Upon hearing this, Liu Sen immediately reprimanded: "Don't look for shame. This is a pair of chickens and a pair of fishes. Our relatives in our hometown also do this. They bring two chickens and two fish, let the host family eat one, and give the extra to others."
Bring back."
"Ah? You brought double portions, but you actually have to take back half of them? Then why waste all the effort? Wouldn't it be better to just bring a chicken and a fish?" Liu Shu continued to look at the gifts.
Liu Sen said angrily: "You are just uneducated. China is a country of etiquette. If you only bring one thing, do you think the host will use it or not? If so, why did the guest bring so many things?
Just accept them all?
Therefore, generally, when a younger generation gives a gift to an elder, he or she should give two copies. After the elder receives the gift, he will also have one to take back, so that neither party is rude."
"It turns out that we have been so hypocritical since our ancestors." Willow said directly.
"Okay, don't talk about this. Wash your hands and get ready for dinner. Sister, they should be ready, right?" Liu Xu interrupted their conversation, otherwise Liu Shu would have to be punished again, for the sake of his rescue of Han Peacock just now.
, Liuxu came to his rescue.
"Brother-in-law, you brought these things?" Liu Shu was very disappointed. What Han Peacock brought was either food or drinks, none of which interested him.
Han Peacock is very grateful to this brother-in-law, he just knows how to adjust the atmosphere!
Han Peacock took out a piece of wood directly from his pocket, which was actually the Xuanyuan Water Control Flag.
"Wood? Even if it's a yellow piece of wood, it's still wood. The tall tables and short stools are all wood! I don't like it." Willow is always so direct.
He doesn't like it, but Liu Sen likes it. A scholar's love of elegance is a hopeless disease.
"Paperweight? Is it made of gold silk wood? I've long heard that you have a lot of precious wood in your hands, so I won't be polite to you." Liu Sen didn't move slowly when he spoke. He took the paper directly from Han Peacock's hand.
The golden dragon paperweight was drawn out.
"Paperweight? What the hell?" Willow said.
Han Kongque said: "It is used to press paper when writing and drawing."
"What's the use of this thing? Who wants to use it to press down when they are free to write?" Willow asked strangely.
Han Kongque was speechless, while Liu Sen slapped Liu Shu directly, which was really embarrassing.
"Why are you beating me? Who is still writing now?" Liu Shu refused.
Liu Sen said: "No one will think you are mute if you don't speak! Come in and sit down! Although the things are not very good, I can't accept the gift you brought to me for the first time without giving you face."
Willow looked at his father with contempt. He was really hypocritical. But he didn't dare to say this.
Liu Shu rolled his eyes, his brother-in-law came to the door, he couldn't get nothing, not to mention that Han Peacock had too many good things in his hands, and he couldn't ask for the valuable ones. Liu Shu still liked some gadgets very much.
"Brother-in-law, where is my gift?" Willow said directly again.
So Han Peacock was also very direct and boldly put his hand into his pocket, took out a colorful little turtle and handed it to Willow.
"What is this?" Willow asked in surprise.
Liu Shu just saw a beautiful little turtle that Han Kongque took out from his pocket. He thought it was a jade carving and was wondering if it was too expensive. When he wanted it, the turtle fell into his hands. At this time,
Only then did he realize that it was a living one, which startled Willow.
Before Han Peacock could speak, Liu Xu said in surprise: "Is this a tortoiseshell? Those tortoiseshells laid eggs? Why so fast?"
"Tortoiseshell? Isn't tortoiseshell a gem? How did it become a tortoise? Don't tell me, it's not wrong to call this turtle a tortoiseshell. At first, I thought it was carved from jade? Look at its shell, which is shiny and shiny. It really looks like it.
Tortoiseshell." Willow said cheerfully.
Han Peacock was speechless, while Liu Shu held his forehead with catkins, only Liu Sen's head was covered with black lines, so he gave Liu Shu a slap again.
"Dad? You hit me on the head again? Believe it or not, I summoned our women's army to attack you?" Willow Shu was anxious. Beating him one after another in front of his new brother-in-law was too disrespectful to him and too unfair.
It hurt his self-esteem.
Liu Sen shouted coldly: "No one thinks you are mute if you don't speak. Don't you surf the Internet every day? You haven't looked up what a tortoiseshell is? A tortoiseshell is this kind of turtle. The gem tortoiseshell you mentioned is made from the shell of a tortoiseshell.
, Shame on you, your mother and I are both educated people, how come we gave birth to such an ignorant person like you?"
Liu Shu said to Han Peacock with an embarrassed look on his face: "Brother-in-law, you are smarter. Do you think I am embarrassed?"
"No, many young people nowadays don't know that tortoiseshells are turtles." Han Peacock said in a low voice.
"That's right, who has nothing to do now to study whether a tortoise shell is a tortoise? But how did the turtle shell of this little thing be made into a tortoise shell?" Willow Tree said.
Han Peacock was speechless, and Liu Xu couldn't stand it anymore and said: "Be careful, this tortoiseshell is very fierce, be careful of it biting you, and you'd better be nice to it, and cultivate it more while it's young.
Let’s talk about your relationship, otherwise, I won’t be able to tell which of you two will bully whom in the future!”
Liu Shu was holding the little tortoiseshell turtle and was playing with it like flipping coins. Liu Catkin, who couldn't see it, started to warn it.
"I'm not afraid of this little thing even when he grows up. How can he turn the world upside down?" Willow looked at the little turtle and said with great disdain.
Han Kongque said: "As long as this thing reaches adulthood, it will be one meter and sixty meters long."
LiuXu said: "The ancestor of his family is nearly three meters long."
"Uh!" Liu Shu looked at the tortoise shell, which was not much bigger than a coin, and his expression became a little wary: "No wonder this little thing is so calm, it turns out that the backstage is very hard."
"Be careful, this thing is a national second-level protected animal. If someone sees you abusing it, you might become famous on the Internet," Liu Sen warned.
"Second-level protected animal?" Willow looked at Han Peacock and said, "Fourth brother-in-law, I don't want to go in and eat for free. I don't study much, so don't lie to me."
Han Peacock said: "It's okay. I have applied for a special animal and plant breeding license. There are hawksbill turtles in it. Just keep it. I think you young people must be interested in this. You see, other people raise dogs.
Eagle, let’s raise a tortoise, what personality does it have?”
"There seem to be a lot of turtles, but ours is a tortoiseshell. It is a gem that can grow. I am waiting for it to grow into a big gem. It is awesome to think about it. I will go shopping with a big gem that is 1.6 meters long.
It must be very popular. If you can ride it and go shopping, it won't be very popular." Liu Shu had already fallen into a dream.
Seeing Liu Shu like that, Liu Sen was really hurt. Although he was strict with his son, if he really wanted to teach Liu Shu a lesson, he would face a lot of pressure. There were five women in the family, and they could quickly render him speechless.
.
Therefore, he had no choice but to face Liushu's idiotic behavior, but when he thought about a huge gem with legs and the ability to run, and Liushu sitting on it as a mount, Liushu could only feel black lines all over his head.
"Let's eat." Although he wanted to teach Liu Shu a lesson, he saw that all the women in the kitchen had come out and it was better not to provoke them. Liu Sen walked to the dinner table feeling aggrieved.
At this time, Liu Xin came up to Han Peacock: "Speaking of my niece and son-in-law, I, as an uncle, have been standing here for a long time. It seems that you haven't given me a greeting gift yet. Don't bother me too much. Just give me one of these tortoiseshell turtles."
Yes, I don’t mind it.”
Han Kongque was speechless, while Liu Sen glared at his second brother. The shame of their family made them both embarrassed.
LiuXu said at this time: "Second uncle, you can't raise tortoiseshells. Tortoiseshells are very delicate and can easily be raised to death."
"Why can't the willow tree survive?" Liu Xin pointed directly at the willow tree.
At this time, Liushu said proudly: "I have active water! Didn't you see that our koi is full of vitality? Did you see it? Has my Arhat head grown a little? When I succeed in breeding, I will definitely have it in the future.
I won’t ask you for pocket money anymore, this kind of koi and top-quality Arhat head can be sold for hundreds of thousands.”
Han Peacock was speechless again. This willow tree was not as brainless as he showed. Can he think of using activated water to breed koi? Is this something a brainless person would do?
"Brother-in-law, you tell the director of your active water plant and ask him to send me more. I plan to expand the breeding scale. Don't worry, I will count you a share when the time comes. I will definitely share the money with you.
." Liu Shu waved his hand very proudly, showing his majestic demeanor.
Han Peacock was speechless. Could he tell Liu Shu that the ex-factory price of each bottle of his active water was now ten dollars, while the domestic price was sixty dollars?
Will the koi he breeds be enough to pay for the activated water?
Liu Shu didn't know the value of activated water at all, so he thought Han Kongque would definitely agree, so he didn't say much.
Of course, Han Kongque would definitely agree. Although he made the price of activated water very high, only he knew that to him, activated water was no different from ordinary water, except that he could not make it at will.
After looking at each other and Liu Xu, both of them smiled knowingly, Han Kongque began to deal with the two men at the wine table.
"As a junior, you drink four first, otherwise you won't be able to drink with us as elders." As soon as Liu Sen opened his mouth, he set the rules for Han Kongque.
Han Peacock was speechless. Did Mr. Liu watch too much TV?
Before he came, Liu Xin was asked to go to the Red Mansion Restaurant to test his character, and now he wanted to get him drunk and listen to his drunken mantra?
"Dad? Wine is not a good thing. Why do you drink so much? Just think about it." Liu Cat stopped him.
The eldest sister Liu Zhi spoke at this time: "Liu Xu, please don't protect your fourth brother-in-law. Your eldest brother-in-law came here like this back then, and our dad only has this ability. It doesn't matter, isn't it just a drunken one? Let the fourth brother-in-law drink freely.
, at most it’s just drunk, how else can you get it?”
Is this to persuade people to drink wine or to encourage people to drink? Han Peacock had no choice but to drink four cups in a row.
"Okay, let's eat vegetables and eat vegetables. Not only is our little Xu'er pretty, but she's also become very good at cooking recently!" Liu's mother hurriedly smoothed things over.
It doesn't matter to Han Kongque, if he wants to cheat, no matter how much wine he drinks, he can still leak it out.