At 7 o'clock in the morning, when Thirteen was still dreaming about marrying a wife, the door to the ward was pushed open from the outside, and Lin Xi walked in carrying a thermos bottle.
"Get up." Lin Xi put the thermos on the bedside table and scooped up the white fungus soup.
Thirteen woke up, but he didn't dare to open his eyes. He hadn't figured out how to face Lin Xi who was furious. He had to know that Zhang Tianshi's matter was not going to die last time. It was hard to calm down his anger. At this time, he was pretending to be sick. The above calculation.
But not long after, a faint body fragrance came. Before Shisan could close his eyes and taste it carefully, two delicate lips were already printed on his mouth, and the warm white fungus soup mixed with Lin Xi's jade liquid was poured in. Shisan's mouth. Shisan, who was pretending to sleep, suddenly opened his eyes as if he had taken a stimulant.
"What are you doing?" Thirteen quickly sat up, with red date peel hanging from the corner of his mouth.
"Here you have breakfast. I made the white fungus soup from last night. Wouldn't it be a waste if you don't eat it?" Lin Xi smiled and wiped the corners of his mouth.
"No, I'm asking you why you are so passionate so early in the morning?" Although Thirteen and Lin Xi have kissed n times, none of them were due to work or critical situations. Now this kind of peaceful kiss makes Thirteen uncomfortable. .
"Didn't I make breakfast for you? You refused to get up, so I had to feed you like this." Lin Xi sat by the bed, handed the white fungus soup to Thirteen, and said with a smile, "The nurse called me last night to inform me When you wake up, how is your body? Can you still have a morning erection?"
"Pfft!!!" Thirteen suddenly spurted out all the white fungus in his mouth and looked at Lin Xi in shock. The corner of his mouth twitched and said, "Is there something wrong with me, or is there something wrong with you? Why are you completely different from usual? Ah, this is not scientific?"
"What's different? Are the breasts smaller or the legs shorter?" Lin Xi stood up and turned around. Only then did Thirteen realize that this girl must have taken the wrong medicine today. She wore a lace hole-shaped The sweater has too many holes, and the black bust underneath is completely exposed. The lower body is a plaid skirt, which is too short! If it weren't for Lin Xi's legs, they would definitely be the same length as 13.
The most important thing is the garter stockings! The black and white zebra pattern stockings paired with the black lace suspenders made Shisan's nosebleed almost come out.
"Hey, Lin Xi, what's wrong with you? You're scaring me. Are you sick? Or have you suffered a stroke? Can I take you to the doctor?" Thirteen was about to cry.
"I'm not sick, I'm fine." Lin Xi sat down again.
"As long as you're not sick, you'll be fine. As long as you're not sick, you'll be fine." Shisan continued to eat the white fungus soup in a cold sweat.
"The weather is nice today, and I have nothing to do anyway. How about I give you a baby?" Lin Xi said with a smile.
"Pfft!!!!!!" Thirteen didn't swallow the whole mouthful and spurted it out again.
"Lin Xi, if you want to behave like this, why don't you think I was wrong? Next time, I will never let you die. If you want to kill me, okay? If you say this seriously, I'm so scared!" Thirteen, the gangster, finally understood. The feeling of being teased is so painful.
"Thirteen, although I can't remember what happened in hell, it was you who brought my soul back. Why did you do this? Aren't you afraid of death?" Lin Xi finally asked normally.
"I'm afraid, but that's what I owe you, and I must pay it back to you." Thirteen said disapprovingly.
"Have you ever wondered why you are so determined to protect me?"
"Isn't it true that I haven't slept with someone with 115cm long legs? You can't leave any regrets in your life, right?" Thirteen violated the zodiac again.
"How about going to sleep now?"
"Okay, you won, why did you start acting like a gangster? Isn't this my patent?" Thirteen was extremely melancholy.
"Okay, I won't tease you. I made you this breakfast just to say 'thank you'. Without you, I can't survive my birthday. So, this is what I owe you. If you want to sleep with me,
No matter if you want to play other games, as long as you ask now, I am willing to accompany you." After her birthday, Lin Xi's temperament was completely different, like a little girl who was never sensible, and became steady and generous overnight.
"But there is one thing I need to make clear to you. I will never leave your side. You may think that I am carrying a gas bottle, a power bank, or an inflatable baby. I will not
Leaving you.
Unless I die or you die, otherwise, I will follow you in this life."
"What is this? A threat?" Thirteen swallowed.
"Whatever you think, eat quickly. Do you want me to feed you with my mouth again?" Lin Xi roared, and Thirteen started eating like a robot, not afraid of being burned alive and causing esophageal cancer.
While chewing red dates, Thirteen was thinking, how come enemies turned into lovers in one night? This is completely unscientific? Did she finally find out that I am so handsome that people and gods are outraged?
At this moment, Shisan's cell phone rang. When he took it, he saw that it was Mei Niang. After such a long time, Mei Niang had never contacted Shisan proactively. She was fully displaying her career as the most passionate person.
Integrity, that does not even require any investment from Thirteen, is a sense of justice, which is even more impressive.
But Thirteen knew that Mei Niang’s call must be about something urgent.
"Hey, are you okay?" Thirteen replied pretending to be calm, for fear that Lin Xi's jealousy would boil over, as she and Mei Niang had been at odds with each other in the past.
"Is it inconvenient to speak?" Mei Niang is indeed a monster, and Shi San's embarrassment can be heard in just one sentence.
"Yeah." Thirteen agreed.
"Then listen, I have something urgent to ask you for help. I can't explain it clearly on the phone. Are you free at noon tomorrow?"
"Probably." Thirteen said, touching his chin.
"Okay, let's come out and chat tomorrow at noon. I won't disturb you anymore." After Mei Niang finished speaking, she hung up the phone directly.
As soon as they hung up the phone, Shisan and Lin Xi's eyes met, and the surroundings immediately became silent...
"Who hit him?" Lin Xi asked like a housekeeper.
"Selling real estate." Shisan said.
"Are you okay with selling real estate?" Lin Xi didn't believe it.
“He first asked me, ‘Don’t you have a house?’ I said ‘yes’; then he said, ‘You don’t have money, you poor guy’. Men want to save face, so I replied, ‘Probably’.
In the end, he said, 'If you don't tell me earlier if you don't have money, it's a waste of labor time, damn it!' and hung up the phone. The current salesperson is so ****..." Thirteen smiled stupidly, but Lin Xi had a look on his face.
Expressive.
"I want to go." Lin Xi said straightforwardly.
"What are you going to do? I'm going to talk about serious matters." As expected, Thirteen's deception failed.
"You have a serious conversation with that vixen!" Lin Xi has learned how to "divide".
"What's wrong with the vixen? Isn't it just one of the thousands of creatures? Besides, if someone makes an appointment with me at noon, why should I be so pretentious?" Thirteen argued.
"Shit, do you think I'm an idiot? Is it okay for a hotel to do business during the day? Besides, they are animals! Have you ever seen animals choose a place and time for mating?" Lin Xi said with a black face, "Anyway, I'm determined to follow you.
, if you don’t take me there, I will put your naked photos in gay forums.”
"Damn, where did you get my naked photo?!"
"Where do you think the pinhole camera I removed from my bathroom has gone? Damn it, you are in the first grade of junior high school and I am in the fifteenth grade. If you want to steal someone, if you can steal it in front of me! I will treat you like an AV.
Live version!" Lin Xi took the risk.
"Oh, women should not be underestimated..." Thirteen softened.
Thirteen was discharged from the hospital that night and returned home with Lin Xi holding hands. Thirteen didn’t know what was wrong with this girl. She always looked at her with a strange look, like a female cat in heat, ready to go home at any time.
It was as if he would pounce on him and devour him alive. Not to mention making jokes like, "Let me give you a baby" from time to time, which scared Shisan to the point of almost having a heart attack.
Although the temptation of being a virgin without a condom is great, one passion can lead to a life of child slavery, so Thirteen would rather continue to live a happy bachelor's life.
After a peaceful night together, the next day, Thirteen wore casual clothes and looked at Lin Xi again...
"What kind of trouble are you trying to make?" Thirteen broke into a cold sweat.
"What, doesn't it look good?" Lin Xi actually put on the same outfit she used to wear when working in Shuiyunjian, and even went to the original shemale makeup artist to put on makeup, and she couldn't help but look beautiful.
"Sister, why don't you just go out and talk about something? Is it necessary to be fully armed?" Thirteen felt that today would definitely not end well.
"You ask for your date, I watch mine, we don't interfere with each other." Lin Xi's smile was filled with high morale.
At noon, a Maserati GC sports car parked in front of Shisan's villa. The rose-red car body was bright and powerful, and the most considerate thing was that it was a two-door and four-seater, which prevented Lin Xi from sitting on the roof of the car.
When Mei Niang, whom she hadn't seen for many days, got off the car, Lin Xi was embarrassed. Mei Niang, who was usually flamboyant, turned out to be unkempt. She wore jeans and a white T-shirt just like Thirteen, just like a couple's outfit.
On the contrary, the well-groomed Lin Xi seemed to have traveled to another dimension.
"Damn it, you guys have already discussed how to trick me, right?" Lin Xi whispered angrily in Thirteen's ear.
"It's a complete coincidence. I don't know how she dresses up? Besides, I told you a long time ago that we were talking about something, and you still act like Bimei..." Lin Xi was angry when Thirteen didn't pick up the pot.
Everything has been said.
"If you talk too much, I'll be kicked out, do you believe it?"
"Okay I'm sorry."
"Lin Xi, you are so beautiful today." Mei Niang praised with a smile.
"It's not bad. Where to go now? Hilton or Sheraton?" Lin Xi was in the mode of looking for trouble.
"I went to the hotel, but it's the hotel of the Bureau of Underworld Affairs." Mei Niang's words shocked the couple in front of her.
"Going to the hotel of the Underworld Bureau? Can monsters enter?" Lin Xi frowned.
"I've never heard of it. In principle, monsters don't like to deal with investigators. Although the relationship has been relatively harmonious over the years, after all, we have a business called 'Subduing Monsters', which is a relationship between water and fire.