Chapter 1618 Little Heihei, end the game with a fart
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"Has the game started?" As the commander gave the signal, the gate opened and four ponies galloped out. A few big words were printed on the big screen, which shocked a group of people's jaws.
"I'm going to play without rules." The young Chinese from Great Falls suddenly stood up. "It's such a big deal."
"Game without rules?"
"No way, is Hank Racecourse crazy?" Anne Layton stared at the arena with wide eyes.
"Haha, Annie, it seems that Thunder and Lightning will belong to Atlee Racecourse." Kurt Atlee said with excitement on his face.
"No rules?" Many women don't understand.
"There are no rules in the arena, except that riding whips are not allowed, all means can be used."
"What, why is there such a competition?"
"It's a bit unexpected. I really don't know if that guy at Hank Racecourse is crazy." Many glanced at Li Han who was standing next to the horse race.
"Han, it seems that a lot of people are talking about you." Natalie said with a smile.
"Really, why are you talking about me, are you crazy?" Li Han laughed.
"That's right, but I think it's not you who are crazy, but the old man who is really crazy. He actually plays without rules. God, that's pandora." Natalie had just heard Alku's request to play without rules.
, eyes widened.
Norman Charlton thought Natalie would say something sarcastic, but Natalie clapped her hands and screamed with excitement. What was really surprising was that Li Han actually agreed.
Norman always thought this was strange, but thinking that this young man seemed stupid, Norman didn't say much. Alcu was a little excited and talked to Frank and Kuhl for a while about what they were doing during the game.
thing.
As the game started, Norman's strange feeling became more and more intense. No one at Hank Racecourse was nervous at all. The girl who spoke loudly gave out bursts of hearty laughter from time to time.
"What's going on?" Alku frowned slightly.
The changes in the field caused the spectators to exclaim, "What happened?"
"Look, that little bear started taking off his pants right away."
"Take off your pants." Bill exclaimed. "No way."
When Xiao Hei Hei took off his pants, the Dudu villain immediately accelerated, completely unexpectedly accelerating ahead of time. Frank and Kuer were both stunned, and for a moment, they didn't know whether they should accelerate or not.
One thousand, two hundred meters is not too short for a small pony. To accelerate ahead of schedule just after 200 meters is too great for the horse.
"Hey, Pandora is speeding up. Look, Xiao Hei Hei has taken off his pants. He's coming, he's coming." Natalie waved her hands and screamed excitedly.
Not far away, Norman and Alcu didn't understand what was going on.
Ninety-nine percent of the others on the stage didn't know whether this little black bear was really doing a circus show in front of him.
"It's over, it's over." Anne Layton groaned in her heart, thinking that she had been fooled this time.
I saw Kurt Attrey looking proud. One of the two contestants at Hank Racecourse accelerated in advance, and the other took off his pants while playing on the horse. It was simply hilarious.
Little Heihei took off his pants, stuck out his butt, and twisted towards Frank and Kull. The two fat guys pulled the reins of the horse. He was such an asshole and planned to teach this funny little black bear a lesson.
I saw little Heihei, the bear's mouth was closed tightly, and the two bear paws slapped the pony, and a bang, like a muffled thunder, sounded.
"What's wrong?"
"Damn, you farted."
"Really let go." Bill screamed with his eyes wide open.
"Fart?" Phillips and Miley looked at Bill in confusion.
"Hatton, remember Hatton. God, Hatton once said that this little black bear used to be flanked in the pony car race and broke out of the encirclement with a stinky fart and won the championship." Bill looked at Josh.
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"I thought Hatton was looking for an excuse because he lost." Josh said.
"Now it seems that this is true."
"You, damn it."
Alcu was stunned.
"Haha, there are no rules. You are not allowed to fart. Maybe you will poop later." Natalie laughed.
"Natalie, be a lady." Alta pulled helplessly, Natalie who dared to say anything.
"Look, two little fat guys."
Frank and Kuhl were stunned by the fart. "It stinks, it stinks."
The two little fat guys were so sick that they almost vomited. If they hadn't vomited horse manure just now, they would definitely vomit again, even if they vomited a few mouthfuls of sour water.
The audience on the stage was stunned for a moment, then Kurt Attrey shouted, "This is cheating."
"Kurt, this is a game without rules." Annie's expression was much more relaxed. Although Pandora accelerated in advance and consumed a lot of the pony's energy, but there was a problem with the two fat guys, and the distance they had opened was enough to make up for the energy they had just consumed.
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Little Heihei, after farting, swung his butt, put on his pants, pulled the pony, patted it, and ran away, waiting for the two chubby little guys to react and adjust.
Xiao Heihei passed almost ten horses and was almost side by side with Dudu. Dudu raised his little hand and high-fived Xiao Heihei, laughing loudly and excitedly. "Good job, Xiao Heihei."
"Damn little black bear." Alku said through gritted teeth.
Three hundred meters later, the two little ponies exhausted the energy of the two little ponies and finally got close to Dudu and Little Heihei. They saw Little Heihei patting the little pony, slapping his bear's paw and pulling up his pants.
Frank and Kuhl immediately covered their noses and their speed dropped significantly.
However, when everyone was waiting to hear the fart, the little black bear had already pulled up his pants and ran away.
"What a smart little guy." Master Rum said with a smile.
"It's an interesting game." Dow Jones said, dumbfounded.
Frank and Kuhl were angry and were tricked by the little black bear. "No." Alku shouted loudly. Unfortunately, at this time, the four ponies were far away from the racecourse and could only be watched from the big screen.
Frank and Kull imitated Pandora and started to speed up. "The two chubby little guys are getting anxious."
"It's good to be anxious."
"Han, will you be okay for a while?"
You know, these two little chubby little guys are eight or nine years old, and it would be dangerous if they kicked, pulled, and hit the pandora for a while.
"Don't worry, Jennifer, we hope Pandora will take care of this."
"More than solving it, God, these two little fat guys, it's better not to seek death." Natalie curled her lips and showed off her equestrian skills. Natalie had done this several times.
"Hey, the game has started." Lingna took the baby's little hand and came back, looking surprised when she saw the game was going on.
"Sister Dudu, come on, little Hei Hei."
The baby waved his little hands and shouted.
"All four ponies have entered the third corner. Look, Frank is approaching Pandora from the front. Damn it." the commentator exclaimed.
Frank opened his hand and pulled Pandora. This scene shocked many people. Anne stood up suddenly. "Asshole."
"Han." Lingna shouted in fear.
"It's okay." Natalie said, a little unsure.
Dudu seemed to have eyes in his back. He ducked sideways to avoid Frank's hand, raised his calf and kicked it sideways, then suddenly lifted it onto Frank's hand. The little chubby little boy let out a cry and retracted his hand.
The little pony was thrown away, and fell behind two horses in a moment. On the other side, Xiao Heihei, and even the cow, jumped onto Kur's horse. The bear's paw was directed at the horse's face, and he slapped it twice randomly.
Unable to react, Kull quickly went back dancing happily.
"Holy crap, is this a monkey?" the young man from Great Falls shouted in shock.
"What a nimble and smart little black bear."
"Cunning little black bear." Kurt Attrey smiled bitterly. "Damn it, how could I forget this little black bear."
Only then did Kurt remember that Hatton had said that during the pony car race, he was tricked by a little black bear and a champion emerged out of his fart.
"Kul, hit her quickly." Alku shouted loudly when he saw his grandson being kicked and his little grandson being teased by a little black bear. His anger was beyond the limit.
"Hey, old man, keep your voice down." Natalie muttered.
"Damn woman, shut up." Arku roared.
"God, do you want to know how good I am, Natalie?" Natalie was angry.
"Natalie." Alta grabbed Natalie. Who knew whether this girl would start a fight with Alku.
"Calm down, Alcu." Norman comforted him in a low voice.
"Damn it, how could this happen?" Alku growled in a low voice.
The game was coming to an end. It was supposed to be a little kid's game, and everyone was watching in front of the excitement to see who wanted to compete. All kinds of bizarre and magical events happened one after another.
"There are still less than 200 meters." Natalie clenched her fists. "Pandora, quickly avoid Fatty's entanglement."
Frank, the little chubby guy, was not simple at all. He was kicked. He changed the car and kicked him with his feet. Yes, Frank found that this was very beneficial to him. Yes, he had longer legs than Pandora.
Dudu could only struggle to deal with it at this time, struggling all the way. Seeing that he was almost at the end, Frank kicked the person once. Although he didn't kick the person, he kicked the pony and caused it to be beaten.
Frank showed a smile and was almost at the finish line. This time, Pandora completely lost the possibility of competing for the championship.
Just because he was not happy in front of Frank, Dudu, the little man, kicked him violently. Frank was well prepared and easily dodged it, but Dudu's kick was not a kick to Frank.
There was a muffled "bang" sound.
"Ahhh." Frank yelled.
"What's going on?"
"Who knows what happened?"
"Look, there's a little pony that has fallen down."
"What, who fell?" Alku asked excitedly. He just passed by the camera, and the camera lens of Frank kicking the pony was very clear.
"Why did you fall?" Norman felt extremely regretful at this time. Two of the six ponies were already diarrhea and were about to collapse.
This time another horse appeared and fell down. Damn it, don't break it.
Li Han smiled helplessly and made a little devilish noise, probably taking action.
Frank screamed and rolled to the side. Less than thirty meters away from the finish line, the pony fell on the side, neighing, and didn't get up for a while.
Kuhl originally prepared to pull the little black bear off the horse, but who would have thought that Frank actually fell down. Although there was something wrong with pandora. Dudu's pony was kicked and his physical strength was also wrong.
Frank was completely disqualified from the competition, and Pandora basically withdrew from the championship competition. At this time, the championship was between Kuhl and Xiao Hei Hei.