Chapter Fourteen Only Catch Ghosts and Never Back Down
Teito University of Bioengineering is a well-known college in the domestic medical field. More than 10% of the country's medical elites came from here, including the research and development of SARS virus vaccines, which all relied on the strong scientific research power of this school.
Their alumni are spread all over the world, and most of them are prosperous. The huge profits from the pharmaceutical industry have made their future great. These days, there are some good-looking and unrestrained actors, and those who are talented and have a lot of money are so good.
Sounds like, a poor boy who is a top academic student is admitted to Imperial College, and ordinary people looking for a job come to Imperial College.
Based on the country's huge population base and the permissive environment for the abuse of antibiotics, major pharmaceutical companies have as strong a demand for product R&D personnel as the wealthy have for their mistresses.
Many students from the Imperial University of Bioengineering have not yet graduated and have already been signed up by well-known pharmaceutical companies as reserve talents in their junior year. It is not uncommon here to go to university with a salary. The more terrifying talent competition has begun since the sophomore year.
There was smoke everywhere, and there were very few absentees in various subjects. It was normal for many sick students to come to class holding these drip bottles.
Everyone's notes were carefully written, they actively raised their hands to speak, were willing to help others, participated in voluntary blood donations every month, strived to be volunteers, served the society, and even fought to help an old lady cross the road.
They are not collectively infected with the Lei Feng virus, nor are they trying to select moral models. To be honest, they are just trying to get recommended quotas from professors in various disciplines.
Careful students have calculated that within a subject, professors can recommend an average of 436.5 senior students to participate in employment; recommend 137.3 junior students to become reserve talents for pharmaceutical companies; and only recommend 1 sophomore student to become a multinational pharmaceutical company.
The elite reserves of enterprises enjoy higher treatment than others. After graduation, most of them go abroad to work and can directly immigrate to work.
Therefore, there is a popular saying in Teito University of Bioengineering that "you eat meat in your sophomore year, drink soup in your junior year, and smell the aroma in your senior year."
Time waits for no one, race against time, express yourself, and work hard to impress the professor. This is a more important battle than studying.
In order to get the recommended quota in the hands of professors, students from various biology disciplines will act like crazy and show signs of flattery. If a professor goes to the toilet without any paper, if he asks the person next to him to borrow one, he can immediately stretch it out from under the partition.
More than a dozen hands came in, all carrying the highest-grade tissues and even silk handkerchiefs, all caring for the professor's anus as if it were their own face. However, the names of the owners were written on the palms of these hands, and some even had registration photos on the paper.
, so that the professor can remember his bravery.
It seems that they don't care at all, the professor will use their photos to wipe their butts, which is also an honor for these sycophants.
This is still for male professors, but for female professors, the aunt is simply a nightmare. Those flattering students will accurately calculate the menstrual cycle of every female professor. At this time, various little angels with wings will look like
Snow flakes usually fill up the drawers of female professors. On average, a female professor comes to visit and receives enough bread cubes to last her for two years.
For the sake of flattery, those who give money and gifts are even more commonplace. It is said that in the past, when professors opened their mailboxes every day, various shopping mall shopping cards with names would slide to the ground like waterfalls. They even collected test papers.
Every time, I can receive tens of thousands of red envelopes in the test paper.
Among all the bribes, there is one thing that has the most perfect lethality, and that is the temptation of young, beautiful and energetic women. At the Imperial University of Bioengineering, pretty girls will go to great lengths to bribe you.
I went to learn to dress myself up and never missed an opportunity to catch up with my old professor. When it came to speaking, even the girls from Northeast China had to hold in a Taiwanese accent and would not give up until their bones were melted.
The male students at the Bioengineering University affectionately call these female students "recommend bitches". In order to get quota, they even watch European and American AV movies as teaching videos. For a while, "heaven and earth" with good skills came to the school to recruit.
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What is called hatred among male students? Why are there so few female professors? Even if they are few, they can tolerate being ugly. Half of them are past menopause and are no longer interested in men. This group of young men has a feeling of "I will be here".
My heart yearns for the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch." The melancholy.
An ancient saying goes, if you often walk by the river, you will never get your feet wet; since your feet are wet, take a shower...
In this campus where materials and sex flow everywhere, how many upright old professors have fallen under the skirts of their granddaughters. All kinds of gossip news are constantly breaking out, such as "Old professor sleeps with school beauty!" "Old professor sleeps with twins"
School belle!" "The man who slept in the same dormitory as the old professor! Invented the ring gun game!"
For a time, the Imperial University of Bioengineering was regarded as the most popular college in the Imperial Capital, and it was simply more exciting and exciting than the modern version of "***".
Of course, the Imperial University of Bioengineering has a long history and is well established, but it has been thrown into chaos by these students and the hidden rules of pharmaceutical companies. Naturally, the higher-ups are not happy either, and a new president has been appointed to reorganize the school spirit, and batches of old professors have been dismissed.
He was arrested and subjected to legal sanctions, and gift-giving among students was also banned. Once it was discovered that the tutor was under investigation, the students were directly expelled. This can be called the most severe rectification campaign in the history of Emperor's students.
For a time, everything on campus was in panic, and people were panicked. The old professor ran out of paper in the toilet and would rather use his hands than borrow paper. The female professor wore black pants every day and did not ask for help if something leaked. She just thought it was good luck.
"Thirteen, I think it's time to report this case to the higher authorities." The red mini was driving on the way to the Imperial University of Bioengineering. Xiaoqiang lay in front of the driver's seat and said seriously to Thirteen, "Ghost possession and ghost tires
Breeding, the evil spirit's harm index is definitely over 100%, I don't even need to smell it to know that your body is full of dangerous smell."
"Today is the last day for returns. If we don't test our new partner, the things will become hard to return and we will lose money. We don't have a choice, understand?" Thirteen continued to open the tool box as if it didn't matter.
There are all kinds of certificate books in there, and the inventory is so rich that it would put anyone who issues fake certificates to shame.
"I don't understand, why are you so scared? According to the data, evil spirits who like to find people to possess will generally not exceed the 3-star level because they lack spiritual power and have to use this method to enhance their power. As long as it is 3-star
Among the following evil spirits, Thirteen's final record is a complete victory." Lin Xi was puzzled while driving. Regarding Thirteen's data, the princess had mentioned it repeatedly when she persuaded her.
"Girl, although you are beautiful, it does not mean that you have the privilege of being stupid. Let's talk about something that is not written in the textbook. Most of the evil spirits who know how to possess ghosts are extremely cunning and know how to hide their traces. Even if it's me.
It is difficult for such a qualified ghost pet discerner to identify them, let alone when the evil ghost deliberately hides...
It is a taboo for investigators to work under suspicion, and more than 60% of the investigators who died in the line of duty burped in this state." Xiaoqiang rarely showed such an expression to a beautiful woman.
"Quack..." The frog prince lying next to him expressed different opinions.
"Hey sister, you're talking like a human being!" Xiaoqiang said irritably.
Suddenly, the frog prince turned his head, rolled his tongue again, and sucked Xiaoqiang into his mouth.
"Help! I saw the bodies of my relatives again!" Xiaoqiang wailed in the Frog Prince's belly.
"Just have fun, don't really turn him into shit." Thirteen patted the frog prince's head gently, took out two work certificates from the Department of Health and Epidemic Prevention, and handed one of them to Lin Xi who was driving next to him.
,"for you."
Similarly, the name "Ma Xiaoyan" written on the certificate is a prank, but this time Lin Xi has no power to complain about Thirteen's vulgar taste. What she cares about is the danger that even Xiaoqiang is worried about.
"Is there really no other choice? It is written on the first page of the Underworld Bureau investigator's manual, 'Life is precious, act according to your ability'. If it is as dangerous as Xiaoqiang said, maybe we can choose other cases to go to
Yes, it's 8:30 in the morning, and we still have time to choose to handle other cases.
You've always said you care about the return date of that pair of shoes, but based on your relationship with store manager A Lei, it shouldn't be a life-threatening problem if you return it, right?" Lin Xi found numerous reasons for Thirteen to retreat.
"Girl, are you afraid of death?" Thirteen suddenly asked calmly.
"Afraid, are there people who are not afraid of death? I don't believe it, but there are many ways to die. Some die bravely, and some die stupidly. If you still do it knowing that you are not capable enough, you are stupid." Lin Xi said firmly.
"If you had understood this when you insisted on joining the job, you wouldn't have been in such trouble." Thirteen smiled sarcastically and stuffed a piece of chocolate into his mouth, "Stupid girl, let me not ask about the princess.
What's the deal with you, but the luxury of an escape route isn't something everyone can have.
I was born in a remote mountain village. My father is a butcher and my mother is the director of the Family Planning Commission. They both kill animals. According to numerology, they are immoral.
They were doomed to die alone and childless, but they did not believe in fate and insisted on getting married and having children, but none of their children lived past the age of 3.
They had a total of 12 brothers and sisters before me, all of whom died in infancy. It was not until they retired early due to physical and mental exhaustion and donated money to sponsor the construction of several temples that I was born. My mother was already 43 years old that year.
They were afraid that I would die, so they named me as an apprentice in a Taoist temple right after I was born. My father didn't even dare to let me take his last name, for fear of damaging my moral character, so they only gave me a ranked name - Thirteen.
The Taoist priest said that I was very talented and he opened my eyes to me when I was 2 years old. From then on, I saw a completely different world.
I was recognized as a weirdo in school, and no children wanted to play with me. The first time I exorcised a ghost was when I was 7 years old, because the damn failed ghost was always around me and kept saying, "You wrote it wrong."
You wrote it wrong'.
I was not good at reading, not very good at interacting with people, and I didn’t know how to do business. I lost my virginity in a 10-yuan leisure store. Before joining the Underworld Bureau, my life was a complete sex act. I even read
Lanxiang Technical School majored in walking tractors, and originally planned to return to my hometown to farm.
But when I discovered that I had the ability to end those evil ghosts, I realized that I was born to be a ghost hunter. I was born to do this. This is the only place where I am good at it and can get a sense of accomplishment.
Therefore, I will never back down from catching ghosts. No matter how dangerous it is, I must prove that I am the best."