"The vegetables have been cut. It's time to put them into the pot." A woman walked out of the kitchen. This woman was about fifty or sixty years old. She was holding a plate in her hand and said with a smile: "Xiao Xuan,
You're back too, I'll let you try my sister-in-law's craftsmanship later!"
"I haven't eaten for a while, and I really miss it!" Ye Xuan touched his nose.
"Then eat more!" The woman smiled even happier.
Han Yibai put the chopped vegetables on the plate and said, "Master is watching TV in the room and said you came back to find him!"
"television?"
Hearing Han Yibai say that his master was watching TV, Ye Xuan smiled bitterly and said, "I'm going to see the master right now!"
As a master, his favorite thing to watch is TV!
…
The layout of this room is quite simple, with a bed, a few ink photos, a ceramic tile floor, a TV, and a simple structure. Although it looks simple, it is still beautiful and has a somewhat ancient style.
This was requested by the old man who lives here. Several of his disciples once said that they wanted to make this place more beautiful, but the old man politely refused.
Ye Xuan opened the door and entered the room.
The old man is sitting on the bed. He is wearing a gray robe. Although his hair is black, he is an old man. He is old, but his eyes are bright. He has his legs crossed and is watching the TV with a serious look on his face.
The expressions of the characters played change as the plot unfolds.
"Master..." Ye Xuan shouted.
The old man waved his hand and said with excitement and seriousness: "Don't delay me, I'm watching TV!"
"..."
Ye Xuan took a look at what was playing on the TV. It was just as he expected. His master was watching cartoons. His master liked to watch TV, but basically the programs he watched were cartoons, which looked a bit like an old naughty boy.
interest.
But even the old naughty boy can't reach the level of his master, who likes to watch cartoons.
If you didn't know, you wouldn't have guessed that such a person was actually his master.
Shame on you!
Ye Xuan deeply felt that his master was so embarrassing.
It’s just too hard to handle!
Look at other people's masters, their tiger bodies tremble. Not only are they powerful, but they also have some prestige. My own master stays at home all day watching cartoons. If word spreads, I don't know how many people will laugh.
.
Ye Xuan didn't even dare to say that this old man was his master.
"This cat is so stupid!" the old man said with a tsk: "Old man, don't you think so, if I were this cat? Huh, even this mouse wants to escape from my grasp? Have you ever heard of it?
A word?"
He is the eighth oldest among his masters and apprentices, so his master takes care of him.
"What words?" Ye Xuan asked.
"What if you put wings on a mouse and the mouse can fly?" the old man said.
If there really was a mouse that could fly, that would be really interesting.
At least, with the cleverness of mice, they usually can't be caught.
This question is very old.
It's been a few years.
"Then give the cat wings, that's the only answer!" Ye Xuan said with a smile.
"Yes!" the old man said with excitement: "The natural enemy of mice is cats. No matter how powerful the mouse is, it is still afraid of cats. But in this TV, the mouse is literally riding on the cat's head. This is nonsense, but it's okay.
It’s creative and I like it. The only pity is that it’s not original to Huaxia!”
Having said this, the old man shook his head.
"Every species in this world has natural enemies!" the old man said, "Of course, humans do not! The most fortunate thing for humans is that everything in this world is a natural enemy of humans, but nothing is a human's."
Natural enemy!"
Ye Xuan nodded thoughtfully.
Indeed, the world is full of man’s natural enemies, and none of them are man’s natural enemies.
The old man looked at the cartoon on TV again, looking like an old naughty boy.
At first glance, I thought this old man had Alzheimer's disease.
But it would be a big mistake to think that this old man has Alzheimer's disease.
"What a pity, what a pity!" The old man said helplessly: "This cartoon is very old. It was a cartoon created decades ago, but even if it was a cartoon created decades ago, what our country is doing today is
Chuangzhi's cartoons can't reach the level of others. Are our Chinese people not as numerous as their Western counterparts? Not as smart as theirs?"
"It will get better!" Ye Xuan walked to the water heater and poured a cup of tea for his master.
"Now in the field of cartoons, only island countries are the best. I wonder how this small country can produce such good cartoons? China, a big country, can't compare with others in this aspect.
!" The old man shook his head.
Ye Xuan couldn't laugh or cry.
As a master, I always compare cartoons with others.
"Master, drink tea!" Ye Xuan said with a bitter smile. "It's not as good as cartoons. There is always something better than them. At least they are not as tall as us."
"Um!"
The old man took the tea, took a sip slowly, and said, "Boy, did you forget about the master when you went out? Didn't you come back for such a long time?"
"I have not forgotten!" Ye Xuan said: "No one would dare to forget you, master!"
"Why, are you going well as a bodyguard?" the old man asked.
"It went well!" said the old man.
"An explosion assassination, an assassination by a three-person team, with just this amount of content, it is indeed a success for you!" The old man narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.
"You really think highly of me! After all these assassinations, it became a success when it came to your mouth?" Ye Xuan curled his lips.
My master is really not serious.
The two assassinations he carried out were completely ignored!
"If you can't stop it even with this level of content, then all these years of raising you will be in vain!" the old man snorted.
"Why did you investigate this matter so clearly?" Ye Xuan said helplessly.
"Can you blame me for investigating clearly?" The old man blew his beard and said with a glare: "This matter is not difficult to investigate. The Tiantai Road explosion was on the news. I watch TV every day. How can I not know? Your master, my toes
You can all guess it!”
"..."
The old man touched his beard.
"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore!"
Speaking of this, the old man looked a little serious.
He frowned and said: "Recently, have you ever felt a dull pain in your head? Sometimes you feel irritable, as if something is about to pop out of your brain?"
"Yeah!" Ye Xuan nodded.
He once thought about asking his master something.
This is indeed the one.
"It's because of the demonic barrier!" Bai Qianqiu sighed.
"Demon barrier!" Ye Xuan couldn't help being stunned, with a puzzled look on his face.
Demonic obstacle, what is it?
"right!"
Bai Qianqiu shook his head and said: "Several of your senior brothers have demonic obstacles. This is related to the training I arranged for you!"
"train……"
When Ye Xuan heard these two words, he frowned immediately.
train--
Indeed, these two words were once so terrifying in his eyes.
The training given to him by his master makes people find it difficult to adapt even if they think about it at this time.
