Shared house is a term that sounds so ambiguous that it can make a sexy girl imagine 10,000 kinds of AV plots in an instant.
But in the imperial capital, this is just a more euphemistic modification. For the millions of outsiders who have poured into the city, shared houses are more like nightmares, places that cannot even contain nightmares.
A few pieces of plywood so thin that you can pierce it with your fingers, a 5-square-meter room, a small bed, and walls without windows are all the components that make up this nightmare.
Only if you have lived in this kind of house, which is more lively than four generations living under one roof, will you understand that what is needed for Beidiao with dreams is not perseverance, but endurance.
If life is still okay, who wants to get up at 5 a.m., not to work, but because they don’t want to wait in a long line outside the bathroom until they are late. When you get home at night, you must keep your headphones close to you, otherwise you will have to enjoy the sound of screaming mixed with the sound of quarrels.
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For the sake of everyone, the imperial capital has already banned the rental of basements, allowing the Beipiao clan who cannot see the sun to come to the ground.
However, the subsequent change of the three-bedroom and one-living room into a ten-bedroom shared house with no living room really made everyone understand what it means to "have a heart as high as the sky and a wall as thin as paper."
Want to see the sunshine? No problem, add 100 more for a cubicle with a window. Don't bargain, this is still this month's price...
For all this, Lin Xi has nothing to complain about. The dream she wants to realize here is far more difficult than that of the Beidiao tribe. How many people have ever thought about saving their families, and how many people have succeeded?
As the saying goes, if it is going to rain and your mother is going to get married, God's will cannot be violated.
It's a pity that Lin Xi, who is only 19 years old, still doesn't understand what "God's will is unbreakable". She only knows that if she needs to sacrifice to repair her parents' marriage, Lin Xi will step up to the altar of the shared house without hesitation.
However, there was a guy who tried to stop Lin Xi from taking a risk for his family. This guy was stirring candy in his mouth, dragging his suitcase and following behind. He was so disgusted with everything around him that he felt like he was in a rat's nest.
In fact, the environment provided by the tenant is not bad. It is a three-bedroom and two-living apartment building with an area of 1 square meters. One room is reserved for the tenant to live by herself, and the other two rooms and two living rooms are divided into 10 rooms.
Each room is about 6 square meters, just enough for a small bed and a desk.
What makes me feel a little uncomfortable is that the decoration in the house is a bit offbeat. The light bulbs in the corridor are all an ambiguous red, a color only used in hair salons that don't cut hair.
The walls of the corridor are covered with photos of the charterer, all of them commemorative photos taken during her travels to Dubai, Italy, France, Bali... It can be seen that she is a very playful woman, and her smile is not as good as it is now.
So cold.
"The smell of corpses is really strong..." Walking forward along the straight corridor, Thirteen casually took down a photo and smelled it in front of his nose.
"Corpse odor? Is it the body odor caused by you not taking a shower, uncle?" Lin Xi glared at Thirteen with contempt.
"Based on the smell, the body must have been dead for at least three months." Thirteen ignored Lin Xi at all and counted quickly with his fingers, "What a bad luck. Today happens to be the Night of the Nine-Nine Resurrection Souls, the most troublesome day."
"Stop pretending to be a ghost here. To be honest, you just want to scare me away and steal my room." Lin Xi was at the end of her rope. Unless she really saw a dead body, she would never give up.
At this moment, a strange gasping sound came from the room next to him, and the door that was not closed tightly opened a gap.
Lin Xi is not a girl who likes to peek at other people's private parts, but it is still necessary to have a proper understanding of her neighbors.
Lin Xi leaned over and looked inside, only to see a young man sitting shirtless on the bed in a small room. The love action movie between Maria Ozawa and Taka Kato was playing on the laptop in front of him.
, there were used toilet paper piled all over the floor and bed in the small room.
Lin Xi didn't smell the smell of corpses mentioned by Thirteen, but the fishy smell in this room was like you've come to a vegetable market.
The man sitting on the bed, still moving his arms up and down, suddenly turned his head and looked at the door. His face was as ferocious as a skeleton, so frightened that Lin Xi took two steps back and bumped into Shisan's arms.
"Don't be afraid, the guy inside is a human being, but if he masturbates too much, he is not far from death." Thirteen comforted softly.
"Get your dirty hands away! You bastard!" Lin Xi quickly avoided Shisan's arms. To her, Shisan was as disgusting as the guy masturbating in the room.
"Here we go, this is the last room, and I won't add any more tenants. The number is just right." The charterer who led the way opened the closed door and showed the small room, which was only 6 square meters. The beds and
The quilts are all ready-made and you can move in with your bag, which is the most popular mode among tenants.
"It's quite clean. Are these sheets new?" Lin Xi rushed into the room first and sat down on the bed. After resting for 10 seconds, she felt that all the fatigue in her body was gone.
Regardless of what Thirteen thought, she had already opened the suitcase and took out all her belongings. She moved as fast as a Chinese aunt grabbing gold.
"She seems to like this room very much, what about you?" Leaning against the door frame, the charterer looked at Thirteen beside her.
After biting the last bit of candy in his mouth, Thirteen turned his head and said softly with a serious face, "You're already dead, why do you need to do so many things?"
"What are you talking about? I don't understand?" The charterer crossed her arms over her chest, lifted up the pair of 36F big breasts, looked at Thirteen and said with a wink.
"Aren't you still willing to speak with your true colors? Xiaoqiang..." Thirteen sighed helplessly.
Suddenly, a cockroach crawled out of his jacket pocket, crawled up the strap of the wooden box on Thirteen's shoulder, crawled across Thirteen's neck, until it lay on top of Thirteen's head, facing him.
The charterer finally stopped.
This thing is just similar to the cockroaches we see in daily life. It has a fat body and is 7 centimeters long, but it has no wings.
I saw this Xiaoqiang shaking his long tentacles a few times, moving his little mouth and saying, "Ghost renters, transformed by human evil spirits, use cheap shared houses to attract young men to move in, and use free wifi and massive pornographic sites to confuse tenants.
, allowing tenants to masturbate a lot, excrete their own spiritual power, and absorb it through the house's enchantment. It belongs to the evil ghost category, with a level of 2 stars and a harm index of 70. However, the pair of nannies are rare in the world, and private evaluations give them 10
."
"Who are you..." the ghost renter asked in a low voice.
"The paranormal investigator of the Underworld Bureau, this is my ghost pet discerner - Xiaoqiang. No matter how you argue, as long as it smells it, it can know everything about you. Isn't it amazing? The disadvantage is that it is very sexy."
San smiled and pointed at the cockroach above his head, and then said seriously, "Now you have the right to remain silent. Any statement you make is meaningless. You have the right to ask a full-time mage to perform salvation. If you cannot afford to hire a mage, you will be
The government will bear all the costs and assign one to you at will. Of course, in the end, you will still be saved."
"Hey, don't move." Lin Xi walked over for some reason, looking nervous as if he had seen a ghost. He was holding an English dictionary in his hand, and his trembling nails were almost digging into the paper.
"What do you want to do? I'm telling you, calm down and don't mess around." An ominous premonition suddenly appeared in Thirteen's mind.
"Ah! Stinky cockroach! Go to hell!" Lin Xi picked up the dictionary as thick as a brick and slapped it to death. You can't imagine how a girl can have such a powerful force.
"Sister, if you push harder, he will die. If you beat him to death, you won't be able to get out of this haunted house tonight." Xiaoqiang, who was supposed to die no more, actually climbed onto Lin Xi's shoulder.
"Ah!!!!!!!!!" Lin Xi screamed at the top of his lungs, frightened to tears.
"Enough!!!!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, the ghost tenant who had been silent all this time roared loudly. The sound was so sharp that it even tore apart the wallpaper on the wall and even shook the light bulb above her head.
It had to explode, but the red light in the room did not disappear, and everything was still blood-red.
Lin Xi was completely stunned, and even forgot that there was a fat cockroach crawling on his shoulder just now.
In the corridor, for an instant, there was only deathly silence, and only the breathing sounds of Lin Xi and Shisan were left.
"Do you know what it feels like to die?" The ghost renter's voice trembled, "The kind of death where someone strangles the neck with a fishing line. From here to here, the skin and flesh are split open, and the blood gushes out like a waterfall.
The originally white lace pajamas were dyed bright red.
He strangled me so tightly that I couldn't even ask for mercy."
The ghost renter cried, and bright red tears burst out of her eyes. The sexy lace pajamas on her body were instantly soaked, and countless blood drops dripped from the hem of the lace skirt, just like raindrops dripping from the eaves.
What is a person's first reaction when seeing a ghost? In most movies, they scream and run away in panic. But Lin Xi stood there blankly, her feet weak. Her adrenaline made her pupils bigger,
But it couldn't give her the strength to escape.
Suddenly, a finger tiger with the word "Amitabha" engraved on it appeared in front of Lin Xi. Shisan punched the ghost renter in the face, and directly knocked the female ghost away and hit her hard.
The wall of a rental house at the end of the corridor.
"Grass! It's so hard!" Thirteen shouted in pain and shook off the deformed fingernail on his hand, feeling as if the bones in his hand were broken.
"It's useless... I have long forgotten the pain in my body. I am dead. Have you forgotten?" From the hole, the ghost renter stood up again with her twisted body supported, her head from the back of her neck.
, turned 180 degrees and returned to its original position, the cheek that was hit shattered like ceramics, and what was exposed under the peeled off face skin was the appearance of a dark, dried corpse.
"Let's go!" Thirteen grabbed Lin Xi's wrist and dragged her quickly towards the door.
Just as they were passing by the room where Lin Xi was peeping just now, the ajar door suddenly opened, and the man who didn't even have time to lift his underwear jumped out like a madman.
"Stay away from her!" Thirteen's turning fist slid past Lin Xi's face, causing the man to fly back into the room with a distorted face, and several molars fell to the floor.
But all the other tenants in front came out, their ferocious faces looked like zombies infected with the T-virus. There was no way to get to the door without killing them all.
"The living are more troublesome than the dead." Thirteen blocked Lin Xi behind him and took out a roll of yellow tape from under his windbreaker. Countless spells were printed on the tape in bright red.
Thirteen's movements were so skillful, he directly pulled off the tape and stuck a big "X" on the wall next to him, bit his finger, used a little blood as a guide, and finished reciting the spell in a hurry.
There was a loud boom, and a hole was instantly blown out of the wall. Before the dust dispersed, Shisan rushed out with Lin Xi in his arms.
Following the constantly flashing street lights, he rushed straight to the elevator.
"Hurry up, hurry up!" Thirteen hugged Lin Xi with one hand and pressed the elevator button frantically with the other. Not far away, from the hole, the tenants crawled out wailing, followed closely behind them
, it was the ghost renter who was surrounded by them.
"Don't run away, I still have room to rent for you!" The grinning ghost tenant opened her mouth wide, and her tongue shot out like a poisonous snake.
Just a few centimeters away from Lin Xi's neck, Thirteen hugged the girl and lay on her side, falling into the open elevator.
"Caught up!" Thirteen frantically pressed the 1st floor and close buttons again. It wasn't until the door closed that his hanging heart was finally relieved.