As the saying goes, "If you don't sleep with foreigners in your life, you will definitely be impotent in the next life..."
Counting the ladies who have spent money to find them, Thirteen has played with a lot of girls in the past few years. They have rich combat experience and knowledgeable postures, but they have not experienced the baptism of European and American styles. Although they always use large foreign caves, which is not in line with the national conditions of China.
It's a joke, but in fact the main reason is that foreign girls are really too expensive in nightclubs, and with Thirteen's small salary, there is no chance of kissing Xiangze.
In addition, Thirteen is worse at foreign languages than a junior high school student, and the best English he can speak when courting foreign girls is, "Bentai, haomaqi? Leike, faqsquid!" With this kind of skill, even the mentally retarded foreign girls can't even think of it.
Put to bed.
But I don’t understand the current situation at all. Thirteen’s English is bad and he can’t bear the foreign girls knowing Chinese. Thirteen has no money, but the foreign girls are afraid of ghosts.
Everything is exactly what he wants. Thirteen and even Liu Xiahui are about to get into trouble right now, right?
But to be honest, with the happiness right in front of him, he always felt that something was wrong. As the lyrics say, "Happiness comes so fast, like a tornado. I can't bear it and I have nowhere to hide."
Fortunately, foreign ladies are very particular and take a slightly longer bath time, which gives Thirteen the opportunity to sit quietly on the bedside and read a book to calm down. He opened the ancient book he took out from the wooden box. This book was made of sheepskin and had been
Nearly 200 years have passed and it is still intact. It has obviously undergone special treatment.
The characters above are all traditional ancient Taoist characters, and their complexity far exceeds the 26-letter English system. However, Shisan can understand such strange things, but he just can't understand English.
The ancient book records a battle between Zhang Tianshi and the Underworld Bureau. At that time, the Five Dou Rice Sect led by Zhang Tianshi was in full swing and became the confidant of the imperial court. Zhang Tianshi claimed to be the founder of Taoism, unloaded the magic weapon given by the Supreme Lord, became the lord of the world, and
He said, "The whole world is born of Tao, and it can only tolerate the cultivation of Tao."
As a result, he launched a war to annihilate the Underworld Bureau and the heretics among the people. It was a religious purge belonging to the Celestial Dynasty. For a time, corpses littered the fields, all living beings were devastated, and there was no other belief except Tao. The sun and the moon changed color, and the sky and the earth lost all light.
, the world needed a savior, and Taoist Tantra was born.
This is the first person to stand up and point out that Zhang Tianshi is a pseudo-Taoist who uses Taoism to do evil things, and everyone can punish him. Taoism is a sect of its own, and its founder is still a mystery to this day. The only thing everyone knows is that Taoism
The founder of Tantra was extremely powerful, and he upheld the principle of equality of all things and Tao following nature. At that time, countless other schools took refuge in Taoist Tantra, and even the Underworld Bureau of that era also formed an alliance with it.
It was a war that was like a genocide. Zhang Tianshi's Five Dou Rice God Sect suffered devastating blows all over the Celestial Empire. They rose too fast and collapsed too fast.
Zhang Tianshi saw that the situation was over and he could not escape the will of destruction in this world, so he committed suicide in Qingcheng Mountain. However, he accepted his fate and did not give up. Zhang Tianshi set up the altar and sacrificed 999 boys and 999 girls to practice the talisman, using the forbidden words in the "Zhengyi League Powerful Talisman Record"
Technique - "Eternal Life Song Jue", divide the body into ten pieces, disperse one's three souls and seven souls into these ten body fragments, and use the Sealing Tree Technique to be led by one's followers and go their separate ways.
, to avoid being pursued by the Taoist Tantra in the Underworld Bureau.
For many years, Zhang Tianshi has given his descendants the ancestral precepts to keep his body and soul for good health. After 30 years, he will wake up, rebuild the glorious age of Wu Dou Mi God Sect, and create a Taoist country!
The time happened to be this year, and the place of resurrection was chosen here. The cult was the descendant of the believers who escorted the head. Unfortunately, the head of their ancestor fell into the hands of Thirteen. He also had a good meal of yellow soup and almost had another meal.
Huang Shi, fortunately this old guy knows the current situation and recognizes Thirteen as his uncle. Otherwise, imagine if the disciples and grandsons of this old ghost Taoist saw their ancestors being so humiliated, why not commit suicide by swallowing feces?
"I didn't expect that Taoist Tantric Buddhism was so awesome before? But God is still going to kill him. It should be because Master has done too many immoral things, right?" When Thirteen closed the book, the bathroom door finally creaked open from the inside.
As a bath, it really took a little long, but when looking at the long white legs wrapped in black stockings sticking out from behind the door, Thirteen believed that she was willing to sit on the bed and wait another century for this.
If the atomic bomb is a human invention that destroys the earth, then stockings are a weapon that human beings use to kill their own rationality. No one has thought that this kind of slender fiber fabric will release a fatal temptation when it is held up by a woman's beautiful legs.
Food and sex were exactly the pool of self-exploitation that the ancients used when facing this kind of woman.
It’s not difficult to sit in your arms without getting messy at all. How can a beautiful blonde and blue-eyed beauty sit in your arms and act coquettishly in stockings without getting messy?
"After today, I will definitely become a male protagonist who loves the heroine wholeheartedly..." Thirteen said silently in his heart.
"Mr. Thirteen, I apologize for keeping you waiting for so long." Wearing golden high heels, only black stockings, transparent white lace pants and strapless underwear, the fairer skin below became
Faintly visible.
This girl must be possessed, otherwise how could she know that such a combination of black and white is the most wonderful color in the world?
"Don't watch too many palace dramas. In reality, concubines are the product of inbreeding and are so ugly that the emperor wants to be gay. You are more beautiful than them." Thirteen felt that he was a little incoherent.
"I thought you liked me speaking with such emphasis." Jing Chumei climbed onto Shisan's bed and sat astride his waist.
"To be honest, I still don't know why the plot is developing so smoothly. I can't believe it. If you want to throw a firecracker on my bed and walk away, I won't be surprised at all."
"What are you talking about? Would anyone run away at a time like this?" Jing Chumei took out a pair of silver handcuffs from behind and took the initiative to cuff her hands.
Then he took out the leather whip and beat his back wildly, until there were hideous blood marks on his white back.
"Girl, why do you have to do this to yourself?!" Thirteen was shocked. He had never seen such a scene before. I thought it was really high-end for foreigners to play!
"Leave me alone, I just like this kind of violent and bloody love. Mr. Thirteen, I really want to tell you that I fell deeply in love with you when I saw you killing the demon dragon. My pronunciation
Is it standard enough? I love you," Jing Chumei said, throwing the bloody whip under the bed.
"Girl, I'm a little scared of you like this. Can we do something more normal and traditional?" Shisan said timidly.
"No, I'm going to fuck you like this. In fact, when I hear the clicking sound when you use the spiritual release machine to draw out the blade, I will be extremely excited, and even have a peak. Come on, let me hear it with my own ears again
If you make that sound, I will lick your sword." Jing Chumei touched her body randomly.
"Is this it?" Shisan thought that he couldn't refuse a beautiful woman who was destined to ask to lick his sword, right? So he clicked out the fish intestine sword in the sword niche ghost from the bedside.
"Yes! That's it! My favorite edge!" Jing Chumei eagerly grabbed Thirteen's sword-holding hand, stretched out her pink tongue in front of him, and licked the cold edge of the sword.
With.
In fact, saliva has a corrosive effect on ancient swords, but at this moment, Shisan had forgotten any maintenance knowledge, and stood up with his sword under the sheets.
"Girl, don't be like this, I'm a little scared." Thirteen's hand holding the fish intestines trembled slightly, because Jing Chumei's saliva mixed with light blood flowed onto his hand, and Jing Chumei's tongue was cut.
It broke but showed no intention of stopping.
"Close your eyes, I'll show you something good." Jing Chumei smiled charmingly and reached for the bust button behind her. Maybe this was her last bit of modesty? Shisan closed her eyes obediently, but who would have thought that,
The next second, a heavy hug hugged Thirteen's neck tightly, but at this moment, the sword in Thirteen's hand had not yet been withdrawn.
The short but extremely sharp fish-gut sword pierced Jing Chumei's lungs and injured the aorta. Hot blood spattered on Thirteen's body and dyed the old mattress red. Even if 10,000 virgins had fallen red here,
It's impossible to dye it so brightly.
"Jing Chumei?! Don't take a big breath!" Shi San's vagina disappeared in an instant, and his eyes widened. He turned over and put the girl on the bed, tapping 12 major acupoints on her body to stop the bleeding, but Jing Chu Mei's injury was too fatal, and Shi San
San's first aid seemed ineffective.
"What's wrong with me? I don't know what's wrong with me? Am I going to die?" Jing Chumei cried. She was frightened. Obviously everything was not her intention, just like being hypnotized or manipulated into committing suicide.
"It's okay, it's okay, I will find a way to save you." Thirteen nervously searched for medicines in his package, and pressed one hand on Jing Chumei's chest to stop the bleeding.
"Mr. Thirteen... I'm sorry for causing you trouble. I'm... really... sorry." Jing Chumei's chest no longer heaved, and a tear slipped past her eyes and fell on the red pillow.
superior.
"I told you...I'm not so lucky at all." Thirteen lowered his forehead and chuckled unconsciously. He had long been indifferent to life and death. As an investigator, he just had one foot on the coffin.
Traveling to the ends of the world. In this line of work, you must take life and death lightly in order to live a carefree life.
Thirteen felt that she was not mature enough, because when the palm that pressed Jing Chumei's chest could no longer feel her heartbeat, tears still dripped down her cheeks. It was just a girl she had only known for a day, and she hadn't had time to develop feelings yet.
She has already passed away... Such a young life is not caused by God's mercy, but by someone's evildoing.
Mystery, hypnosis, voodoo, magic, head-dropping... No matter what it is, Thirteen will definitely find out who did it. There is no grudge, it's just justice for the girl who died inexplicably.
But obviously the person who cast the spell did not simply want an innocuous little girl to commit suicide. From the sound of police sirens left behind by the sudden braking, we can understand what the murderer wanted to do.
"Damn it, are you trying to hold me back? Is it that easy?" Thirteen carried the sword niche ghost and the wooden box on his back, took a few simple luggage and fled through the fire escape outside the window.