The group of people entered the bathroom in a big way, attracting the surrounding students to look at each other. They were not sure what they were going to do. However, Hong Dali had a strong background, so everyone was not worried that he would be beaten in the bathroom - it was just a verbal quarrel.
Whoever dares to touch Hong Dali's absolute rule is seeking death, even the King of Heaven and I can't save him.
After entering the bathroom, Hong Dali sniffed and opened the door of his pants. Liu Mingcheng deliberately leaned close to him, facing the urinal, and sneered in his heart: "Oh, look at this kid, he's so skinny.
The penis must not be too big. I asked these losers to prepare their cameras and just wait for their little penises to be taken out and take pictures! Hahahahahaha! When the time comes, the results will be great!"
While he was thinking, he took out a little bird that was not much bigger than his thumb, and then waited for Hong Dali to reveal the real thing.
Hong Dali didn't even look at him, he just put down his pants, and then exposed his extremely arrogant giant bird!
Liu Mingcheng just took one look and was completely frightened to pee - he was really frightened to pee. He couldn't hold back the water in his body and poured it out. At this moment, the few Liu Mingcheng's thugs around him took it.
I was snapping pictures with my phone!
Liu Mingcheng was covered in cold sweat, and he wanted to turn around decisively to block his own bird.
It's a pity that it turned a beat too slow after all.
Hong Dali peed quickly and happily, humming a song in his mouth. He casually glanced at Liu Mingcheng's little bird without saying anything. He was trembling all over. Then he slowly pulled up his pants and exhaled deeply.
"It's okay, okay, this guy didn't react!" Liu Mingcheng felt as if he had walked around the gate of hell, and his whole body was chilled.
Unfortunately, it was too early for him to be happy - when Hong Dali went out, he suddenly smiled strangely: "Haha..." Then he muttered as he walked, his voice not too loud or too soft, just enough for him to hear: "This man
Ah, everything can be small, but that thing must not be small..."
Liu Mingcheng's face was ashen and he wished he could hit him to death. This was really embarrassing...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Soon, Liu Mingcheng's screams could be heard throughout the bathroom.
The students around them looked sideways, not knowing what happened. Someone who wanted to ask: "Hey, do you know what happened? Why did Young Master Liu Mingcheng scream so miserable?" At this time, a male student was sneaking around.
He came out of the bathroom and whispered: "You didn't see the scene just now. Young Master Dali is so awesome!"
"What's wrong? Tell us quickly!" "Yes, yes, what happened? Liu Mingcheng was beaten?" "Can you say this faster? Why are you so slow?"
The sight of the classmate in the bathroom earlier whetted everyone's appetite, so he whispered: "I was in there just now, and I heard Liu Mingcheng say, 'Man, everything can be small, but that thing, it must not be small' or something like that, I figured it out
What's going on? Then the cat peeked inside. Guess what?"
"What's wrong?" The eyes of the surrounding classmates were brighter than light bulbs: "Say it quickly!"
"I saw it then!" said a classmate in the bathroom: "Master Dali's thing is definitely a giant bird. I have never seen such a big bird in my life. Liu Mingcheng's bird is not small, but it is as big as Dali's."
If you compare it to the young master, he is just a little bird!"
"Holy crap! Is it real? Is it so scary?!" The students around him were horrified.
"It's true that he's really cute," said a classmate from the bathroom: "Do you remember that Young Master Dali always had to clear the place when he went to the bathroom? In the past, we all thought that his bird was too small to dare to see people, but now it seems that it's because it's too big.
It’s scary!”
"Yes, yes, it seems that we all had wrong ideas. Young Master Dali is afraid of hurting our self-esteem and is doing it for our own good." "Who says it's not the case? I always blamed him wrongly before. Alas, this
Man, seeing this scene, it really hurts your self-esteem." "Liu Mingcheng is in a miserable state this time. Seeing this scene, hey, I'm afraid of comparing goods."
"Yes," said a classmate in the bathroom: "Liu Mingcheng has always boasted about the power of his gadget. Do you still remember when you read the comics? The villain's big boss is called Dio Brando? Liu Mingcheng likes that villain very much, plus
He always boasted that his penis was bigger, so he nicknamed himself "铞·不 Lazy". This time, he really failed! The one of Young Master Dali is much bigger than his penis, it is definitely
His brother, let me see, Master Dali will have to change his nickname from now on, and it will be called 'Big Bird·Not Lazy'!!"
"Yes, yes, let's call him Big Bird, not lazy!" "This nickname is good, this nickname is good!" "Big Bird, not lazy, awesome!"
A group of people were laughing and joking, turning around and laughing.
News on campus is delivered extremely quickly.
Soon, overwhelming gossip began to fly all over the sky. As the most awesome king of the year, Hong Dali had several more nicknames in an instant, such as "Hong Big Bird", "Big Bird·Not Lazy", "Brother Bird"
Wait, wait, etc., to name a few.
The first thing people say when they meet is usually: "Have you heard? Brother Dali is a giant bull, a big bird, absolutely a big bird!" "I have known for a long time that it is unusual for Dali to go to the bathroom to clear the place. Now it seems,
He is here to take care of our self-esteem."
"What big bird is not lazy? Oh, it's really embarrassing - but Brother Dali, is that thing really that big?"
"That's still false. According to the witnesses at the scene, compared to Liu Mingcheng's little bird, it is definitely a giant. This nickname is amazing!"
"Oh, it's so big, this, this is really embarrassing..."
"Little girl, you are in love, want to give it a try?"
"No...no! Besides...how could Master Dali fall in love with me..."
Liu Mingcheng was walking on the campus with a blue face. From time to time, people around him said, "Look, it's Xiao Zhi. He's not lazy. Oh, it's so pitiful. The blow he received this time was bigger than the last time his car was hit. Alas."
." "Come on, hurry up, Xiao Qian is coming this way. Be careful, he will go crazy." "Yes, yes, anyone who is hit by such a big blow must be in a bad mood. Oh, how pitiful."
"Why...why?!" Liu Mingcheng was about to collapse: "How could that thing of his be so big! This is impossible, this is obviously impossible! He is so thin, and his height is just over 1.75 meters.
One point, how could that thing be so big? This is unscientific! This is unscientific! I must be blinded! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Hong Dali was sitting in the classroom bored and reading. The students around him said: "Brother Dali is so awesome, aren't you? Hong Dali, oh my, you are so envious of me, ugh." "Who says it's not the case, Big Bird, that's right.
Every man’s highest dream!”
Hong Dali: "What are these guys talking about? It's inexplicable. What big bird is not lazy? Who is that?" Then he looked at the time and finally became more energetic: "Finally, school is almost over. I can go take pictures of Wanwan in the evening.
I never expected to go there, haha!”
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