From graduating from vocational school to today, Shisan has never held a job other than being a paranormal investigator. Although the treatment of temporary workers is deceptive and there is always a risk of death, Shisan really doesn’t know what else he can do other than that.
?Go home and drive a tractor to plow the fields? The problem is that he has long forgotten how to drive that thing...
"I want a raise!" However, Shisan had no intention of compromising casually, "I have to reimburse myself for the candy I eat every month!"
"Okay, add 50 yuan, and I'll invoice you for the candies. You can take any white sugar from the kitchen." Wu Zhu's "generousness" shocked Shi San.
"No reason? You are so easy to talk to. You can't have any conspiracy, right?" Thirteen has never seen money before, "Wait a minute, I also want a paid holiday, and I want one for Lin Xi, and all travel expenses are covered.
That kind of thing.”
"Do you really want to take a vacation?" Wu Zhu did not agree casually this time.
"I haven't had a break since the Chinese New Year, okay? After the annual skills training, I went to the Baguette Kingdom to meet the Heavenly Master. When I got back, I just felt better and went to the footbath to cause all the trouble." Thirteen said that he felt sorry for himself.
His fate brought tears to his eyes, was he really "unlucky enough to be disabled but strong in spirit"?
"Okay, wait." Wu Zhu held the iron abacus in front of him and wavered it a few times. A bad smile flashed at the corner of his mouth. I don't know if Shisan saw it. "Don't go abroad. There are a lot of troubles outside. Just walk around the country."
, I will let Manager Wang arrange the itinerary."
"Where to go?" Thirteen said inexplicably excited.
"In the west of the motherland, close to the boundary of Xishuangbanna, it is a natural scenery of virgin forest. There is a village called Huaizhai. Because of its remote location, the Underworld Bureau has not set up a branch there until now. It is one of the few in the country.
There is no land that modern society and civilization has yet touched upon.
This is the only place where you won’t be disturbed by crowded tourists, deceived by female souvenir dealers, and have to wait in line for 2 hours to take photos and 3 hours to go to the toilet.” Director Wu Zhu said clearly, “You and Lin Xi can do it.
Go there as our environmental observer, collect some local intelligence, and choose an address to set up your office.
In this way, the consumption of the two of you can be accounted for and reimbursed, which naturally makes sense. Is ten days enough?"
"You are really a cunning old woman, scheming, strong with age, an old fox..." Thirteen said a bunch of compliments in one breath.
"If you are interested, I will let the princess arrange it. You can go back and pack your luggage and wait for notification. By the way, if you can bring back some souvenirs that can lower blood pressure, your kid was so angry recently that your blood pressure jumped." Wu Zhu leaned against her.
He waved his hands on the chair.
"I don't know anyone who lowers blood pressure. I'll bring you some 'Yanghuo' (a traditional Chinese medicine for men) to help you regain your confidence." After Shisan said this, he turned around happily and walked away.
The princess was puzzled because according to the original plan, even if Wu Zhu recruited Thirteen, he would have been given a period of political study to correct his attitude.
"Director, do you really want to let him go out to play?" the princess asked in a low voice.
"Of course, but whether it's 'playing' or not depends on how he understands it. For Lin Xi, it is a place to survive a desperate situation. If you are lucky, both Lin Xi and Thirteen will gain a lot." Wu Zhu always has a secret.
It looked like a leak, but the princess knew that this was definitely not an easy journey.
"Poor godson, can't you have a date with good luck?" the princess sighed in her heart.
On the way back, Shisan shared the good news with Lin Xi in the passenger seat of the Audi TT.
"Is the director really that good? Not only did he not hold anyone accountable, but he also gave you a salary increase and paid leave?" Lin Xi also found it incredible.
"I paid for this leave with my life. If I don't take a break, I'm going to collapse. I really don't have any time to breathe recently." Thirteen leaned on his seat tiredly.
"Actually, why are you working so hard? Marry me and you will directly become the heir to my father's group. Not only will you be put in charge of the company right away, but it will not be difficult to give you a job with an annual salary of several million. There is no need to go back and work as an investigator so hard?
"Lin Xi's words made Thirteen who had been napping sit up straight, "Damn, you didn't tell me earlier! I already agreed with that old guy to go back and get reinstated?!"
"Didn't I think you had too much self-esteem and didn't want to rely on women?" Lin Xi pouted.
"How much is your self-esteem worth? You want me to sell you, give you integrity, and eat soft food is my childhood dream. Asking for support is my job intention after graduating from middle school. If I hadn't been a duck and would get fucked, would I have left earlier?
Let’s do the job of a pretty boy!” Thirteen’s values are in a state of disintegration.
"You're shameless. You can wait until you are fired next time before asking for support. In fact, I prefer you when you were an investigator." Lin Xi looked at the man next to him with a blushing face.
"What's good about being an investigator? The salary is low, you always deal with ghosts, and you are always in danger of burping. As long as there is need, you will eat all the black wolf excrement and floating corpse oil." Thirteen can say this casually.
Thousands of Disadvantages of Career.
"But you are very good at doing this job, and you look very handsome when killing ghosts. You are so trustworthy." Lin Xi had to admit that when Shisan showed her back full of scars and muscles in front of him, her face
The little one is jumping around all the time.
"Superman even vomited after drinking too much. I know I don't want to die well, but I don't want to die under your watch." Thirteen leaned back on the table and chair again.
"Are you afraid that I will be sad?"
"No, because if I die, it means you don't have long to live. Sadness will naturally get better over time. Life is the most important thing." Thirteen sighed softly.
Not long after returning home, Thirteen received a call from the princess. The tickets and itinerary were arranged for them, and the specific content was sent to Thirteen's mailbox in the form of an email. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Lin Xi was coming, Dou
Bi, Jiangu Gu, Xiaoqiang and Frog Prince all called together.
"The tickets for the Haitian Feast belong to you and Xiaoqiang." Lin Xi placed the invitation letter he got from his father in front of Lin.
"The five-star private villa with the practice room belongs to you and Jian Gu Gu." Lin Xi placed the key to his villa in front of Doubi and Jian Gu Gu.
"As for you, let me give you a holiday to eat bugs in the fields." Lin Xi really didn't know how to bribe the frog, "Everyone, there is no fighting part of this trip. It is also our first trip as a young couple. I hope you will make it happen.
.”
"It's easy to talk, we are all sensible people of course, I wish you happiness." The other side said, while putting the tickets in his arms, Xiaoqiang's mouth also showed an evil smile, this pair of sticks can be said to hate each other.
Night.
"I can hit people and practice boxing in peace, that's no problem for me." Doubi picked up the key.
"You can be beaten in peace, and it's no problem for a young boy." The bitch's body was so excited that his goosebumps stood up, even though he had no skin.
"Quack." The Frog Prince expressed his support.
Lin Xi is going all out this time, and this trip will definitely become a preview version of the honeymoon trip, including the wedding room as well!
Just like that, a casual trip began, but the pleasant trip was not very pleasant from the beginning.
"Is he trying to play with my rhythm..." Carrying "a hiking bag I bought last year", Thirteen arrived at the Imperial Capital West Station at 5 a.m. He had to take a train to Spring City first. The 6:30 train left.
It won't arrive until after 8pm. Don't get me wrong, the bus left at 6:30 this morning and will arrive at 8pm the day after tomorrow. The whole journey takes 1 day and 13 hours.
The princess was given a hard seat! This is not a trip, it is simply torture. Her butt has not become four-petal, even if her anus is tight. Not to mention, at this time, the upright farmer uncles are gathering to go home to sow seeds, and it is faster to lie down on the train.
It’s time to catch up with the Spring Festival travel season,
Shisan called her godmother at 5 a.m. to argue with her about this matter, but her godmother’s reply was simply, “Get lost!”
The negotiations failed, and the Thirteen One River's tears flowed eastward.
"Stop complaining. Traveling by train is also very emotional. You can also see the scenery outside the window." Lin Xi specially bought a sponge seat cushion and handed it to Thirteen. Although she came from a wealthy family, she did not have the habit of being pampered. Compared with
Thirteen, it can be said that I am looking forward to this trip with all my heart.
"How I wish you handed me sleeping pills and dragged me into the car unconscious, and then I woke up when I got off." Thirteen hugged the seat cushion, still full of resentment in his heart.
The most painful thing was not the day and night long journey, but when Thirteen saw the itinerary in the morning, he felt worse than death. The train was just the beginning. Next, they had to transfer to a long-distance bus for 18 hours, and then ride on a tractor for 10 hours.
After eight hours of driving by bullock cart, they could reach their destination - Huaizhai. Such a remote village, Shisan believed that even the Japanese invaders must have never found such a ghost place before when they invaded the Celestial Empire.
Thirteen even searched the Gugou map for a long time, but could not see the location of Huaizhai. This damn thing might completely evaporate from civilized society.
"How about we just play in Spring City instead of going to the primitive forest." Thirteen and Lin Xi said together.
"No, don't you think it's rare to find such an ancient village in today's society? Besides, don't forget to submit an assessment report after the trip." Lin Xi insisted.
"Oh, I know you can't take advantage of cheap travel. Either you will be dragged away to buy specialties, or you will be tortured by the long journey." Thirteen could only admit it.
What was a bit comforting was that this was a trip for Lin Xi and Shisan only. The rest of the people, including Cockroach Xiaoqiang, had been arranged to go. They all dispersed in unison, leaving Shisan with no time to say, "
Bye-Bye".
Following the huge crowd, she boarded the train to Spring City. Fortunately, Thirteen used her hard qigong to grab a shelf to put her luggage on. When she looked down, she saw a 70-year-old grandmother sitting with her grandson in her arms.
In his position, what does this mean? Forcing Thirteen to activate his Lei Feng attribute? The kid who is less than 2 years old actually said to Thirteen very politely, "Thank you, uncle." This is not Chi Guoguo's trick.
?
In the end, Thirteen could only reply with a stiff smile, "You're welcome, just sit down and serve the people. I will die a worthy death."