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Chapter 111 Master Wu is sick

Seeing Wu Liang holding a snake's corpse with a silver smile on his face, Erhu, Huang San and others were stunned.

Huang San felt chills. The last time he was in Kyoto, it might be a misunderstanding, but this time it shouldn't be a misunderstanding.

Mr. Wu has a wide range of hobbies. Forget about living snakes, but now he doesn’t even let go of dead snakes. It’s so terrible.

Thinking of the third master taking a step back inadvertently, he felt under a lot of pressure every time he was with this master. He really couldn't understand the world of the strong.

Erhu is not as vulgar as the third master. Seeing Wu Liang holding the dragon and snake corpse and muttering something, he couldn't help but interrupt, "Brother, this snake is not worth much money even if it is made of gold. You are

I have been digging down for so long, are there any treasures left?"

Mr. Wu, who was interested in silver, wiped his saliva with anger on his face. Your grandfather's, I was interrupted by you just thinking about how to collect the ninth-level immortal weapon. Can you afford to pay for your losses?

But Wu Liang thought about it and looked at the immortal Tan with nostalgia. After a long time, he said sadly and angrily: "What baby, go home!"

He was not upset when he saw it, and he could only see it but not actually fight. Mr. Wu would rather go home and sleep with his wife in his arms. It was so hateful. When he thought of a good idea, he would definitely come to take over this monster.

Of course, it is also very important to go back and take over your wife first, otherwise Mr. Wu would be almost irritated by resentment.

Wu Liang left without looking back, but the people who stayed behind looked at each other.

This chicken has just been roasted, it’s funny. Master Wu is in a bad mood and wants others to be unhappy.

Those who harm others and do not benefit themselves are people like Wu Liang, which is hateful!

"So shameless!"

Master Huang San casually tore off the roasted chicken thighs, took a bite, and muttered a few words and followed them happily.

The third master is so smart. At least he can still eat a chicken thigh. When Mr. Wu gets angry later, he may not even be able to eat chicken feathers.

As for the big eater, Tiger Master, naturally, was unwilling to fall behind. The third master just caught a chicken and chased him. As he walked, his bones fell down. The third master had to bow down to the swallowing technique.

...

When everyone returned to Wujia Village, it was already completely dark. Wu Liang walked into the house with the corpse of the dragon and snake.

Just as he was about to ask Cuiyu to help him cook the dragon and snake, Wu Liang suddenly felt a lighter in his hand, and when he looked down, he was furious.

"Die dog! I've slaughtered you!"

“Duprenia…”

Tengu, who was biting the corpse of the dragon and snake, screamed cutely, and the dog's face was full of innocentness.

Isn’t it just a bite? I haven’t eaten my dog ​​sister yet, so I can get angry?

Besides, I, Miss Liuliu, eat your food to give you face, and I am not willing to take care of ordinary people.

"I'm still acting cute with me, I'll kill you today!"

Wu Liang was furious and kicked the dead dog away with one kick. It was a dragon and snake. Now it was bitten by a dog. Could it be that Mr. Wu and the dog would snatch the food?

Although this dog is a female, Wu Ye’s personality is very normal. He is not Huang San and he is not interested in dogs.

As for having dinner with Miss Liuliu and sharing snake meat, this opportunity should be given to Huang San, he didn't have the intention.

“Duprenia…”

The kicked Tiangou whimpered, and ran to the main hall with his tail stomped in pity.

Dogs are smart animals, let alone descendants of Tengu. After staying in the Wu family for a day, Miss Liuliu knew who had the final say in the Wu family.

The owner is also dependent on the owner when Wu Liang went out for half a day, the smart Miss Liuliu had already surrendered to the master. It is now a dog with a backer.

Soon, Miss Liuliu came out with the rescuers.

As the saying goes, a dog relies on the power of others. At this time, Miss Liuliu was so majestic that she even looked at Wu Liang. I have a backer, so I would try to move again.

When he saw the backer brought by this dead dog, Wu Liang became depressed. He had long said that Master Wu was fighting against the Wu family courtyard.

In the Wu family, Wu Liang's combat power is negative, I am full, and the jade is as high as 99. Even the little kid Niu Niu is stronger than him, so Mr. Wu soon became a tragedy.

His ears were pinched by the full-time mother. No matter how powerful Mr. Wu was, he could not escape the palm of the Tathagata Buddha.

He glared at Miss Liuliu who was waving her tail to celebrate, and Wu Liang cursed inwardly, "Your grandpa, even a dog bullies me, and you can't pass this day."

Originally, Wu Liang didn't get the Queen Mother's woman's fish tank back today, so he was so angry that he finally picked up a bargain and got a dragon snake corpse to come back to replenish it. Who knew that he was eaten by this dead dog again.

Bullying people.

"Liangzi, you are so old, why can't you get along with the dog? How cute this dog is? How can you kick it?"

"Listen to my mother, live a good life and don't run around all day long. People in the mountains should be honest and honest."

...

When people get old, they like to nag a few words. When Wu Liang was not at home, Wu's mother didn't have a partner to chat with. If he didn't seize the opportunity, Wu's mother would have achieved her twelve-point level.

Wu Liang was suffering in pain, hung his head and stared listlessly at the jujube who was eating. It was all caused by this dead dog. Sooner or later, he killed it.

Liuliu, who was enjoying a delicious meal, seemed to feel Wu Liang's murderous intent and glanced at him.

Yes, it was a glance. Wu Liang was so familiar with that look. It was a naked contempt. Even the dog dared to despise him!

Are you a dog? You dare to look down on me!

Wu Liang was angry. Just as he was about to get angry, Liuliu shook his tail and rubbed against Wu's mother's feet. His flattering look made Wu Liang stunned.

Your grandfather, you are a sage, you are actually wagging your tail!

It’s okay to wag your tail, damn it, what does it mean to demonstrate to yourself while wagging your tail and using your eyes!

"The dog's eyes look down on people!"

At this moment, apart from this classic saying, Wu Liang really finds it difficult to express his depression.

It’s not good that this dog is too smart. Fortunately, Tiangou has not yet been enlightened yet, otherwise would Mr. Wu still have a status at home in the future?

"What are you muttering?"

When Wu's mother, who was scolding her son for being addicted, she immediately asked dissatisfied when she heard Wu Liang muttering.

Wu Liang was crazy in his heart, roared to the sky a few times, and saw that I was thrusting at the third master, then he said depressed: "I'm going to sleep!"

He is completely timid now. As long as he does something extraordinary, the name of a lunatic will be on his head.

In order to make everyone believe that he is a normal person, Wu Liang has only one way to go, that is, admit his mistakes obediently and avoid provoking these wives and ladies in his family if you have nothing to do.

After Wu Liang left, Wu's mother looked at the sky with confusion and said to herself: "It's just dark when it's gone. Could it be that she's sick again, right?"

Wu Liang, who had not yet walked far, looked dark. Who told me that this was all out? I am really not sick!

Unfortunately, Mr. Wu's reputation for being sick has long been spread. Except for himself, no one believes him.

This is the case with the rumors. What one person says may be fake, and what ten people say may become true. When everyone believes it, the fake becomes true.

So, when Wu Liang walked to the backyard, Liu'er's little girl asked with concern: "Brother-in-law, is your illness not cured yet?"

Wu Liang was moved at first, and then he almost cursed, and you were sick!

Girls, you dare to discriminate against me before you recover from your illness. We are the same kind of people.

Bah, you are not sick, you are sick!

"Come on, brother-in-law spits, he won't bite people!"

The little girl looked surprised and screamed as if she had discovered a new world. It was so fun, and her brother-in-law could even spit!

Wu Liang completely accepted his fate. Yes, he is sick and is very serious mentally ill!

A psychopath naturally has to do something unique, otherwise wouldn’t it be a waste of the reputation of a psychopath? Wu Liang thought to himself.

"Ahhh! I'm a tiger, I'm a little kid!"

"Wow! My brother-in-law's illness has not been cured yet, everyone run away!" The little girl was not afraid, only the joy of confirming that she guessed correctly. Her brother-in-law was really sick, and she thought it was fake.

But my brother-in-law is so stupid. The tiger obviously doesn't call him that much, but even if he is sick, he is still a fool and crazy.

Wu Liang, who was still swaying his teeth and claws, sighed compassionately. It seemed that this family was a little abnormal now.

When did it start?

It seems that when I came back from Kyoto, everyone thought they were sick and they were very sick.

Are you really sick?

Wu Liang touched his forehead, it was so cold that he didn't have a fever.

Touching my heart again, well, it beat a little faster than usual, but this should not be a problem. It seems that the other person is in trouble.

He grabbed Niu Niu who was escaping with Liu'er, and the little girl was so scared that she screamed. Wu Liang then said with satisfaction: "Niu Niu, do you think your uncle is sick?"

"Woooo, I'm sick!"

The little girl looked timid, and her mother said that children cannot lie.

Wu Liang touched his chin, tried to make a fierce look, and asked again: "Niu Niu, isn't a good boy to lie! Is my brother sick?"

"Brother, uncle, are you sick, aren't you sick? Woo...Niu Niu doesn't know!"

The little girl was indeed scared and her name became messy. Seeing that her aunt had run away, the little girl started crying with a wow.

My uncle is so scary, but what my mother said makes sense. You can’t stay with epilepsy patients.

"Say! Uncle is not sick, otherwise I would have eaten Niu Niu today, the child's meat will be the tenderest!"

Wu Liang is now using any means to seek some psychological comfort. What is bullying children? Mr. Wu likes to bully children the most.

"Wuwuwu, mom, third aunt, aunt, grandma, grandma, brother bullies me..."

When the little girl saw that the situation was not good, she quickly called her back. She was much better than Liuliu, and the people in the room were all her backers.

So Mr. Wu was completely tragic. When everyone came, he saw the little girl crying loudly, but Wu Liang was laughing strangely.

Even Han’s mother and Han Peng, who had doubts about Wu Liang’s illness, believed that Wu Liang was really sick and was very sick.

"Poor, Liangzi is so good, why did he get this disease?"

Han's mother sighed, not knowing whether it was for Wu Liang or for Cuiyu.

Anyway, Wu Liang Shunfeng, who was still laughing wildly, felt a sudden jump when he heard Han’s mother’s sigh. It was over, and he was so proud that Mr. Wu would never be able to raise his head again.

ps: It should be on the shelves this Friday. Now the collection is just over 10,000 yuan. There is still a big gap between recommendations and 10,000 yuan. Please give me a recommendation and collection, thank you.

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