It was okay if Li Mengnan didn't say this, but when Wu Ansu said this, he was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood.
What does it mean to keep your wealth to others? Why should I show you my body for nothing?
Wu An is so angry, but she has to admit that this bastard is right. This small tube top made of the front and back pieces of a sweatshirt can't stop the magnificence of her chest. Even if you don't consider the problem of falling off, it is so "trendy and avant-garde"
"She can't even wear the clothes!"
She is also a celebrity in the Sanshan City police system. As long as she is a police officer, there are almost no police who don't know her. If an acquaintance sees her dressed like this and spreads the word, she will be in trouble in the future.
I'm too embarrassed to go to work anymore.
Therefore, even though he was unwilling, Wu Ansu could only force himself to accept Li Mengnan's "charity" and took the pure cotton round-neck white T-shirt with a big-eyed Spongebob printed on the chest from his hands, tangled.
After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and put it on his body.
Wu Ansu never thought that one day she would take the initiative to wear a man's clothes, and they were dirty clothes that had just been taken off from the other man's body.
Wu Ansu suddenly got goosebumps all over her body when she thought that this wrinkled T-shirt was still covered with the smelly sweat from Li Mengnan's run, and that it would soon be "intimately" attached to her skin.
There was still a vague feeling of nausea in my stomach.
Drinking the same bottle of water is called indirect kissing. What should we call wearing the same clothes? Indirect hug? Or indirect touching?
However, when the clothes were put on, Wu Ansu let out an unexpected sigh.
What she didn't expect was that this old, wrinkled-looking T-shirt was extremely dry. It didn't have the sticky dampness of being soaked in sweat. It didn't even have the slightest smell of sweat, only a little bit of indescribable smell.
What a delicious smell.
Wu Ansu vaguely felt that he had smelled this smell somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.
"Why are your clothes dry?"
Wu Ansu was a little confused. Just before Li Mengnan took off his clothes, she clearly saw dark traces of sweat on the front and back of this T-shirt. Even if the weather was dry and hot, it would not be a mess.
Will it be steamed dry in the blink of an eye?
"Do you like the original flavor? No, Officer Wu, your taste is so strong?" Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, and then a meaningful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Go to hell! I'm just curious!"
Wu Ansu couldn't help but secretly curse himself. He knew clearly that this bastard Li Mengnan was a bitch who took advantage of any advantage and took advantage even if there was no advantage. Why did he insist on asking him so much? That's not why he gave him so much.
What a chance for a joint effort...
Li Mengnan just smiled and did not answer.
Of course he would not tell Wu Ansu that he had used the "deception technique" to remove all the sweat and dust from his clothes.
Although the "Deception Technique" can only be used for three seconds a day, and this kind of non-sustained use, no matter how short the time, takes up a whole second of precious quota, he can't let a girl do it.
A wet piece of clothing stained with the smelly sweat all over his body.
Although he doesn't mind playing with heavy flavors occasionally, he is still very disciplined in some aspects.
Of course, in fact, he can also use the same method to move a new piece of clothing, or directly restore Wu Ansu's torn sweatshirt to its original state. After all, this is just a purely physical displacement change.
Features are still very easy to implement.
However, this kind of completely unsolvable trick is too scary for ordinary people, and it is not like it can be explained by light, shadow or mechanism on the stage. He does not want to cause unnecessary trouble.
As a qualified magician, in addition to being mysterious, you must also learn to be low-key.
"Come on, Officer Wu, come up." Li Mengnan leaned down and motioned to Wu Ansu to grab his hand.
Wu Ansu was so angry that he couldn't give Li Mengnan a good look. He opened Li Mengnan's hand and stepped on the edge of the drainage channel to come up.
Unfortunately, she overestimated her physical strength at the moment. When she stood up, her knees suddenly softened and she fell backwards again.
This time, Li Mengnan didn't miss her, grabbed Wu Ansu's wrist and forcibly dragged her back.
"Ouch——!"
Before Wu Ansu, who was still in shock, could speak, his feet suddenly softened again and he threw himself forward into Li Mengnan's arms.
Her heroic slender eyebrows were tightly knitted together, her lips were bitten until they turned white, and beads of sweat were faintly dripping from her forehead, as if she was holding back some kind of pain.
Li Mengnan didn't even need to lower his head to look. As long as he felt Wu Ansu's unbalanced body center of gravity and the strength of her hands, she knew that she must have sprained her foot when she went up the steps.
However, in order to show his kindness and innocence, Li Mengnan still asked with concern: "What's wrong? Is your foot sprained?"
"Hmph! No... don't worry about it!"
Wu Ansu really couldn't blame Li Mengnan this time. After all, she was the one who insisted on trying to get up the stairs. However, she didn't want to let the bastard in front of her see her joke like this, so she endured the heartbreaking pain in her left ankle.
Limping to the side of the road.
Usually there are many taxis on this road, but now it is the National Day holiday, and almost all taxis in Sanshan City are operating in the city. Occasionally, a few taxis pass by and take passengers.
Wu Ansu stood in the bright sun and waved for more than ten minutes but could not wait for an empty car.
As for the bus...the nearest stop sign is at the other end of the tunnel, which is at least 500 meters away.
There is no village ahead and no store behind. This sentence best describes the current state of Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan.
Wu Ansu originally wanted to try to stop a private car and ask for a ride, but he didn't want to think that the several private cars that passed by were all accelerating and drove past without any intention of stopping, as if they couldn't see her at all.
"Damn it, why don't any of these cars stop? Usually they stop as soon as I raise my hand..." Wu Ansu gritted his teeth and said bitterly.
"Sister, you usually wear a police uniform, right? Don't say you raised your hand, even if you look at me, they will be scared to death. How dare you not stop the car?" Li Mengnan was shirtless and squatting on the road bored.
Count ants on the side.
"How can they be so inhumane? Aren't they afraid that someone is really in an emergency?" Wu Ansu waved his hand when he saw the car, still not believing in evil.
"I guess they are more afraid of fishing law enforcement... There is no shop in front of the village, and suddenly someone wants to hitchhike. Do you dare to stop if they put it on you?" Li Mengnan threw away the branch he was playing with ants on, clapped his hands, stood up, looked at Wu Ansu a few times, and suggested
: "Perhaps you can try to lift up your trouser legs and slowly touch your hands down your thighs. This is how it is done in movies..."