"Oh? Really?" Li Mengnan took out his mobile phone and dialed a number. Sure enough, he heard the prompt that the phone was shut down due to arrears, and he smiled apologetically, "Maybe it was shut down during military training..."
Cell phones are not allowed to be used during military training. All students’ cell phones were taken away when they first arrived at the military camp. In addition, Li Mengnan did not have the habit of pre-saving too much phone bills, so it was not surprising that the phone would be shut down in arrears at this moment.
"Next time, remember to keep your phone switched on. If there is any announcement from the school, I will send a group text message to notify you." This was just an accident after all, and Li Shi did not complain about Li Mengnan.
"By the way, Miss Fourth, didn't the department say it will be a holiday tomorrow? Are there any meetings at this time?"
Li Mengnan particularly hated meetings. Meetings in Huaxia were never meant to study problems, but were used by leaders to enhance their sense of presence.
Li Shi also frowned slightly, obviously she also had similar feelings to Li Mengnan, and said: "This is a notice from the department. It is said to be for the students to get together to get familiar with each other and get to know the people in the department.
counselor."
"Counsellor? Is it a mysterious profession similar to the party branch secretary in the unit, the political commissar in the army, pulling up the curtain on the stage, and carrying the banner in Peking opera? Everyone knows that it exists, but they don't know why it exists?"
Li Mengnan came to his senses. He said that he has always been somewhat curious about the profession of "counselor". Among all modern urban online novels, at least involving college campuses, almost 100% of them must have a charming beauty.
Counselor, if someone writes about a male counselor, you don’t even have to read it, he’s definitely a loser.
Of course, those powerful and talented girls on female videos are a different matter, but they seem to be only interested in CEOs, school idols, idol stars, rich second generations, etc. University counselors don’t even have formal teacher establishments.
Those who don't have a half-assed silk are generally not on their lucky list.
Li Shi obviously didn't react much to Li Mengnan's gag, but patiently explained to Li Mengnan: "College counselors are an important link between students and schools. They are usually held by young teachers or past graduates to reduce the age gap.
The estrangement brought about..."
Li Mengnan rubbed his temples and said helplessly: "Fourth girl, lack of sense of humor is a disease...it needs to be cured."
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When he has enough time, Li Mengnan usually chooses to take a nap at noon to keep his mental state full at all times.
But maybe he had too much lunch, or maybe the irregular emergency gatherings during military training destroyed his biological clock. When he woke up, it was already 1:25, and there was less than five minutes left before the meeting started.
Without enough time to tidy up his appearance, Li Mengnan casually grabbed a set of wrinkled tank tops and shorts and ran straight to the teaching building.
Anyway, he has never had such a luxury as "grooming".
As soon as he ran out of the door of the dormitory building, Li Mengnan was immediately startled by the formation in front of him. At least two to three hundred people gathered in front of the dormitory building, looking up anxiously and not knowing what they were looking at.
Li Mengnan unexpectedly spotted Li Shi, Minnie and more than 20 classmates in the crowd. He quickly pushed through the crowd and asked, "What is going on? An alien colonial fleet is coming?"
Seeing that it was Li Mengnan, Minnie, who was about to get angry, relaxed her brows, stretched out her slender hair painted with pearlescent pink nail polish, pointed at the roof of the girls' dormitory, and said: "There is a girl who wants to jump off the building, and the meeting has been canceled temporarily.
The counselor and department chair are all up there now..."
"Jump off a building? This isn't Foxconn. What's causing the fuss?"
Li Mengnan blocked the sun with his hands and looked up. The cement guardrail on the roof of the women's dormitory blocked almost all of his sight. However, half of his head could still be seen rising and falling on the edge in the northeast corner, and hysterical shouting with crying sounds could still be faintly heard.
It was obvious that the other party was very excited.
Not long after, a student union officer hurried out from the main entrance of the dormitory building and shouted to the crowd: "Which of you is Ju Xiaoxing's friend? Director Lai asked you to go up and persuade her!"
"I am!"
"Me too! Let me go up too!"
Seven or eight girls stood out from the crowd of onlookers. The student union officer was probably afraid that too much talk would affect the mood of the girls who jumped off the building. He only ordered three of them and took them upstairs, while the rest continued to wait for news downstairs.
Li Mengnan suddenly noticed that among the three girls named by the student union officers, there was actually an acquaintance - Le Youyou.
However, the emotional offensive did not seem to have the desired effect. In less than three minutes, the three girls who went up before walked out of the dormitory in frustration. Counting the travel time up and downstairs, it is estimated that there is a high probability of
He was kicked off without even finishing a sentence.
As the only insiders at present, the three girls were surrounded by hundreds of onlookers as soon as they appeared, asking about the progress of the situation upstairs. The burning fire of gossip almost burned the three of them to death.
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I have to say that the power of Bagua is infinite. With Li Mengnan's strength, which can knock over a wild boar with his bare hands, he was actually squeezed out of the encirclement by these warblers several times. Speaking of which, he felt this involuntary powerlessness only in the past.
The aunt who grabs discounted eggs in the supermarket has experienced this.
Fortunately, Li Mengnan was experienced in dealing with this kind of situation. He pinched his throat and screamed "There's a mouse", which immediately frightened the warblers and fled in all directions. Le Youyou, who was under siege, also took advantage of the chaos and escaped from the crowd.
He was pulled out.
After dragging Le Youyou into the small circle of his class, Li Mengnan breathed a sigh of relief. While arranging his wrinkled clothes, he complained: "The girls in our school are so unreserved. Someone actually pulled my pants just now...
Damn it, whose bra is this, why did it come to my place?"
Only then did Li Mengnan notice that there was a white lace bra hanging on his hand at some point. The cup was quite large, and he didn't know that the girl had squeezed it off in a panic.
"Hey, Fourth Girl, I am a pure person, you guys have to bear witness to me!"
A dozen girls in the same class covered their mouths and snickered. Minnie covered her face speechlessly, thinking that it was a good thing that the attention was not here, otherwise the entire preschool education class would have been humiliated by this idiot Li Mengnan.
Le Youyou and Minnie had met once before, and they had a deep impression of each other. They nodded to each other as a greeting.
"Le Youyou, what's going on above?" Li Mengnan casually handed the bra of unknown origin to the fourth girl for safekeeping, then turned to Le Youyou and asked.
A dozen girls from the same class also gathered around him. Most of them only knew that someone was going to jump off the building, but they had no idea who was going to jump and why.