Thirteen was sitting in the cargo box of a Chery QQ pickup truck, enjoying the 38-degree direct sunlight. The chocolate in his pocket had already melted, and he looked like a group of illegal migrant workers from Mexico.
The airport in Vegas is outside the main city, and there is still a long way to go. It is just the right time for new arrivals to experience the thrill of seeing this paradise on earth from far to near.
Here, you can appreciate the romance of the Eiffel Tower, the mystery of the Sphinx, the grandeur of Caesar's Palace, the pleasure of boating in Venice, and all the scenic spots in the civilized world gathered together. You don't need to travel to several countries to experience these. This group of crazy guys even built a section of the Great Wall in Tianchao City! It was directly restored 1:1 using the bricks that had just been replaced by the Great Wall! If it is fake, it will be replaced!
The palm trees beside the road swayed in the wind, as if they were dancing a "welcome" hula dance. The only enemy, the high temperature, could not stop the surging lust in Thirteen's heart.
"Vegas! I'm coming!" Thirteen stood in the cargo box and shouted loudly!
"Beauties! I'm coming!!!!" Lin Fang shouted loudly.
"Brother, it's already very crowded. Can you put your child away?" The mouse holding the computer was squeezed into the corner of the cargo box. This was a pickup truck, not a Dongfeng truck. There were seven people's luggage in the cargo box. , Flame God, Thirteen plus rats, and now Thirteen has released Doubi, Lin, and the stupid bones. The entire cargo box is as crowded as the subway in the Imperial Capital at 7 o'clock in the morning.
"Dad, this guy has a bad conscience, can you let me kill him?" He turned around and said with a ferocious expression.
"Don't mess around, we are all teammates." Thirteen added, "After all, he is the most capable person here. You still need him to help you get your ID. We don't sell alcohol to 21-year-olds here." Children, we will not provide you with special services, and your cute appearance is the biggest obstacle to your enjoyment here."
"Really?!" Lin suddenly jumped to Mouse's side, and the carriage became even more crowded, "Brother Mouse, can you help me prove that I can do whatever I want in Vegas with this appearance? If you don't do it well, Lin will spank you. Shit!"
Lin grabbed the edge of the cargo box and squeezed it with his small hands. The iron car body was twisted and deformed.
"Just give you a hospital certificate for growth retardation and an adult ID card. By the way, if you add a disability certificate, you can get a discount on alcohol." Mouse swallowed his saliva and said quickly.
"Brother Mouse is so good! When my dad is dead, you can be my dad!" Lin said with twinkling eyes.
"No need, your dad is like a bastard. He can live for a thousand years. I died three times and he is still alive. I guess we are not destined for this." The mouse doesn't want this kid who cheats his father!
"Brother, is it really good for you to insert this big, black silicone body into Xiaosheng's body? This kind of full feeling has never been experienced by Xiaosheng before, and I feel so happy." Bitch stood beside Thirteen. , wrapped under the white bones is a male silicone inflatable doll.
"Don't say it so obscenely, okay? This is a tool for you to play happily in this human world. Vegas is big, and weirdos are not surprising. You can pretend to be a performance artist, even if you If you walk down the street like a skeleton, no one will suspect you." Thirteen had already thought about it on the plane.
"Don't you need our help?" Doubi looked at Thirteen and asked doubtfully.
"It's just a training class. It's our mission, not yours. You fight with me for no pay and are always in danger. I owe it to you. Of course I will let you relax in such a good position.
But I can't solve the money problem, you need to do it on your own. In addition, try not to cause trouble, after all, it is not our own land." Thirteen apologized.
"With this, I will never be short of money!" Doubi raised a pair of iron fists, "Please put us at the door of the boxing gym."
Just like that, Thirteen said goodbye to his few talkative and awesome heaven-level weapons. God knows how they will carry out their trip to Vegas, and there should be no casualties. As for Thirteen, with the Tianji Stone
The Sword Queen should not be in a situation like Huaizhai where there are no high-end weapons available.
In terms of transportation, the thirteen people were cheated, but in terms of accommodation, they were still worth the US$10,000 registration fee for the seven people.
Their hotel is the famous Grand Hotel de Paris. Other hotels have fountains at the entrance, but here there is a replica of the Eiffel Tower directly at the entrance, which is like a fortress. The hotel with its all-European style architecture can be described as splendid and extravagant. It belongs to the Thirteenth Class.
The pickup truck is an insult to this hotel,
When Thirteen and others got off the bus, the waiter at the door thought they were Asian workers who came to repair pipes, and was about to rush them to the back. However, Thirteen and others threw their luggage to the ungrateful white waiter.
, smiled and said nothing, just raised his middle finger to him, and Thirteen's raised middle finger was still holding the room card of the Grand Hotel de Paris.
Area 51 arranged for them a luxurious suite with four rooms, two bathrooms, a separate living room and a 180-degree floor-to-ceiling glass curtain wall. It was like a fortress.
The first thing Thirteen did when he entered the room was to rush to the window and experience the pleasure of seeing all the mountains at a glance.
"How to allocate the four rooms?" Yan Shen said something, and the men's hearts suddenly felt cold. The rules in the car were once again, one girl had a room, and each man had a sofa. The mouse was the smallest and the strongest.
The weakest one is that he has no chance to sleep on the two couches and can only sleep on the single sofa.
"You are too cruel..." The rats couldn't be beaten, and they didn't dare to scold them, so they could only consider themselves unlucky to team up with these demons.
Don’t be in a hurry to go out and be cool. Several girls should take turns to take a shower and dress up. In a woman’s mind, dressing up is always more important than the task.? (How much does it cost per night?)” “(Hurry up, that’s right)”
Just when the atmosphere was peaceful, all the display screens in the room lit up instantly, including the alien computer screen that Mouse was playing with, and Victoria's cold face appeared, which made Mouse jump.
"Investigators from China, first of all, I only welcome you on behalf of Area 51, but this does not mean that I like you. This elite investigator refresher training class has become more troublesome because of your participation.
, I have to think more about the schedule, which undoubtedly increases my workload.
As a team participating in the training class for the first time, I will reluctantly introduce it to you. The courses of the training class are divided into four major sections, namely, 'Intelligence Test', 'Physical Training', 'Handcraft Skills', and 'Survival
Challenge'. The length of each class is 7 days, and the entire training course lasts for 1 month.
Your performance in each class will be rated by professionals, with a full score of 100 and an additional score of 50. The person with the highest final score will be awarded a championship T-shirt. If you do not win the championship, you can only get souvenirs and electronics.
A desk calendar."
"Damn it, how dare you pay a registration fee of 10,000 US dollars and only get a RMB T-shirt back?" The rat has witnessed the exploitation mechanism of capitalism.
"In addition, the 'intelligence test' has started from now on. The detailed course content is in the drawer in the room. One thing needs to be emphasized. 'Classroom order' is the rules of the game. The stipulated content must not be violated. If it is violated
, even one of them will be forcibly kicked out of the training class. The registration fee is non-refundable, and even the air ticket back must be paid by oneself." After Victoria said this, the picture immediately disappeared from the screen, and the room fell into chaos again.
Quiet.
Mouse found a kraft paper document bag from the drawer under him. It was not his job to read the detailed task content, so he threw it to Thirteen without opening it.
"Damn it, did class start so soon? I haven't experienced the personal dance at Yueduiyi Dance Hall yet!" Thirteen, the natural captain, poured out the information in the file bag with displeasure.
A few pieces of paper, a bunch of photos, and 7 green round chips, worth a total of $700.
Thank God that the content of the course is written in Chinese. Shisan can understand it without looking up a dictionary. The theme of the course is "The Invincible Thief". The mission of the Chinese team is to steal a special gold chip.
The owner of the chips is named Chow Tai Fook, and of course he is not the same Chow Tai Fook who sold the fake diamond ring. This man is in his 40s, has a fat beer belly on his face, and a big gold chain hanging around his neck. He is the leader of the Asian gang in the Vegas Celestial City. In
His status here is comparable to that of the Mafia gang. This guy controls more than one-third of the drugs, prostitutes, arms business, and illegal labor in the entire state of Nevada.
As a gangster who has risen rapidly in recent years, he is very superstitious like many of his friends in the underworld. The gold chip is an artifact that he asked a monk to consecrate and protect. Chow Tai Fook always carries it with him as a talisman, even when he sleeps.
Take it with you even when taking a shower.
With this kind of scumbag with a combat power of only 5, if necessary, one of the thirteen can destroy an entire gang. However, the trick lies in the rules of the game. Since it is an intelligence test, naturally only the brain is allowed to be used and no hands are allowed.
Throughout the entire action, the Tianchao team was prohibited from using any practitioners' power, not even fighting skills.
Victoria, the head teacher, didn't care how to get the chips, but she was not allowed to reveal her true power.
"Is he trying to trick us to death? He won't even let us use any of our skills..." Thirteen had a headache. Although he was also the champion of three annual skill training exercises of the Underworld Bureau, with countless layouts, they all depended on proper handling.
Under the premise of giving full play to the team members' own strength.
Nowadays, no one has the ability to use it, but they have to pull out the teeth in the hands of the gang leader, and it turns into a hornet's nest in minutes!