It doesn't matter if you step on my toes, steal my food as a way to lose weight, it's your destiny to flirt with my wife, my son will imitate me, I'm incompetent when I'm fired from my job, the only thing I can do is steal my money, what he does is light a lantern in the toilet, look for it
Shit!
For a top-notch miser like Thirteen who has engraved his name on every piece of gold with his consciousness, the damn demon dragon eating gold jewelry is eating his own heart. Auntie can bear it, but uncle can't bear it anymore!
Thirteen stepped on a large piece of gold and swooped out from behind the pillar, like a fighter plane flying close to the ground, rushing down the hillside.
"Little thief? You want to run away!" Emperor Qin immediately discovered this little thief who was teasing his dragon roots, and chased after him as if he was gliding on the golden mountain!
Thirteen jumped onto a golden shield and slid to the foot of the mountain like Qiao Feng in the new version of Tianlongbabu. The demonic dragon chasing behind him was more terrifying than an avalanche. The surging black body broke three branches in a row.
Stone pillars and large pieces of rubble hit the surrounding golden sea like meteor showers, creating waves of wealth.
Thirteen was extremely calm and played the role of his own fish. As soon as he reached the foot of the mountain, he skidded sideways and leaned against Jinshan before rushing upwards. His flexibility improved, but the demonic dragon couldn't stop the car at once, and its huge body roared.
With a crash, it crashed into the pile of gold in front of it, and its 50-meter-long body sank into it.
But before it could calm down for two seconds, there was a loud bang, and the Jinshan Mountain was exploded like explosives used to open the mountain. Countless gold and gems were thrown into the sky. The demonic dragon with claws and fangs crawled out from inside again and chased him head-on.
Go up. Thirteen has been chased by countless evil spirits in his life, but I believe that only the last one is the scariest.
Thirteen was not running around meaninglessly. The route he chose happened to pass by Yan Shen. Without saying a word, he stuffed a small gadget into his hand. It was not 0.03 mm ultra-thin, but a small
communication headsets.
Yan Shen quickly evacuated to the side and inserted the headphones into his cochlea. As a teammate, Tong also had a similar one in his ear.
"Listen you two, we only have 30 seconds! After 30 seconds, you can't do what I said. Please tell my mother not to bury me with twelve brothers and sisters. I really like it.
quiet."
"So much nonsense." Although Yan Shen was unhappy, he really couldn't help but obey Thirteen's command now, because he had no choice at all.
"My benefactor, tell me, I will help you bury this guy and the dragon later." Tong Ze was more obedient.
Thirteen is not easy. You can walk on your beloved gem without any nostalgia, and you must escape as quickly as possible.
And if these things are not careful, they will be swallowed into the stomach by the dragon's mouth that bites from behind. Shisan has always felt that he is weird for eating sweets all the time, but this damn magic dragon is actually bigger than himself.
Weird, just like the European and American version of love action movies, just swallow the gold!
"Don't run away, little thief! I'm going to eat your brains!" Qin Huang followed behind like Tom toying with Jerry.
"Do you still think you are a big wave of zombies? Let's see who among us can have the last laugh, idiot!" Thirteen received replies from Tong and Yanshen on his earphones. Thirteen climbed up towards the largest golden mountain in the middle of the tomb.
After rushing through a golden plain at high speed, Thirteen slid to a stop. When he was tired from running, he picked up a ruby and looked at it fascinatedly. ***This ruby was as big as a fist.
"Suffer death!" The laughing demonic dragon rushed forward, its mouth wide enough to swallow a locomotive in one mouthful, and the little man Shisan couldn't even fit it between his teeth.
However, this huge demonic dragon suddenly trampled the golden mountain under its feet. It turned out that the gold in front of Thirteen was only an inch, and it was lowered with a layer of ice. This ice layer could support Thirteen, but
It cannot support such a large magic dragon. This is of course Tong's masterpiece, and under the ice layer, the former gold coins and handicrafts were all dissolved into a pool of hot gold solution.
Even if the demonic dragon has the ability to fly into the sky and does not push his body, when it encounters this pool of hot heavy metal, it will be like an iron bull entering a sea of mud, constantly flopping but sinking.
"Thanks to my cheating director in Hollywood, the latest "Lord of the Rings Episode 2" not only showed me the magic of how a wizard can successfully pass the level with a broken sword without throwing away magic, but also showed me how a group of dwarfs can
The evil dragon that wiped out their entire clan was easily defeated.
Not to mention that the plot is too messy, this trick is really easy to use." Thirteen stood beside the large pool of gold solution, smiled and threw the ruby on the forehead of the demon dragon, "
But the group of dwarves made too many mistakes, and finally let the dragon escape.
If so, I will definitely play like this."
I saw Thirteen snap his fingers, a white-haired sword fell from the sky, and a blue-edged knife was inserted into the hot solution pool. With a snap, the entire pool of gold instantly cooled down and froze into a lump of pure gold.
There is even a layer of ice crystals attached to the surface.
"Dragons should be such a fool. The dwarf's IQ is indeed not good." Thirteen looked at the calm ice in front of him, with an extremely evil smile on his lips.
At this time, Yan Shen also walked out from behind the stone pillar on the side, and had to write "submit" to Thirteen's tactical arrangements.
The audience was dumbfounded after watching a dragon trap battle. They had never seen such a demon hunting gameplay before. It was so cool and explosive! It turns out that as long as the temporary workers are commanded properly, they can not only overthrow senior investigators but also become big bosses.
A champion in military training can even lead human-level investigators to kill demon-level monsters.
Although this Qin Huang Demon Jiao is just a body that Ying Zheng cultivated with the help of secret techniques. It contains a human soul at best and cannot be compared with a real demon. However, Qin Huang is definitely not something that a few children can tease.
The Lord, Dao Yichi who came over, had not relaxed at all, and Wuzhu and A Lei in the Underworld Bureau also looked at it with serious expressions.
"You ants, you actually treat your emperor like this. In my era, all your relatives and friends for eighteen generations will be cut into pieces in front of the city. And your souls will be used by my emperor to refine elixirs, and you will never be able to survive."
Reincarnation." The voice of Emperor Qin who was supposed to disappear from the world sounded again, spreading from every corner of the tomb.
"I am the most ancient emperor of the world. The place where the sun shines is the imperial land. Those who drink the water of rivers and lakes are my people. Why don't you kneel down before my emperor?" The demon dragon roared, and the result was
The lump of gold and the thick ice dust on the surface were exploded into countless tiny fragments. Suddenly, golden snowflakes rose in the sky, covering everything around them in gold. And the man who thought he was trapped and killed
The demonic dragon crawled out again. Facing Thirteen, thick black smoke spewed out of his nose.
Thirteen wanted to escape, but it was too late. The demonic dragon opened its mouth wide and spit out a long dragon fire, vaporizing everything it touched.
At this critical moment, the God of Fire appeared in front of Thirteen. His raised arm supported a heat barrier, blocking the flames. When the surrounding gold had melted, they still stood on the solid gold.
on bricks.
"Why save me? Don't you hate me very much?" In Shisan's memory, the person who should stand in front of him should be Tong. However, it is obvious that Tong is still a little inferior to Yan Shen in terms of strength.
Not as fast as this guy.
"I hate you, but I know who is my companion and who is my enemy. In the face of a powerful enemy, it is the benevolence of a hero to put aside personal grudges and kill demons!" Yan Shen felt a little uncomfortable, "You are more insidious than me.
Now I hand over the command to you, I will be your gun, use me to slay the dragon!"
"In that case, fight until it hurts! Tong!" Thirteen shouted, and Tong appeared behind the demon dragon like a ghost. The ice blade in his hand slashed through it, freezing its entire tail.
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The demonic dragon had no choice but to stop spitting fire and turned back to bite him.
The Flame God and Thirteen, who had relieved the crisis, pounced on the demonic dragon one on the left and the other on the right. The Flame God pulled one of its beards and forcibly pulled its head to the side, hit it on the golden mountain, and swooped down.
Thirteen jumped up on the dragon's mouth and stepped onto the dragon's spine. Thirteen took out the ghost kiss and directly connected the spirit-injecting hose to his chest. He took out two bottles of Lin Xi's supplies, drank one and drank the other.
The bottle hits the pit of my heart.
Thirteen's Nijinjue turned into red veins again, and entered directly into the second level. The Spirit Release Machine in his hand clicked twice, and jumped to the third-level Fire Release mode. The black blade with dazzling black flames was inserted into it at once.
In the back of this giant dragon, the indestructible scales also sank into the half-meter-long blade.
Emperor Qin screamed in pain, which was as uncomfortable as the pain caused by intermittent bone spur spasm caused by rheumatic bone disease, lumbar disc herniation and ankylosing spondylitis. Don’t expect to understand this description, because I don’t even know what I wrote.
Strange disease→_→
Thirteen stepped on the dragon's spine and rushed down, just like the master who killed eels in the market. It should have been a scene of disembowelment, but this guy could keep opening his mouth and swallowing gold, and the art of creation was restored instantly
With his wounds, no matter how much damage Shisan did, he could not really tear open this demon's body.
Both Yan Shen and Tong fought until they lost their strength and were thrown away by the demon dragon. The demon dragon bit back like a dog picking out lice on its back, biting towards Thirteen.
Using a knife to get stuck between the devil's teeth has become an essential skill for him to survive. But this time, the devil turned around and threw Thirteen like a hydrangea on a stone pillar not far away.
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Thirteen adjusted his body in mid-air and landed on the cylinder for a moment, but the impact still made him vomit a mouthful of blood, and a big pit was dented on the cylinder under his feet.
Before Shisan could react, the huge dragon tail struck like a whip, smashing Shisan and the stone pillar beneath him into powder with a bang.
In the dust, Thirteen vomited blood and rolled around. Even the hilt of Shi Lingji's sword was knocked off his hand. He rolled his eyes and almost fainted.