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Chapter 833 Don't have any brains!

This is actually not his fault.

You said that he is a tech geek with an IQ of 180, and his brain is much faster than that of a normal person. As long as there is a slight disturbance, he wants to analyze it. As a result, this analysis will end up with all kinds of entanglements.

It doesn't work either when you lose or when you win. After that, you will be completely depressed. But if you don't analyze it, does it look good on a head with a long neck?

"Only a heartless fool like the young master can be a prodigal son," Lucifer finally concluded depressingly: "Compared with him, I am not as good as me! Not everyone can be a prodigal son.

Without that diamond, it would be better not to live with this porcelain..."



Hong Dali on the earth smiled with a gleeful smile, and said heartlessly: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha! It's gone up! It's finally gone back to seven o'clock. It's not easy, it's not easy. I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat.

,Afraid..."

At the end, he said something that would probably make Lucifer angry to death: "Is it so difficult to be a prodigal? You don't even know how to spend money? Who is so stupid? It must be the idiot who picks up girls. If it had been anyone else, he wouldn't have done it.

Will it be so troublesome..."

This is probably the first time since Lucifer was born that someone called him a fool...



Although the prodigal lost more than 700,000 this time, overall, it was a great failure. The most important thing was that Lucifer was mentally hit hard. Only now did he understand that the prodigal, especially a god-like prodigal, was not anyone.

I can do it all...

Among them, there are various whimsical ways to spend money, unbeatable luck, and a heartless character that can take everything seriously. These three must be possessed before you can become a god-level prodigal like Hong Dali.

If any one of them is missing, it will definitely make people depressed to death, and there will definitely be no problems.

Back at the St. Heburg Hotel, Lucifer was like a defeated rooster, with his head drooped and listless.

Seeing his appearance, Ling Xiaoyi, who was sitting in the rear area, immediately came up to him, pulled Lucifer to sit down, and asked in a low voice: "How about picking up girls? Is it still successful for a prodigal? Look at your appearance...

…”

"Don't mention it," Lucifer was so shocked that he held his head in his hands, just like an infatuated man who had just lost his love: "Sister Xiaoyi, I can't do the job of a prodigal son. It's too painful. This is simply not human.

That’s what you did!”

"Ah?" Ling Xiaoyi was completely embarrassed: "Can't you be a prodigal son? This, it seems, isn't that difficult?"

"Difficult. How come it's not difficult!" Lucifer said depressedly: "Think about it, we went to the casino. I went to spend money, not to make money. I didn't go for good things, but who's lucky in this casino thing?

Can you control it? Get good cards. I can’t bear to give up directly. I want to win without any reason at all! But my purpose is to lose money. If you say you can’t win money with good cards, that’s not suffering.

What is it? It would be okay if I really had bad luck all the time, but obviously, my luck seems to be pretty good today...so, it’s suffering!”

Ling Xiaoyi: "囧..."

She understood what Lucifer said. In fact, she didn't blame him. As long as this casino is fair, there must be luck. It is impossible to lose from the beginning to the end. If you lose with bad cards, you will lose, but

Having to lose even though you have good cards, especially when you have better cards than others, is definitely a kind of torture. Anyone who has ever gambled money knows how it feels.

This is just like Landlords. You have a big dragon, four doubles and two kings. In order to lose money, you have to place orders one by one. It can kill people. If you don’t believe it, try it?

"But, if you don't want this prodigal son to help the young master lose his family," Ling Xiaoyi said hesitantly, "then what should the young master do?"

Li Yang also strongly advised from the side: "Yes, pick-up guy, for the sake of the young master, you just have to endure it. You are the most suitable among us, and you won't be able to get along with anyone else."

"Is there really no one else?" Lucifer said with a sad face: "Being a prodigal son, my brain is a bit insufficient, or a little too powerful and superfluous. Anyway, my brain is very messed up. I'm afraid that if I continue to be a prodigal, I will lose my IQ.

Become a negative number..."

"It's better to go negative than to be in danger for the young master, right?" Ling Xiaoyi was helpless: "Otherwise, you think of us, others are really unsuitable. Li Yang has been with the young master the longest, and he is also a good candidate.

But we are the lackeys. Even if we are granted gold equipment, we still don’t look like the emperor. Besides, it’s okay for us to charge at the front and do the work ourselves. If we don’t have the skills of the young master, what will happen if something goes wrong?"

In fact, this is not that she belittles Li Yang, the key point is that Li Yang is a big loser, and his usual starting point is the young master Hong Dali. If he calls himself the prodigal son, it won't be much fun.

"I always feel weak all over." Lucifer was super depressed: "Forget it, let's go next time. I'll work hard for the young master! I won't go there with my brains next time. It should be fine.

of."

"This is the best." Li Yang patted his chest in fear: "I really need to thank you very much, pick-up guy. Oh, when you think about losing a good hand of cards on purpose, this is really not a human job..."

Lucifer is even more depressed...

In fact, when it comes to prodigal money, besides casinos, there are still many other things they can do. But the problem is that now that Hong Dali is not here, and without the backbone, they can't do many things.

For example, if you want to spend money, you have to have someone to deliver the money-losing property to your door, right? But no one else except Hong Dali has this characteristic. Otherwise, what should you buy? Buying something useful is not called prodigal, buying something useless is not a waste.

What did you say you bought? You don’t need anything...

So everyone was quite depressed at this time.

It seems that not everyone can be a prodigal son!

"Forget it, forget it," everyone thought for a long time, and finally Lucifer had to rush into battle: "I will lose money first. This is simple and direct. Other ways of losing money are not as imaginative as the young master. I just want to

If you don't think about it, it won't have the same effect as Young Master, so I might as well not think about it. I'll try to get rid of my brain in the next few days."

So in the next two days, Lucifer became even more depressed...

Now when he enters the casino, people in the VIP room will say: "Hey, are you losing money again? It's amazing, you deserve to be from a big family, this realm is different!" Or else: "Everyone, pay attention.

, that guy who comes here specifically to lose money is here again, this opportunity is not easy to come by, everyone hurry up!" "Yes, that big loser is here again, with revenge and grievances - the speed of the lack of money is fast!

"There is also this: "That big loser who specializes in losing money is here again. Quickly form a group and trick him without explaining!" "Yes, yes, yes, if you don't cheat, you won't cheat!"

Lucifer was one of the top three fierce men in the Holy Grail before. When will he be able to bear this?

He could hardly lift his head, and even Li Yang beside him couldn't stand it anymore. He whispered to the other losers: "Hey, look at how much the pick-up man has paid for the young master. Wait until the young master comes back.

, you have to say something nice to the guy trying to pick up girls!"

The other losers nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes!"

Just like that, for two full days, Lucifer gritted his teeth and lost all his brains. The last thing he wanted to do was to lose more than three million Galaxy coins, so it was all smooth sailing.



On the other side of the earth, Hong Dali looked at the attribute points that were increasing little by little with a smile on his face, and nodded with satisfaction: "It's not bad, it's not bad, I'm finally on the right track. Oh, it's not easy. With these thirty

With multiple attribute points, plus the original ones, I estimate that I can still hold on for another seven or eight days, not bad, not bad, hahahahahaha!"

Now nearly ten days have passed. In the first week, one health point was lost every hour, which is one hundred and forty-four points. In the next twenty-three days, from one hundred and forty-four to seven hundred

For twenty hours, the health value will be reduced by one point every two hours.

Now the first one hundred and forty-four hours have passed, and more than four days have passed since then, and a total of more than two hundred health points have been consumed.

Hong Dali's basic health points were one hundred and ten, and then an extra two hundred and twenty were inexplicably saved his life. After deducting those and adding those of the past few days, there were still eighty-six additional attributes left.

points. As a result, it was about to run out again, and I gained more than thirty attribute points. This time, it can last for almost ten days! Wow, hahaha! Not bad!

"Come on, prodigal!" Hong Dali exclaimed excitedly, "As long as I prodigal more than ten million more, I can support myself until I can regain my freedom!"

Hong Dali was in a good mood. Tang Muxin, who had been accompanying him below, asked curiously: "Dali, what are you doing? Are you so happy? Is it a good thing? Tell me?"

"A good thing, absolutely a good thing!" Hong Dali rolled his eyes. He couldn't talk about the system, so he quickly changed his explanation: "I feel that my whole body has recovered a lot. It seems that the problem is not serious anymore, haha!"

"Really?!" After hearing Hong Dali say that the problem was not big, Tang Muxin suddenly said happily: "As long as you are okay! As long as you are okay!"

As she spoke, tears suddenly fell down, she wiped them away and said, "As long as you're fine, hehe..."



On the other side, above Hongguang Star.

Yin Tian Zongfeng, Wuhen Jiang Qianxue and others landed on a plain with green grass. When the mothership stopped, they flew down in a small spaceship.

The length of the mothership they were traveling on was only about two kilometers, all in order to bring as few irrelevant people as possible. After all, people talk a lot, and the occurrence of the Golden Emperor Gu on the Earth must not be leaked, otherwise it will not be revealed when the time comes.

I can't say what the consequences will be.

So once they land at this time, the target is quite small, and the soldiers are happy and relaxed, working for the galactic nobles. Apart from anything else, as long as they can win the battle, the benefits are definitely indispensable, so everyone is in a good mood.

This plain has beautiful scenery, green grassland, green river, and some small animals graze and walk leisurely here, enjoying themselves.

It's just that the moods of Jiang Qianxue and the other three are a bit complicated.

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