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Chapter 1289 Zero swimsuit

The goddess of wisdom stood on the edge of the cliff, letting the mountain wind blow her skirt and long hair, like a petrified statue of a god.

She is a god and he is a human, but she, the god, now needs Hong Dali to take care of her. There is no way. After being a god for too long, she often forgets how to be a human. For example, she has even forgotten how to eat.

have eaten.

"Sister Goddess, it's time to eat." Hong Dali picked a lot of wild fruits from the forest, separated one of the fruits with a thick shell into two water bowls, and brought them over: "There is a saying

Well, people are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry. You are no better than before. If you don't eat, you will really die."

Speaking of which, in this place where I don’t know what plane it is, the fruits are quite delicious and sweet, and I feel warm all over after eating them. If I drink some water from the pool, except that I can’t see anyone, everything else

It's really good.

"Thank you." The goddess somehow managed to say these two words by accident. The last time she said thank you was when her father was not dead. It has a long history.

"Oh no, you don't have to be so polite. Come on, let's eat one first." Hong Dali handed the washed fruit to the goddess of wisdom, then sat down and said with a smile: "Fortunately, I was an orphan before, and I did everything by myself. Otherwise, I would have thought

I really don’t know how to take care of people.”

"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you after I regain my divine power?" The goddess of wisdom opened her mouth gently, took a small bite of the fruit, and said softly: "Now is when I am at my weakest. If you want to kill me, there is nothing better than this.

opportunity.”

"We'll talk about the future later," Hong Dali didn't care at all: "If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have saved you when the space collapsed. Oh, this world is changing, what will happen to the Queen of Heaven in the future? I

Even if I kill you, I won’t be able to get down. Even if I get down, I’ll be alone, with no one to talk to, what’s the point?”

"Oh..." The goddess of wisdom murmured in response, continued eating the fruit and stopped talking.

"Sister Goddess," Hong Dali said after finishing the fruit. He had a restless temper and said, "Let's think of some games we can play. Otherwise, if we stay here like this all day, we will die of depression." He said

Looking around, he soon started to smile: "Sister Goddess, how about we play backgammon?"

"Backgammon? What is that?" In the past, there was no problem in staying alone for millions of years, but now she stayed with Hong Dali and if Hong Dali didn't do anything, she would feel bored for some reason.

Now when I heard that Hong Dali said he wanted to play backgammon, he became curious: "How to play?"

"It's simple, just make a few chess pieces per person. As long as your chess pieces can be connected into five, you will win." The rules of backgammon are very simple. Hong Dali introduced them casually. How smart the goddess of wisdom is, he quickly understood the rules.

Then... Hong Dali became depressed.

In the first round, the goddess of wisdom wins. In the second round, the goddess of wisdom wins. In the third round, the goddess of wisdom still wins...

"No more playing, let's play something else!" Hong Dali was going crazy. Hong Dali was so depressed that he forgot who the person sitting opposite him was. Goddess of Wisdom, playing with her isn't asking for death?

"Let's play stones!" Hong Dali said excitedly: "I was really good at this when I was a kid!"

"Oh." The goddess of wisdom responded lightly.

Then ten minutes later...

"No more fun!" Hong Dali was going crazy. Hong Dali was so depressed that he forgot who the person sitting opposite him was. The goddess of wisdom, she has been practicing for hundreds of millions of years, and she can even turn a corner with a flick of a stone!

"Forget it, forget it, you are too powerful. I can't beat you, so I'm going to take a shower!" Hong Dali sniffed. He was playing games with the goddess just to find depression. He was covered in stinky sweat from the food he just made, so it was just a good time to take a shower.

"Oh," the goddess of wisdom didn't think much about it. Taking a bath is one of human activities. She is an authentic god. Gods don't need to take a bath. But she soon screamed and covered her eyes with her hands.

He said angrily: "Hong Dali, what are you doing?!"

At this time, Hong Dali had already taken off his shirt and was about to take off his pants. He asked strangely: "Take off your clothes. How can you take a shower without taking off your clothes?"

"You big bastard, why are you so shameless?!" The goddess of wisdom was so frightened that she didn't dare to put down her hands, and turned around angrily: "How can you take off your clothes in front of me? Do you think I dare not kill you?!"

"Then you ask me to take a shower without taking off my clothes?!" Hong Dali looked depressed: "Why don't you just walk away and not look at it? Really, at the seaside where I live, the women are wearing three-point styles, and the men are wearing

Everything I wear is a one-point style. Oops, there is no one-point style to wear here, I might as well wear a zero-point swimsuit..."

A zero-point swimsuit, of course, means not wearing it...

"I'll kill you!" The goddess of wisdom couldn't bear it anymore. With a flick of her staff, a ray of white light shot straight towards Hong Dali. Then she heard a "pop" and the sound of heavy objects falling into the water. Hong Dali's picture made her more and more depressed.

His mouth was finally closed.

"This person..." the goddess of wisdom let out a long sigh. Although the two of them have done even the most intimate things, the goddess is a goddess after all, noble and holy. In the past, the situation dictated that there was nothing she could do, but now Hong Dali has

If you want to be frivolous to yourself again, then...

Thinking of this, the Goddess of Wisdom suddenly remembered that Hong Dali took care of her food, clothing, and daily life. Her attitude was quite kind and she never crossed the line. Although she was very talkative, she never said anything too harsh, so her actions were a little gentler.

.

As a result, just as I was thinking about it, suddenly there was a sound of water, and Hong Dali's voice was extremely excited: "Sister Goddess, I discovered something! A great thing!"

"What's so exciting?" The goddess of wisdom didn't dare to turn her head and just said: "Is there a fish in the water?"

"How do you know?" Hong Dali was stunned, "Well, you are the goddess of wisdom. Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you. There are fish in the water, big fish. Now we are in luck. I will find a way.

Catch a few and cook grilled fish for you tonight!"

This person doesn't know what his brain is made of. The jump in the fourth dimension is too great.

"Hey, that's not right!" Just as he was talking, Hong Dali suddenly became surprised: "I remember that I never knew how to swim. How come I can swim so happily in the water?" Thinking of this, Hong Dali suddenly woke up.

Come over: "This is elemental affinity, the ability that the Great Prodigal System blessed me with before, is it useful?!"

This surprise was no small matter. Hong Dali suddenly plunged into the water again. (To be continued...)


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