In fact, it is no wonder that Yitra's urine escape is now in a state of disgrace outside the Hexagon Building.
Countless American citizens have blocked the gates, holding signs high in their hands, and are demonstrating. The signs read, "Death to all the people in the military," "You pigheads," and "The face of the United States has been disgraced."
Slogans such as "The meaning is very obvious. You guys are a bunch of trash. This time you not only deceived us people, but also lost your face to the world. Please die and apologize!"
The people were passionate and held demonstrations with signs. Reporters carried long guns and short cannons, and they were all waiting to interview important military figures about this matter. After all, the Iron Warriors were so popular before, and now that they have been exposed, they will definitely be the headlines.
news!
"Minister Salon!" The secretary rushed in again and said, "Reporters outside asked for interviews, but they have completely blocked this place! We have dispatched guards now, but I'm afraid..."
"I have a headache." Salon rubbed his temples fiercely: "We hyped the Iron Warriors too much before, but this time it was exposed, and we really lost face. These reporters are really afraid that the world will not be in chaos.
, all of them should be taken out and shot! Shot!"
Of course, there is always a big difference between reality and dreams, and Salon is also very helpless.
"But, Minister Salon, what should we do now?" The secretary was sweating profusely and said anxiously: "If we don't think of a way, they will rush in! By then, they won't be able to leave even if they want to!"
"**!" Salon yelled: "Can't Hong Dali just stay at home? And that Angel of Doom, isn't his curse always effective? Why did it fail this time?!"
"Sa... Minister Salon..." The secretary swallowed hard: "The Angel of Doom said... said... that all the people in our military department are pig heads and told us to eat... eat shit..."
"I'll eat his head!" Salon roared loudly: "I don't believe in any bad luck curse anymore! We in the United States have raised him for so long in vain and given him such a high salary! What's the result? He doesn't even have a single ounce.
It doesn’t work! It doesn’t work! He calls us pig heads and tells us to eat shit, why doesn’t he die! Angel of doom! Fart! He should be pulled out and shot! He must be shot!”
"Minister Salon, those reporters outside now..." The secretary answered the phone and reminded again anxiously: "You'd better find a way to deal with the reporters first, they are about to rush in!"
After hearing the secretary's reminder, Salon, who had been roaring, became completely silent this time.
This incident happened in such a hurry. In fact, it was nothing to be exposed as a fake video. It was not a big deal in the first place. There are always many scenes of gangsters in Hollywood movies. In fact, if the audience actually discovered it, it would be a little more funny.
That's all.
Regarding the matter of Iron Warrior, Salon didn't expect that one video could hide it for a lifetime. His original intention was actually to outshine the limelight of Hong Dali Robot. The public has such an inertia, that is, when it first became popular
They talk about it with pleasure, but very quickly. As long as there is something else, it is easy to divert their attention. In this way, the original storm of public opinion can be completely suppressed.
Therefore, the fake video of Iron Warrior has overcome the initial rumors. When the time comes, the video websites will be notified to block the news. Once the public enthusiasm has passed, everything will be easy. As for the exchange of robot technology with the Kingdom of Heaven, that can be done slowly.
Talk slowly.
But who would have thought that this video was released just two days ago! That damn guy came out and exposed it just two days ago!
This time it was a big trouble. Originally, the public's attention was always on Iron Warriors, but this time it became even more popular. Even if they wanted to block the news, they couldn't...
This is like hearing someone say that my family bought a new car for 200,000 yuan.
You became jealous and jealous, and then you directly asked someone to borrow a car worth 300,000 yuan, took a photo in the driver's seat, and then told people that a car worth 200,000 yuan is nothing. The one my family bought was 300,000 yuan.
This kind of mentality is very normal. It is easy for people to have a desire to compare. This is nothing to do.
But the problem is that there is a big flaw in this photo. A very obvious mark on the car was also included in the photo, and was recognized by the person who bought the car for 200,000 yuan: "
Isn’t it? Isn’t this so-and-so’s car? I’ve seen that mark there!”
Well, now the fun is great. This is like being slapped in the face. Not to mention the slap in the face, the most important thing is that there is no chance to refute. This is very, very uncomfortable...
…
How about saying that he never slaps Hong Dali in the face? This guy really never slaps him in the face - someone slaps him in the face anyway...
"He...his! His!" Salon kicked the coffee table over angrily: "These damn pig heads! All of them must be taken out and shot!" Of course, we don't have to say whether they should be shot or not;
He had to quickly find a way to leave, so Salon covered his stomach and said, "Please help me deal with the reporters first. I have a stomachache. I need to go to bed first!"
"Ah? Minister Salon? Minister Salon?!" Seeing Salon running away in a hurry, the secretary was a little confused for a moment.
Fortunately, it didn't take long before he had no time to be dazed - a large number of reporters, hundreds of them, poured in...
"Excuse me, is Minister Itla here? Regarding the fake video of Iron Warrior, what does Minister Itla think?" "I would like to ask whether Minister Itla wants to mislead us people and achieve some kind of fake video of Iron Warrior.
What's the purpose?" "Hello, may I ask..."
The whole scene was a mess, and the secretary was overwhelmed. In the end, a smart man shouted through a loudspeaker: "Everyone, please be quiet. I have met this gentleman. He is the secretary of Minister Itla. Let's listen to what he said.
.”
Soon the scene became quiet.
The secretary swallowed hard. Today's scene was a bit big... I have to say that he was quite quick-witted. Since it was a big scene, he went to sea and said, "I don't know about the Iron Warrior video.
I don’t quite know what the situation is in that part. But..." When he said this, he tried to think about the words that Salon had revealed when discussing with Itla before. He said: "Because the mechanical man technology of the Kingdom of Heaven is not willing to
Sharing, so we need to impose small sanctions on them. Many rare metals in the Kingdom of Heaven need to be imported from the United States, so currently we need to cut off the import channels to contain the Kingdom of Heaven..."
Cutting off the rare metal import channels of the Kingdom of Heaven is big news!
At this time, I only heard the secretary continue: "In addition, our Minister Itla has decided to conduct a military exercise. The specific date has not yet been determined. What I can reveal is that this military exercise we will use a lot of the world's latest weapons.
Weapons made with technology, including rail guns, the latest Fighting Falcon fighter jets, etc., please look forward to it."
Huh... I'm done fooling around. These two items should be heavy enough. And it seems that Minister Itla and Minister Salon mentioned it before when they discussed it. No matter how much, let's block this matter first and talk about the rest.
Of...I don’t care anymore!
Secretary: "Gentlemen, please give way. My stomach hurts a little. I need to go to the bathroom first."
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In the United States, competition is fierce in all walks of life, and journalism is certainly no exception.
As a press reporter for "American Intelligence News", Janes has always looked down upon his colleagues - those idiots blocking the door. What good news can they get? I guess the real owner has been hiding for a long time, and what they have obtained is nothing.
It is information that is generally easy to know.
As an ace for more than 20 years, Jeanswest will not take the usual path.
His choice was to rely on his keenest sense of smell. When the Iron Warrior reveal video was posted online and he discovered it, in less than three hours, he used his connections to sneak into the bathroom of the Hexagon Building as quickly as possible.
, set up the latest model of pinhole camera. Because he believed that Defense Minister Yitra would be very upset when he heard that Iron Warriors had been exposed, so hiding in the WC would be a very good choice.
And the facts proved that his choice was very correct. In just over three hours, Jeansvis saw Defense Minister Itla enter the bathroom angrily.
"Haha, I really caught you!" Jeansweis, who was hiding in the ceiling, was full of joy: "There must be big news this time!"
Sure enough, as soon as Yitra entered the bathroom, he kicked everything violently: "Hong Dali! Damn Hong Dali! Why, why does this guy do this? Let's do it right, why!"
It’s in stock! It’s indeed in stock! Hahaha, I really came to the right place today!
At this time, Itra angrily entered a small private room and prepared to defecate. This section was of little value, but Jeanswes felt that he should observe it for a while, and it turned out that his intuition was indeed quite correct.
——After a while, another person sneaked in. Jeanswest knew him, Salon, the Secretary of the National Security Agency of the United States!
Hahahaha, it seems like I got a big harvest today!
JeansWest is so exciting. This is a big event. If it were you, you wouldn't be able to leave, right?
At this time, Salon was heard yelling and cursing while taking advantage of himself: "Damn Hong Dali, you've made me miserable, I really should be taken out and shot! Shot!" Itla's voice came from inside: "Are you here too?
Let’s stay here for a while, don’t go out yet, those damn reporters outside, they are as annoying as flies! Disgusting!”
How dare you treat reporters like flies! This is intolerable! Jeanswest secretly decided that today’s candid photos must be posted online! Let’s see what they have to say!
At this moment, there was a flushing sound. It should have been that Itla had finished using the toilet and flushed the toilet, but he didn't want to. Soon he started to curse again: "Ahhhhh! This damn toilet is making trouble! Making trouble!"
Why is the sewer pipe blocked? Why!"
Another crazy slap came. But at this moment, there was a sudden "boom" sound, and the whole toilet trembled. The toilet actually exploded, and countless colored liquids sprayed out.
When I came out, it was all over the bathroom!
It wasn't until this moment that Jeanswes noticed a sign hanging on the bathroom door - "Hey, dear, if you want to hide in the bathroom, you will pay the price, you bunch of pig heads that embarrass the United States!"
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