In an ordinary house in Tianjing City, three gangsters sat in a circle around the table to play cards, chatting.
"Boss, we haven't been doing well lately. We can't even afford to eat now. Doing this every day is not an option. Do you want to do something?" one of them said.
These three gangsters usually do nothing but idle around. They spend all day planning pie-in-the-sky things. But there are not so many good things in this world. As a result, the more idle they become, the poorer they become. They spend all their money on extortion.
After buying lottery tickets, the most I have left is to buy some instant noodles.
"Yeah, if you don't think about finding a way, you guys will have to drink the northwest wind. That's not going to work." Another person nodded: "We don't have as much luck as Hong Dali. All we do is buy lottery tickets. That's not reliable.
Speculation."
"It makes sense," the boss touched his chin, suddenly threw the poker on the table, and said, "Indeed, waiting all day long is not an option. You just reminded me of Hong Dali's prodigal son. Why don't we go to him?
Let's pretend to be beggars in front of the Chenhui Building where we usually go. If we're lucky, Hong Dali will reward us with a thousand and eight hundred yuan, then we'll pay it forward!"
"What a great idea!" After hearing what the boss said, the other two people's eyes suddenly lit up and they nodded: "That's it! Then let's set off now!"
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Haruta Abe is one of the Hattori ninjas under the command of Taro Gomoto, the president of Fuata Zaibatsu.
Among this secret force, Haruta Abe has excellent performance in all aspects and has always been regarded as a confidant by Jiro Hattori.
This time, receiving the task of killing Hong Dali, Abe Haruta was also sent to Heaven. In the words of Hattori Jiro, everything should be done according to the situation, and he can kill directly at critical moments. As one of the dead soldiers in the Fuata Zaibatsu Ninja Legion,
.Abe Haruta happily accepted this mission.
Death or life has never been something that a good ninja needs to consider.
In fact, he was indeed very smart - he did not arrive in Tianjing directly, but took a plane and passed through a transfer to Dongshan Province in the Kingdom of Heaven, and then took a train to Tianjing.
This will undoubtedly reduce his risks to a lower level and make it easier for him to arrange various things calmly.
On the train.
The carriage was very crowded and there were many people.
Haruta Abe was sitting on the car seat with his arms in his arms, eyes closed, and suddenly there was a "pop" sound. A man who looked like a migrant worker sitting opposite him opened a can and threw the ring on the table.
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At this time, a gangster-looking person next to the man was obviously a little bored. He picked up the ring and fiddled with it in his hands. After a while, he suddenly shouted: "Wow! First prize!"
I heard that this pull ring was actually the first prize. The migrant worker suddenly became anxious and shouted: "This is mine, mine! Give it back to me!"
"Holy shit, you said what's yours is yours? Does this thing have your name on it?" the gangster shouted.
The two people's voices were loud enough that the passengers sitting nearby heard them and looked at him one after another.
"I lost this pull ring!" The migrant worker rolled up his sleeves and tried to argue with him: "Tell you, there are more than 60 of our brothers in this car. Please return the pull ring to me happily, otherwise I will
You’re welcome!”
Not to mention, as soon as he finished speaking, seven or eight people gathered around him, looking at the little gangster with their arms folded.
But unexpectedly, the little gangster was not to be outdone: "You have people, but I don't have anything to do with you?" Sure enough, when the little gangster yelled, there were seven or eight more people around him.
Now the passengers around are obviously a little scared, this is a scene that is about to start! Of course. Correspondingly, the surrounding passengers have already believed that the ring pull ring really has a grand prize, and they are pointing and pointing for a while
.
However, Abe Haruta still closed her eyes and meditated in the arms of the old god, and snorted disdainfully: "It's a ridiculous scam."
After hearing what he said, the gangsters and migrant workers gave him a vague look. Seeing that he didn't open his eyes, they simply ignored him.
Sure enough, when the film started, it was not a small scene. At this time, a traveler was quite quick-witted and said to a scholar-looking person present: "Sir, you look like a scholar. Please give me your opinion."
Otherwise, they will start fighting."
"Well..." The scholar pushed up his glasses, hesitated and said, "I am a university teacher. Since you two trust me, I will give you a review. Well, Griphook give it to me first.
"
He was a skinny man, and no one was afraid that he would dare to be strong, so the gangster immediately gave him the ring.
The scholar put the ring in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully, and said: "Well, it is indeed the first prize. Where is the can? Let me see how much it costs."
The migrant worker gave him the can again.
The scholar continued: "It's nearly 20,000, which is a lot of money. You can use this to redeem the prize, and each of you will get half of it. If you can't trust the other person, I can go with you when you get off the bus."
Obviously, these people are all in the same group, the migrant workers are Party A, the gangsters are Party B, and the scholars are the trustees.
However, unexpectedly, things developed to this point, which was obviously beyond Haruta Abe's expectations - both parties completely disagreed with the split. The migrant workers shouted: "Why should my pull ring give him half? Brothers, let's have a good relationship with them."
Be reasonable!”
The little gangster was not to be outdone: "Damn it, who's afraid of whom? What's the matter, if you want to talk, my buddy will accompany you!"
So the two groups of people immediately started pushing and shoving.
There were seventeen or eight people pushing and shoving in the carriage, you touching me and I touching you, and it quickly became a mess.
Seeing that they were about to suffer, all the passengers around them huddled in their seats. However, the problem was that the car was too crowded and there was no way to retreat even if they wanted to. However, this also had an advantage. The two groups could not fight even if they wanted to, so they had to turn around in the end.
It became a war of words...
Fortunately, this situation did not last long, the train arrived at Tianjing Station...
"Let's go down and talk!" "Damn, I'm not a man if I'm afraid of you! Brothers, get out of the car and fuck him!"
A group of people got out of the car and walked away while cheering, probably looking for a place to fight.
Haruta Abe got out of the car, touched his chin and murmured: "Did I see it wrong? Are they not lying?"
After leaving the train station, Abe Haruta picked up his bag and suddenly realized: "Oh no, my wallet! There were too many people crowded together just now, and I just watched them perform there..."
On the other side, a group of migrant workers and gangsters walked arm-in-arm, laughing as they walked: "That idiot from Japan is still pretending to be highly intelligent. He doesn't even know he has lost his wallet. Hahahaha! Fight with us."
, he’s a little too young!” “Yeah, yeah, let’s go, let’s go and have a drink! I hate pretenders the most in my life, so I have to treat him like this, oh, Shutan!”
…
Although he lost his wallet, as a member of the glorious Hattori ninja, Abe Haruta said that this was not a big problem.
"For the great Japanese Empire!" Haruta Abe muttered a few words silently in his heart, and then said secretly: "Since you have lost your wallet, why not pretend to be a beggar and hide downstairs in the Chenhui Building where Hong Dali is? In this way, as long as
As soon as he shows up, I can ask him for a reward and then kill him in one fell swoop!"
It can be said that there is no way out, but there is no way out, and there is another village with dark flowers and bright flowers!
Disguise yourself as a beggar and then take the opportunity to assassinate him. With such a perfect strategy, the success rate can definitely reach 100%!
As for not having money to take a taxi, as a member of the glorious Hattori Ninja, Abe Haruta said that is not a problem at all!
So a few hours later, Abe Haruta finally arrived near the Chenhui Building. Looking at the Chenhui Building standing in the sunset, Abe Haruta took a deep breath and glanced around, and soon he found the target.
——That was a beggar who was so old that he had no teeth.
Five minutes later, Haruta Abe, who had changed clothes with the beggar, took a deep breath...
Then he lay down on the road, and in order to look more realistic, he moved bit by bit towards Chenhui Building...
In fact, there is nothing wrong with his entire strategy. Unfortunately, his target is Hong Dali, who has reached the level of disaster transfer and catastrophe - so he is unlucky...
He finally moved under the Chenhui Building, but before he was ready, he was stared at by two other beggars...
They were two relatively young beggars. When one of them saw him coming, he came over and said in a low voice: "Brother, this place has been occupied by us. You have to come and wait for tomorrow!"
Damn it, this is your territory? Do you know that I am also tasked with assassinating Hong Dali? How could I give up such an important position to you?! If you don’t accept it, go out and have a showdown?!
Haruta Abe was originally in a bad mood after losing her wallet. After hearing what the young beggar said, she naturally became even more depressed. She said in a hoarse voice: "No, I will never leave!"
"I'm giving you shame, aren't you shameless?!" These two young beggars were the gangster trio who wanted to get money from Hong Dali before. Seeing that someone was actually trying to steal their jobs from them today, what's the deal?
! People die for wealth and birds die for food. I haven’t said anything yet. Let’s start the film!
So half an hour later, the four of them sat into the police station with bruises and swollen faces...
In fact, with Abe Haruta's strength, the three gangsters were definitely not a problem, and there would be absolutely no problem in settling them down in twos and twos.
The real problem lies with the urban management...
As mentioned before, Hong Dali was always overqualified and underutilized. He arranged for those super soldiers who were loyal to him to be 100 years old to serve as city managers. However, there were still several of them who were usually guarding the downstairs of Chenhui Building.
Originally, Hong Dali was a very nice guy. If he met a beggar, he would give him a reward of 1,800 yuan. Therefore, there would always be beggars around Chenhui Building.
This is actually nothing. The problem is that these beggars are actually fighting over territory! One of them is quite skilled - why would he be a beggar if he has such skills?!
So the result was that Abe Haruta subdued the trio of gangsters, and then was beaten up by the super urban management until their noses were bruised and swollen, and finally all four of them entered the police station...