"Puff! Puff! Puff!" Lin Xi knocked on Thirteen's door hurriedly as if there was a fire, without blowing her hair.
"What are you doing? Are you so nervous?" Thirteen opened the shoji door and looked at Lin Xi in confusion.
"Something happened, we must leave immediately, that woman is not a good thing!" Lin Xi panted, completely forgetting about the deal with Nami.
"Speak more slowly. Look at you, Hong Pu Pu. Did you take a hot spring bath to wash away your confusion?" Thirteen had never seen Lin Xi in such a panic.
"Yes, Miss Lin Xi, please speak slowly. I also want to hear which woman is not a good person. If a servant of my house offends you, I will help you punish her." This time, I discovered that Nami was sitting on the thirteenth floor.
In the room, the cold light in the corner of his eyes made Lin Xi shiver.
"It's okay. I just watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan". Concubine Hua is so bad. Okay, it's okay. You can continue chatting. I'll watch "Chrysanthemum Monster vs. Chrysanthemum Man"." Lin Xi smiled silly and swayed
It was extremely embarrassing to hold my hands.
"Go and have a rest. We will leave in one hour and have something to eat." Thirteen said with rare consideration.
"You too, come on, do it. One hour is enough for you to come here 60 times. Be careful, the flowers and willows in the foot pot will kill you!" Lin Xi's smile was like a knife, while arranging Thirteen's collar and scraping his bones.
"I...have learned a lesson." Thirteen was frightened.
After Lin Xi left, Thirteen returned to Nami's table and said with a smile, "I'm sorry for making you laugh. My partner is usually very normal. He may be too nervous and a little tired recently, so..." Thirteen used his fingers to
He turned his head around a few times and said, "Let's continue the topic just now. You said that you have a treasure that has been treasured for many years and you want to give it to me, and it must be broken open to give it away. After the gift is done, the original will not be returned, right..."
Thirteen was always so interested in the topic of love and affection. He didn't believe that he would do it 60 times an hour like Lin Xi said, but two shots were more than enough.
"Yes, this thing was originally prepared for my future husband. My father told me not to give it away casually." Nami continued to add.
"Well, since you have already made your decision, you must have thought it through carefully. As the saying goes, it's up to you to do whatever you want. I'm not worthy of you helping us like this. I have to reciprocate the favor, right?" Thirteen took a deep breath, raised his hand and said
Go and unbutton.
"Thirteen, what do you want to do now?" Nami frowned.
"Aren't you going to give me your virginity? How do you get it while wearing clothes?" Thirteen said shamelessly.
"That's not what I'm talking about. Besides, my virginity disappeared eight hundred years ago. People in the Footpot Country will still be laughed at after the age of 16. Doesn't Mr. Thirteen understand the national conditions of the Footpot?" Nami said as she spoke.
He took out a brocade noodle box from his back.
"I'm sorry, I had a brain twitch." Thirteen buttoned up and sat back.
Nami opened the box, and inside was a flawless disk-shaped piece of green jade. A soft halo of light flowed on the surface under the light, and its huge aura showed that it was an extraordinary object.
"Could this be the legendary... He's Bi?!" Thirteen was shocked, but Nami almost burst into tears.
"Mr. Thirteen, did you learn your history class from your physical education teacher? The He's Bi is a treasure from the Warring States Period of the Celestial Dynasty. At that time, the footbaby people were just like the Flintstones. How could they come to us? This thing is called
The Yata Mirror, also known as the Shinsukezu Mirror, is one of the three sacred artifacts of the footbath. The one enshrined in Ise Shrine is a fake, but the real one has always been in the hands of the Yamaguchi family." Nami said about the Yata Mirror.
The mirror is a genuine artifact, and its greatest function is to protect oneself and ward off evil. It is said that when used, it can be divided into eight pieces. The person wearing the fragment can completely disappear from the eyes of evil spirits, monsters and even demons, making them invincible in sneak attacks.
But the disadvantage is that once it is taken apart, the accumulated spiritual power will be consumed, and the effect usually lasts for two days. After use, it needs to be put together and left to shine on the moon every day for 30 years to absorb the spirit of heaven and earth before it can be used again. It seems.
Divine weapons are all disposable. If you think of the purple, gold and red gourds, you will understand that the most powerful weapon of gods and demons is not power, but endless life.
"Actually, I don't know if this thing has any effect on monsters. That's what my father told me anyway. But it is said that it also has a weakness. Once the wearer starts attacking monsters, it will break the attack and lose the power of invisibility." Nami explained in detail.
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"It's such a good baby, but isn't it a pity that you just let us use it like this?" Shisan said ashamedly. His values are different from ordinary people. He didn't feel ashamed even when he took off his clothes just now.
"Just use it. Just use it to bask in the moonlight every day for the next 30 years at most. There are eight pieces here. Divide them according to the number of people. There is an extra piece. Don't you want to take your friend away? Just give it to her. Once
With it, as long as it is completed within three days, we can leave the footbath safely." Nami had already planned it.
"Us?" Shisan remembered, and he promised the girl to take her to heaven.
At eight o'clock in the evening, a truck arrived at the Shinkansen station on time. In order to search for terrorists, the place has become like a military base. Armored vehicles with live ammunition are parked at the entrance of the station, and special forces wearing masks check everyone who enters.
The staff at the station, even the old woman over 80 years old, have to be searched, which is so perverted that it's crazy.
However, the trucks assembled by the Yamaguchi group drove directly inside. The guards received notification from their superiors and their goods were released directly without inspection. Those soldiers also helped carry wooden boxes the size of one person and sent them to the Shinkansen freight cars.
Inside. And only Shisan, who is among these goods, will understand why inspection is exempted...
"There really is... there really is..." Thirteen held the disc box in his hand and trembled, using the communicator to maintain the communication channel, "The infantry film of Sora Shenjing! And Shentiantong! With so many, so much
There are so many cavalry goddesses, but they are all **!"
"Daddy, we're going to give it away now! Give me the sword niche ghosts and I'll pack them all up!" Lin shouted from the other box.
"You're dumbfounded, I brought a laptop." Mouse opened the disc boxes one by one and pushed the discs into the optical drive.
"I don't understand why some discs are exempt from inspection?" Yanshen has no love for romance and action movies.
"You don't understand this. Footbath pays great attention to the protection of AV goddesses. All unedited pornographic films come out through formal channels. They are all group operations, and the dissemination of unedited films is strictly prohibited. I think.
It is basically impossible to see unedited films of great actresses, except for a small number of staff and post-production.
I dare say that these things are specially provided to political dignitaries, and they are all disposable CDs that cannot be copied." Thirteen talked with great interest.
"That's for laymen if you can't copy. For me, as long as I have the files, it's not a problem." The mouse continued to operate.
"Why aren't there fighting movies? No, there really is "Godzilla vs. Bumpman"? Why doesn't Bumpman wear clothes?" Dou said with a look of shame.
"Can't you guys talk about something more meaningful?" Lin Xi leaned in his suitcase and stared at the one-eighth Yata mirror worn on his chest, which looked like a small piece of pizza, "Thirteen,
Is this Yata mirror really useful?"
"I don't know if it's useful, but if you chat so loudly and alert the guards, this thing will definitely be useless." Nami's voice came from the communicator. As a pledger, she didn't have to squeeze in.
Instead of sitting in a box, he was sitting in a first-class seat.
As soon as Nami reminded her, the communication channel fell into silence. The train started and drove along the night track in the direction of Akihabara.
Nami put down her communicator, and the person sitting opposite her was none other than Shuten Canglan.
"I don't understand, Tou, what kind of chess are you playing? Although I'm not talented enough, I can't understand it completely, right?" Cang Lan calls Nami "Tou", not because he respects her as "Tou", but because she is called Slippery.
An abbreviation.
Back then, the nine-tailed fox, the most powerful demon of the Hundred Ghosts Night Parade, led the hundred ghosts to sweep across the land of China. The foot basin ghost king Shuten Tongzi and the ghost strategist Slippery Ghost were on the same level, and they complemented each other in both culture and martial arts. However, since the Hundred Ghosts Night Parade League has given way to Ten Thousand Demons Hidden World
After signing the declaration of surrender, Nine-Tails was imprisoned and the leader of the alliance was passed to Slippery instead of Shuten, which caused the first gap between the two.
"Thirteen cannot die. Sending him back is the wisest choice. We have spent decades annexing the Yamaguchi-gumi and the Jiaoba political circles, not just to attract enemies everywhere. We have only one enemy, and that is Ten Thousand Demons Hidden World
Yes." The slippery ghost said eloquently, "Area 51 has issued an ultimatum. If we cannot seize Diaogui Island in the shortest time, we will be attacked from both sides. I don't want to provoke the Underworld Bureau at this time."
But the original plan to kill Thirteen on the cruise ship was also what you had in mind." Shutun Canglan said unhappily.
"Yes, because you didn't give me any detailed information about him. You are in charge of intelligence, but you want me to sort out the information myself. Doesn't it make sense?" The slippery ghost can be said to blame.
"Anyway, they are just a group of spies who dared to break into my feet. They will die if they die." Shuten Canglan did not feel that he was wrong at all, "But now they are real colleagues who have killed many of me. You have to protect them.
It’s unreasonable!”
"It's fair to say that you don't know anything about this. They wear Yata mirrors, so the monsters can't see them anyway. And I have already agreed to your plan for the "Hundred Demons Night Banquet" in Akihabara.
As a sacrifice, let all the monsters enjoy a crazy night of feasting to prepare for the war, and you won't lose." What the Slippery Ghost is doing is trading.
"These two things cannot be confused at all. Thirteen came to save the demon, and they should not go back alive." Cang Lan insisted.
"Cang Lan, we are all big monsters entrusted by Master Nine Tails when he left. The purpose is to ensure that the Night Alliance of Hundred Ghosts will not be exterminated like those monsters in Germany. Although I am the leader of the alliance, I never act arbitrarily. There are many things we can do
After discussion, any differences can be explained.
We have the same opinion on the matter of saving Lord Kyuubi, don't go against me, otherwise, I can do without you." Nami said with a ferocious face.