(I'm wronged. This plot may not be in line with everyone's appetite, but I definitely didn't get any water!)
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Wu Liang had lunch, and he ate listlessly.
There was no expectation of enthusiasm at all, and the whole family looked at themselves vigilantly. The strange eyes everywhere made Wu Liang urge to die.
Wu Liang silently said in his heart: "I am not a lunatic, I am not a lunatic, the whole family is crazy. It must be caused by Angelababy and Huang San."
One minute, five minutes, ten minutes...
Mr. Wu, who had been stared for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at the top of his throat: "What do you mean? Whoever says I'm sick, I'm angry!"
"call……"
The whole family breathed a long sigh, and the dull atmosphere just now suddenly relaxed.
Wu's mother enthusiastically helped Niu Niu pick up a large row and laughed: "Okay, your uncle often deals with this disease, and it's okay if he gets angry."
The little guy nodded in a vague way and timidly picked up a carrot for Wu Liang.
There is a reason why the dishes on the table are filled with radishes. There is naturally a reason for Xiaobudian. A few days ago, Uncle Erhu stopped eating the rabbit he caught for him. Xiaobudian was useless after coaxing him for a long time.
Then the mother said that the rabbit would not get angry if she eats radish. She had a good memory for a young man, so she immediately thought of a good way to help her elder brother relieve her anger.
Seeing Wu Liang chewing the radish in a depressed manner, Xiao Budian was immediately overjoyed. He pulled Han Cuihong and said with a smile: "Mom, my brother is cured of illness, can you eat the radish!"
Han Cuihong's face turned red and she lowered her head and said nothing.
Niu Niu was displeased when she saw it, and said with a silence: "Really, look at how delicious my brother eats, it's better than Xiaobaibai. But my brother doesn't have two big teeth, so why do he eat carrots like Xiaobaibai?
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"puff!"
Wu Liang squirted out an old blood, of course, there was no blood, but there was a lot of saliva.
This girl’s movie is obviously the radish you picked up, but wasn’t it wrong to eat it?
Now the family, who had just returned to the atmosphere, was stuffy again. Wu's mother sighed and said to herself: "This disease is caused by the mother's womb. It's all my fault. It hurts Liangzi for the rest of her life."
"mother!"
Wu Liang looked at Wu's mother with extreme resentment, and his eyes continued to turn to Cuiyu, staring at the dead girl who was the culprit with gritted teeth.
Cuiyu, as a thief, buried her little head under the table guiltily. From the constantly shaking body, it can be seen that this girl is not reviewing, but is smirking with gloating.
Wu Liang was helpless. He hadn't discovered it before, but he didn't expect that this girl had learned bad things.
He glanced suspiciously at Angelababy who was swallowing with big mouthfuls. He doubted whether Cuiyu's deterioration was instigated by this woman?
But this woman is really heartless. Her saliva is almost flooding the dining table, so this guy can still eat.
Seeing Wu Liang staring at the bowls and chopsticks in his hand, Angelababy snorted contemptuously, and she really thought I was eating your saliva.
I had known for a long time that you wanted to do bad things. The smart Miss Yang had prepared her precautions from the beginning. She had just hidden the food behind her. Do you think this trick could stump Officer Yang as a policeman.
So Wu Liangyue saw that Miss Yang was eating more deliciously. She was so greedy that she told you to spit out all the time.
Until the end, the whole table was attracted by the sound of Miss Yang's voracious swallowing. Miss Yang finally couldn't eat it anymore, and her pretty face turned red.
Wu Liang then withdrew his gaze and snorted contempt in his heart, thinking that you are so shameless that you are more generous than yours, and your feelings are just a fancy air.
Angelababy was in a bad mood, and Wu Liang was relieved immediately.
He casually hugged Xiaobudian, who had dark eyes beside him, and was about to pick up some food for Xiaobudian.
The little guy immediately became unhappy and pouted his mouth and said, "Mom said she can't eat my brother's saliva, only the third aunt can eat my brother's saliva."
Wu Liang's face turned dark again, and he glared fiercely at Han Cuihong who was pretending to be an ostrich. What kind of mess this woman taught?
The meal was boring. Wu Liang pushed the bowls and chopsticks out with his hands behind his back and walked out.
The house is lively now, but there are always a few people who shouldn't have appeared and can't even be driven away. Mr. Wu is also angry at home, so he might as well go out to be an old man to have fun.
As soon as the old man left, the dining table, which was just dull, suddenly became lively.
Wu's mother Cuiyu and others immediately started to work hard. Plates of dishes were served on the dining table, and all the young and old went to help, but Angelababy was a little stunned.
What's going on?
Angelababy was really stunned. Could it be that the Wu family hated Wu Liang? Otherwise, why were there all the vegetables and radishes on the table just now, and there were not two meat dishes?
But now, pheasants and hares, temptingly fragrant braised pork ribs, freshly steamed mandarin fish, rare wild mushrooms...
Angelababy was really stunned. She pulled the busy Cuiyu and said in confusion: "Are you guys?"
Cuiyu laughed indifferently, clenched her fists and hummed, "I just want to teach him a lesson, who told him to always go out and run around?"
Yes, Mr. Wu finally aroused public anger. Don’t think that just bringing a few gifts can be forgotten. Now the Wu family has a high vision and looks down on those things.
It’s too much to go to Kyoto to eat and drink spicy food, but it’s so hard to take your wife out!
Angelababy was stunned. She sighed for a long time and almost burst into tears.
No wonder Cuiyu and the others didn't eat one of them just now. She thought she was smart and that she was the only one who was a big fool except Wu Liang.
When she thought that she had eaten vegetables and radish just now, Angelababy wanted to dig a hole and crawl in now, which was too embarrassing.
She said that Cuiyu always pulled her arm at that time, and she thought Cuiyu was to tell her not to anger Wu Liang and to not let her be full of love.
But now she really couldn't eat it anymore. Seeing the tempting aroma of the delicacies on the table, she couldn't stuff it into her stomach. How could Miss Yang, who claims to be a foodie, not regret it?
I regret it. Officer Yang's intestines are almost regretting it. She hasn't tasted the mushrooms unique to Tianshen Mountain.
But it should be no big problem to eat a little more, right?
Yes, I can still eat it. Miss Yang is born with beauty and will never gain weight no matter how much you eat.
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Mr. Wu, who had left the door, quickly enjoyed the treatment of the old man, although Huang San in front of him was also the kind that was not favored by him.
As for the scene at home, Mr. Wu didn't know, otherwise he wouldn't have come to Huang Laosan as an old man, and now he can go back to clean up those girls' movies.
I and Han’s mother will definitely not be able to do such a thing. Except for Han Cuihong and Liu'er, no one can come up with such an immoral idea.
"Master, are you full? Have some food here?"
The third master didn't know where to buy a coal stove, and put it in the door of the shack to set up an iron pot and then make a kitchen.
When he saw Wu Liang going out, he immediately greeted him enthusiastically. Those who didn't know what he had prepared were thinking that the Third Master had prepared.
Some people say that if you have a big head and a thick neck, you will be a kid, but Huang San is obviously not a kid.
Although Wu Liang was indeed a little hungry, when he saw the dark paste product in the black pot, Wu could not be interested no matter how hungry he was.
The third master is a broad-minded person and fat man, and he can gain weight even if he drinks urine, but he is not comparable to Wu Liang.
After waving his hand, Wu Liang said a little depressedly: "Three, what's so fun in the village? Let's go out for a walk?"
"It's fun?"
The third master was stunned for a moment. This master was anxious to go home to see his wife in the morning, for fear that his wife would run away with others, so why did he go out to play as soon as he got home?
However, the third master is still very understanding. He knew that it would be useless to ask questions now. Maybe he would be beaten up. He quickly responded: "Of course there are fun things. Now is a good time for Qiu Shou. In a few days, I will be able to wait for you.
It’s the autumn hunting conference in Tianshen Mountain. Why don’t we go up the mountain to have fun first?”
The Tianshen Mountain Autumn Shopping Conference was heard in Wu Liang in Fanjia Village.
It is a rare thing for people in the mountains to say that they can’t hunt, but even the deep mountains and forests have been affected by the environment over the years, and there are fewer prey on the mountains every year.
As the helm of Tianshen Mountain, the Wu family has set a rule under the influence that except for the autumn and winter hunting every year, hunting is not allowed to go up the mountain to hunt at other times.
Of course, the Wu family is naturally privileged as the helm. As long as they don’t hunt on a large scale, no one dares to grin.
Wu Liang didn't know much about these things, but the third master often hangs in the village, but he knew it first than Wu Liang.
As for hunting, Master Huang often played when he was in Huayuan, but at that time he was all artificial forests and his prey was stocked after the day. After playing for a few times, Master Huang was no longer interested.
Now that he heard that Wu Liang was going to take a walk nearby, the third master immediately thought of this. Of course, it is not ruled out that the third master wants to have a good meal.
Although the third master was eating and drinking all day in the village and pretending to build a coal stove, the Wu family was used to saving money and had no money.
The Third Master has always had a good meal and can eat one or two meals. After a long time, the Third Master's stomach will rebel.
Now when he heard that Wu Liang was going out for a walk, when he thought of Mr. Wu's force, the first thing Huang San thought of was hunting. When he thought of the fragrant roasted meat, Mr. San was almost drooling.
"Then go hunting?"
Huang San didn't say that Wu Liang didn't feel anything, but Wu Liang immediately became interested in this statement.
Hunting, when was the last time I hunted?
Wu Liang couldn't remember it clearly. At that time, he seemed to have often been confused about the children of some aristocratic families going up the mountain to hunt, which was so energetic and proud.
However, every time I go home, I have to be scolded by my father, and it is not uncommon to taste bamboo shoots and meat.
When Wu Liang recalled these past events, he couldn't help but become confused. Wu Liang woke up until Erhu's proud loud voice sounded behind him.
"Hahaha, hunting, I like it! Brother, let's go quickly, I'll get the gun. Last time I let the wild boar run away, don't let me encounter it this time!"
Erhu yelled a few times, and hurried to Wu Sanlong's house without waiting for Wu Liang to reply.
Wu Liang suddenly looked dark, "You grandpa, I'm asking, have you taken you there?"
This kid is really nervous. Fortunately, Mr. Wu is kind-hearted and too lazy to care about so much about this fool.
However, when Erhu, who was with his family, came with a dozen young boys, Wu Liang felt that he was too kind.
This bastard really thought he was going to travel around the mountains and rivers. Although Mr. Wu meant that, what does it mean to bring a doll that has not been weaned yet? Can this kid also hunt?