Li Qiye glanced at the bald man and said, "How does it feel familiar?
"That's right, it's like being part of a family, that kind of kindness?" the bald young man said herrily.
"What are you thinking about? Where did this family come from?" With a "pop" sound, Li Qiye slapped the bald young man on the bald head.
The beating caused the bald young man to feel pain, and he screamed. He couldn't help but hug his bald head, jumped up in anger, and said: "Old man, if you have something to say, why do you hit me?"
Li Qiye glared at him angrily and said, "Who told you to identify someone's family at random?"
"It's not my fault." The bald young man was so angry that he said, "You really give me this feeling. You are so friendly and kind. I even wonder if you have done something else outside."
What?" As he said that, they all looked at Li Qiye with strange eyes.
"What happened?" Li Qiye looked at him and said coldly.
The bald young man was so frightened that he shrank his neck and said: "Hey, hey, hey, nothing happened, nothing happened."
However, the next moment, he still refused to give up, swallowed his saliva, and said: "Old man, are you sure you don't know me? Really or not? Logically speaking, it's impossible. Hey, in your current state, what kind of immortal can you hide from me?
You? Even if you are a hidden immortal, you have already made up your mind. You are acting in conjunction with others."
"I haven't seen it before." Li Qiye glanced at him coldly.
The bald young man couldn't help but touch his bald head, and said with a smile: "This is a big problem. I haven't seen it before, but it doesn't mean I don't know it. Hey, tell me, this is
What kind of situation is it?”
Li Qiye looked at him coldly and said, "Aren't you very smart? Since you have seen it all, you should know it yourself."
"Well, well." The bald young man couldn't help but rub his hands, glanced at Li Qiye, his eyes were strange, and he said with a smile: "Old man, please don't be angry."
"Then shut up." Li Qiye said coldly.
"Hey, hey, if it weren't for the age difference." The bald young man didn't mean to shut up. He looked at Li Qiye maliciously and said with a smile: "Otherwise, it would make me wonder if you did it.
Something..."
Li Qiye's eyes suddenly brightened up. He looked at the bald young man and said, "What happened?"
The bald young man swallowed his saliva, and then said: "For example, what are some things that you like to hear and see? Don't think I don't know, old man, when you were young, you were the best..."
"Which bite?" When Li Qiye glanced over, the bald young man couldn't help but shrink his neck.
However, this bald young man is very courageous, and he said with a smile: "For example, forcing others to make things difficult, making things harder, no, making things even harder, and things like that..."
"I think your skin is itchy." Li Qiye's gaze could kill an immortal.
However, this bald young man is very stubborn. He couldn't help but smile and said: "Old man, why can't others tell you what you dare to do? You are a bastard anyway. Such a thing will not matter to you."
It's a piece of cake, as the saying goes, if you have too many lice, you won't be itchy, if you have too many debts, you won't have to worry. In your bastard's life, this kind of thing is not even the slightest itchiness."
Li Qiye looked at him coldly and said, "What next?"
"Hey, there's no afterthought." The bald young man said with a smile: "If there is to be an afterthought, then if it's my family, then I'll tell them that the old man is coming to kill you.
.”
With a "pop" sound, Li Qiye slapped the bald young man on the head and said, "Do you want me to give you a good beating?"
"Hey, hey, hey, old man, even a clay figure is still angry. Don't hit me all the time." The bald young man jumped up, geared up, and said fiercely: "Then don't talk about me.
If you don’t respect the old and love the young, I’ll take care of you.”
Li Qiye looked at the young man slowly, even waved to him, and said leisurely: "Just in time, let me see how much you, a mortal, can do after being in the opposite direction for so long, don't embarrass me.
.”
"Believe it or not, I can get through all this in one go." The bald young man stood up, looking very majestic.
Li Qiye smiled, nodded seriously, and said: "How can you punch through all this? It's like poking a hole in the window paper, what's there to be proud of? That's just a trick of a three-year-old child."
"Bah, bah, bah, you said it so easily, what a trick of a three-year-old child." The bald young man was unconvinced and said: "My Taoist heart is unparalleled. One reflex can penetrate everything in the world. From ancient times, on theory,
Invincible, no one else but me, I am the number one in all eternity——"
"Really?" Li Qiye glanced at the young man slowly.
Looking at Li Qiye with eyes like this, the bald young man couldn't help but feel frightened. He said with a dry smile: "Hey, hey, hey, you are first, you are first, I am second, I am second, how about it?"
?”
"Second?" Li Qiye looked the bald young man up and down, shook his head gently, and said: "You may not be able to get to the top five."
"Bah -" Being looked down upon by Li Qiye, the bald young man was immediately unconvinced and said: "How can I be in the top five? My Taoist heart is so strong that I can hold on to one side. If I turn around, I will completely turn the other way. And
How many people can do it? You are the only one, and God is the thief, are there any others? No more, I am third."
With a "pop" sound, Li Qiye slapped his bald head and said: "You are so lazy every day, but you still have a face, which is not bad at all. Don't brag here."
"There is no such thing, how can it be so outrageous." The bald young man was unconvinced and cried out, "Even if I am not a face, just half a face, what about it? Even if it is half a face, then I can do it directly
It’s against the whole world, so there’s nothing wrong with it.”
"It's not your turn to be ranked third." Li Qiye said calmly.
"Huh, who else could it be? Let me tell you." The bald young man said, not very convinced.
"Oh my god, the three spirits have become one, and the nine characters have become one." Li Qiye broke his fingers for him and said calmly: "Let the selfless An Ran also become one. As for the power of mother, you
It's even worse, so if you combine yourself, where can you rank?"
"I finally made it to the top ten." The bald young man couldn't help but grimace and muttered: "Besides, the few in front are not human beings, so of course they don't count. You might as well count the living ones.
One calculation, for example, it’s sunken, it’s hidden immortal, it’s giant octopus, and it’s dusk.”
"Dusk is a dead person." Li Qiye said lightly.
"Didn't you reincarnate someone? You must be able to survive, right?" The bald young man couldn't help but be surprised.
"You can definitely survive." Li Qiye said calmly.
The bald young man immediately said: "That's right. Of course we have to compare with living people. Others are not human beings. What are we comparing to? Three Spirits, Nine Characters, and the Power of the Mother. These are not human beings. Even God is not human."
What's the comparison? At most, it can only be compared with the selfless An Ran. At the front, you and the thief God are in the same bracket. An Ran, Yin Xian, Big Octopus, plus me... are in the same bracket again, how about it?
"
At this point, the bald young man felt something was wrong again, shook his head and said: "I don't think so, I'll give it a try, maybe I can also jerk off the big octopus."
"Then go try it." Li Qiye glanced at him.
"Hey, forget it, forget it." The bald young man shrank his neck and said with a smile: "My mother taught me that I am a good boy. I keep my hands and mouth quiet, and I don't fight with others. I just listen to my mother's words.
.”
"Just you?" Li Qiye glanced at him coldly and said lightly: "There is another fact that you don't know."
"What fact?" The bald young man couldn't help but be startled.
"God, it's a human being." Li Qiye said calmly.
The bald young man jumped up and said in a voiceless voice: "This is impossible -"
"Why is it impossible?" Li Qiye said lightly.
The bald young man scratched his head and said: "If you want me to perceive and deduce from the opposite side, who is the thief? He is not a human at all. He should be the kind of cause and effect, laws, reincarnation and so on.
source……"
With a "pop" sound, Li Qiye slapped the bald young man on the head and said, "I'm right, right? With your little ability, you still claim to be the opposite, but you're still far from it. If you say
If your mind can turn the whole opposite, your perception will no longer think so."
"Real or false?" After hearing what Li Qiye said, the bald young man no longer thought so.
"Otherwise?" Li Qiye looked at him coldly and said.
"Old man, don't fool me. I wasn't born, so I was in the opposite sex. Hey, you didn't stay as long as I did." The bald young man was a little unconvinced.
"It's useless for a long time, Tao Xin, you are still young." Li Qiye said coldly: "Can a tortoise become a real dragon by soaking in water all day long?"
"Don't say it so harshly, okay?" The bald young man was unhappy.
"You're already polite enough for a lazy guy like you." Li Qiye said coldly.
"Hey, you can't say that. I am a Taoist heart. I am just a Taoist heart. It's not like you who insist on doing everything in the world." The bald young man said unconvinced: "I am a good boy. I just stay at home. That's fine."