PS: It’s so tiring. The fifth update is here. It’s nearly 16,000 words. It’s tiring, but I’m glad. The monthly tickets are here. I’ll hit them hard. Thank you for your support. The monthly tickets will be more fierce.
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Dexter begins to be troubled by two unreliable parrots.
"Alec, yes, I understand, switch immediately."
Dexter wiped a cold sweat, and the deputy director was furious. This old rival of Dexter caught the sick leg and gave Dexter a hard slap. Dexter also felt bad about Beverly.
He was scolded severely.
"Team leader." Dexter's assistant knocked on the door cautiously.
"What's the matter? Didn't you look that I was on the phone?"
Dexter was about to call the program team. "It's me, yes, ready to switch at any time, this stupid Beverly, the station director's order."
"Team leader."
"asshole."
Dexter yelled angrily at his assistant who didn't know how to look at him and kept interrupting him.
"Team leader, look at the data that just came out."
The assistant wiped his sweat secretly, his hands trembling, he couldn't believe that all this was true.
"Data, what data."
Dexter. "Wait a minute, ready to switch."
"No, team leader." The assistant couldn't help shouting again.
"Damn bastard."
Dexter realized that his timid assistant had become a bitch-hearted and daring, and kept interrupting his words.
"This is?"
"Preliminary ratings for the first five minutes of the morning broadcast."
The assistant whispered.
"Oh, really?" Dexter, prepared for failure.
"What?"
"Improved by 110%?" Dexter almost fell to the ground.
The usual ratings are about the same in Montana, at 3.5, but of course the ratings are mainly in Billings. Now it's actually 7.5. According to preliminary statistics, it's more than doubled. This is just the beginning.
Dexter was going crazy. "These data, no problem."
"Yes, I confirmed it three times," the assistant said excitedly.
"Switch, no, stop immediately and tell everyone to make all preparations to serve the small town of Kemising. That's right, I said that." Dexter.
"Okay, okay, you did a good job on this."
Dexter thought that if he had just switched to the past, he still regretted not saying anything, and his status in the news center would definitely plummet.
The assistant smiled and Dexter waved his hand. "Go to the data center immediately. It is best to get the preliminary data for the next five minutes."
"Okay, team leader."
Dexter, waiting for the assistant to leave the office, began to squirm with excitement. "It's great.
"By the way, Director."
Dexter, with a hint of cunning in his eyes, had just made a call to Deputy Director Yali, who was feeling proud at this time. Dexter had finally been caught in the wrong, but this guy didn’t know that Dexter would
I'm on the phone reporting the ratings to station director Arthur.
"Well done Dexter."
Arthur has been very fed up these days. Colombia seems to have a grudge against him, and waves of media frenzy are coming. Fortunately, the Billings, Montana Media Group still has a certain influence.
In the short term, there will be no problems, but the pressure is still great. Unexpectedly, Dexter brought him good news today, which not only increased the ratings, but also had an impact.
The news of Parrot hosting was actually on the home page of the Los Angeles Daily News official website. Not only were many social media outlets reporting on this incident, but many video websites also sent out e-mails to purchase broadcast rights.
Dexter, the pressure these days has suddenly eased a lot. For a moment, this guy actually planned to hire two parrots to work at the TV station. There are many hosts, but hosting a bird is really rare.
Dexter was so proud that he couldn't help but think of Alec just now. After thinking about it, he dialed Alec's number. "Dexter, it's been switched over."
"No?"
Alec shouted. "Dexter, you're crazy."
"Alec, I don't have the authority to make the decision on this matter. God, who knows, Arthur heard about this matter, and I thought, I'm really crazy." Dexter said. "The stupid assistant actually put it in his hands."
The ratings data are sent to Arthur."
"Ratings data?"
Alec felt something was wrong. "The ratings must be terrible."
"I think so, but unfortunately, I don't know if those stupid guys haven't woken up yet. It's seven o'clock. It must be a mistake." Dexter said.
"Yes, there must be a mistake."
Alec, I know that the morning broadcast ratings were less than 3.7%. At their peak, they dropped by 3% in the past two days. This is the ratings of Billings, which is the headquarters of Billings TV station.
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"I think so, but after repeated confirmation, those guys still don't want to admit it." Dexter said. "Alec, I'm so sorry. Arthur chose to believe these idiots. He just called me and asked me to do my best."
Support Beverly."
Alec hung up the phone and cursed loudly. "Damn bastard, damn Dexter."
"And damn Beverly."
"Damn Hank's Farm."
"Damn parrot."
Acrylic cursed, the assistant would come in now, Arthur held a meeting, and Alec's anger was all directed at the assistant, making the assistant confused. He was in a good mood just now, but why did it change in the blink of an eye.
Dexter hung up the phone and laughed, thinking about Alec's face, it must be wonderful.
At this time, Beverly was completely overwhelmed by Big Mouth and Little Mouth.
"Hey, come and see that fat-assed black bear."
"That's right, there's also a guy with a pink ass, these two gay guys."
Dudu villain, little doubt, what is a gay?
Big mouths and small mouths, wanton teasing and nonsense, a good morning news has become a reality chat show.
Beverly almost made up her mind to switch over several times, but when Dexter called her, Beverly became desperate. "Everyone, get ready, switch over."
"Switch?"
In the Ice House restaurant, a group of Billings TV staff looked at Beverly. "Beverly, can you wait a little longer?"
"Get ready."
Beverly didn't want to wait, but Dexter had already called and decided to come to the TV station. Even if he didn't cooperate, the TV station could switch at any time.
Everyone looked disappointed. Li Han got the news. "Beverly, is there really no possibility of recovery?"
"Let me try."
Beverly answered Dexter's call. Dexter had just gotten the ratings data for the second five minutes. It was eight, God, breaking the record since the morning news started.
Dexter couldn't be more excited. God, he really broke it. The record that was once thought to be impossible to break was actually broken by himself. "Beverly, you must not have thought too much. God, what a surprise you brought me."
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"Team leader, what's wrong with you?" Beverly was a little confused.
"Eight o'clock ratings, Beverly, you set a new morning broadcast record." Dexter said. "Beverly, you did a great job."
"real."
"Very good."
Beverly burst into tears. "That's great."
"That's right, it's great."
"Beverly, you did a great job."
Dexter said.
"God, we set records."
Beverly hung up the phone, still too excited, and muttered to himself, "Eight o'clock, eight o'clock, I can't imagine it."
"Beverly, everything is ready."
"Can't we really wait any longer?"
"Ah, what are you talking about?"
Beverly was stunned for a moment.
"About switching the program, Beverly, are you okay?"
The assistant next to him asked softly, for fear of irritating Beverly.
"No, no, no need to switch."
"Who told you to switch?"
Beverly, exclaimed.
Everyone was stunned, what was going on.
Seeing everyone stunned, Beverly announced loudly, "I want to tell everyone good news. We have set a record. I just received a call from Dexter. We have set a new morning broadcast record, eight o'clock."
"Really?"
"Very good."
"God bless."
“Incredible.”
"It's a miracle."
“It’s really great.”
"Woo."
Some people actually cried.
"Get ready, number five."
"That's right, get ready."
"We succeeded."
Big mouths and small mouths are still talking nonsense, making fun of squirrels and farting, assholes regardless of gender.
Li Han even laughed at the squirrel for eating nuts, and Li Han was a little speechless.
However, the children in front of the TV were all laughing. Many parents were helpless that such a program should not be broadcast. Of course, the more complaints there are, the more viewers watch it as the ratings increase.
This paragraph even started to touch nine o'clock, and everyone in the data center was dumbfounded. They all looked at each other and asked, "Is this true?"
"I think so."
"It's a miracle."
"That's right."
Everyone was shocked by the two parrots, and the Internet was even more lively.
"Hank's Farm, are all the animals there the incarnations of elves?"
"It's too violent, but I like it."
"Yes, this kind of news is simply great."
"That's right, screw your damn rigid face, I like big mouths and small mouths."
The praise of Big Mouth and Little Mouth was as high as 96%. When the data came out on the website, it immediately became a hit.
Social media, Facebook, Twitter, and even many TV stations broadcast this episode, making it the most popular entertainment event before Christmas Eve.
Lois, got up early in the morning, thinking about what to do today. Han must not have thought about the media storm yesterday. He took advantage of it. Maybe Han will know how much advantage Lois Western Restaurant took after the media storm continued.
Lois felt a little regretful. Han always smiled and seemed not to care. This was regrettable. Maybe Lois wanted to accept Han's challenge.
"These two parrots are really interesting."
"Yes, I have to admit, this video went viral."
"Didn't you see that all the Colombian TV stations are showing it?"
Garrett knows how stubborn Columbia TV is.
"These are those two damn bastard parrots."
Lois glanced at it and thought to herself.
"Lois, look, these two little guys are famous." Garrett said.
Lois paused for a moment, then listened to what Garrett and the others said. "The most popular video and the hottest topic right now, haha, Han, you still took action after all."
"A sneeze."
Li Han rubbed his nose and wondered what had happened these days. Could it be that he was allergic.
