25.Chapter 25 As long as you have feelings, you can drink anything
"Hey! Officer Wu, it's like three autumns since we haven't seen each other for another day?"
Li Mengnan knew it was Wu Ansu's call even without looking at the caller ID. This ringtone full of bad taste was specially set for Wu Ansu.
"Go away! A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu already knew that Li Mengnan was such a mean-mouthed person, so he wasn't angry at all. Some laughter could still be faintly heard on the other end of the phone, "Don't tell me those useless things."
Nonsense, let me ask you, do you have time recently?"
"Hey? Officer Wu, you..."
"If you dare to say that I want to date you, I will kill you..."
Li Mengnan couldn't help but laugh. He hadn't seen him all night. Wu Ansu's IQ was obviously very good. Humans are indeed animals that are born in sorrow and die in happiness.
"Okay, what do you want to see me for?" Li Mengnan knew Wu Ansu's character. She would never call for personal matters during working hours.
"That's it. Do you still remember the little girl Xiao Baoer yesterday?"
"Xiaoqiang?" Li Mengnan immediately thought of that delicate little face that had lost all its blood, "Is she okay?"
"Huh? You already know?" Wu Ansu was also stunned. He didn't seem to say anything.
"I guess, Officer Armed Forces, you always think about what the masses think and worry about their concerns. If Xiaoqiang really hadn't been rescued, your tone would have been as if you were reciting a eulogy..."
"If you don't feel sick for a day, I will die, right?"
Wu Ansu was so flattered by Li Mengnan that she had goosebumps all over her body. For the first time, she discovered that the effect of good words spoken from different people's mouths can be so different.
Interrupted by Li Mengnan, she almost forgot to get down to business and said: "Xiao Baoer was out of danger last night. Her sister called me this morning and said that their family wanted to treat you, a hero who has done so bravely, to a meal.
Thank you in person."
Wu Ansu seemed to still be remembering Li Mengnan's hatred of her just now, and he also felt strange when he mentioned the word "big hero".
"Let me state it in advance... I am not the one who said anything about you. My colleagues were all present at the time, and they can be found out by just asking." Wu Ansu suddenly remembered the agreement and hurriedly explained.
"Don't be so nervous, I've deleted that video a long time ago."
Li Mengnan could probably guess Wu Ansu's anxious expression at this moment, grinning and snickering.
"Police Officer Wu, if you help me get back to Xiaoqiang's family, just say - look at how heavy the domestic economic construction tasks are during this period, and they are not stopping abroad either. There are strong winds in the United States, earthquakes in the little devils, and even Asan in India was hit while driving.
Hundreds of people were killed by the heat, and the African black corns beat their brains out. I really couldn't spare the time, so I accepted their kindness."
Li Mengnan's rescue of Xiao Baoer was entirely out of the habit of accumulating merit over the years. He had already gotten what he wanted, and his family members had not expressed that he did not mind.
"Well, I've informed you anyway, it's your own business whether to go or not." Wu Ansu didn't care.
…
The next few days were still the reporting period, and every day was so busy that Wang Xiaosi came over and handed out a few department notices, which were roughly related to the arrangements for the upcoming military training.
With nothing to do, Li Mengnan checked the map and started a carpet-like adventure centered on his dormitory building. He visited every corner within a few hundred meters and even used a notebook to deal with some special terrains.
Highlights were made.
An unfamiliar environment is the magician's enemy.
During this period, Li Mengnan also met the other three roommates in dormitory 302.
Gao Dingtian, a Northeastern man from the Black Province in the northernmost part of China, is a sports training major at the Physical Education College and a special admissions student for basketball. He is 205 centimeters tall and even his bed is custom-made.
It is worth mentioning that this guy is the product of a foreign marriage. His mother is Ukrainian and Belarusian, so this guy has obvious mixed-race characteristics. If it weren't for his terrifying height, he would definitely be considered a high-quality handsome man.
Zhao Yingjun is from Sichuan Province, majoring in Japanese Mandarin at the School of Foreign Languages. His name is Yingjun, but in fact he is just a fat man with a single eyelid and a soft beard. His height is barely over Li Mengnan's shoulders, and he is probably less than 1.6 meters tall.
Li Mengnan didn't ask for specific figures. Height and length have always been sensitive points for men. People are already sad enough, so don't stick a knife in their wounds.
Liang Sanbo is a native of Sanshan City, majoring in oil painting at the Academy of Art. His appearance can barely be called handsome, with long hair shawl, and a bitter and resentful expression on his face. However, he personally prefers to think that this is
A kind of melancholy of a mature man.
As for his strange name, which may turn into a butterfly and rise to the top at almost any time, it means the three struggles in life: the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and the national examination. It is said that his family has always hoped that he could become a civil servant and have an iron job.
The four of them are all young people in their twenties. There is no rich second generation that makes people envious and jealous, and there are no 2B young people who use map bombs to stir up hatred. After a few nights of lively lying talks, the four young people quickly became familiar with each other.
Once the network is established, the only way to become brothers is to cut off the chicken head and burn the yellow paper.
Gao Dingtian, who was the biggest but also the youngest, said, "This can't be done. It's such a big thing in our Northeastern region that recognizing brothers requires two bottles."
Liang Sanbo, who was temporarily presumed to be the dormitory manager and also the eldest child, immediately said that the pressure of two bottles was not great, and it would still take two pounds.
Such a magical conversation made Li Mengnan take a breath of air. The junior high school physics of these two people was definitely taught by their physical education teacher.
That night, all the people in dormitory 302, led by the dormitory director Liang Sanbo who volunteered to be the host, marched towards the food street outside the school gate.
Glasses of cold beer were poured down one after another as if they were free, and empty wine bottles were scattered all over the table.
Liang Sanbo, who was quite drunk, had a red face. He hooked Zhao Yingjun's neck with his left hand, patted Gao Dingtian's thigh with his right hand, held "Yellow Crane Tower 1916" contributed by Li Mengnan in his mouth, and commented on the distribution and measurements of beauties in each college.
index.
The fat boy Zhao Yingjun, whose eyes were obviously straightened, started to talk a lot, and he drank a lot of wine and pulled a shirtless guy next to him to talk about international anti-terrorism issues.
Gao Dingtian was a real man and did not interrupt easily. He just drank and drank. The pile of wine bottles in front of him was more than the other three people combined.
Although Li Mengnan is a smoker, he is not an alcoholic. He has always been insensitive to alcohol, which can numb the senses and slow down reaction speed.
Therefore, except for the first glass of wine that was actually drunk into the stomach, the next dozen or so glasses were all poured out secretly in a cunning way - this kind of trick is easier for a magician than drinking directly.
It was getting late, and just when Li Mengnan was wondering whether to settle the bill first, he accidentally discovered that an acquaintance was sitting at another dining table not far away.
Brother Dantuan. "Hey! Officer Wu, it's like three autumns since we haven't seen each other for another day?"
Li Mengnan knew it was Wu Ansu's call even without looking at the caller ID. This ringtone full of bad taste was specially set for Wu Ansu.
"Go away! A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu already knew that Li Mengnan was such a mean-mouthed person, so he wasn't angry at all. Some laughter could still be faintly heard on the other end of the phone, "Don't tell me those useless things."
Nonsense, let me ask you, do you have time recently?"
"Hey? Officer Wu, you..."
"If you dare to say that I want to date you, I will kill you..."
Li Mengnan couldn't help but laugh. He hadn't seen him all night. Wu Ansu's IQ was obviously very good. Humans are indeed animals that are born in sorrow and die in happiness.
"Okay, what do you want to see me for?" Li Mengnan knew Wu Ansu's character. She would never call for personal matters during working hours.
"That's it. Do you still remember the little girl Xiao Baoer yesterday?"
"Xiaoqiang?" Li Mengnan immediately thought of that delicate little face that had lost all its blood, "Is she okay?"
"Huh? You already know?" Wu Ansu was also stunned. He didn't seem to say anything.
"I guess, Officer Armed Forces, you always think about what the masses think and worry about their concerns. If Xiaoqiang really hadn't been rescued, your tone would have been as if you were reciting a eulogy..."
"If you don't feel sick for a day, I will die, right?"
Wu Ansu was so flattered by Li Mengnan that she had goosebumps all over her body. For the first time, she discovered that the effect of good words spoken from different people's mouths can be so different.
Interrupted by Li Mengnan, she almost forgot to get down to business and said: "Xiao Baoer was out of danger last night. Her sister called me this morning and said that their family wanted to treat you, a hero who has done so bravely, to a meal.
Thank you in person."
Wu Ansu seemed to still be remembering Li Mengnan's hatred of her just now, and he also felt strange when he mentioned the word "big hero".
"Let me state it in advance... I am not the one who said anything about you. My colleagues were all present at the time, and they can be found out by just asking." Wu Ansu suddenly remembered the agreement and hurriedly explained.
"Don't be so nervous, I've deleted that video a long time ago."
Li Mengnan could probably guess Wu Ansu's anxious expression at this moment, grinning and snickering.
"Police Officer Wu, if you help me get back to Xiaoqiang's family, just say - look at how heavy the domestic economic construction tasks are during this period, and they are not stopping abroad either. There are strong winds in the United States, earthquakes in the little devils, and even Asan in India was hit while driving.
Hundreds of people were killed by the heat, and the African black corns beat their brains out. I really couldn't spare the time, so I accepted their kindness."
Li Mengnan's rescue of Xiao Baoer was entirely out of the habit of accumulating merit over the years. He had already gotten what he wanted, and his family members had not expressed that he did not mind.
"Well, I've informed you anyway, it's your own business whether to go or not." Wu Ansu didn't care.
…
The next few days were still the reporting period, and every day was so busy that Wang Xiaosi came over and handed out a few department notices, which were roughly related to the arrangements for the upcoming military training.
With nothing to do, Li Mengnan checked the map and started a carpet-like adventure centered on his dormitory building. He visited every corner within a few hundred meters and even used a notebook to deal with some special terrains.
Highlights were made.
An unfamiliar environment is the magician's enemy.
During this period, Li Mengnan also met the other three roommates in dormitory 302.
Gao Dingtian, a Northeastern man from the Black Province in the northernmost part of China, is a sports training major at the Physical Education College and a special admissions student for basketball. He is 205 centimeters tall and even his bed is custom-made.
It is worth mentioning that this guy is the product of a foreign marriage. His mother is Ukrainian and Belarusian, so this guy has obvious mixed-race characteristics. If it weren't for his terrifying height, he would definitely be considered a high-quality handsome man.
Zhao Yingjun is from Sichuan Province, majoring in Japanese Mandarin at the School of Foreign Languages. His name is Yingjun, but in fact he is just a fat man with a single eyelid and a soft beard. His height is barely over Li Mengnan's shoulders, and he is probably less than 1.6 meters tall.
Li Mengnan didn't ask for specific figures. Height and length have always been sensitive points for men. People are already sad enough, so don't stick a knife in their wounds.
Liang Sanbo is a native of Sanshan City, majoring in oil painting at the Academy of Art. His appearance can barely be called handsome, with long hair shawl, and a bitter and resentful expression on his face. However, he personally prefers to think that this is
A kind of melancholy of a mature man.
As for his strange name, which may turn into a butterfly and rise to the top at almost any time, it means the three struggles in life: the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, and the national examination. It is said that his family has always hoped that he could become a civil servant and have an iron job.
The four of them are all young people in their twenties. There is no rich second generation that makes people envious and jealous, and there are no 2B young people who use map bombs to stir up hatred. After a few nights of lively lying talks, the four young people quickly became familiar with each other.
Once the network is established, the only way to become brothers is to cut off the chicken head and burn the yellow paper.
Gao Dingtian, who was the biggest but also the youngest, said, "This can't be done. It's such a big thing in our Northeastern region that recognizing brothers requires two bottles."
Liang Sanbo, who was temporarily presumed to be the dormitory manager and also the eldest child, immediately said that the pressure of two bottles was not great, and it would still take two pounds.
Such a magical conversation made Li Mengnan take a breath of air. The junior high school physics of these two people was definitely taught by their physical education teacher.
That night, all the people in dormitory 302, led by the dormitory director Liang Sanbo who volunteered to be the host, marched towards the food street outside the school gate.
Glasses of cold beer were poured down one after another as if they were free, and empty wine bottles were scattered all over the table.
Liang Sanbo, who was quite drunk, had a red face. He hooked Zhao Yingjun's neck with his left hand, patted Gao Dingtian's thigh with his right hand, held "Yellow Crane Tower 1916" contributed by Li Mengnan in his mouth, and commented on the distribution and measurements of beauties in each college.
index.
The fat boy Zhao Yingjun, whose eyes were obviously straightened, started to talk a lot, and he drank a lot of wine and pulled a shirtless guy next to him to talk about international anti-terrorism issues.
Gao Dingtian was a real man and did not interrupt easily. He just drank and drank. The pile of wine bottles in front of him was more than the other three people combined.
Although Li Mengnan is a smoker, he is not an alcoholic. He has always been insensitive to alcohol, which can numb the senses and slow down reaction speed.
Therefore, except for the first glass of wine that was actually drunk into the stomach, the next dozen or so glasses were all poured out secretly in a cunning way - this kind of trick is easier for a magician than drinking directly.
It was getting late, and just when Li Mengnan was wondering whether to settle the bill first, he accidentally discovered that an acquaintance was sitting at another dining table not far away.