Chapter 301 Breaking into the Underworld Bureau Alone
"Is this really okay? It looks disgusting. Will you die if you eat it?" Thirteen sat at the dining table, looking at the bowl of soup still boiling with smoke in front of him, his brows furrowed to the point of almost breaking.
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"You asked me if there is any voodoo technique that can cause the enlargement and thickening of local organs. I spent a whole night brewing this cup of 'human sausage voodoo'. You don't want to drink it? Don't kiss me again."
"Lin Xi held the Gu book given by A Lei and launched the ultimate stunt.
"Damn, isn't it just a bowl of Gu soup? Sir, I can even chew the black wolf rice field as chewing gum, why are I afraid of this kind of thing?" Thirteen boldly encouraged himself, picked up the cup with both hands, and raised a cup.
I drank it with a gurgling breath.
Speaking of which, this human sausage Gu is not unpleasant to drink. It tastes relatively light and has a hint of sweetness. It feels a bit like white fungus soup that forgot to add sugar.
"After drinking it, it is indeed a good thing. Now I feel like there is a fire burning in my stomach! Isn't it right? The fire has not gone down, so why has it gone up? Wait...why do I start talking with a big tongue..." Thirteen
I broke out in cold sweat. Instead of feeling like my little brother had turned into a European and American version, my speech became unclear.
"Isn't it right? Such symptoms shouldn't occur? Is it because there are less directional insects? Wait, I will check it for you." Lin Xi nervously turned over the book.
"Damn, I'm just reading now, what's the point... Oops? Why do I feel like my mouth is missing?" Thirteen stood up and rushed into the bathroom. His mouth in the mirror really turned into two large sausage-shaped pieces.
Hang there, you will be frustrated as much as you want.
"Lin Xi, what I want is to enlarge and thicken my mouth, okay? Are you trying to kill me?" Thirteen even cried.
"It doesn't matter, he's quite handsome like this. He looks so much like Tony Leung in "East and West"!" Lin Xi comforted awkwardly.
"Handsome? If you have the guts, try kissing me!"
"No, I'm allergic to cured meat." Lin Xi definitely didn't want to kiss this kind of thing. What if she got infected?
At this moment, Lin, Doubi, Xiaoqiang and Jian Gugu, who were traveling, also came back. These guys actually had keys in their hands and came in without knocking.
"Daddy, what's wrong with you?" Lin looked at Thirteen's sausage mouth and shouted while holding up his SLR to take pictures.
"This mouth is nice! You can use it as my bed in the future!" Xiaoqiang climbed directly onto Shisan's mouth, which was just the right width.
"Isn't this bad? When Xiaosheng becomes possessed in the future, his mouth will bite his brother's, right?" Bitch Bones also joined in.
"I just learned a set of Piao Piao Quan, would Thirteen want to try it out?" Doubi raised his fist and waved to Thirteen.
"You bastards, I'm too lazy to care about you. How long will it take for the effects of this medicine to wear off?" Thirteen looked at Lin Xi with a look of resentment.
"I'm not sure, maybe 10 hours, maybe 10 years..." Lin Xi sighed.
"I suddenly feel like I'm not feeling well..."
As the saying goes, when the house leaks and it rains all night, no pot will be opened and which pot will be picked up. During the commotion, another guest comes outside the door, and it is Qingcheng.
"Thirteen, what's wrong with you?" Qingcheng asked in concern while holding up her mobile phone to take pictures.
"Don't ask! It's so annoying!" Thirteen covered his head with a cloth and sat on the sofa and started watching TV.
"Is something wrong?" Lin Xi asked curiously.
"Well, it's a small matter. The review team wants to re-evaluate your combat value data. Thirteen, do you want to come with us?" Qingcheng looked at Thirteen and asked.
"Just tell them I'm dead!" Shisan wouldn't go out even if he died.
"What do you want to eat? I'll bring it to you when I come back later." Lin Xi looked at the sausage-mouthed Thirteen and said with guilt.
"Does he still need to eat? Didn't he talk about dinner?" Qingcheng's words made the whole living room burst into laughter.
Lin Xi was taken away by Qingcheng like this, but what Shi San never expected was...this ordinary separation would almost become an absolute farewell.
Thirteen's sausage mouth actually disappeared after 8 hours. The restored mouth made Thirteen almost burst into tears with gratitude. But what he was worried about now was not his own appearance, but the fact that he had been away from Lin Xi for so long without even calling back. After all, he was already gone.
After dinner time, Shisan was still waiting for her to come back with food.
Thirteen naturally called Lin Xi, but the answer came from the receiver, "The number you dialed has been turned off." The relaxed nerves tightened at this moment. The dangerous signal in this made Thirteen
shudder.
"Stop playing around and come with me!" Thirteen rushed back to the room and changed into the clothes for going out. He put on the sword niche ghost, multiple spiritual release machines, and many stored Lin Xi's saliva medicines.
"What are you doing, dad? Are you going to fight?" Lin asked in confusion.
"If it were a war, I wouldn't be so scared. The most terrifying enemy is often the person closest to me. If possible, I think it's all just my paranoia." Thirteen walked towards the door.
As Thirteen's sword and armor, they don't need to consider whether Thirteen's enemies are villains or friends. Swords are sometimes better than brothers.
"Thirteen, what do you want to do?" Xiaoqiang realized something was wrong and climbed onto Thirteen's shoulders.
"The question now is not what I want to do, but what the Underworld Bureau wants to do..."
About 40 minutes later, at 8 o'clock in the evening, the taxi stopped in front of the office building of the Underworld Bureau. Thirteen climbed the stairs and rushed to the lobby, but was stopped by the guard.
"Hello, please disarm you." The guard said seriously.
"Disarm? Are you new here? Do you understand the rule of the Underworld Bureau: 'Don't use the sword when you are alive, and don't remove the armor when you die'?" Thirteen has been here for 8 years, and even when meeting the director, he can enter with a sword and a niche.
office.
"I'm sorry, this is a new system that has just been implemented today. If you refuse to disarm, I have the right to refuse you entry. Mr. Thirteen, I am your fan. If it is not a rule, I don't want to embarrass you. Please
Don't you want to make it difficult for us to do a good job?" the guard begged for mercy in a low voice.
Thirteen didn't want to embarrass the security guards, so he could only hand over the sword niche ghost and multi-level spirit release machine on his body. These things would be locked in the storage room next to him.
Thirteen without the demon-hunting weapon is like a tiger without teeth, but the tiger's anger will not disappear just because its teeth are pulled out.
Taking the elevator, Thirteen rushed to the Logistics Review Department and asked about Lin Xi's whereabouts. The other party's answer was that he had never seen this person. Thirteen had no evidence to waste words with others, but quickly rushed to the office of the Frontline Support Section and broke in directly.
In Qingcheng's office, after many obstructions, he almost started fighting with the vultures here, but he still couldn't find Lin Xi.
Thirteen did not believe that Qingcheng would deceive Lin Xi. Such a simple idiot could only be fooled. So there must be a higher-level person who was causing trouble. He immediately came to the intelligence collection department because he remembered that the Laughing Torpedo owed him a favor, and it was time to accept it.
came back.
As luck would have it, there were almost no people in the intelligence collection section, except for two or three kittens, all of whom were clerks. Such an outpouring made Shisan understand that something big had happened.
At this time, the fear of Lin Xi not being around enveloped Thirteen's mind. He took the elevator straight to the top floor. The person who opened the door to greet him was not the secretary of the director, but his godmother and princess.
"No." Thirteen walked up to the princess and said with a ferocious expression.
"I haven't said anything yet?" The princess couldn't help but smile.
"No matter what you say, it won't work. I will never agree to it. There is no need to discuss it!" Thirteen didn't want to know what happened at all. He just wanted Lin Xi to come back to him.
"Thirteen, some things cannot develop exactly the way we want. Knowing how to accept reality is also a sign of growth." The princess said using this exclusive comfort skill.
Thirteen didn't listen at all. He walked directly to the secretary's desk next to him, picked up a knife for opening envelopes, walked back, and hugged the princess's waist from behind. This was not something he wanted to write on the spot out of interest.
"Homework" rhythm, because Thirteen put the knife on the princess's neck.
The secretary was new here. He had never seen such a scene before. He was so frightened that he immediately pressed the alarm. He acted so fast that the princess had no time to stop him.
"Thirteen, you are in trouble..." The princess was not afraid at all. Even if the knife was in front of her throat, she did not believe that he would actually stab her.
"When did misfortune leave me?" Thirteen knew his fate very clearly. Amidst the sound of sirens, he kicked open Director Wu Zhu's door. But there was no one in the huge office.
What's even more strange is that Wu Zhu's extremely long iron abacus actually collapsed, and many abacus beads were scattered on the ground, as if they had been looted.
"Godmother, where did the old blind man go?" Thirteen said using honorifics instead of using a knife to force the princess.
"You are such a rat. You used threats to make me leak information to get rid of the possible prosecution of me by the Hades Court, but this way your crime will be even greater." The princess knew Thirteen so well.
"I just want Lin Xi to come back and tell me what happened. I beg you, okay?" Thirteen begged. At this moment, he seemed to be the one being threatened.
It was also at this time that the doors to the elevator and the corridor were knocked open at the same time. A large number of soldiers from the frontline support section, wearing armor and holding heavy firepower, surrounded them. At the same time, an armed helicopter hovered in the air outside the window.
The 25mm laser-guided fully automatic cannon can easily knock out Shisan's penis, and it will not break the princess's stockings.
"Put down your weapons! You have been surrounded, surrender!" the leader shouted loudly while holding the 95 in his hand.
"Let you go x! I want to negotiate! Let the old blind man come and negotiate with me in person!" Thirteen hugged the princess and pushed her to the corner.
"The government will not negotiate with terrorists, so give up!"
"You are the terrorist! Your whole village is a terrorist! Your second uncle is still a **! I just want to know the truth! Otherwise I will kill her in front of you!" Shisan cut her open with a knife excitedly.
The princess's shirt revealed the black lace hollow custom-made underwear underneath, and her body with the largest breasts in Asia made some soldiers blush.
"You little gangster, did you do this on purpose?" the princess scolded in Thirteen's ear.
"I can't help it. These guys are all aiming at my head. What if they misfire and kill me? I have to find something to distract them?" Thirteen apologized.