Why did it become like this? Thirteen was sitting on a wooden bench, wearing a big red flower made of silk and satin on his chest, and a golden crown on his head, which was also covered with bird feathers, just like a peacock spreading its tail.
. And Lin Xi was sitting next to her, wearing a phoenix crown and a bright red flower on her chest.
Although it was already early in the morning, the whole village was bustling with chickens and cattle being slaughtered. Within 30 minutes, a 30-meter-long running mat was set up in front of Shisan and Lin Xi. Even the children set off firecrackers to celebrate.
, Hey, hey, don’t their mothers know that if their children go to bed too late, their growth hormones will be insufficient, and they will become short and poor, losing at the starting line of life?
And look at the sauced elbows, smoked bacon, and fish heads with chopped peppers on the table... If you eat such meat and fat at such a late hour, you might have a heart attack and end up in bed?
And what’s with the blush on Lin Xi’s little face and the charming expression under the bead curtain? Is this the logical rhythm of being sent to the bridal chamber after a meal?
Thirteen just saved the life of the old village leader. As a public servant of the people, this is as normal as seeing someone passing by and skillfully taking out the needle and thread to mend someone's torn socks. Isn't this the spirit of Lei Fengism in the new era?
Is it something? As a result, the old village master's family was so grateful that they immediately held a banquet to entertain the distinguished guests from afar. If the old village master's daughter hadn't been over 50 years old, he must have been betrothed to Thirteen by now.
The more Thirteen said he was welcome, the more he was greeted with a big gift. Dozens of shirtless men holding big bowls for washing their faces took turns to salute Thirteen. He all apologized with tears in his eyes.
The rule of Huaizhai is that if you don’t drink the host’s wine, you will eat the host’s “banana”. Sorry for the typo, it’s “pepper” →_→.
If you don't drink, you have to eat the "two-pound strips" they grow. When eaten raw, your taste buds will bleed. Thirteen used this ingredient when making poison condoms. I really don't dare to eat it. On the contrary, they brew it
The rice wine tastes sweet and has a long aftertaste. It's so delicious that you can't stop drinking it.
"Come, come, come! My benefactor, I offer you a drink." The old village leader patted Thirteen on the shoulder while holding a footbath-like bowl.
"One cup? The old village leader is joking, you are holding a vat, okay? The basin I use to wash my face is not even as big as it!" Although Thirteen was drunk and spoke a bit loudly, he still had some sense.
"My benefactor, if it hadn't been for your intervention today, I would have gone to see the mountain god and died. With the blessing of the mountain god, you came down from the sky to our Huai Village and saved my life. You are the savior sent by the mountain god.
I must treat each other with courtesy. From now on, you will be my guest in Huaizhai. If you have any difficulties, just say it. The children of Huaizhai will not be ambiguous." Bo Yuntian said, Lao Zhai's doctrine.
"Being polite and helping others is my motto. Saving lives and healing the wounded is my motto. If you have any difficulties, tell me, I won't be vague!" As the saying goes, drinking too much can make things worse. Thirteen's trouble came from his mouth this time.
"My benefactor is benevolent and righteous! Since my benefactor has said so, I won't be polite..." The old village leader hit the snake with a stick.
Thirteen can't remember what he said next. He only felt a large wave of alcohol rushing into his brain. He didn't burst his blood vessels and die on the spot, even if his blood vessels had become more elastic.
The party ended at 3 o'clock in the morning after a night of partying. Thirteen lay on the big bed carved out of ebony and slept until three o'clock in the morning before he opened his eyes in a daze.
"Get up." Lin Xi called out while holding a basin.
Thirteen glanced at Lin Xi, and the first thing he did was hold the basin and vomit.
"I'm sorry, it's not because you are ugly." Shisan apologized holding the basin.
"I know, you bastard had complete brain fibrosis yesterday. You drank two full bottles of rice wine. In the end, you even stood on the flowing table to perform a model catwalk for others, taking off your clothes while walking." Lin Xi didn't want to describe the scene.
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"Don't tell me...did I take off my clothes?" Thirteen said, covering his face.
"No, I'm still wearing a pair of socks..." Lin Xi said with a wicked smile.
"Let's go. It's not a good time to stay here. Let's go now!" This shameless guy like Shi San felt that he had no shame in staying any longer. This shows how embarrassing he was.
He quickly got up and packed his luggage, as if he was trying to escape.
"Only when you can walk away can you see the ghost column. See for yourself." Lin Xi pushed open the wooden window, and Thirteen stretched out his head like a mouse to take a look. He saw that from the door of this two-story stilted building, there was
It was overcrowded, and there was a long line of villagers dragging their families out of the gate, with hundreds of people. When they saw Thirteen, the villagers all shouted happily, "Hello, Master Ten!!"
Thirteen quickly retracted his head, his heart pounding wildly, "What's going on with him?"
"It's not like you drank too much yesterday and made promises to others." Lin Xi really liked seeing Shisan's panicked look, but he sat calmly aside and brewed the village's own Pu'er tea, sincerely
The taste of Banzhang (the best Pu'er), which exceeds 10,000 yuan per tael, "The old doctor in this village has died all the time, and no new doctor has been sent here yet. The old village owner saw that you have great medical skills, so I begged you yesterday."
During this period, I will serve as their doctor and treat the villagers."
"Did I agree?" Thirteen said with a smile.
"Not only did you agree, but you also patted your chest and said that you are some kind of gynecological master. If you touch the disease of a young girl or a daughter-in-law, you can guarantee that it will be cured." Lin Xi couldn't help laughing.
"Damn, as expected, drinking caused trouble. What should we do now? Do we really want to treat those girls?" Thirteen actually showed a proud smile.
"Don't forget there are aunts and grandmothers. The aging problem in this village is serious. More than half of the village are middle-aged and elderly people over 50 years old. Moreover, the scenery here is very nurturing. There are as many as 800 people in the village's 150 households.
Among them, there are more than 30 people who are over 100 years old, which can be said to be a very high proportion of longevity. The most important thing is that these centenarians have no eyesight, no weak legs, and can still work in the fields. It is really amazing." Lin Xi
I took a good look around Huaizhai while Shi San was sleeping. It is really a good place with outstanding people.
"What a miracle. I don't want to become a barefoot doctor in the countryside! Now I'm going to find the old village leader and push the job away. We're just here to travel." Thirteen carried his luggage and went downstairs.
Make up your mind to implement your own selfishness and forget your own kindness.
But the moment he opened the door, Shisan's sense of justice and mission arose spontaneously. He saw a 16- or 7-year-old girl standing at the head of the team, wearing traditional ethnic minority clothing with her navel exposed.
Wearing a short skirt, when I saw the doctor who had been waiting for a long time, I was particularly excited and took the initiative to lower my skirt, exposing the "affected area" and said in her own words, "Doctor, I have a small red bump on my waist. It doesn't itch or hurt.
, I don’t know what the disease is, please give me a quick look!”
"Girl, first of all, doctor, I need to correct your self-report error. The position you are pointing to should be called the buttocks, which is called the buttocks in medical terms. Secondly, come on, let me take a good look." Thirteen instantly transformed into a wonderful hand and a benevolent heart.
"Beasts..." Lin Xi scolded angrily.
"The building where Thirteen lives was originally prepared for doctors in the village. Huaizhai is not as closed as they say, and they do not reject the invasion of foreign cultures. For example, the schools and hospitals in the village are all from
People sent from the town outside. All the people in the village, ranging from centenarians to children of several years old, can speak Mandarin and write simplified Chinese without affecting communication.
There is an old policeman assigned to the Zhaizili police station. He has been on duty for 30 years and has handled no more than 10 cases. Most of them were found-object cases such as helping to find ducks.
There is no way, because villagers like to find the village owner to solve any big or small problems that happen in the village. Huai Village is relatively special. Villages that lack material temptations have relatively few problems. The neighbors are particularly harmonious. Many villagers have never been popular in their lives.
Face.
Such a good-hearted village has been rumored to be an evil place by the outside world because of the tradition of being closed and buried under trees. It is indeed unfair to the people of Huai Village.
Thirteen is affectionately called the "Ten Doctors". Because his pronunciation is not very standard, he is also called "Shit Doctor", "Dead Doctor", and "Wet Doctor". No matter what kind of doctor he is, he means
The villagers respect him. In the village, there is no custom of giving money whether for medical treatment, study, or weddings and funerals. Some old people never know "What is a coin?" from birth to death.
It is popular for them to give away their own agricultural products, such as pickled kimchi, hand-made rice cakes, smoked bacon, live chickens and ducks, and large livestock such as pigs and cows, which are usually only given as betrothal gifts.
The people in the village exchange these things for whatever they need. No one has ever clearly defined the value of something, but everyone has an invisible scale in their hearts, and there will never be inappropriate deviations, and everyone is generous and strict with others.
There is naturally no contradiction in self-discipline.
Thirteen is not a full-time doctor. His surgical knowledge about bruises and bruises comes from his rich experience in injuries. As for internal medicine and other postures, he is just like Dao Yichi. That bastard has studied Taoism for two years. Huaizhai is located in the mountains.
, all kinds of Chinese medicinal materials are extremely rich. The medicine cabinets in this former medical center were packed to the brim. Thirteen even saw Ganoderma lucidum the size of a washbasin and matsutake mushrooms the size of an arm. She had the urge to take them home.
Of course, what he wanted to steal the most was the big ebony bed he had slept on. An ancient saying said, "Half a square of ebony at home is better than a box of jewels."
In this rural place, treasures are almost everywhere, and money is everywhere. Even if you accidentally break off a piece on the cobblestone road, it may be an unopened rough gem.
The people of Huaizhai have protected their homeland for thousands of years, free from the harassment of the world and the erosion of war, which can be described as a miracle. But what needs to be praised most is that the girls in Huaizhai are extremely juicy, with skin as fair as jade and a figure that is as fair as jade.
Shapely as a willow, as beautiful as a flower, and as bold as a man. He was only thirteen years old when he saw two girls, and he already fell in love with this place...
"Doctor, my chest is swollen. It's getting bigger and bigger every day. Is it a terminal illness?"
"Little sister...we call this disease 'development'..."