Chapter 127 Collusion between officials and businessmen
At 11:50 on the night of the third day of the Lunar New Year, Shisan lit a bonfire in a small forest 2 kilometers away from the hidden cave. He sat in front of the dancing firelight, leaning against the tree trunks and looking up at the night sky through the shadows of the trees.
Once upon a time, there were such beautiful stars in the imperial capital, but now there is only a sky as black as a black hole, reflecting the neon on the ground like a curtain, becoming chaotic like the colors of life.
Sometimes we can't help but ask, exchange the night sky for neon lights, exchange innocence for prosperity? Is it worth it, or not? Such a profound question, Thirteen can't help but want to grill two large kidneys, add more chili, cumin and a little chopped green onion.
, a bottle of beer, with ice.
Unfortunately, there is no barbecue stall that is the main cause of the smog here. There are high-quality silly game animals busy mating all around, but none of them can be eaten. The only thing that can be used as food is the kettle in your hand and the liquid in it.
Mixed with Linxi's liquid. Although it has been diluted many times, it still has a sweet taste, which can prevent Thirteen from dying in this ten-thousand-year-old forest.
Just as time passed by and Thirteen looked up at the sky meaninglessly, a clanging sound came from the dark forest. The unabashedly powerful spiritual power made everyone around him feel scared.
Many animals were frightened and ran away, including the pair of gay deer brothers who were riding around Thirteen again.
"Please, please be gentle, okay? You scared my friend." Thirteen smiled leisurely, without any fear of being discovered, as if he was waiting for an old friend.
"Why are you so confident that I will come to you?" A faint light in the darkness turned from dim to bright, then dimmed again. It turned out to be Old Gecko, the emcee of the preliminary competition, walking over from a distance.
"Looking at this competition area, apart from me, is there anyone else who still has the strength and the courage to challenge the Gay Alliance? Congratulations, there are still ten minutes left before the minimum required time for my plan to be implemented. If
If you come to me after 12 o'clock, even if you kowtow to me, I will not agree to help." The chat of smart people is that you don't have to care about the coherence of the language at all, you can jump around casually, and the topic will still stay on the main point.
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"The director said that you are as lustful as a wolf, cunning as a fox, mean as a rat, ferocious as a leopard, but only as smart as a monster." Old Gecko walked to Thirteen's side and sat down with words he didn't know whether to praise or curse.
He took out a military flask from his arms, filled it with fine whiskey, took a sip himself, and handed it to Thirteen beside him.
"Do you want to trick me? This is still during the competition. If you drink something like this, you will be kicked out." Thirteen likes fishing and enforcing the law, but he doesn't like being a fish in it.
"Don't worry, do you think the Bureau of Underworld Affairs would want to keep footage of the private transactions between the organizer and the contestants? The cameras and audio receiving devices around here, including the Beidou satellite overhead, have all been blocked. As long as I give you
Yes, it's all within the rules." Old Gecko still handed the wine bottle.
"Thank you." Thirteen took the flask and poured it down his throat. These days, Thirteen has been drinking Lin Xi's juice, although this stuff is considered by Thirteen
It's a sweet delicacy, but no matter how delicious it is, he can't bear to drink it every day. He has long been looking forward to using other flavors to open his esophagus.
"Ah! It feels so good!" Thirteen's face immediately turned red, and his whole body became warm.
"To make a long story short, the higher-ups are very dissatisfied with the attacking and receiving alliances that have appeared in the competition area now. Not only have they seriously undermined the purpose of the military training, but improper handling may also have a very bad impact on future military training. This is not a sin.
This is a major training for the game, and disobedient players should be punished." Old Gecko took the empty wine bottle, and towards Thirteen, he was no longer as arrogant as he was on the plane. Everything Thirteen has done these days
It's all in his eyes. I have to admit that this kid is indeed a character.
"Okay, you have to give some kind of reward when you find someone to do things, right? For example, money or beautiful women. By the way, my car is gone. Do you have any extra Lamborghinis in the organization? Just give me one. I don't want private rights, just
Just give me a 30-year right to use it." Shisan regained his shameless expression.
"Of course you have to pay, isn't this it?" Old Gecko shook the empty wine bottle in his hand even more shamelessly.
"Damn it, you've made it clear that you're cheating on me, right?" Thirteen automatically switched to battle mode.
"Take your magic power away. You don't want to fight me unless you have a headache. Also, joking aside, you should understand that even if I don't look for you, you can't escape the showdown with the gay alliance. If you delay
If you try again in the finals, you will have no chance.
Don't say that I don't take care of you. The greatest authority given to me by the superiors is to do you a small favor within the scope allowed by the rules. Stop bargaining with me..."
Old Gecko thought that Thirteen would continue to chatter for a while, but unexpectedly, Thirteen hugged his shoulders and said, "It's a deal, my Mr. Dongfeng."
Thirteen had obviously planned everything, and he had explained everything to Old Gecko. Using a team of only four people to dismantle an alliance of a hundred people was like Thirteen gathering a group of temporary workers to win the grand military training crown.
of difficulty.
However, after Old Gecko listened to Thirteen's plan, he had already made up his mind to never make an enemy of this guy. He was simply a devil who could see through the entire nature of his enemy.
After a period of collusion between officials and businessmen, the bonfire was extinguished. The third day of the Lunar New Year has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, and the fourth day of the Lunar New Year has arrived. When everyone else was still sleeping, Thirteen came to the cave and greeted his girls who were destined to be together.
Next to me, it barked twice and once again played an incomparable role, turning into a coffee table, and its tail turned into a lighting lamp.
Shisan didn't wait for his teammates to fully wake up, and opened a topographic map of the forest competition area. This was captured and mapped by two dogs with a high-definition camera during the fall = three-dimensional area. It can be said to be the most detailed map strategy. This is exactly what it is.
, they found this excellent cave as a hiding place.
"Listen up everyone, the decisive battle is tonight. We only have one chance to destroy the Gay Alliance. If we fail, our military training will stop here."
"Just tell me, what do you want to do?" Jing Xiaoxiao yawned.
"I want you to sneak attack the camp of the Gay Alliance, and I want you to burn their supplies. I want the alliance that thinks they are powerful to see how stupid they are, and I want to see how they look when they see their capital being destroyed."
Thirteen's cold words woke up all three girls.
"Are you serious? Do you know where their camp is?" Lin Xi said contemptuously.
"I really couldn't know before today, but tonight's location is right here!" Thirteen smiled and picked up the red pen and drew a cross in a forest area in the center of the map, "Don't ask me, I will do it myself
To explain, if you look at this map carefully, you will find that although the forest is large, the location delineated as the competition area is a circle.
The end point of the last day will be announced 2 hours before the end. For 2 hours, for a competition area with a radius of 30 kilometers, the victory will be somewhat luck-based.
However, the Gay Alliance must not gamble on luck, because he cannot afford to lose. He must use the most scientific method to reduce the chance of victory and make victory inevitable.
Therefore, only by concentrating on the dots can we effectively radiate to the entire competition area."
"But my benefactor, even if he knew that their camp was at Yuandian, could we really kill them with just a few of us?" Just thinking about it made Tong tremble with fear, and he really wanted to commit suicide.
"So I told you to do this. And I will create opportunities for you to sneak attacks. In fact, when I knew about the Gay Alliance, I discovered their two most fatal loopholes:
1. They gain temporary dominance over their allies by centrally managing their allies' supplies, forcing their allies to take orders from the boss.
2. In order to ensure the loyalty of the alliance, they had to make unrealistic regulations, such as never giving up any ally.
But this is war, and even I cannot guarantee that I will lead each of you through it smoothly. War without sacrifice will only appear in the sand in kindergarten; and in George W. Bush’s speech describing the Iraq War.
Not being able to give up any of them means that they have no flexible room for operation. If they give up any of them, the boss will violate the original intention of creating an offensive and defensive alliance, and will be questioned by the team.
Therefore, as long as we have the dwarf we are carrying, I can easily summon the guys from the Gay Alliance and perform a good show for you to lure the tiger away from the mountain." Thirteen said with a cold smile.
"Will they believe it? Isn't this strategy too obvious?" Lin Xi questioned.
"Of course they will believe it, because it is not any of us who sent them the letter, but will be informed through official means. To put it bluntly, the actions of the Gay Alliance have risen to the level of outrage among humans and gods. There will be a day for people to be despicable.
Come on, we are just playing the role of Tian's thugs here." Thirteen said, picking up the pen and drawing a circle on the map, "In order to effectively attract them there, I will give you enough time to take action.
I will set up an ambush circle in this area. When they arrive, even if they want to go back for reinforcements, it will take at least 30 minutes. Of course, the best situation for the plan is to make those guys unaware that their lair has been abducted.
, this is the best result.”
"But, how many enemies will you face in this way?" Lin Xi asked a crucial question.
"Killing me is a very important thing. It is also the key to ensuring the boss's prestige. Of course, my name is also very scary. In order to prevent an ambush, it is common sense to dispatch superior troops. According to the 28-20 rule, 80 people should be dispatched."
Thirteen estimated.
"You want to do 80 of them by yourself?" Lin Xi shouted.
"Don't be so loud, okay? Although I once wanted to try this, but 80 seems to be very expensive. After all, I'm not a prostitute yet..." Thirteen said shyly.
"I'm not praising you! Do you know you are seeking death?!"
"Of course I know, so you must move quickly, before I am beaten to death..."