Chapter 1779: Laughing until your computer is over [Twenty Points Revised]
"Bad guy, little Heihei is a stinky guy." Little Dudu doesn't like Claude at all, the bad old grandpa. Of course, Dudu doesn't like the cold old grandpa either.
Little Heihei and Little Xiongxiong ran straight towards Claude and August. Claude's smile was silenced by two turkeys that flapped their wings and took off vertically.
"This is...?" Before Claude could understand, he only heard bursts of popping noises ringing around him.
"What smell?" Claude exclaimed.
Li Han pulled Jennifer and Lingna and left quickly, followed by Natalie and Alta. "Han, what happened?" Lingna took out her hand, a slight blush flashed on her cheeks.
asked.
"Stay away." Li Han said with a smile. "Xiao Hei Hei will fart a lot after eating bubble gum, and the stench will be overwhelming."
"What?" Ling Na, the one with the big mouth, Natalie and Alta were the same, and even Jennifer looked at Li Han with a surprised look on her face.
Li Han smiled bitterly and said, "This kind of candy is made by Pandora and I from a strange fruit, and is used to ventilate the cows, Daheihei, and the Wild Boar King."
"Pandora, that's so ridiculous." Li Han said with a wry smile. "Ordinary people eat such a fruit. A few of them will fart thousands of times, and may collapse. Those who are weak may even be in danger."
"God, how come there are such strange candies?" Natalie looked at Li Han with a look of disgust.
Li Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He muttered in his heart that he had just forgotten to tell Dudu, don't give a whole one, just a quarter or a fifth.
"A thousand farts, hahaha, Han, Claude and August are not going to faint from the smell of farts." Natalie thought and clapped her hands in joy.
Claude, who was far away, didn't understand the situation at first, but now he finally understood it.
"Han, look at Claude's embarrassment. It's so interesting."
"Not only Claude, everyone around Claude ran away." Alta said. "Han, this is no problem. You see, the tourists are also stink."
The crowd of onlookers kept running outside. "It stinks so much. What kind of candy is this?"
"I'm going, hurry up, I can't live anymore."
August, who had always had a straight face, suddenly changed his expression. "Hahaha, Grandpa Ice Cube, Pandora's ass candy is really amazing." He pouted and gestured with his little finger at August, provocatively.
road.
"Bad guy, little Heihei's butt smells good."
Claude was so angry that he opened his mouth to say something back to the villain, but the stench was so strong that Claude had to flee in panic. "Damn it, stop that little black bear."
"Asshole, kill it."
"Boss, this little black bear is a star bear. Besides, this is Hank's Candy Factory."
"Damn it, let's go." Claude fled back to Claude Candy Factory in embarrassment.
August looked at the little man, the little bear, and the popping sound. August seemed not to notice it. "Teacher, let's go quickly." Little Claude ran over.
"Damn it, don't come here." Little Claude kept waving his hands to drive away the little bear.
In front of the stage, except for some little guys, everyone ran away. "Why did this little black bear come to us?" Claude ran away, and Little Heihei came back. The little man pointed his finger at Martin and the others.
.
Dudu's little ears are so powerful. He talks bad things about Dudu and his father. He's a villain. He's a villain.
"It stinks, let's go." Martin and several reporters fled in panic.
The entire performance stage was a complete mess. Carol was dumbfounded. "What's going on?" Li Han, who was watching from a distance and smiling at everything, shook his head helplessly. "Forget it, forget it, these
This guy doesn’t have a lamb.”
Carol ran away and stayed here, no.
"Han, what's going on?" John, Baggio, and Beverly all came to the exhibition area, looked at the smiling Li Han, and asked.
"Haha, a strange candy."
Li Han asked with a smile. "Would you like to try it? It's good for the stomach."
"No, Xiao Hei Hei and Xiao Xiong Xiong farted so much, the farts were explosive." John said.
Think about it, puff puff puff all the way, the lighter can be lit, and then look at the turkey flying in the sky, it is simply a miracle medicine.
The cameramen of the three media outlets were holding the cameras in a daze, and finally the turkeys flew down, and finally they no longer had to look up.
"It's really pitiful for us cameramen."
"Hahaha." Li Han said with a smile. "This is good news, you should thank me."
Li Han looked at Xiao Hei Hei and Xiao Xiong Xiong who were running in circles with a smile, and the laughing tourists running around. "Haha, it looks like everyone likes it."
Li Han smiled, walked up to the stage, and smiled. "Everyone just saw a new type of candy developed by Hank Candy Factory. This is the ultimate version. The name is ventilation health candy. It is made of a magical ventilation fruit.
The main ingredients are formulated. Of course, it is still in the research and development stage. You have just seen that the little black bear can fart thousands of times after eating the ventilation health candy. Of course, the regular version can fart hundreds of times."
"Hahaha, no, no, no." The tourists in the audience almost laughed to death. "We might as well change the name of this candy to fart candy."
"Yes, invincible. This candy is so amazing."
"Poor little black bear, hahaha, and there are two turkeys fluttering in the sky."
"You forgot that there are also Claude and Auguste. When it comes to such candy, no one can do anything about it."
"It's so interesting."
"Hahaha, when the candies come out, I'll buy some to try, the regular version."
"Yes, this thing is interesting. Buy a few for April Fool's Day and you will be able to play tricks."
"That's right."
Li Han smiled. "As long as everyone likes it."
"Mr. August, what do you think of this ventilation health candy?" Li Han asked with a smile.
August looked at Li Han with a smile on his face and the little toot making funny faces, sticking out his tongue, and pulling his eyes, and snorted.
"When the regular version of the aerobic candy comes on the market, I will send some to Auguste and Mr. Claude. The aerobic candies will be good for the elderly, which is good for physical and mental health." Li Han said with a smile.
Shane looked at the smiling boss and trembled. His boss was really talkative. Natalie looked at Li Han from the audience and mocked Claude and August, hahaha
laughing out loud.
Cloud just taunted Hank Candy Factory, now he will give it all back.
"You." Clad almost spat out a mouthful of blood.
But when he opened his mouth, he felt that it was full of stench, damn it. "Quickly, go get the mouthwash, you bastard, why are you just standing there like that?"
"Yes, boss."
Li Han smiled and got off the stage. In this round, Hank Farm won. "Han, August is not so easy to defeat." Returning to the exhibition area, John whispered.
Li Han smiled bitterly. "Now we can only take one step at a time, and the soldiers will cover up the water and the earth."
"Hey, is it an idiom?" Natalie muttered.
Alta nodded. "Yes."
"Go back and teach me." Natalie said with a smile. "Han, fart candy, ah, Alta, you..."
Alta smiled bitterly. Just now she was laughing at Li Han opening and closing his mouth to fart, but now he said it again. "Natalie, you are a girl, don't say that word so much."
"Oh, I got it."
After talking to Natalie, she touched Li Han. "Han, do you still have that candy?"
"What's wrong, you need to ventilate." Li Han looked at Natalie with confusion.
Natalie blushed and snorted. "You are the only one who has ventilation."
Alta covered his head and shook his head helplessly.
Natalie snorted, stood up, and went to look for Pandora. There must be some Pandora left, so she secretly gave it to Han, the next one. Natalie thought of this, smiled slyly, and came to Dudu.
"Little Heihei and Little Xiongxiong, what's wrong?"
Natalie came over and saw Dudu and Baobao feeding little Heihei and Little Xiongxiong water, and asked in a low voice.
"It's so tiring to fart." Dudu blinked and stared at Natalie. "Aunt Natalie."
Natalie was startled. Yes, the little kid had weird eyes, which was not a good sign. "What do you want to do?"
"Aunt Natalie, do you want to try it?" She said, taking out a breath candy, Natalie shook her head. "No, I won't try it. I want to try to find your father."
This little bad guy won't be targeting me anymore, Natalie whispered in her heart, she had to be careful, don't get tricked, thinking about the scene where Xiao Heihei continued to explode, Natalie shuddered.
The audience in front of the TV and the Internet were bursting with laughter at this time.
"I'm going, you're laughing so hard, no, no, I've sprayed two bottles of Coke, I'm going out and buying another dozen."
"Hank Candy Factory, Pandora please compensate me for my losses, my keyboard and my computer."
"Fart candy, haha, I never imagined that there would be such a magical candy in the world. A turkey would fly up to the sky when it farts, and a little black bear would be able to catch up with Usain Bolt."
"I can't do it anymore. I feel like I'm going to die laughing."
"laugh to death plus one."
"Laughing to death plus two."
"..."
"If you laugh to death, add one thousand and zero."
The message areas of Grizzly Bear Network and Gray Wolf Network were maxed out.
John, who was drinking coffee in the exhibition area, spit out a sip of coffee when he received a call. "What, refresh the message record, editor, are you sure?"
"That's right."
"I really don't want to believe it."
"There is also a voting event to nominate Hank Farm Turkey. The number of votes so far exceeds 30,000."
"Compared to a second-rate star."
"Han, I really didn't expect that the video of the Air Candy just broke the message record of the Grizzly Bear website." John looked proud.
"Congratulations." Li Han said with a smile. "Would you like some more coffee?"
"Thank you." John nodded.
Li Han handed the coffee to John. "Hey, August is about to make a move."
August, tourists gathered around the stage. At this time, at the entrance of Candy Street, thousands of tourists came rushing over. Many of them came to see August, and then to see Hank Candy and Air Candy.
Few people are curious about Hank's Candy Factory.
Some netizens came here purely for the fart candy. Martha called Mrs. Oldman for the third time. "I want a thousand more. God, I don't have that much here."
"What, there are no more?" Martha looked at at least a few hundred people in front of her. "Mrs. Oldman, there are at least 500 people at the ticket office now."
"Okay, I'll send five hundred copies now, and then rush to print some." Mrs. Oldman, completely numb, today is really an incredible day.
What happened in Candy Street? Masha also wanted to ask. When she heard tourists talking about farting bears and turkeys flying into the sky, Masha was in a mess. What was this? God, what happened to Candy Street.
