In line with the principle that as bright as it is, it will be as dirty as it is. The divine world is far from being as beautiful as the fairyland that humans yearn for. The struggle for power has never stopped here. There are countless interests entangled in every agreement.
Among them: compromise, negotiation, fraud, commitment, betrayal, as early as when humans were still eating grass, gods had mastered all the skills needed for democratic politics.
They are more cunning than humans, more powerful than humans, live longer than humans, and are more greedy than humans. There are no eternal allies, only eternal interests. Even the greediest Lord God understands that plundering by joint stock system is not plundering, then
Ask the minority to obey the majority.
Under normal circumstances, the conflicts that occur in the Ninety-Nine Main Temple are never irreconcilable, and all the laughter and curses are just in exchange for more benefits. Everyone is an old man with a lifespan that is difficult to quantify, so naturally
Understand that losing money can not only eliminate disasters, but also make friends or make money back.
But today, the atmosphere here is completely wrong. God, who has always been regarded as the most tactful main god, is sitting in the position of the deputy temple leader with his beautiful long legs, allowing other main gods to accuse without any excuse or intention of compromise.
. She held a bottle of golden nail polish and calmly brushed her green fingernails among a group of scolding gods, as if they were farting.
Yes, godisagirl, and she is a beautiful girl, with European-style fair and sickly skin, big sapphire-like eyes, a high nose, a strong hemisphere exposed from the deep V-neckline of the white gauze dress, and a golden hair
Her long hair was tied into a fluffy braid like an ice queen. She was so beautiful that even the six pure gods would have her, and some gods would fantasize about her posture when masturbating.
"Yawei, we are so exhausted down there, but you are motionless up there! Just don't cooperate, you don't even have any reaction! We know that your family in heaven has a great cause, but don't treat us, the main gods, as dry food!"
The main god sitting below roared angrily. Yawei (yhwh) is actually the real name of God. It was not until Matteo Ricci came to China to preach in the late Ming Dynasty that he translated yhwh as "God", "Heaven", "God" and "Emperor of Heaven".
"It's not that I don't use you as dry food, but your intelligence is eaten by dogs." God Yawei painted her nail polish, looked at a pair of beautiful fingers, and finally replied with interest, "I never mind blocking the road.
Rob your friends, but at the very least you have to know where you are. Sometimes you can rob, and sometimes you can only beg.
I have to give even if I don't want to be robbed. Just beg me. Depending on how my mood is, I can give you my feet to lick if you like."
"You dare! You stinky bitch who turns your back on God and doesn't recognize God! What did you say when the plan to invade the human world was made? 'Everyone is the main god. In the lower world, we must pay attention to moral integrity, unite and be friendly, and eat meat together.'"
Come on now, their space crack has opened on the boundary of your heaven. Your price is now as high as 258,000 yuan. They have sent heavy troops to surround the crack entrance, saying that it is the private property of heaven.
I'm going to steal your property!" A master god who obviously had an oriental gangster spirit yelled.
"My friend, you have such a bad mouth. Do you use rice fields as toothpaste? You have to behave like a beggar when you beg for food. If you dare to talk to me like that, I won't open the space cracks for you to use for a hundred years. Don't you
Do you still dare to bring troops to fight in my heaven?" Yawei's contempt made the Lord speechless.
Seriously, do they dare to scold their mothers in this public area to satisfy their addiction, and really come out of these ninety-nine main temples and confront heaven head-on? Come on, these little main gods are not stupid, and they won't use this kind of thing.
Way to commit suicide.
"Today, I don't care about those who scold me. For the sake of my colleagues, I will treat you as if you have a bad stomach and farted collectively. If you still want to use the space crack, tell me in a nice voice and list your vested interests.
We have come to form a joint-stock company and have agreed on joint development of nature. If we can't agree, it doesn't matter. Our lives are unlimited, so we can talk slowly." Yawei smiled with a face that was asking for money, which made all the gods feel bad.
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"Classmate Xiaoya, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out today? You look like you are the only one in the world." The white-haired uncle sitting in the other deputy hall seat spoke. He looked like he was 80 years old.
The image of Zeus maintains strong muscles like a laughing torpedo. This guy only wears a bronze thong no matter what age or month he is. He is a complete muscle-forging enthusiast.
This guy even regards the muscles on his body as his own son. Ares, the famous god of war in Greek mythology, is actually his chest muscle, and Hercules... is his sphincter...
"Let me tell you, Xiaoya, it's understandable to charge for occupying a public toilet, but charging for both items is shameless. The space crack is still so small, and the troops sent at one time are only tens of thousands, and using one energy storage is half
In a month, the more powerful people are sent, the smaller the number of troops will be.
So far, at best, it can only teleport warriors at the level of God Kings, not even the Lord God." Zeus is well aware of the principle of demanding high prices and paying back the money, and has already begun to accuse the shortcomings of the "product", "Limited
The strength of the gods has undoubtedly increased the risk of the protoss galloping around the world. They are no longer the dull living beings that have been dull for thousands of years. Various demon hunting organizations have developed the ability to kill gods in the name of fighting against demons.
All this forces the gods in the lower world to carry out their activities with their tail between their legs, which greatly affects their profitability. If you still want to have a joint-stock system and stratify it, and only open your mouth at 30-70, is it too dark-hearted?"
Zeus's speech attracted the echo of a group of decentralized gods. I don't know how many likes it received at once?
"Brother Zhou, I'm not evil-hearted, little sister. For this missionary war, it's obvious to all how much effort Heaven has put in for thousands of years. When you were treated as a myth by humans and remade into movies, I was there all the time.
Developing doctrines, I have written several books of the Bible, the Old and New Testaments, and extended sects developed in heaven. For these layouts, I have devoted all my efforts to assign messengers to come down to earth to perform miracles and spread doctrines.
The result is that those masters and disciples who are all top-level god-kings are buried forever in the human world." Yawei already showed the posture of a weak woman at this moment, "I thought that their sacrifices could bring about the missionary war.
More benefits help us recover costs.
But now it's better. The 'key' arranged by Jade Emperor was activated in advance and only opened a crack in the door. Although it was opened in my paradise, it made us ourselves very stretched. Whether we can recover the cost of investment is a question.
, if you don’t charge some tolls, it’s considered compensation to grandma’s house.”
Yawei pushed all the troubles and problems to the Jade Emperor who sat at the highest position. Although he liked others to call him Haotian, few gods dared to call him that.
The Jade Emperor is the true king of the gods, the most powerful leader of the divine power in China, and has countless god-king level warriors under his command. Many great immortals are even more powerful than the main gods of other small sects. Everyone respects him as the
The head of the palace always followed his decisions. He proposed the plan for the missionary war and was responsible for many early arrangements. He was also deeply trusted by the patron gods.
But the greater the trust, the greater the responsibility. Now that there is an accident in the opening plan, the problem should naturally be placed on him. However, no god dares to scold Haotian like pointing at God's nose and scolding his mother. There is no way.
, I had no choice but to take action on Yawei, who was raising prices from the ground up.
Zeus was not a man of faith either. He immediately understood that Yawei wanted to ask the Jade Emperor for punishment, but speaking still required skill, so he acted out a bargaining show with her, allowing Yawei to push the problem to Haotian.
in front of.
But the Jade Emperor Haotian, who was sitting on the highest throne, looked down upon these little tricks at all. He was born with a handsome young look, with a golden crown on his head and one hand supporting the side of his face. All he kept looking at was the thirty-three in his hand.
Zhongtian Compass has particularly rich expressions, sometimes smiling, sometimes lamenting, sometimes doubtful, sometimes relieved...
The compass in the hands of the Jade Emperor is different from the compasses of ordinary Feng Shui masters. It's just that on the palm-sized compass of the thirty-third heaven, there are strange and weird characters that are as small as a virus. The densely pieced together data is bigger than a building.
All the texts in the National Library combined are even more.
And what is rotating in the crystal ball in the middle of the compass is not an ordinary magnetic needle, but... a vast galaxy rotating in it, as if the entire galaxy is in the hands of a god.
His ability is also the most unique one. Many gods even think that Haotian may be the illegitimate son of heaven, because with the help of the thirty-third heavenly compass, this guy can not only see through a life's past, present and future, but also modify it against the heavens.
It is the destiny of living beings to create the future they want.
This kind of power can even ignore the barriers of the three realms and can peek at the common people to its heart's content. It is definitely the strongest skill for peeking at fairies taking a bath.
No matter how long it was quiet in the Ninety-nine Main Temple, Haotian didn't look at the gods with a smile until he finished watching everything that happened in the world, "Everyone, there seems to be some deviation in the plan to open the door. In fact, when the key changed,
I have noticed something strange, but I still take it a little bit lightly. I just arrange for the kings of hell to put pressure on the Underworld Bureau to resolve these crises on their own.
The final result proved that I was still too stupid and naive.
The key opened the door in advance, but it only opened a crack. He asked us to rush or retreat, and we were caught in a dilemma. But this discomfort was just because of the bad aperitif, and the taste of the subsequent staple food would not be the same.
affected.
But I really want to know, Yawei, what is the content of the order you issued against the key, whether you will be martyred or captured without mercy?
If our key hadn't been as mean as a dog and as cunning as a snake, your right-hand man, Angel Nislock, would have been killed in the Big Apple City.
You didn't even give me any advance notice of such a generous play... Do you want to die?"
Haotian Jade Emperor's face suddenly turned cold as ice!