Wang Xiaolan rolled her eyes and said very seriously: "Let me tell you, what's under a man's vagina is different from what's under a man's vagina. Normally, that thing under a man is similar to this Harbin red sausage, but once it's touched
If stimulated, it will become slightly harder."
Lin Zhimeng didn't speak, but after hearing this, his cheeks turned red.
Wang Xiaolan thought Lin Zhimeng was enlightened and let out a breath.
But after a while, Lin Zhimeng said without understanding: "Well, what's the matter?"
"------"
Wang Xiaolan was about to cry. She handed the sausage to Lin Zhimeng and said: "I know that Xiaoxuan and you have a very good relationship. If one day, Xiaoxuan is going to use his sausage to attack you, remember, you can't agree casually.
. Only when one day you have reached the point of discussing marriage can you agree to him, but you must tell him to bring this with you!"
After saying this, Wang Xiaolan pulled out something from somewhere and said, "You recognize this thing. A condom."
"-------"
Wang Xiaolan took off the condom, then put the condom on the sausage, and said: "This way you don't have to give birth to a baby when you are not mentally prepared. Oh, let me drink some water. Your mother said so much, do you understand?
?You kid, you haven’t given your mother any worries since you were a kid."
At this time, Lin Zhimeng's little face was already red and said: "Mom, where are you thinking? Xiaoxuan and I are pure and ordinary friends, not like you think!"
"Ordinary relationship?" Wang Xiaolan looked at Lin Zhimeng with disbelief.
"Yeah!" Lin Zhimeng nodded.
"Pure?" Wang Xiaolan deliberately emphasized the word purity.
"Yes, pure." Lin Zhimeng replied emphatically.
Wang Xiaolan glanced at Lin Zhimeng and said, "How pure."
"It's much more pure than you anyway." Lin Zhimeng gave Wang Xiaolan an angry look and said loudly.
"What does it mean to be more pure than me? Your mother is very pure, okay, but your mother is here, and if your mother is not pure, where did you come from?" Wang Xiaolan said angrily: "Okay, now you
Tell me what is your relationship?"
"It's really nothing, just ordinary friends." Lin Zhimeng took a deep breath.
Wang Xiaolan glanced at Lin Zhimeng up and down and said: "Xiao Xuan suffered seven or eight stab wounds on his body in order to save you. Why are you so heartless? Even if you don't know how to commit yourself, ah, you
Mom won’t let you pledge yourself to each other. But you can’t reduce the relationship to just an ordinary relationship no matter what. Your mother taught you that if you receive a drop of kindness from someone, you must repay it with a spring of spring. You have forgotten
?"
"------" Lin Zhimeng said: "Mom, do you believe that I am telling lies?"
She just said that Ye Xuan was stabbed seven or eight times in one breath, which was completely exaggerated. Unexpectedly, Wang Xiaolan actually believed it.
"Liar?" Wang Xiaolan rolled her eyes, as if she was not surprised.
"You really believe me when I say that Xiao Xuan was stabbed seven or eight times by someone. I did that to make you hate Jin Haoyu even more. Otherwise, how could you vent your anger on me? I said that Xiao Xuan was stabbed by someone seven or eight times.
The description of the knife is purely exaggerated. You really believe it." Lin Zhimeng said angrily.
"Tch, you think your mother, I can't see it." Wang Xiaolan said angrily: "Your mother, I have seen it a long time ago, I just didn't point it out. However, you little girl has never brought anyone here since she was a child.
Came here to stay at home.”
"Then you can't say that if I bring him back, he must be your son-in-law." Lin Zhimeng took a deep breath and said.
Wang Xiaolan also felt that she, as a mother, was overthinking, and then said: "By the way, this Xiaoxuan is the one you often told me, the one who holds a kitchen knife at the age of eight? I just called him by his name, so I shouldn't have called him wrong.
.”
"Yes!" Lin Zhimeng said with a quiet smile.
Wang Xiaolan thought for a while and said: "Tsk, no wonder he is so powerful. He dared to kill people with a kitchen knife at the age of eight. However, when I look at it now, I see that this kid is quite quiet and very weak. Is he starting to take the path of a scholar? No.
Were you wild as a child?"
Lin Zhimeng covered his mouth and smiled and said, "You haven't seen him become wild yet?"
"Oh, how wild is it?" Wang Xiaolan asked with an expectant look on her face. "Don't you know very well?"
"-------"
Lin Zhimeng knew as soon as he saw his mother's expression that her mother was thinking wrong.
"I'm talking about him fighting. He is Queen Liu's bodyguard." Lin Zhimeng rolled his eyes and said angrily. The look of the rolled eyes was extremely tempting. If it weren't for the woman standing in front of him, I'm afraid it would be the soul.
They were all hooked.
"What did you say?"
Wang Xiaolan exclaimed: "How can this kid be a bodyguard?"
"You don't believe it." Lin Zhimeng smiled, showing a bit of cuteness.
At first, she didn't believe that Ye Xuan was a bodyguard. After all, with his small body, Ye Xuan was a very weak person. I'm afraid that if he fought with others, they would beat him to the point where he didn't know what to do with him.
, However, after getting to know him several times, she realized how much wild strength was hidden behind Ye Xuan's frail appearance!
"You mean, this guy is weak on the outside but savage on the inside? Giggle, your mother likes it." Wang Xiaolan said happily.
"Let's go quickly, Ye Xuan is still waiting to change clothes." Lin Zhimeng exhaled lightly and said.
"Well, do you still care about him?" Wang Xiaolan stared at Lin Zhimeng and said seriously.
"Mom!" Lin Zhimeng said solemnly.
"What's wrong?" Wang Xiaolan asked with some confusion when she saw Lin Zhimeng's serious look.
"You are the sultry type." After Lin Zhimeng said this, he pushed Wang Xiaolan out of the door.
Wang Xiaolan was so angry that her orifices were filled with smoke, and she said: "How can you, a kid, talk? Why is your mother the sultry type? Moreover, according to what you just described, that kid seems to be the sultry type too."
After muttering for a while, Wang Xiaolan had no choice but to hold the clothes and send them to Ye Xuan.
In the living room, Ye Xuan was sitting on the sofa. When he saw Wang Xiaolan bringing clothes to Ye Xuan, he immediately stood up and said: "Auntie!"
Wang Xiaolan was immediately speechless by Ye Xuan's auntie call. She actually wanted to hear Ye Xuan call her sister.
However, she quickly retracted her smile and sat on the sofa, looking like a lady. There was no trace of her appearance when she was chatting with Lin Zhimeng just now.
According to Lin Zhimeng's description, she is indeed the sultry type.
Ye Xuan took the clothes Wang Xiaolan gave him, hesitated for a moment, and glanced at Wang Xiaolan, only to find that Wang Xiaolan was staring straight at him, which was a little weird.
Why is the other person staring at me like that?
Wang Xiaolan was actually looking at Ye Xuan's appearance. She didn't have high requirements for her daughter's boyfriend, as long as her daughter felt comfortable with it.
You know, as a star, what kind of person does Lin Zhimeng want to find? As long as her daughter is willing, she has a lot of boyfriends, so why not line up?
For her, her daughter is the priority.
She knew that her daughter had high requirements for her boyfriend. Many times, when Lin Zhimeng tested the men who were pursuing her, Wang Xiaolan was also aware of it, and she felt that her daughter's methods were very clever. Those who wanted to pursue men
, if you can't even pass the beauty test, you still talk about liking Lin Zhimeng? Are you kidding me?
Therefore, Wang Xiaolan was very anxious about Lin Zhimeng's boyfriend, but she always obeyed Lin Zhimeng.
In her eyes, the boyfriend Lin Zhimeng fell in love with was definitely not that bad.
Of course, she was also very interested in Ye Xuan, especially when she heard Lin Zhimeng talk about how Ye Xuan could hold a kitchen knife at the age of eight, it was like being there.
And coupled with the fact that Ye Xuan has the same sullen personality as her, she is even happier. Ye Xuan saved Lin Zhimeng again, which made her like Ye Xuan even more. So, looking at Ye Xuan's look now,
No matter how you look at it, it looks like the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law.
No matter how you look at it, it pleases your eyes.
Of course, this also depends on Lin Zhimeng actually bringing Ye Xuan home. You know, this is the first time for Ye Xuan to do so in so many years.
that is--
Her husband probably wouldn't accept the other party. The other party was a bodyguard, and her husband probably wouldn't see it. But now that Lin Zhimeng and Ye Xuan still seemed to have a pure relationship, she thought this was a bit far away.
"Auntie!" Ye Xuan said awkwardly when he saw something was wrong with Wang Xiaolan's look at him.
"ah!"
After Wang Xiaolan came back to her senses, she heard the whisper and smiled and said, she really looked like a lady: "Xiao Xuan, you go take a bath first. After taking a bath, put on these clothes, don't catch a cold.
There is everything in the room. If you need anything else, you can tell Auntie and she will send it to you."
What I said before was good, but the last sentence completely exposed Wang Xiaolan’s character.
Ye Xuan trembled. He didn't dare to ask Wang Xiaolan to help him get anything while taking a bath.
"Although these clothes were bought for his father, Lin Zhimeng's father has not worn them yet. You go take a shower first, and I will cook some midnight snacks for you and Mengmeng, otherwise you will be hungry on an empty stomach." Wang Xiaolan said.
Yan smiled.
"Thank you, aunt!" Ye Xuan said.
"Why are you being polite to me? I also want to thank you for saving Mengmeng." Wang Xiaolan said with a smile.
Soon, Ye Xuan entered the bathroom of Lin Zhimeng's house.
Wang Xiaolan saw that she had entered the bathroom, thought for a while, and said to herself: "There is a camera in this bathroom. I wonder if I should take a picture and give it to Mengmeng as a collection..."
If Ye Xuan knew that there was a camera in the bathroom, he would probably jump to the ground.
At this time, Wang Xiaolan's expression changed again, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Jin Haoyu, if you dare to target my daughter, I will give you endless punishment. I will let you live for the rest of the night first, and you will look good tomorrow. You will really bring the Huaxia Kingdom to your knees."
This is your own territory!"
After saying this, Wang Xiaolan took out her mobile phone, made a call, and then shouted without waiting for a sound from the other side of the phone: "Damn it, what are you doing outside? Do you know that your daughter almost died?"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Zhimeng's father was shocked.
