The most painful thing in the world is not having the opportunity but not saying "I x you" to anyone, but being in the palace, knowing that there are three thousand beauties in the harem, the price is fair, and the skills are very good, but no one can touch it.
, because the title of "father-in-law" by others limits the display of his strength.
Faced with clearly priced services, Thirteen's salary card is like a eunuch, one that doesn't even have a penis left. The few RMB left in it is just enough to order two cheap beers in the bar of this luxury hotel.
.Would you like to ask Jing Xiaoxiao to borrow some money? How should you ask?
Hello, my name is Thirteen. I want to experience the exotic Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire to distinguish the difference in domestic and international strength. After I return to China, I can educate domestic workers on how to catch up with the level of the International Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire and provide entertainment for the motherland.
Does it contribute to the vigorous development of your career?
Thirteen then remembered that Lin Xi and others were already equipped with pistols. If they really got into trouble with these beginners, they might aim at his head but blow out his balls...
As a result, Thirteen's evil exotic experience plan was abandoned. But if you can't eat it, you won't die if you look at it, right? Thirteen suddenly remembered the intimate photos of xx Yihe lovers on the private beach that he had downloaded, and wanted to come to Hao
We dare to be so shameless on the beach during the day. So at this night when the moon is beautiful and the cat is in love, maybe something good will happen? Maybe I am playing Dafa and want to try more p.
Thirteen is considered a pick.
Thinking like this, Thirteen couldn't help but feel a little excited! So he put on beach clothes, walked out of the hotel in a hurry, and came to the private beach at the back.
The beach at night is no longer as restless as it was during the day, and the sea breeze becomes clear and gentle. The clear sound of waves crashes against the coast. Hermit crabs are washed ashore by the waves, and then are swept into the sea, and washed ashore again.
It's like going to work, it's so boring.
The long coastline reflects the bright moon in the sky. It seems that it is the most shameless voyeur under the night. It always appears on time every night and watches the people on the ground doing some shameful things.
But tonight is quite disappointing. Obviously Hao likes to be more relaxed during the day without being ashamed, but I don’t know where they went to play at night? There are only a few old men and women on the beach enjoying the afterglow of the happiness of life. Thirteen is not yet
It's so heavy-handed. Looking left and right, there is a cut off by a reef next to the private beach. There should be a secluded place behind it, isn't it?
Thirteen's actions were faster than his thoughts. He rushed to the reef in three steps and climbed directly over. Not to mention, it was really secluded here. The reef was surrounded on three sides by a small piece of fine sandy beach.
It's so secluded that there aren't even hairs on it, let alone people?
"Alas, is God going to kill my dream of 'encountering a foreign country in my life'?" Thirteen had no idea how long it would be until I missed tonight and how long it would take to see the moon in a foreign country next time.
Sitting on a secluded beach, letting the sea water harass my feet, I felt as cold as my feet.
Suddenly, Poseidon, the god of the sea, seemed to have sent a gift?! Just when Shisan was in a daze, a wave came and hit a red bikini bust next to Shisan. As a pervert, the essence of picking up
At first glance, it is actually a size of 34c, from which we can judge that the owner is a slender girl with a well-proportioned figure.
The flamboyant red color shows that her heart is as fierce as fire, and the feel of silk shows that she has high requirements for quality and is also the daughter of a wealthy family. Furthermore, the unlined design shows that she likes to be straightforward, treat others sincerely, and never deceive...
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If Thirteen had been given a little more time, he would have been able to deduce the owner's home address from a bra.
"Friend, can you give me my things back?"
She stood in the sea like a siren in Greek mythology, letting the waves go in and out between her legs. Her well-proportioned figure was shaped into a circle of light in the moonlight, with two lumps on her chest.
The firm white flesh is topped with two delicate red cherries, and the long burgundy slightly curly hair is spread wetly behind her.
She looked at Thirteen with one hand on her hip, only a T-string pants covering her lower body, and the fabric of her upper body was held in Thirteen's hands. She looked at her half-heartedly, but there was no trace of shyness written on her delicate face.
It's just that the moonlight was so beautiful and hazy that Thirteen was completely stunned. The girl in front of her had Fan Bingbing's chin, Li Bingbing's small face, Zhao Wei's eyes, and Dong Jie's nose... She was simply a collection of stars from all walks of life.
"Hey, can you understand what I'm saying? Are you Japanese?" the girl asked in standard Chinese.
"Are you laughing at me for being short? I'm so short that you think I'm from a stunted race?" Thirteen finally regained his composure and took the initiative to hand over the bra, "My accent is Chinese."
people?"
"Your way of striking up a conversation is too old-fashioned, isn't it? Are you here for a trip?" The girl sat next to Shisan and retied the red bikini that had been washed away by the sea. When the cherry was covered, Shisan
San Wubu showed a frustrated expression.
"No, I have something to do. I am on a business trip. Even though I am so young, I am actually a civil servant and a powerful figure in the country." The first rule of thumb for picking up girls: brag to death.
"Oh? Really?" The girl remained as indifferent as ever.
"Actually, to tell you the truth, in addition to holding an important position, I am also an invisible businessman. I have invested in real estate in 56 regions around the world. Even I don't know the exact amount of money. I came here this time in a private car.
I came by plane. Isn’t this the World Cup that’s about to be held? The President of Brazil asked me to come over and see if I can invest in some football-related projects, which is about 10 billion U.S. dollars, right?” Thirteen clearly only has 100 U.S. dollars in his account.
piece.
"Uncle, besides showing off your status and wealth, don't you have any other skills to pick up girls? Hasn't the current pick-up level in China improved?" The girl sighed and looked at Thirteen sideways, *** Those big eyes are so seductive.
.??esabe?" The girl spoke fluent Portuguese with her tongue dancing.
"What do you mean?" Thirteen is a man who can't even understand English.
"'Does your mother know that you are so lustful?' I am a local. My parents were born and raised in China. I immigrated here when I was young because of business. I am only 15 years old, so calling you uncle is not a big deal, right?" The girl
Flicking the water stains on her long hair.
"No, what do you call the girl?" Shisan liked the girl's straightforward character.
"You don't understand my Portuguese name. My Chinese name is Yun Xiaobao. Isn't it very tacky?" Yun'er asked.
"It's not tacky. It's much more upscale than me. My name is Thirteen." Thirteen and Yun'er now know each other.
"Speaking of which, why are you still swimming here alone so late? Aren't you afraid of meeting some weird people?" Thirteen Maosui introduced himself.
"Is there any uncle weirder than you? Let's be honest, my boyfriend is very powerful and no one here dares to bully me. However, my relationship broke down recently and I broke up with him, but I haven't straightened it out yet.
So I feel a little irritable, so I want to take a swim to relax and find a good man's broad shoulders to lean on. If I feel like it, I can also experience a one-night stand or something." When Yun'er said it later, her playful look made her heart flutter.
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"Isn't that what a good man is talking about me? Girl, come on! How do you want to do it? You know a lot of tricks!" Thirteen couldn't wait.
"You're so funny. By the way, you just ate my tofu for so long, so you should pay something, right? I don't want to sleep yet, how about buying me a drink?" Yun Xiaobao said and stood up.
"It's such an honor." Thirteen was thankful that there was still 100 yuan on the card. He took the girl he picked up from the sea and walked towards the hotel.
The bar of the "Palace" Hotel is famous in Rio de Janeiro. All kinds of football stars, Mr. "Erdo", used to party here and leave their DNA. They are all high-end clubs, and the queue at the door may often last several people.
I spent hours just to get in and have a quick look.
If he hadn't been staying in a high-end hotel suite, Thirteen would have been among the people queuing up. At this moment, he was holding Yun Xiaobao in bikini and just flashed his room card before being let go by a black bodyguard as wide as the door panel.
Go in.
Bars in foreign countries are indeed completely different from those in China, because all the foreign songs are played here...
This bar is called "Lohas". It was just renovated in 2013. More than 00,000 US dollars were invested to renovate the internal equipment. Crystal chandeliers cover the ceiling, and even the toilet handles in the bathroom are silver-plated.
The DJs here really come from 56 countries around the world, and they are all the most well-known figures. They change new areas every day and play the trendiest songs. Even famous singers such as Shakira and Rihanna have sung here.
You can imagine how famous Song and LOHAS is.
Thirteen took Yun Xiaobao and sat in front of the long bar. After taking over the water sign, Shi San was trembling with fear. It wasn’t because he couldn’t understand it. This water sign thoughtfully had Chinese logos. It was just that he saw the words on it.
The price tag makes me worried that I won’t even be able to afford a glass of wine.
Fortunately, just when he was about to lose hope, Shisan found the sign of a small bottle of Snow Beer at the end. After converting the exchange rate, he found that the RMB had just appreciated. Thanks to the country, 100 yuan was just enough to buy two small bottles of Snow Beer.
"Waiter, please bring two of these. I want the iced ones, don't fool me with the room temperature ones. Swipe your card." Shisan called the card coolly and handed it to the waiter. The guy looked at the drinks he ordered and looked at the girl next to Shisan.
, all showed expressions of contempt. The look in their eyes was like saying, "A stingy guy like you still goes out to pick up girls? Is he really blinding the good girls around him in vain?"