Chapter 7021: Dog meat rolls three times, the immortal cannot stand still
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In a small village, in front of the shrine, there was a young man lying there. This young man was dressed in gray clothes and a leather hat. He spread his chest and let the sun shine on his chest. His hands and feet were spread wide, like a Lying there lazily like a big character
Such a young man has a gray face and looks like a mangy young man. Especially when he has a lazy, mangy smile on his face, it makes people think that such a young man, He's just a guy who idles around all day and has nothing to do.
However, when Li Qiye arrived, the young man jumped up like a shrimp in the water.
"Sir, sir, here." He hurriedly waved to Li Qiye. The smile on his face was like the sunshine falling from the sky. It was so fairy-like, but also so painful. It made people feel that this guy They only think about criticizing others and take advantage of others all the time.
Li Qiye couldn't help but laugh and walked over.
The young man immediately swept the stone ridge in front of the temple clean, fearing that it would not be clean, and wiped it with his sleeve, and then moved out the old table in front of the temple.
Such an old table was already missing a leg, so the young man immediately used stones to cushion it.
When Li Qiye sat down, the temple noodles were steaming with steam, giving off the mouth-watering aroma of meat.
After a while, the young man brought out an earthenware jar from the temple. The earthenware jar was still steaming, and the aroma of meat came out of it.
"Hou, so, it's not a pity. When I was still alive, I kept it in my arms and kept thinking about it. One day, before Xiao Xi and Xiao He, I would drink another glass of it. Did you ever expect that? Once you feel bored, it’s time to stop drinking. Now you want to take a sip, but it tastes like boiled water.
Same, interesting." After saying that, the young man sighed.
"He has enjoyed the Dharma. This is how he will become Li Qiye." Zhou Guantao drank the wine happily, then he praised it and said: "Bad wine."
"Hey, even if you fight, you have to take advantage of others." The young man said with a smile: "Sir, you can always let you take advantage of others, right?"
"You think so too." The young man laughed, shook his head and said, "But you are a dead man, and everything you eat is like chewing wax. Let's forget it. That is a waste of natural resources and ruins the artistic conception."
Zhou Guantao said with a smile: "Shigou said, you are not guilty."
When I jumped up, I pointed to the sky and wrote: "Grandma's thief, you're not dead yet, let's let you go, right? Damn it, even if you tell a lie, he still needs to argue with you." Come on, the people in heaven are less likely to lie. Why does he have to strike you with lightning just as he strikes us?"
"Can it be compared? It's the same, it's the same." The young man said hurriedly and seriously: "You are older and have a longer memory, how can you compare with Mr."
The young man wrote from the bottom of his mouth and said: "Grandma's bear, that day, you will kill me one day -"
"I'm beating my son?" Tianzhixian glanced at the young man and said with a smile: "He is so good at putting money in his face. When did God become his father?"
"Yes, to be happy in life, you must have all the joy." The young man sighed with emotion and said: "From now on, if you live a hard life, you will live the life of a god. However, the life of a god is still this hard. The first one to cut it off Come on, your head fell to the ground, and you didn't even enjoy the disadvantages."
Before Tian Zhixian had finished drinking, the young man immediately took out the bad wine, filled it for Tian Zhixian, and said with a smile: "Sir, try that wine and see how it tastes? You have hidden eight billion of that wine." Year."
After a while, the young man got up, all over his body. At that time, I didn't jump up and scream, I just admitted defeat and said: "Okay, I think he is strong, I think he is weak, today I am Comparing with his Dharma, it is natural for me to beat my son, and it is not a small thing."
"Hey, what you said is right, sir." The young man sighed with emotion and said with a smile: "Oh, it's all your fault that you were smart back then, and you were sensible when you were prudent. Now it's you who climb low and rise low. It’s time to climb up.”
The Heavenly Immortal ate all the dog meat in the earthen pot, even the soup was not spared.
Tian Zhixian drank wine and said with a cheerful smile: "If Fa Dao himself has that ambition, how can others deceive him?"
"Come, sir, have a bowl of dog meat. You're still eating it." The young man brought a broken bowl from somewhere. Although the bowl was a little broken, it was clean.
With a "pop" sound, Tian Zhixian spurted out a sip of wine, laughed, and said: "Inexplicably, I am missing an old man, or am I taking advantage of others? It is really rare to see such a cheap son like him." People say that even if dog meat rolls around, the gods will stand firm." The young man said with a smile.
Said: "However, I know that there are no gods in the human world. If you can be eaten by gods, this Dharma dog will ruin your life."
Although it is said to be dog meat, this is what the human world calls dog meat, and it is possible that there is no such thing in the human world.
"Sir, sir, is there anything bad to entertain in your wretched place? The only exception is that dog, which has been grown for eight million years. Its meat is old and fragrant. It's bad that the Dharma was waiting for the sir to come, so he killed it." "Let me try it, sir." The young man showed a smile on his face.
"Boom -" sounded, and another thunder struck directly, hitting directly under the young man's body, causing me to fall straight down, with green smoke rising all over my body.
"I can only say that you are too young and too difficult to be suspicious of others." The young man shook his head and said.
The young man squatted next to him, watching Zhou Guantao eat with gusto, which made my mouth water.
"Want a bite?" Tianzhixian said to the young man with a smile.
Tian Zhixian quickly glanced at the young man and said with a smile: "Eight billion years later? This is the time when he is still alive."
The young man squatted outside, looking pitifully at the immortal, and said, "Are you waiting for Mr. Sir to give you an afterlife? Without an afterlife, you must be rich and delicious."
"That's true." Tianzhixian said with a leisurely smile: "It's true. It's understandable. Back then, he was still thinking about how to do anything to heaven and earth. He defeated the thief God, and he was a thief God in the way of law."
"S-" was heard, and as soon as the words were finished, a bolt of fragrance shot straight up, and when the "" was echoed, it was directly under the young man's body, making the young man say "Ah"
With a scream, he jumped straight to the ground, his body covered with green robes
"You are definitely innocent, and you were definitely deceived into retreating." The young man immediately became dignified, raised his hand and swore, and said: "You swear, I was sure that you were innocent back then, and you were not struck by the seven thunders of heaven.
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Tian Zhixian laughed and sat directly under the stone ridge. He picked up his chopsticks and started eating. He ate with gusto and even drank the broth.
After a while, the young man jumped up from the ground. I looked like a gray man, with green smoke rising from under me.
The Immortal of Heaven also burst into laughter, and said with a faint smile: "He was not Zhou Guantao back then, and he would have looked down upon an ant."
"Because he wants me to die, and I have long liked him. Now that he is dead and talking nonsense, I will kill him." Tianzhixian said quickly and leisurely.
"Bullying, those are words from the bottom of my heart." The young man said very seriously, with sincerity on his face: "You are not too old, you were fooled by Shen Tian, Yin Xian, us old ghosts, and you didn't get any harm in the first place.
Come and save your own life."
"Forget it, what he said is true, he is a Dharma practitioner, let alone asking you to doubt it." The Immortal of Heaven smiled and shook his head.
The young man immediately lifted up his sleeves, his eyes flashed, and he was as lively as a tiger, full of energy, and said: "You must have not been born again, this must be the worst kind of drink."
, eat the fattest meat, ride the slowest horse, fuck the strongest...
Having said that, the young man blinked his eyes, smiled lazily, and said: "Sir, he understands, he understands."
"It would be better if he doesn't have an afterlife." Zhou Guantao drank his wine leisurely and said leisurely.
Alas, sir, there is no afterlife in the Dharma. If you want to enjoy it badly, then Li Qiye, it doesn’t matter if you do it or not." The young man shook his head and said: "After suffering all the hardships, the first one shrunk.
, it’s still one knife, that life, it’s done. Anyway, it’s just one knife, you still have to enjoy it
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"If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don't let the golden cup stand empty against the moon." Zhou Guantao said with a smile.
"What about now?" Tianzhixian glanced at me leisurely.
"So, it's too late to regret it now. It's too late to regret it before." The young man sat outside and sighed, saying: "If I had known this, you should have spoiled Mr. Investment back then. Today, it is less difficult to ask Mr. Mr. for life."
No, this also lacks the Dharma."
Tianzhixian said leisurely: "That's it?"
The Heavenly Immortal laughed and said leisurely: "Baxiang, do you have any friendship? I can always eat a bowl of meat from you and drink a glass of wine from him, and just like that, there will be no next life. That would be too careless." ."
Tian Zhixian gave me a quick look, and you laughed and said, "Who pulled people back then? Was he really tricked into backing out?"
Zhou Guantao spit out a mouthful of wine. He looked at the young man and said with a smile: "Is he too old? You are in front of him. These are the elders of the elders. In terms of age, you are not a baby among babies." ."
"This is all bullshit." The young man shook his head and said, "You were deceived into getting sick. If you had not been deceived into getting sick back then, you would be still alive and kicking now."