Li Mengnan wasn't as exaggerated as ordering barbecue. Even if he didn't find it too greasy early in the morning, there would be no marinated meat in the store at this time.
He casually ordered a large bowl of cold buckwheat noodles, and while the Korean proprietress who looked like a good wife and loving mother was going to the kitchen to make ingredients, Li Mengnan lit a cigarette, crossed his legs and leaned on the back of the chair.
He went up and yawned and said: "Officer Wu, it's rare that the weather is so good. Why don't you go shopping with a rich and handsome man to go shopping and watch a movie? Why are you here harassing a poor student like me so early in the morning?"
Li Mengnan knew that Wu Ansu's character had always been to go to the Three Treasures Palace no matter what. This woman had never dealt with him. If she didn't encounter something that he couldn't do, she would never come to him.
But after all, Li Mengnan was not the roundworm in Wu Ansu's belly. He couldn't figure out this woman's purpose just by looking at her words, so he could only ask directly.
"With your virtue, who would harass you without looking at you?"
Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily. After all, she was also a well-known beautiful policewoman in the bureau. No matter who she asked for work, she always looked flattered. She had never seen a guy like Li Mengnan who didn't know how to praise.
If she hadn't found a more suitable candidate this time, she would have left the table long ago. This bastard made her sulky every time she saw him.
"That's not necessarily the case. As the saying goes, everyone has their own love for carrots and cabbage. You crazy... wind-like Luzi is chased by others. I am a good man from IKEA and Ishi. Wherever I go, I don't look like a firefly in the night or a potato field.
The cabbage in it is so bright and outstanding?"
Li Mengnan wanted to say, "You crazy bitch," but he changed his words. It's not that he was afraid of Wu Ansu, but it was just that the boss's secret cold noodles were served, and he didn't want Wu Ansu to flip the table in a rage.
This bowl of noodles was wasted.
"Just you? Is it IKEA?" Wu Ansu has seen shameless people before, but he has never seen such a shameless person. He sneered and said: "I won't tell you whether this word is suitable for you. You stay at home and wash your clothes all day long.
Can a weakling like you who washes your hands be called a good man?"
Li Mengnan didn't expect that Wu Ansu, who looked so strong in appearance, actually had a bit of a traditional woman's heart. He originally thought that this domineering female Tyrannosaurus rex would like the kind of weak and easily bullied herbivorous man...
By the way, isn’t this the case in TV dramas? A tough guy should be surrounded by a girl as gentle as water. A beautiful young lady can also attract some rotten goddesses. What’s the matter with a tomboy? Don’t change the settings randomly.
Ah Hun Dan!
"A good man is also a relative term... The hens have gone to crow, and the roosters have to crow, otherwise what will happen to the chicks? Have you ever thought about the feelings of those poor little lives?" Li Mengnan looked heartbroken.
"Li Mengnan, do you want to die?" Wu Ansu gritted his silver teeth, and the disposable chopsticks he was playing with began to severely deform.
This bastard, even if he just said that he is a tomboy, he actually used...a chicken as a metaphor? Although this chicken is not that chicken, it is too ugly.
This bastard definitely did it on purpose!
Seeing that Wu Ansu was about to get angry, Li Mengnan quickly picked up the cold noodle bowl and reminded nervously: "Officer Wu, you need to calm down! This is just a biological hypothesis. As you know, I have always been a very socially responsible person.
People occasionally care about the mental health of meat-eating chickens..."
You still have a sense of social responsibility and a good mental health. What a liar you are! Does this girl look like she has a low IQ?
Wu Ansu took a deep breath and suppressed the inner urge to lift the table. After all, she came here to ask Li Mengnan for help. She tolerated this guy's provocation for the time being, and waited until there was a chance to settle the accounts together.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you... Let's get down to business. I'm here this time to ask you for help with something."
Li Mengnan took the noodles into his mouth and nodded nonchalantly and said: "Sure, no matter what, I am also a person in the world. I am known for being anxious for public good, righteous and timely. My character is amazing. My little husband, I drain the water and change the screens, change the wires and make furniture, massage the bones, and scrape."
Cupping, hair and pedicure, cotton-padded shoes, polishing and waxing of intercontinental missiles, spray painting of sheet metal of aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines, mourning and asking for debts to correct negative reviews, ghostwriting for postgraduate entrance examination papers and summer homework for primary and secondary schools... But let me tell you in advance, this is what happens when a temporary boyfriend meets his parents.
This kind of business is temporarily not accepted. This is a high-risk type of work and will cause too much mental damage."
Wu Ansu was so angry that she almost vomited blood. Although she had been pushed to get married by her family in the past few years, she was not reduced to the point where she needed to hire a temporary boyfriend as a shield, right? This girl didn't choose well.
Not that no one wants it!
Besides, even if that day comes, it is impossible to find this guy to top up your account with a temporary boyfriend. Just find one on the Internet for ninety-nine yuan with free shipping is a hundred times better than this guy...
No, why did this guy take the topic in a weird direction again? Damn it, I couldn't keep calm when I saw this guy's mean face.
Li Mengnan finished a large bowl of cold buckwheat noodles in several mouthfuls. He touched his belly with satisfaction. He took the teapot on the table and poured a cup of barley tea. He looked at Wu Ansu who was still closing his eyes to "luck" in front of him and said with a smile: "Okay.
No more kidding... Officer Wu, what do you want to see me for?"
"I want you to accompany me to the hospital." Wu Ansu said seriously.
"Why are you going to the hospital?" Li Mengnan asked curiously, raising his eyebrows.
"Abortion."
puff--!
Li Mengnan squirted a sip of tea in Wu Ansu's face. His eyes widened in disbelief. His gaze rested on Wu Ansu's seemingly strong and flat belly, and he said in horror: "What? Are you going to have an abortion? Whose child is it?"
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At this moment, there were several students having breakfast in the hotel, and their attention was attracted by Li Mengnan's voice. Various unexplained eyes wandered back and forth on Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan, and someone was vaguely whispering something.
Wu Ansu wanted to kick the big-mouthed bastard in front of him to the Mariana Trench. Where was he? Couldn't this bastard wait until he finished speaking?
"Who said I was going to have an abortion? It was someone else who had an abortion!" Wu Ansu gritted his teeth and said almost word for word.
"So skinny... (Japanese: So that's it, that's it)" Li Mengnan quickly pulled out a few tissues from the tissue box on the table, diligently reached out to wipe the tea on Wu Ansu's face, and said with a smile.
: "You should have made it clear earlier, it will scare people's little hearts! Let me just say, whoever has such tastes... is so bold that he dares to offend even our mighty armed police officers? That's not a sure way to die.
The rhythm..."
Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan fiercely, slapped his paw away angrily, and took out a few tissues to wipe the tea off his face.