The twenty-seventh courtyard of the General's Mansion has been renovated. In the courtyard, green pines and cypresses stand tall, and hundreds of flowers bloom.
On the wide corridor paved with brand-new white jade, there is a very beautiful woman in green shirt. The woman must be fourteen or fifteen years old at most. She has an oval face, willow eyebrows, and a pair of eyes as smart as water. She is a born beauty.
At this time, her face was flushed and her eyes were staring at the young man in white robe in front of her.
The young man in white robe had a wicked smile on his face, staring at the two breasts of the woman in green robe that were not fully exposed. Everyone could see the flirtatious look.
"Get out! If you don't get out, I will die for you."
"No, little Tongtong, why do you have to live and die so often? Brother, am I not treating you well? I serve you delicious food and drink every day, and let you practice your attack and killing skills all the time. Such a good person.
Where to find it? Why can't you think about it and have to die?" The young man in white robe chuckled, not showing any anger.
"Come on, little Tongtong, give your brother a smile and show your dimples."
"Shameless!" the woman in green shirt spat: "Squid, I will kill you sooner or later!"
"Okay! If you are ambitious. If you want to kill, do it. I promise to be as compassionate as before. Do it, little Tongtong."
The woman in green shirt's face turned red and her hands trembled slightly.
Endless murderous intent accumulated in her body, but in the end, she did not take action.
Overtly and covertly, Zhu Yu has been attacked and killed no less than dozens of times, but the result is always a failure. Every time he fails, Zhu Yu will be caught and teased by Zhu Yu. His hands are so salty that the woman feels sick just thinking about it.
Goosebumps.
Unable to kill the squid and unable to escape from the yard, her majestic killer became a bird in a cage.
"Well, that old blind man is not really your grandfather, is he? I don't think so. That old guy is just entering the void when he is so old. You are also entering the void when you are young. Could it be that you are good at keeping good looks? That old blind man is actually the same as
Are you a couple?"
Zhu Yu grinned and winked. He continued to tease the little loli in front of him.
"You are just a couple with him! Evil..."
"Look. Look, you've been exposed! I said that the old blind man is old and ugly. How could he have such a beautiful granddaughter? Maybe he is not a granddaughter. The old blind man can't be so beautiful despite the smoke in his ancestral grave.
My little girl, Xiao Tongtong, don’t you think so?”
The girl named Tongtong's eyes flashed, she was ashamed and angry, as if she was extremely angry. Her hands were shaking.
"Hey, are you angry? Are you wronged? It's okay to cry. 10% of people are unhappy in life, so just cry. When you cry, lean on my broad shoulders, brother." Zhuyu patted him.
On his own shoulder, "Come little Tongtong, let me soothe your hurt heart."
The girl gritted her teeth, raised her hand, and fired out a flying sword. Zhu Yu raised her hand and flicked her fingers. The girl felt as if she was being shocked by electric shock, and took a few steps back.
Her eyes were filled with tears, her teeth were clenched, and the flying sword suddenly turned upside down, and the tip of the sword was actually pointed at her neck.
Zhu Yu raised his hand again, and a golden palm caught the flying sword in the air. The flying sword was collected by Zhu Yu in the next moment.
"Look, it's not the Flying Sword of Life. I've said it before. If you really want to commit suicide, use the Flying Sword of Life. If the sword is with the person, the person will die with the sword. That's the only way to be clean and neat." Zhu Yu said with a smile.
The girl's flying sword was taken away, and her skills were exhausted. Finally, she could no longer suppress her inner grievances and burst into tears.
"Young lady, you see your lover peeing like a cat, haha..." Zhu Yu burst out laughing.
The woman in green shirt suddenly turned her head and ran away.
Zhu Yu looked at the back of the girl in green shirt, and his smile gradually faded away.
"Huang Banzhang, how was it this time? Is there any progress?"
Behind the gate of the world of mortals, Zhang Tong stretched out his head and shouted: "There is a little progress, but it's still not enough. You have to understand your identity. You are a playboy and a prodigal. You are unscrupulous and have no morals. You do all kinds of evil. You are still in the world of mortals, but you still lack the warmth..."
"Holy shit, you're such a slut, you can't stand and talk without your back hurting. The girls in the brothel, you're sure to spot them, touch them, and tease them, but you can't take the last shot. It's not my temper to be domineering and bullying the weak outside.
He said he wanted to show off and step on people. In just three months, he became famous and no one dared to come. What do you think we should do now?
In the past ten days, I haven't found that wonderful feeling of "Zhuang Mengdie" once. If this continues, what should I do?" Zhu Yu said angrily.
It has been a month since I returned from Minjia Racecourse.
Zhu Yu is still living the life of a swinger, but he is getting tired of playing around. The brothels and restaurants do those tricks every day, pretending to step on people and now there is no one to step on. A bunch of princes are scared of being beaten by Zhu Yu.
The third son of the Li family was defeated by Zhu Yu. How many short-sighted dandy princes dare to offend Zhu Yu?
Zhu Yu's reputation as a "playboy" is out now. If you really want to have a harder fist than Zhu Yu, you have to look at the ruthless characters at the back of Jiangjun Mountain and on the second floor of Zizhu Tower. But these guys have nothing to do with Zhu Yu. How can it be so easy?
bump into?
It’s not easy to leave the world of mortals. Zhu Yu’s own character is not that of a playboy. It’s really difficult to be “fake and true”!
But now he is riding a tiger and it's hard to get off. Sometimes he really hates why he was a top student in the first place. If he was born into a rich second generation, he probably wouldn't be so awkward now in the world of mortals.
Others are worried every day about their lack of qualifications and lack of time to practice. Now Zhu Yu is worried every day. He doesn't know how to have fun. Huang Banya forces him to bully men and women, but Zhu Yu wants to be a dude with ideals, morality and taste.
Young Master, there are great differences between the two of them...
"Don't worry, let's analyze it. This dude mainly has several aspects. One is women, the other is money, and the third is arrogance..."
"As far as women are concerned, your methods are too single. What is a woman? You should be bullied to the point of bullying, you should be shameless to the point of being shameless, you should be sweet and sweet but not ambiguous. Look at you, you are always doing the same thing, pity the beauty and cherish the jade, this level
It’s just too low…”
Zhang Tong grinned and taught Zhu Yu a lesson with great interest, shaking his head and speaking in a serious manner.
"Tch, why didn't you say you should go? You restricted me not to shoot the last shot, how could I let go? Look at the golden bottle now, he has a look of resentment on his face when he sees me, he misses spring, I'm so damn tough
You want to be like Liu Xiahui and give a woman a shit!" Zhu Yu said angrily.
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! All in all, you are still not good enough. Think about how many constraints there are in the world? The average young man has a tigress and a yellow-faced woman at home, a strict father and a strict mother above him, and a strict mother around him.
Gossip, you can easily waste all your money by paying back, there are so many difficulties, you have to be romantic when you should be romantic, and you can't be ambiguous when you should play with women.
Knocking on the widow's door at night, seducing the little fairy, seducing the little daughter-in-law, which of these are done openly? You always say that there are many constraints, and if you can't let go, others can let go?
Experience it, experience it with your heart..." Zhang Tong said seriously.
Zhu Yu frowned, feeling very upset. He really wanted to find a book called "The Story of a Dandy" to read about how he could become a dandy who bullied men, dominated women, spent money like water, and was notorious for being serious.
"Cough, cough! The woman said it, now let's talk about money, you are even weaker in this aspect. You don't know how to spend money, you don't know how to spend money like water. Look at the way you spend money, it's still too simple. You only know how to go to my sister.
Fairies stuff money into ditches.
Going to a liquor store to have a drink is just a superficial method of buying a jar and smashing it. It is the method of some nouveau riche, and this is not acceptable.
I said, you have to gamble, and by the way, you have to go to the auction, sweep the casino, sweep the auction, sweep..."
Zhu Yu snorted and said: "Damn Huang Ban, why don't you die? Gambling is not a method for the nouveau riche? You are a die-hard gambler yourself, so you only encourage others. Believe it or not, I will slap you..."
"Okay, okay! Stop arguing. Since I have no fun for the time being, please let me be quiet and reflect. Zhu Piaopiao and Zhu Tong are not here, so it's good that they are giving me some ideas...
..." Zhu Yu said depressedly.
It would be a lie to say that I am not depressed. People practice hard and work hard to escape death. In Zhuyu practice, all you have to do is have fun all day long.
But what's annoying is that Zhuyu finds it so difficult to have fun.
Talking about Zhu Yu's past and present lives, in his past life he was a terminally ill academic master who spent half his life studying. In this life, he has been a loser since Nanhai. He has been cultivating all the way and only knows how to work hard.
Later, the South China Sea was destroyed. In those years, Zhu Yu was even more nervous every day, walking on thin ice. How could he enjoy the fun of a dandy?
Now he is cultivating to change his destiny against the will of heaven, but his host is a dandy, and it is obvious that he is unable to do what he wants when he returns to the world of mortals.
Zhu Yu closed his eyes tightly and rested on the recliner with his eyes closed. His mind was filled with some methods and tips for bullying men and women, as well as some ideas and ideas such as spending money like water, pretending to be cool and trampling on others. Now for him,
The most important thing is to work hard and be a good boy.
The bigger the reputation, the better, the worse the reputation, the better, the harder you trample on people, the better, and the more enemies you make, the better. But the prerequisite is that you can’t really engage in the kind of nasty things where a bully takes advantage of you, bullies the weak, robs women of the people, or even steals chickens and dogs. In this world of mortals,
Secret method, even in the world of mortals, there are rules.
Otherwise, if the monks of the Hongchen Sect bring trouble to the world, how can it be repaid?
To put it simply, what Zhu Yu has to do now is to make everyone think that he is a notorious bad guy who robs women of the people, is licentious, commits all kinds of evil, but in fact he can't actually do those things. Think about this
How difficult is it?
Just like the last time they swept through Majiadun, it was clearly Ma Wu who caused trouble first. Ma Wu himself is a scumbag who preys on the bad and does all kinds of evil.
Majiadun is also the place where Ma Wu hides evil and evil. Zhu Yu swept through Majiadun. Later it was said that he killed all the men in Majiadun and raped the women first and then killed them. The scene was played out so unscrupulously.
Moral.
The effect is very good. Zhu Yugun's secret realm of mortals has made rapid progress, but where can such things happen so easily?
The brothels and restaurants are now at their wits end and have no tricks. They have no way to find someone to kill. They have to trample on them and pretend to be cool. Now everyone hides when they see him. It's really frustrating.
"Hey, here's your chance. An old guy is here! Uninvited guest, will you try again?" Zhang Tong's voice sounded. (To be continued...)