"Holy shit! I'm so exhausted, what the hell is this place!"
Wu Liang wiped the hot sweat from his head and his legs kept shaking. Over the years of practicing Taoism, he never thought that one day he would feel tired from traveling.
From time to time, he cursed the Jade Emperor and the God of Thunder, that bastard, and Wu's conscience was filled with resentment!
Why did you demote me to the mortal world? There are so many immortals in heaven who break the rules. They are of low status and easy to bully if they are weak and weak, right?
The Jade Emperor's immortal wife was nothing but a bottle of ten thousand-year-old nectar, and she actually demoted herself to the mortal world.
"Isn't the Ninth Grade Spirit Immortal an immortal? Isn't this bullying people? I think back then I was also the number one brother in the monastic world. If you look down on others, this Qiu Ye will take revenge sooner or later!"
Wu Liang kept mumbling a few words, but now that the deal was done, no matter how much he cursed, it was useless.
The top priority is to find a way to get out of this damn mountain forest. The strong wind in the passage between the two realms is really too sharp. Although I have saved my life, my immortal body has been severely damaged. Now I don’t even have the power to protect myself. If I can’t get out at night
Big mountain, I'm afraid the wolves all over the mountain are about to taste the meat of gods.
Thinking of this, Wu Liang shuddered. Damn it, is such a handsome face really trying to take advantage of those wolf cubs?
He raised his head and glanced at the forest in front of him that still had no edge in sight. Wu Liang gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it. No matter how big the mountain is, it can be bigger than the Lingxiao Mountain in the sky!"
You must know that Lingxiao Mountain in the heavenly realm occupies quite a lot of territory the size of the earth. When he was in the heavenly realm, he even crossed Lingxiao Mountain. How could he be blocked by a small mountain in the mortal world?
Continuing to walk forward with difficulty, Wu Liang felt that his legs were heavier than lead.
There was also a burning sensation in his lungs, and the burning pain stimulated Wu Liang's nerves. Wu Liang knew that his internal organs had also been severely injured. If he did not find a safe place to heal, he might really lose his magical power.
Wu Liang walked numbly forward in the direction of the afterglow of the setting sun. When Wu Liang felt that the trees around him were getting thinner and thinner, he felt overjoyed.
The two legs that were filled with lead suddenly regained their vitality. Wu Liang could not wait to shout to the sky to express his inner joy. He was finally out of this damn mountain!
Just when Wu Liang was excitedly preparing to welcome his new life, he swallowed the sound that reached his mouth.
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"Erhu, hurry up! Don't let it run away!"
"Third uncle, don't worry, if you can't run away, your legs will be broken!"
"Don't be careless, be careful of getting hurt by it!"
The sounds not far away were getting closer and closer. Wu Liang felt the sound of footsteps coming from him. He knew it was a hunter in the mountains without having to guess.
Wu Liang grinned and chuckled to himself. The hunter profession is quite strong and has not been wiped out for thousands of years.
"Bang!"
Wu Liang's mind was still immersed in the pleasure of encountering people, and his heart suddenly became cold. He rolled around in disgrace and dodged the hidden weapon that had just been fired.
After taking a few sharp breaths, Wu Liang glanced back with lingering fear at the big tree behind him that was almost smashed into a sieve, and said in shock: "Jade Emperor, you bastard who gave birth to a son without an asshole, you want to kill me, right? This
What the hell?"
If his immortal body is not damaged and his immortal power is still there, no matter how powerful this thing is, it can't hurt him even a hair. But now he is seriously injured. If he was hit by the hidden weapon just now, he will probably be seriously injured even if he doesn't die.
The Jade Emperor, who was dozing in heaven, curled his lips and muttered, "You bastard, you are bullying me for not having a son, right?"
Wu Liang forgot that the Jade Emperor only had seven daughters, and he didn't care whether his sons had buttholes.
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"You bastard, who asked you to fire the gun!"
"Third uncle, I'm just trying out the power of this shotgun. There's no need to be so angry."
"You little bastard! What if you hurt someone? This thing is very powerful. If something happens, your mother won't kill me!"
"Tsk, it's almost dark, how can there be anyone wandering around in the mountains?"
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There was a noise in front of him, and when he heard the footsteps getting closer and closer, Wu Liang just wanted to get up and avoid these two dangerous people, but suddenly he screamed in pain, but his heart was hurt when he just avoided the hidden weapon.
"Yeah? Third uncle, did you hear the sound?"
The two people in front suddenly stopped and shouted in a louder voice: "Whose family are they from? It's almost dark and you dare to run into the mountains. You're going to risk your life!"
Wu Liang felt depressed for a while. If he hadn't had no choice, who would have had nothing to do and run into this broken mountain?
However, he didn't dare to move around, let alone go out casually. The power of the hidden weapon just now was very powerful. He was still injured, and he would probably suffer a lot if he was hit by the hidden weapon.
"Third Uncle, let's just go and take a look. There is a gun. Don't you hear wrong?" The young man seemed a bit like a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. He ran directly to Wu Liang without waiting for Third Uncle's consent.
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"You kid!"
The third uncle laughed and cursed without saying much. Although there were very few people coming to their big mountain on weekdays, in the past few years it was not uncommon for travel companions to come. It was not uncommon for people to get lost in the mountains before.
Besides, there are no precious animals on the mountain, so we are not afraid of people coming to poach them. What’s more, the uncle and nephew carry guns, so they are not afraid even if they encounter poachers.
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"ah!"
Erhu saw Wu Liang's appearance clearly through the refracted sunlight and couldn't help but scream, his eyes flashing with incomparable joy.
Wu Liang collapsed to the ground weakly. Seeing the surprised look on the young boy in front of him, Wu Liang couldn't help curling his lips. Is there any need to do this? Even though I have jade trees in the wind, I'm not good enough to attract men.
As for the clothes made of a few leaves, Wu Liang subconsciously ignored them. If Wang Mazi's bastard fairy jade armor hadn't been up to par, he wouldn't have been able to dress up like a primitive man.
Hearing Erhu's cry, Wu Sanlong, who was following behind him, immediately raised the shotgun in his hand and said in a deep voice: "Erhu, what's wrong!"
"Third uncle, come and see!"
Erhu was so excited that he didn't know what to say. He just waved back and waved back. Anyone could feel the excitement in his tone.
Wu Sanlong also realized that it was either that he was in danger, or that it was related to the person blocked by Er Hu. Thinking of this, Wu Sanlong hurriedly rushed up, pushed aside the blockage of Er Hu and looked at Wu Liang with squinted eyes, his eyes suddenly changed.
The look in his eyes was different from that of the boy with a tiger-like head but a tiger-like head. There was a mixture of joy and indescribable disgust at the same time.
Wu Liang looked angry. Damn you bastard. Even if he is in trouble, he is still a god. A little mortal dares to look at him like this.
"Hey, even though I look like Pan An, you don't need to be like this!"
Seeing the identical expressions on his uncle's and nephew's faces, Wu Liang felt angry. If he hadn't been concerned about the hidden weapon in their hands, he would have beaten them to their knees and begged for mercy.
Although he is still unable to use immortal arts and his immortal body is seriously damaged, he can still deal with two mortals if he is empty-handed.
"Brother Liangzi, you are finally back!"
Erhu didn't seem to notice Wu Liang's anger at all. He screamed with red eyes, hurriedly stepped forward to help Wu Liang up, hugged him hard, and choked with sobs: "Brother Liangzi, you are finally back, it has been three years."
,Where have you been!"
The little guy's hand was very strong. Wu Liang, who had been exhausted for a long time, felt that the bones in his body began to hurt again. He couldn't help but yelled: "Let go! You want to kill me!"
Erhu sniffed with an embarrassed look on his face. Although the strength in his hand was much smaller, he had no intention of letting go.
Wu Liang was a little depressed. Isn't this little guy with a big head and a big head sick? Does he know him?
Although I have been in the heaven for three years, hasn't it been thousands of years in the human world? Could it be that the time in the heaven and the mortal world have become unified now?
But even so, I don't seem to know this little guy. You must know that he was in seclusion for decades before he became an immortal. This little guy is less than twenty years old, so it is impossible for him to have seen him.
"Wu Liang, you bastard, how dare you come back!"
Just when Wu Liang's head felt like it was mushy and he couldn't figure it out, Wu Sanlong on the side suddenly got mad. Without saying a word, he picked up a branch from the ground and whipped it towards Wu Liang's face.
Wu Liang didn't check for a moment, but he couldn't dodge the branch that was pulled out, and he was stunned. When he felt the burning pain coming from his body, he realized that he was injured and was no different from ordinary people.
"Asshole! You are looking for death!"
Wu Liang yelled angrily, and just as he was about to resist, he saw the tiger-headed little guy on the side holding a hidden weapon like a fire stick in his hand and looking around, not realizing at all how much of a threat it posed to Wu Liang.
Wu Liang's face froze, and then he realized that he was no longer the ninth-grade spiritual immortal he used to be, so he had no choice but to flee away in confusion.
"Okay! If you dare to hide, let's see how I teach you today!"
When Wu Sanlong saw that Wu Liang dared to avoid him, he became even more angry. He raised a branch and chased after him, insisting on beating him up.
"Fuck you! Your mother dares to bully the gods. Believe it or not, I will extinguish you with the true fire of Samadhi!"
"You little beast, I'm standing right here, you're going to kill me!"
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"You, stop!"
"Hey, please keep a line in your behavior so that we can meet again in the future!"
"Ugh, I won't let you go. If you dare to slap someone in the face instead of hitting someone in the face, I will fight with you if you dare to slap a god in the face!"
The scene was extremely chaotic. Erhu, who saw the dumbfounded Erhu on the side, hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Wu Sanlong's arm tightly, shouting: "Third uncle, look what happened to Brother Liangzi. He even has no clothes on his body. How about you?"
Stop hitting him."
Wu Liang's face turned red, and he gritted his teeth and glared at this tough-headed little bastard. This guy was slapped naked in the face!
But now I don't bother to argue with him. This rude man is very strong, and Immortal Wu didn't take advantage of him in the hand-to-hand fight just now.
"Sir, I don't remember the faults of villains. The belly of a god can hold a boat..."
Before Wu Liang finished consoling himself, Wu Sanlong stepped forward without saying a word, grabbed Wu Liang's neck and lifted him up, saying viciously: "You heartless little bastard, I'll see where you run this time! Let's go!"
,Follow me back!”
"Damn it! Old bastard, how dare you do this to me!"
Wu Liang's lungs were furious. Although he was demoted to the mortal world now, he was still a deity, and the deity in trouble was also a deity! Now he was actually raised by a mortal like a chicken. This hurts his self-esteem too much.
Already.
"Huh! How dare you scold me? If it weren't for your mother's sake, I wouldn't bother to care about you little beast!"
Wu Sanlong cursed and kicked Wu Liang's bare butt a few times, threw the shotgun in his hand to Erhu, and hummed: "The wild boar doesn't want it anymore, let's go back quickly, don't give this little beast another shot this time."
Ran!"
Erhu grinned and nodded vigorously. Looking at Wu Liang's constant struggle, he stepped forward with a smile and comforted him: "Brother Liangzi, please don't run away. I have missed you so much in the past few years. My body and bones are much worse than before.
There’s nothing good out there, but it’s not as good as our mountain village.”
It was only now that Wu Liang realized what he was talking about. When he heard this, he immediately shouted: "Let go, you have recognized the wrong person! I am not the guy you know!"
"Hey, Brother Liangzi, even if you turn into ashes, we won't recognize you. You'd better not run away and come back with us."
"Damn, I really don't know you!"
"Okay, Brother Liangzi, you also said this three years ago."
"What nonsense are you talking about? If you still want to run away in my hands, just dream!" After Wu Sanlong said that, he kicked him. Wu Liang, who had lost all his immortal power, had no room to resist.
"Wow, I am a god! You can't do this to me!"
"Hey, brother Liangzi is sick again. There are no gods in the world."
Why use another one?
The confused Immortal Wu was really confused. Could it be that I was not an immortal and had been ill before?
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A group of three people, no, a group of two people plus an immortal in distress, walked toward the outside of the mountain forest in the afterglow of the setting sun. Perhaps it was not appropriate to say walking, because Wu Liang was held in the hands of the big man.
The miserable ninth-grade immortal had just come down to earth and enjoyed the warmest treatment in the world.