On TV, every time I see a skydiving program, I can't help but feel that those guys are so idle. Otherwise, how could they be so boring that they would line up in a pattern of "S" and "13" in the next moment, and feel like they are showing off their skills?
Are you capable of holding on and holding on until it falls to the ground? In the end, the performance does not last more than 30 seconds, so you have to let go and open the umbrella. It is shorter than xxoo's sex time, and it is extremely boring.
But only when you actually start jumping will you understand that every second in this environment gives your bladder a great experience. For beginners, being scared to pee is a real physiological reaction, let alone
When fighting in this environment, just taking your hands off the handle of the parachute bag requires great courage.
"Listen up, I'll handle the rest by myself. All you need to do is stay focused, don't scatter, don't fall to death. If anyone comes close to you, beat them to death, don't worry about the rest, we're on the ground
"Gather..." Before Thirteen could finish speaking, a black shadow flashed over everyone's heads. Thirteen was grabbed by the shoulder by the shadow and torn away from the team. In an instant, they were separated by more than 0 meters.
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What is that? Is it a monster? Is it a rocket? Is it Superman? No, that's a birdman!
Thirteen drew out the white deer and stabbed upwards, but when he drew the sword, the birdman had already let go of his shoulder and was flying.
"Hahahaha! Are you dumbfounded? I can fly! I can fly!" Lu Renjia shouted with a wild laugh. His hands spread out a pair of black wings, and his feet were equipped with metal claws.
, just like a bird-man, "You must have remembered me now, right? Yes, I am Lu Renjia, known as the little prince of the air. My best skill is gliding and flying!"
God blessed me this time and allowed you to come to the field that I am best at. This time I will let you taste the bitter pill of being eliminated at the beginning of the preliminary round."
"Gliding...can't you learn something less disgusting?" Thirteen put the knife in front of his chest. Falling in the air at high speed, the uneven size of the front and rear backpacks made it extremely difficult for him to maintain balance.
Not to mention launching an attack.
Thirteen said he would not spare his body, but he did not dare to relax for a moment, because in addition to the circling and playing with this damn passerby, there were investigators around him who were adjusting their bodies to approach, and they were looking at him eagerly, clearly wanting to come in for a second wave.
"On the ground, you are very fast. You are the fastest man I have ever seen swinging a knife, but in the air, can you still be as fast?" Lu Renjia said as he dived and whizzed past. There was no point of support.
, Thirteen tried his best to turn his body, making his body parallel to the ground, and slashed horizontally clockwise, but the attack was launched from bottom to top, causing Feng to speed up the cutting speed of the blade in his hand.
Although Thirteen was adapting to the environment quickly, he was obviously still a little slow. The sharp claws on Lu Renjia's feet grabbed Thirteen's right arm, leaving clear blood marks on it, and blood beads splashed in the air.
Quite a few.
"Is it fun? Ya De still wants to kill me, can you do it? Come and try?" Lu Renjia flew around Thirteen proudly.
"Want to play bigger?" Thirteen adjusted the angle of his body and reached out to grab the backpack on his chest. Suddenly, Thirteen untied the backpack bag of supplies on his chest and threw the things into the air.
Among them, Lu Renjia, like a pigeon seeing corn kernels, instinctively pounced on it and threw it on the backpack.
But within 10 seconds, a rope pulled Thirteen under the backpack and suddenly appeared in front of Lu Renjia.
"Are you dumbfounded? I know how to do it! You like eating, don't you? I want you to try the feeling of being eaten. Thirteen quickly tied Lu Renjia and the backpack together, just like making a Ferrero Rocher chocolate
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"What do you want to do?!" Lu Renjia yelled.
"Don't you like my supplies? I'll give them all to you!" Thirteen smiled, raised his knife, and opened a hole in the backpack full of supplies. Countless energy that tasted so bad that it tasted so bad that it tasted so sweet that it was cloying.
Rods leaked out like rain.
Thirteen casually grabbed a lollipop and stuffed it into his mouth, landed on Lu Renjia's body and flew away from the source of all evil.
Before Lu Renjia could react, dozens of investigators from around him rushed towards him like arrows.
"Fuck! Don't even grab it! This is mine!"
"Don't slap me in the face?! I mean don't slap me in the face!"
What Thirteen gave up included attracting more and more investigators like a snowball. They were frantically grabbing supplies, but most of them scattered with the wind. On the contrary, because they attracted too many investigators, they gathered together.
As a result, they began to snatch each other's share.
As a result, half of the guys who participated in this robbery were disqualified from continuing to compete before landing. The worst thing was Lu Renjia at the center. He still couldn't escape the fate of being eliminated first when he met Thirteen. This
Not only was he eliminated this time, he was also punched so hard that he suffered multiple fractures all over his body and the bridge of his nose was flattened.
Looking at the noisy sky, after taking off the shackles on his chest, he suddenly felt the tranquility far away from the hustle and bustle. Shisan looked at his teammates who had turned into the size of mung beans. He held a lollipop in his mouth and switched to understand the team voice mode.
, "Everyone, according to the current situation, our landing locations will be about 3.5 kilometers apart. The candy in my mouth will melt away in 5 minutes, and then I can still hold on for 10 minutes. If you can't do it at 15
Arrive at the place where I landed within minutes. Please format my computer hard drive before sorting out my belongings. If Mom sees it, I will never be able to rest in peace."
Thirteen will never tell everyone that his computer is filled with love action movies about humans and animals...
"15 minutes, mountainous terrain, 3.5 kilometers of cross-country running, and ignoring possible attacks from other players...are you talking human language?" The data analysis in Jing Xiaoxiao's mind only gave a "bullshit" answer.
"This is a task that must be completed. I will use my life as a bet to believe in you. Do it for me to prove that I chose you right!" Thirteen hung up the phone after saying that. He had already reached the height of opening the umbrella.
The parachute bag was opened only 0 meters above the ground, which was a full 100 meters shorter than the safe parachute opening distance. Thirteen wanted to land closer to the team, so that the chance of survival would be greater.
A cold air flow like a demonic wind blew from low altitude in the forest at night. Thirteen was shaken wildly and fell into a leafy forest. The thick trunks were like sticks and the small branches were like whips.
He beat Thirteen's thin body mercilessly. When he fell out of the tree trunk, his body was covered with wounds and bloodstains. He was hanging in the air 3 meters above the ground like a hanged ghost. Fortunately, the parachute rope
It didn't wrap around his neck, otherwise it would be really annoying.
"I'm not going to play with him anymore... skydiving..." Thirteen was so weak that he couldn't cut the straps on his shoulders. He could just hang in the air like dried bacon. At least the gravity was tightened.
The arteries in the arms and legs can effectively relieve blood loss in the body and help preserve one's physical strength.
The next part will be left to Thirteen's unlucky friends. This is the first task given by Thirteen. If they can't complete it, Thirteen will be able to successfully receive the pension and be buried together with the Twelve Brothers.
In the tomb, mother, how noisy would it be?
Closing your eyes and entering a dormant state, slowing down your breathing and heartbeat are all effective ways to accumulate energy. Only at this moment can you truly feel the beauty of the primeval forest.
The gurgling stream washed over the mossy pebbles, and two small crabs were having sex; in the sparse grass, nocturnal rodents were pressing me, and I was pressing you; the tall ones were having sex.
On the tree trunk, the mother bird finally waited for the father bird who had returned from hunting. After a while of chirping, the father bird mounted on the mother bird and said, "Hey! Hey!"
Hey, hey, why do all the animals only have sex at night? Can't they do something else?!
Just when they couldn't bear it anymore, a group of elk brothers with antlers jumped out from behind the rocks. They looked at the intruder Thirteen like the masters of the forest, and told Thirteen with their firm eyes that he was in the wrong place.
Yes, it finally smelled like a forest... But on that rock, Lu Da rode on Lu Er's back and had sex in front of Thirteen.
The roars of the two stags intertwined into a scream that made people want to die in the night. The thirteen deer felt that they should not watch so many movies about humans and animals. The scene in front of them was retribution, right?
"Can't you guys just let me hang here quietly for a while?" Thirteen cursed without tears.
Suddenly, all the animals that were still busy mating dispersed in a hurry, and even the pair of deer brothers whose blood was thicker than water separated and fled around. At this time, Thirteen suddenly began to miss the environment where all the animals were together.
At least none of those animals want to x themselves.
At this moment, from behind the rock not far away, a combination of an old man and a young man came over. The old man was about 70 years old and had a cane on his back. The guy standing next to him was about 20 years old, holding a long silver gun in his hand.
Stick. They are investigators who parachuted with Thirteen. If Thirteen remembers correctly, they are a super small team of two people and their name is "Grandfather-grandson love".
This is not a combination of plagiarizing movies on a whim. They are originally a pair of grandparents. The grandfather is a human level 8 investigator, and the grandson is also a human level 4 investigator. Grandpa has always loved his grandson, no matter where he goes.
He takes his grandson with him everywhere to help him grow and become stronger. This is how the love between grandson and grandson comes from.
"Grandpa, look what we found?" the grandson said with a grin, "Thirteen, the strongest temporary worker of the two-time Grand Training Champion."
"Grandson, his supplies have been scattered in the air. He has no attack value anymore. How about we collect the scattered supplies." Grandpa advised, holding up his cane.
"I know Grandpa, but it's so rare that I bumped into such a sexy Thirteen. Why don't you let me fuck him? My silver stick is already so thirsty." The grandson licked the tip of the stick with a fierce look in his eyes.
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"Okay, it's all up to you, but move quickly, lest his team members come and stab him." Grandpa sighed and compromised.