36.Chapter 36: No one can stop a gangster who knows martial arts
"Although you try hard to control your emotions, your acting skills are too bad." Ye Dong looked at Shen Yihan's wonderful body, shook his head, and said with a smile: "From every tiny body movement on your body, I will I know what you are going to do in the next second. Therefore, there is no way you can hurt me."
Shen Yihan's face instantly turned livid.
"What I'm really afraid of is your sister." Ye Dong said with a smile: "Your sister is a vixen who has been practicing for thousands of years. She doesn't have to act at all, she just winks at me, and my whole body is numb."
"Shut up! Don't insult my sister!" Shen Yihan's eyes were splitting, and his body was shaking with anger.
"Do you think this is an insult? In fact, in my opinion, it's the opposite. I think this is a special compliment to your sister." Ye Dong laughed. I don't know why, but when he saw Shen Yihan angry, he Happy, and a very happy kind. Could it be that his personality has a tendency to be perverted? Ye Dong was so scared that his heart skipped a beat.
"Yihan, it's been a long time since I've been here, have you finished washing?"
Shen Yaxuan's voice suddenly came from outside the door.
"Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here soon. Do you want to invite your sister in so that the three of us can wash together?" Ye Dong said with an evil smile.
"Go to hell!" Shen Yihan lowered his voice and glared at him fiercely. "Sister, I'm almost done washing. Just wait a moment. By the way, I forgot to take off my underwear. Go and help me. Take it, it’s the red one hanging on the balcony.”
"This kid is so careless." Shen Yaxuan sighed and stepped upstairs.
Hearing the footsteps above his head, Shen Yihan gritted his teeth and said to Ye Dong: "Get out of here right away. I will pretend that nothing happened just now. If you let my sister know...I will not let you go even if I am a ghost." !”
"I can't see that you, a little girl, are so callous. You kiss someone forcefully and then slap them on the butt and kick them out. Oh! I'm really not a kind person."
Ye Dong joked a few words, opened the door and stepped out.
"Ah! Ye Dong, when did you come back?" He happened to meet Chen Tiantian who was about to climb the stairs.
"Just came back...just came back." Ye Dong was vague and turned around to go back to his room.
"Hello? Wait a minute." Chen Tiantian put down the bags of snacks in her hands and reached out to hold Ye Dong's arm. "Let me ask you, do you really know Pig Man?"
"Pig Man?" Ye Dong shook his head, what does Pig Man have to do with me?
"But Sister Xueqing said that you and Pig Man knew each other, and she also said that the reason why Pig Man ran to Luming Mountain to save us last night was because of your relationship." Chen Tiantian said with a shy round face. Looking at Ye Dong, he said seriously.
Holy shit! The "Pig Man" she was talking about turned out to be me! Ye Dong had a big head for a while. Last night, I just wore a pig head mask on a whim, okay? But don't give me such a dirty name, right? Piggy. Xia? Why didn’t you name me Big Big Wolf?
"If you know Pig Man, please introduce him to us. I really want to learn from Pig Man. He is so handsome! He is the most manly man I have ever met in my life." Chen Tiantian looked intoxicated, as if Ye Dong standing in front of her was the Pig Man.
"This... I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. I'm really not familiar with the Pig Man you're talking about." Ye Dong broke free from Chen Tiantian's clutches and was about to run away because he heard footsteps coming from the stairs. He was sure. It was Shen Yaxuan who came downstairs.
"You can't escape until you speak clearly." Like an unreasonable little female cat, Chen Tiantian jumped in front of Ye Dong and tightly hugged Ye Dong's arm with her two little hands.
"Tiantian, what happened? Did Ye Dong bully you again?" Shen Yaxuan walked down the stairs. Wearing a warm red sweatshirt, the outline of her soft body was vividly outlined.
"How dare I? When I encounter the little witch, I have no choice but to run away." Ye Dongqian laughed.
"Who are you calling the little witch?" Chen Tiantian wrinkled her fleshy little nose and snorted coldly, "For Pig Man's sake, I won't argue with you this time. If you let me hear it again next time, Hum hum, I will make your death ugly. By the way, Ye Dong, you must do what you promised me."
"What did I promise you?" Ye Dong was speechless. This little witch simply didn't make any sense.
Seeing that Chen Tiantian was bullying Ye Dong, Shen Yaxuan didn't bother to care. She took Shen Yihan's underwear to the bathroom door and knocked on the door, "Yihan, have you washed it? I'll help you put away the underwear." Take it down, please open the door."
There was no movement in the bathroom.
"It's cold, have you washed it? You can tell me something. If you wash it, come out immediately. I have to go in and wash it. I have been mowing grass for a day and I am sweating all over. My whole body is sticky and I feel very uncomfortable." "Speaking, Shen Yaxuan stretched out charmingly.
Chen Tiantian looked curiously at the bathroom. Suddenly, a small crack opened in the bathroom, and a small white hand stretched out, took the underwear from Shen Yaxuan, and closed the door again with a bang.
Instantly! Chen Tiantian's eyes widened in shock, she turned her head, her little face flushed with excitement, she pointed her finger at Ye Dong and said with a bad smile: "You...haha...I discovered it, yeah! That's great!" Now, you finally have the leverage to fall into my hands."
Shen Yaxuan cast his eyes over curiously. Ye Dong felt dizzy and stretched out his hand to pull the little witch, and the two of them rushed straight to his room.
"You must be guilty of being caught by me, right?" Chen Tiantian looked at Ye Dong with a smile, "However, as long as you listen to me and introduce me to the amazing Pig Man, I will definitely not Tell Sister Ruohan."
"Want to threaten me? There's no way." Ye Dong sat down on the chair carelessly, "You can go and tell Ruohan now that I'm getting what you want."
"Hello? Do you still have a conscience? Sister Ruohan is your fiancée. Aren't you afraid that she will know that you are having an affair with another woman and make her unhappy?" Chen Tiantian got angry and pouted. high.
"Since you are Ruohan's best friend, you will definitely not hide it from her. I don't think you can stop her at all. Why don't you just tell her now. In this way, she will see my true face clearly, and in the end she will Maybe I want to thank you."
"You are such a wolf-hearted person, you can tell it like this. Sister Ruohan is really blind, how could she have a fiancé like you?" Chen Tiantian was indignant, and suddenly she rolled her eyes, "But what? , I suddenly changed my mind, and I decided to tell Sister Xueqing about this..." She smiled and looked at Ye Dong provocatively.
"Hello? What does this matter have to do with Sister Xueqing? Why did you tell Sister Xueqing?" Ye Dong was frightened for a while.
"Hehe~ Did I see through it? I knew you had evil intentions towards Sister Xueqing." Chen Tiantian snorted coldly: "I just went to tell Sister Xueqing. If you can, kill me to silence me."
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"Little girl, don't think that I dare not kill you." Ye Dong's face darkened, "If you really dare to tell Sister Xue Qing, I will kill you right now!"
"Come on, I'm waiting." Chen Tiantian simply raised her neck and assumed a very bachelor posture.
Ye Dong stretched his big hand forward fiercely, and Chen Tiantian immediately shrank her neck in fear, "How dare you...ah! Why are you pinching me?"
Ye Dong pinched Chen Tiantian's bulging round face with two fingers and twisted it hard, "Hey, you are playing gangster with me without even looking at who he is? Since you want to tell Sister Xueqing, I
Why don't you take the initiative to tell her first? Maybe when Sister Xueqing hears this, she will think that I am upright, chivalrous, and a good man worthy of being entrusted with my life."
After saying that, Ye Dong whistled and left the door. The little witch was left in the room, covering her face and grinning.
"Hmph! The gangster knows martial arts and no one can stop him. I'm really unlucky. He's a heartless and stinky gangster!" Chen Tiantian grinned.
Ye Dong still cooked the dinner, but this time there was an extra helper. Shen Yaxuan volunteered and came to help Ye Dong. In fact, she had always been curious about why ordinary vegetables and radishes turned out so well in Ye Dong's hands.
Make the taste of Longfenglou.
Ye Dong cooked six dishes in one breath, and also made a duck soup. Shen Yaxuan watched from the side from beginning to end, but she did not notice what mysterious condiments Ye Dong put into the dishes. The stir-fried dishes
She also tasted them one by one, and the taste was absolutely delicious. It was probably on par with the super famous chefs in her family.
"Why does the food you cook taste so delicious?" Shen Yaxuan finally couldn't help but asked.
Ye Dong washed the frying spoon, smiled, and pointed at his chest with his big female finger, "Because I cook with my heart."
"Don't be so mysterious." Shen Yaxuan gave him a beautiful eye roll, "Do you mean to say that we don't have to worry about cooking?"
Ye Dong's gaze passed over Shen Yaxuan's tall breasts without leaving a trace. He put down the frying spoon, took off his apron, and said: "Of course I don't mean to belittle you female comrades at all. What I mean is, since
To cook, you have to devote yourself to it. For example, if you girls watch a Korean drama and see the male and female protagonists parting and reuniting, you will also be happy and cry. In the same way, you can
Think of yourself as a dish that is being tortured in a frying pan. Every minute of torture is just to leave a lingering fragrance in the diners' mouths. When you truly understand that food is a gift from nature to human beings, you will become a disciple.
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"It's inexplicable. I don't even know what you are talking about." Shen Yaxuan stretched out and took off her apron. Ye Dong's eyes quickly went up to Shen Damei's round buttocks. Such a perfect buttocks, just want to
Just thinking about it, I feel that it must be quite elastic to the touch.
During dinner, Shen Yihan did not go downstairs, and the dining table was empty. Ye Dong was surrounded by beautiful women, and felt indescribably comfortable. Of course, without Shen Yihan's stinky face, his mood was even more wonderful.
