Dao Yichi is a traditional Chinese Taoist priest who survived the Battle of Berlin. He has been a member of the Taoist Tantric Sect for eighteen generations and specializes in the art of subjugating demons and exorcising demons. Legend has it that when he was young, he was instructed by the Supreme Lord in a dream.
transformation, so that he is destined to achieve extraordinary things. Unfortunately, in Wu Zhu's words, "The origin and destruction are all destiny, which cannot be violated, cannot be feared, and cannot be faked..."
Taoist Tantricism is destined to end in the hands of Dao Yichi. Although he has "continuous love for love" throughout his life, he is "unable to live alone". No matter how hard he tries, there will be no descendants left. Dao Yichi
I don’t know why Tian Tian arranged it like this. It is clear that Taoism and Tantra have a lifelong mission to eliminate demons, defend the Tao, and uphold integrity and ward off evil. Countless family members have lost their lives on this road of supporting justice, but God does not give them a chance to continue.
When he was young, Dao Yichi was angry and rebellious, and even thought about joining the devil and going against heaven. But he was finally awakened by his father before his death.
Before his death, his father wrote the word "Dan" in the palm of his only child, Dao Yichi. It took him many years to understand the meaning of the word "Dan". As a Taoist, he was indifferent to fame and wealth, and dealt with it indifferently.
In life, it is a blessing to be indifferent to destiny. Troubles and pains are all caused by asking for it. What Dao Yichi learned in Berlin is to be content with destiny and seize the present, because life may throw it at you no matter when and where.
people.
After returning to China, Dao Yichi was promoted to a heaven-level investigator, but he no longer cared about worldly affairs, had no interest in taking care of internal affairs, and was not interested in the office. He began to travel around the world and study Taoism. Another task was to meet various women.
Under the melon fields and plum trees, a romantic love story is written.
Dao Yichi is a passionate person, with an immortal demeanor and a charming personality. He has a unique skill in picking up girls from the age of 24 to 16. He has fallen in love countless times in his life and has had shameless stories with countless women.
, but no child has ever been born into this world.
Others say that he has been unrestrained and free-spirited throughout his life, but he is the only one who understands that he has no clue. Life is about falling in love over and over again, getting married, falling in love, divorcing, living in seclusion to adjust his mood, and then doing it again.
Shisan happened to be the one whom Dao Yichi met when he was living in seclusion in a little-known Taoist temple. His parents fearfully sent the infant Shisan to him. Dao Yichi had traveled to many countries and had never met him before.
I have never experienced a child like this. He actually has no spiritual barrier, which causes the spiritual energy to spread to all directions all the time. However, his small heart is extremely powerful and generates spiritual energy to sustain life at a speed that is unimaginable to ordinary people.
At the same time, he is also more hungry than ordinary children. He has to eat 18 times a day, each time with the amount of a 1-year-old child. Although he eats so much, his growth is not faster than that of children of the same age. On the contrary, he is smaller.
One thing. He even suffers from severe constipation. When feeding, he often does not know how to resize once every 30 days. As a result, his parents have no choice but to use various external Keselu to help him, but no matter how much he squeezes in,
He still didn't poop. It felt like his body had absorbed all the nutrients.
The doctor couldn't find the reason, and the mage couldn't see any signs of being possessed. The only words he gave to the two elders was, "You must be mentally prepared to have another child while you are young."
From Dao Yichi's point of view, he didn't want to die. The biological instinct made Shisan breathe harder, eat harder, and live harder than other children.
After listening to the story of the two elders, Dao Yichi felt an indescribable resonance with himself. They were also destined to have no offspring, but the two couples in front of him were much more miserable than himself, because they had already experienced 12 years of life.
The white-haired people sent the black-haired people to each other. This little thirteen was their last hope, and they were even willing to give their own lives in exchange for his survival.
Dao Yichi was moved by him and decided to accept him as his disciple. He told the two elders to take good care of the child and remember to feed him more sweets, which would reduce the frequency of feeding him. It didn't matter whether he pooped or not.
When he was 2 years old, Shisan's language enlightenment was late. He only learned to call "dad" and "mom" before he was sent to a Taoist temple. The third word Tao Yichi taught him was "***".
Dao Yichi was not a good teacher, and Shi San was never a good student. This pair of living treasures made the Taoist temple restless until they were driven away to school. Before going to school at the age of 6, Shi San repeated boiling water and cutting chops every day.
Firewood, buy a set of life.
Who knows how many mistresses he has? Why are these gorgeous women willing to have sex with what he calls an old dog in a Taoist temple? Why do they never bring a few condoms to put on them when they return the favor?
Every time at night, if the master said something, Thirteen would go down the mountain pitifully alone and go to a couple's daily necessities store 10 kilometers away to buy a condom for the old dog.
He has never considered how dangerous it is to let a 5 or 6 year old child go down the mountain alone, nor how embarrassing it is to ask a 5 or 6 year old child to buy a condom?
Especially since the damn old dog opened Thirteen’s eyes at the age of 2. Every time he goes down the mountain, he will pass by a cemetery. Occasionally, Thirteen will encounter scenes of zombies fucking zombies, all without mosaics! Imagine being in such an environment.
It’s amazing that Thirteen, who grew up under the age of 13, can become a good student with both good character and academic performance.
In this way, Shisan worked hard to survive until he entered elementary school, but the nightmare was not over. Whenever other children attended cram schools during the winter and summer vacations, he was dragged to the Taoist temple to learn various spells. When a first-grade elementary school student was still
When he memorized the multiplication table, he could already count the heavenly stems and earthly branches with his fingers. While other children were still learning elementary Chinese characters, he could already write spells in professional ancient characters.
Even with such training, Dao Yichi was still not satisfied. From time to time, he would find other friends to serve as assistants for Shisan, learn Western exorcism from foreigners, and learn Buddhism from old monks. He had a lot of messy experiences, but he never paid attention to them.
Is thirteen acceptable?
Shisan was so young at that time that he didn't understand why a little Taoist priest in a Taoist temple had so many weird friends from all over the world. He also didn't know how patient he was, and he wouldn't go crazy even if he read like this.
For practitioners, generally they dare not cross borders to learn other techniques at will, because each type of practice has its own unique way of using spiritual power. Over time, the body's own spiritual power will adapt to this method and produce
Sets. Learning other skills hastily may lead to problems with the output of spiritual power, which is often called obsession in the world.
But Thirteen does not have this problem at all. As long as he stops eating sweets for a little while, the spiritual power in his body will be empty, and there will be no spiritual power formula at all, so no matter how much he studies, there will be no signs of conflict.
By the end of the game, Dao Yichi had forgotten why he accepted Shi San as his disciple. He was just full of interest in such interesting children and could come up with new ways to play games every now and then to test Shi San's endurance.
As the saying goes, a hugged son doesn't hurt, and an aunt is not as good as a real mother. Thirteen was too young to understand the concept of suicide, and he himself didn't understand how he survived.
He struggled like this until he was 18 years old. After Shisan graduated from Lanxiang School and couldn't find a job, Shisan remembered that he had such an unreliable master. This bastard never seemed to be short of money and followed his master to fool around.
Probably not too often.
But Dao Yichi said, I'm sorry, learning Taoism does not include distribution, it is purely a hobby, and their fate is over. Shisan ran away and took out 1 ton of the master's pornographic photos that he had secretly taken since he was a child, and threatened to
After he got there, Master agreed to take him to the imperial capital to experience the great changes of the motherland's reform and opening up.
Just like that, Thirteen joined the Underworld Bureau and never saw his cheating master again. Thirteen probably knew that his master was a member of the Underworld Bureau, but he never dared to imagine that this was not shameful.
The shameful old dog could actually be a member of the Heavenly Rank Investigators. And he was the only disciple of Dao Yichi...
Although he is a master, Dao Yichi feels that he has not taught him any special skills. What he has learned is more common sense in Taoism and bad street skills. However, this kid is indeed gifted and can master these things.
Become a born paranormal investigator.
And Dao Yichi, who felt guilty, actually took out a treasure when Shi San won the military training final for the second time, and handed it into Shi San's hands as a prize. It was the unique Taoist Tantric method.
——Nijin Jue.
This is a mental method that few people practice within Taoist Tantric Buddhism. Its unique way of moving energy cannot be controlled by ordinary people. The whole set of mental methods has nine levels. According to the algorithm of Taoist Yi Chi, if thirteen is from 2 years old
Start practicing, and by the time you are 1 year old, you should be able to break through to the ninth level.
Although Shisan may not be able to exert all the power of Nijin Jue until his death, this set of exercises was a perfect prize for Shisan at that time.
Because the difference between investigators and temporary workers is not only the benefits, but also the fact that regular employees can purchase various skills that are not sold to the public in the official store. This is to serve some investigators who do not have masters, just like those with special abilities.
type of personnel.
The spiritual power mind method can help investigators effectively adjust the use of spiritual power, achieve physical strengthening, and learn the foundation required for more advanced techniques and physical skills. Thirteen is a temporary worker and has no chance to obtain such a thing, and Gong
The law is also a confidential document that will never appear in Black Eden or auction.
Thirteen If he had not obtained the Nijin Jue that year, he would probably not have the mental technique to strengthen his body to this day, or he might have died.
Wu Zhu once persuaded Dao Yichi, and today he couldn't help but persuade him again in this office, "How long will you two weird masters and disciples play hide and seek? Tell him your identity, maybe your relationship will be better
Better."
"Oh, I can't go back. This kid has been adding arsenic to my food every day since he learned how to make poison when he was 8 years old. Fortunately, I was smart and secretly put Viagra in his bowl, which made him already poisonous at the age of 8.
I’ve learned how to masturbate, hehehe.” Dao Yichi said with a bad smile.
"You two weirdos, don't you just want to watch the broadcast this time?" Wu Zhu sighed.
"Of course, I heard that the location you chose for this final is very strange. There is something buried there that I am very interested in. I came back to join in the fun." Dao Yichi suddenly became serious.