her head and aggrieved: "Bitch, you
You bitch, you soiled my mink coat worth more than RMB 100,000, I’m going to kill you!”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The girl was so frightened that she cried and apologized aggrievedly. Just now, by accident, a little oil fell on the mink coat of the best young woman while carrying the plate. It was just inadvertent and careless.
One move made the best young woman furious. Just now she was as gentle as a bird, but now she is as fierce as a tiger or a snake.
"Fuck, what's the use of being sorry?" The best young woman seemed not to let her go. She slapped her angrily and cursed: "Bitch, go and call your manager out!"
The girl covered her face and didn't dare to say anything. But the man on the side said: "Stop making trouble, just take the clothes to dry cleaning!"
"No, absolutely not." The young woman gritted her teeth and said, "After dry cleaning, it becomes second-hand goods. Who cares about wearing second-hand goods?"
The young woman was extremely willful, and her husband, who was a father, could not control her at all and could only let her make a fuss. At this time, the hotel manager hurriedly came down from upstairs. After understanding the situation, he pushed
He opened the door to the girl and said angrily: "Look what you have done and not apologize to others?"
"No, there's no point in apologizing. I just want you to buy me another one!" The woman refused, and the manager also felt that the matter was difficult. After all, the clothes cost more than 100,000 yuan, and no one could afford such a huge amount.
Dare to bear it easily. The manager said awkwardly: "Madam, how about this? Our company is responsible for dry cleaning for you. In addition, we will give you free of charge for your meal today. Then we will compensate you for one night's accommodation, how about it?"
