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Chapter 384: The Funny Game Plan

Human beings have been worshiping various gods for thousands of years. The Jade Emperor, as the most advanced god in heavenly belief, is regarded as the king of gods, and heaven is under his control. He has countless heavenly soldiers and generals from all walks of life.

With the help of gods, many fairies, and countless elixirs and spiritual objects, he not only has eternal life, but also has everything that any living thing wants to have.

Thirteen didn't even know what expression to use to face such an existence...especially when this guy showed up at his wedding.

"What do you want to do? Kill me?" Thirteen took a deep breath. Fortunately, in this world where time stood still, air could still be breathed into his lungs, otherwise Thirteen would have died of suffocation.

"Don't be so unimaginative, okay? After all, I am also a god at the top. It's not my turn to do jobs like killing people, right? Besides, I also told you that I can't kill people. I just want to be with you.

Let's talk, this kind of time travel is not easy. Every minute you stay here, you will consume the spiritual power of a thousand-year flat peach. Using time to stop will consume a ten-thousand-year flat peach every minute.

Although Heaven has grown a lot of these things, but after consuming them, I have to eat them one bite at a time. I hate the taste, it’s too sweet.” Haotian frowned and said, “Actually, I came down here because I just wanted to join you.

It's just a wedding, after all, you are the couple I personally brought together."

"Are you saying that you accepted my request from my previous life in exchange for a single life just to meet Lin Xi?" Thirteen had long heard Lin Xi say such a story about the past.

"Do you really think this is the truth? I've told you that the lower world is not easy. Do you think I would go against the will of heaven and change my fate just to love a fairy for a grain of ordinary sand?" Haotian smiled knowingly.

"Thirteen, actually before you were born, you were the most special. You were not an ordinary piece of sand. Back then, Heaven gathered the original spiritual materials of the Three Realms to repair the Three Realms barrier and created the strongest Three Realm barrier in history. There is no

Leave no chance for the gods and demons to destroy...

However, he still left a loophole to break through the world, and that was you."

"I...what on earth am I?"

"You are the key to the Three Realms, the key to realizing your dream... You are the original spirit sand of the Three Realms that was missed from the fingers of heaven. Other 'yous', countless yous, have been used to repair the loopholes in the Three Realms. Only you are free from him.

The tip of my finger slipped and fell into the world."

On the day Haotian left the world, he watched Thirteen slip away from Tian's fingers. At that moment, his original despair disappeared. In his eyes, Thirteen was a seed that would grow in the Three Realms.

The most beautiful flowers bloom.

But the seeds need to be watered and cultivated, weeded regularly, fertilized, tied with supports, and built as a greenhouse. Every step requires careful care.

First of all, Haotian needs to create a strong enough impact on Shisan to inspire him to use the power of his soul to break through the barriers of the three realms, so that he can tear open the cage of the three realms.

For this impact, Thirteen needs a human heart, and in order to stimulate his power, he also needs emotional watering. Asking what love is in the world, it only requires life and death...

A lingering and pathos love is undoubtedly the best fertilizer. The name of Fairy Dootie naturally appeared in Haotian's mind. Is there any more perfect lover than this kind-hearted girl?

Haotian's endless modifications to Fairy Tiao Tie's destiny were not to allow her to enjoy wealth, but to allow her to meet Shisan, the original spiritual sand of the Three Realms, again and again, and to use her true feelings to conceive this grain of sand until it possesses the spirit of matter. , until it fell deeply in love with this girl.

Just like Haotian said, there is no love or hate for no reason in the world, everything has its own laws and origins.

The love between Shisan and Lin Xi is the outcome arranged by Haotian. They are chess pieces and have been manipulated for thousands of years. Probably only the gods in the Three Realms have the patience to slowly execute such a long plan.

"Everything about you is given to you by me. I also arranged the ending of you and Lin Xi today. After observing you for too long, I even regard you as my own children. I will be sad for your sorrow and for your happiness." And happy.

So, how can I miss your wedding? I have been waiting for this moment for thousands of years." Haotian sighed deeply.

Thirteen stood there blankly and didn't speak for a long time. After being silent for about three ten thousand year flat peaches, he raised his head and smiled, "Thank you for your funny plan. It's okay to use me." , whether you are playing with me or not, at least at this moment, I still have my own mind and the people I love are still alive. This is enough. I don’t pretend that I am a tool of a certain god and am so entangled that I have to commit suicide by jumping off a building. Find yourself.

I am who I am, living the real me."

"You are more open-minded than I thought, and you are qualified to become a god, so I want to communicate with you in person and give each other a chance. If you are willing, you, Lin Xi, and your friends can count on each other. Can become a god.

Don't believe in myths and legends. Heaven has never been a rigid and forbidden place. If you want to even take the seven fairies to bathe in the Yao Pond and drink flower wine, of course it can only be done on your own terms. Forces are still not allowed. "This is probably the most generous offer offered by Haotian, and even Shisan's friends have taken it into consideration.

"Doing shameful things with the seven fairies in the Yaochi...you really hit my g-spot right away." Thirteen chuckled, "But I'm used to opening the window in the early morning and taking a deep breath of the smoggy air. Eating burnt rings fried in ditches, eating steamed buns made from dead pork, riding the subway so crowded that it floats in the air, and drinking cold drinks with excessive chlorine. Seeing how busy the leaders are, the people in the country are happy, and people abroad are in trouble every day. News Feeds.

This is my life, and I have a habit that is hard to give up..."

"Can I understand that you rejected me?" Haotian was not surprised by this result.

"It's not a rejection of you, it's a declaration of war. I can feel your power. If necessary, you can even kill me with a look. However, even ants will attack elephants for the trampled ant nest. This is instinct." Thirteen stands firmly on the land of mankind.

"Do you know? You are just a grain of sand, but you never belong to any of the three realms. You are the substance closest to the sky, but your role is only suitable for opening the door.

Now that the cracks in the sky have opened, gods will continue to come to this world. The only possibility for human beings to survive is to become our believers. It is very easy to control the world with faith. Your former leaders and now Many leaders attest to this.

Of course, we will naturally become more familiar with controlling these ourselves." Haotian raised his head and looked at the sky.

"But no matter what kind of tyrant rules, there will always be resisters, and there will always be people who are unwilling to submit to the gods." Thirteen said coldly.

"Fortunately, we don't need everyone to believe in us. Those lives without belief are the existences we want to obliterate. Thirteen, enjoy your married life. Although it is short, you who love each other are

Be happy, let's continue with the wedding." Haotian returned to the stage with a smile, keeping time still, and put the thirty-third heavenly compass back into the Bible.

"Mr. Thirteen, do you want Miss Lin Xi to be your legal wife? No matter whether you are rich or poor, whether in sickness or in health, you will never leave her and always stay by her side?" Time resumed its movement, and Haotian continued to ask.

road.

"I do." Although Thirteen said this, his eyes kept staring at the young pastor, feeling like a gay man who was forced to be straight.

"Please exchange rings." Haotian said with a smile after watching Lin Xi and Shisan put on the rings that symbolized their commitment, "Now I declare that you have officially become a legal couple, and you can kiss your bride."

Seeing that Thirteen did not respond, Lin Xi took the initiative and hugged Thirteen's neck and kissed him deeply. The guests at the scene cheered, and countless ribbon guns were shot into the air. On the speedboat in the distance,

Countless fireworks were shot into the sky, lighting up the entire night sky.

The wedding finally ended in the perfect way that Lin Xi wanted. The slight flaw was that Thirteen was staring at the young pastor even when he was kissing the bride.

Haotian left the scene so quietly. The god came to earth but did not hurt anyone, just like he said.

While this grand wedding was going on, in a dense forest tree house far away in the northernmost part of the Celestial Empire, Principal Xingshi Shi just opened his eyes. He woke up a little earlier than usual, and Bi Fang was making breakfast in the kitchen.

He tried his best to support himself and sit up, looking directly at the person sitting on the bed... Haotian.

"Jade Emperor...are you here to kill me? No, you shouldn't be able to kill me." The astrological poem foresaw such a future one second ago, and Haotian has arrived this second. Foreseeing the most terrifying enemy in the future, Mo

A living being that can stop time, it will already start changing the future at the same time as you foresee it.

"Don't be nervous. Although you interfered with my plan, I am much more generous than you think. I will not kill you." Haotian reassured.

"I don't think so. In the future I see, you have tortured and killed thousands of children just because the ginseng fruit trees planted in your backyard need fertilization..." Astrology Poetry shivered when he recalled that scene.

Among the many creatures in the human world, he is probably the only one who has seen God's reign of terror at this moment...

"You know so much. In fact, you are a very special life form. This is your first life. Your soul was created recently. I think you should be the last soul created by heaven. I once thought

I have used my tampered destiny to kill you countless times, but your ability to foresee the future has evaded me all the time.

This troubled me... In the end, you still affected my plan. Thirteen who opened the door early has caused disputes in the heavens and changed the way we do things. As a human being, your power is far greater than that of the entire underworld.

The bureau's resistance." Haotian sighed deeply.

"What do you want to do?" Astrology Poetry asked warily.

"Don't worry, just like you said, I can't kill you, but I can do one thing." Haotian smiled and tapped Astrology Shi's forehead, "That is to seal your ability to foresee."


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