Chapter 4 Recruitment email from the Underworld Bureau
The wind on the rooftop whistled past you at night, and the rain stopped, but it still carried the biting coldness of early spring. You don't know how those nine evil Hulu babies survived?
From the position of Lin Xi, Thirteen was facing the mummy, which was only 15 meters away. With his hands in his trouser pockets, he looked like a hooligan on the street. With the long black box behind his waist, Thirteen could see it.
It looks like an artificial cross.
Lin Xi had seen Taoist priests on TV. They all wore old khaki Taoist robes and kept saying "Tai Shang Lao Jun". They were swinging around with their mahogany swords while groaning. They were too different from the gangster in front of him.
too much.
"Girl, close your eyes. Our bureau has regulations that you cannot leave witnesses when doing things, otherwise your wages will be deducted. If you don't want to drink the Meng Po soup I made with ditch water, don't peek."
Lin Xi raised his hand to cover his eyes, but the darkness was far scarier than the ghost, so he couldn't help but leave a gap in his knuckles. There was nothing he could do. Anyway, his salary would be deducted but not his own...
In the gap, Shisan took out a handful of durian candies and stuffed them into his mouth. Then he stretched his hands to his crotch and unzipped his pants facing the shriveled and smelly body of the ghost renter.
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Lin Xi couldn't help shouting in his heart, what a beast! He didn't even let go of the corpse...
But what Thirteen took out from his crotch was far harder than the thing on his body. It was actually a motorcycle handlebar, complete with accelerator and handbrake.
"For a 2-star evil ghost, you have to use the 'Sword and Shrine Ghost'. Isn't it a bit too extravagant?" Xiao Qiang, who was lying on his shoulder, said.
"Although she is a big-breasted beauty, she is very annoying if she can't listen to people's words." With a snap, one end of the long black box behind Thirteen split open like a beast's mouth, full of black fangs.
A huge animal pupil suddenly opened on the surface of the box.
Thirteen held the motorcycle handle and inserted it into the opening of the black box. With a clear click, Thirteen actually pulled out a 1.2 meter long mahogany sword blade from the box.
"Can that kind of toy hurt me?" the ghost renter sneered.
Thirteen turned his head and looked at a steel pipe for drying clothes next to him. He raised the sword in his hand and slashed through it. He saw that the steel pipe was broken into two pieces at the waist and fell to the ground. The Taomu sword was not dented at all.
No traces were left, and the strange incantations on the blade could be faintly seen.
"The mahogany sword of the founding Taoist priests of Maoshan has a long history, and it is considered our ancestor. No one knows what technology it is made of, but it is harder than steel and sharper than a knife, especially for killing monsters and monsters.
It’s so easy to use, it only costs 998.” Thirteen held the mahogany sword with a motorcycle handle tilted up, looking like a TV shopping.
"Those who prevent me from taking revenge are all enemies!" The ghost renter tore up the plastic bags on her body, and let out a ghostly cry like a wolf with her dry vocal cords. She casually shook her black arms twice, which were as thick as two centimeters on both sides.
The cement insulation board was smashed into pieces, as if struck by a hammer.
Holding the sword behind his back, Thirteen's body seemed to be attached to the platform, and he rushed forward with force under his feet. A large amount of water bloomed behind him like exploding flowers. The acceleration was faster than that of the Olympic sprinter.
The blow was even more violent, and from a distance of 15 meters, he rushed in front of the ghost renter almost in an instant.
The black arm waved by the ghost renter was like a whip, breaking the floor in front of her into pieces. Thirteen had no intention of stopping. He raised his hand and struck hard with the sword. The arm that could easily break even the cement board was cut into pieces.
The two pieces suddenly flew into the air, and the black blood that had already condensed into powder was flying everywhere, but Thirteen suddenly jumped into the arms of the ghost renter.
The blade of the sword cut through the body, creating sparks like metal. A knife edge cut from the abdomen to the back, and even the dry internal organs fell out. The pool of filth on the ground was like a chicken slaughter stall in the wet market.
of.
"Impossible! My skin is harder than iron! My hands are faster than the wind! This is my Nine-Nine Soul Night, and my spiritual power is the strongest! Why was I cut open by a broken sword?!
"The ghost renter roared and covered her stomach, feeling as if she was dying all over again.
"You are too arrogant and too insignificant. The order of reincarnation cannot be disrupted, and the order of the three realms cannot be violated. No matter you are a ghost or a human, there is always some power that is above you and me.
Give you one last chance and let me save you, otherwise I will completely disappear you from reincarnation." Thirteen swung it to the side, and the black stains on the sword blade were like spilled ink on the platform.
"Can you transcend my resentment? Can you erase the pain of being killed by the one you love? I curse you! Curse all men! I will kill him, kill all of you!" Guizhu
Po cried and stood up again. She wanted to cry, but not even a single tear fell from her dry eyes.
"In that case, it's a good journey..." Stepping on the ground again, Thirteen rushed back in the opposite direction. The ghost renter's counterattack was as powerless to Thirteen as an angry woman. She didn't know how to fight at all, just like
She doesn't understand men at all.
Thirteen's mahogany sword cut the ghost tenant's throat horizontally. This was the wound when she died, and it was also the wound in her heart. Under the wound, the white soul was pulled out with a roar, and twisted into a shape in the air.
The white light group finally exploded.
Countless soul fragments are floating in the air, like fireflies beside the farmland in summer. It’s hard to imagine that such an ugly evil ghost would be so sad and beautiful when he died?
The movement on the rooftop finally alerted the residents below, and they quickly called the police.
In addition to the police, ambulances and overtime reporters who arrived, the boxed female body on the rooftop and nine naked women masturbating each other were enough to change the headlines of tomorrow's news.
In the next few hours, the police issued a nationwide arrest warrant for Amin. I believe it won't take long before this guy is sent to prison. With his handsome appearance, he will probably be forced to "pick up soap" by inmates often.
Bar.
And the whole process was explained as "a beautiful girl who returned to China wanted to commit suicide by jumping off a building because of a change in her family. Later, she was attacked by a group of obscene men and accidentally broke into the murder case"... The entire title is full of sensitive words, which is unpopular and unreasonable!
Lin Xi sat in the police car with a blanket on her body. The reporters who planned to interview her were all blocked outside the blockade. The creamy hot cocoa in her hand seemed to be the best thing that happened to her tonight.
Just when she was about to drink it, Thirteen suddenly sat in and took it to her. She drank it all in one gulp. This guy was not afraid of getting esophageal cancer. His love for sweets destined him to be less than 30 years old.
Will he die from diabetes?
"It's all done. It will be fine if you go back with them and take notes later. Seeing that you have no place to live, I asked the police uncle to arrange a guest house for you, and they will pay for it. But you can only stay for one day at most.
You still have to look for a house by yourself. Next time, remember to show you the house after midnight. He is either a ghost or a pervert. I am like "Guo Jingming pressing the elevator" (I don't know how to ask Du Niang), so I can only help you here.
"Thirteen put down the cup and burped.
"Although there is some misunderstanding between us, I still thank you." Lin Xi's tutor asked her to bow sincerely and say thank you, "If it weren't for the cold war with dad, I would definitely invite you home for dinner to express my gratitude."
"It's okay. I don't have money to pay with my body. Although you are not an F cup, you still have 115cm long legs. I can make do with it." Shisan smiled lewdly.
With a bang, Thirteen was kicked out of the police car, accompanied by constant curses. Until the police car drove away with Lin Xi, the curse of "stinky gangster" could be heard from the window.
After watching the police car leave, Thirteen put on his black trench coat again, dragged his suitcase, and walked toward the deserted street, carrying his sword on his back.
His cell phone also remembered at this moment...
"Godmother, I'm almost killed by you. I worked an overtime class so late, you have to apply for overtime pay for me! Now, send me the address of my new dormitory!" Shisan's back disappeared.
In the night.
The night finally passed without any danger, but the battle in Lin Xi was not over yet.
After only staying in a publicly funded hotel for one day, Lin Xi ran away directly because her father had already sent someone to look for her.
Although Lin Xi usually has a lot of pocket money, most of it is settled with credit cards. In order to hide the information about her return to China, she bought a plane ticket with the few cash she had. Now she only has about 800 yuan in her pocket. She has no choice but to transfer it to
, this is probably the cheapest place to stay overnight in the imperial capital.
Of course, the most important thing is that there are many people here, and you don't have to worry about encountering ghosts and other dirty things, except for the Shamate with yellow hair and afro.
Lin Xi submits her resume on the website every day, looking for ways to stay in this land with so much money. Although she is now a college graduate, she is still very confident in her English and French. In addition, she once
I have also worked as an intern in a Fortune 500 company, and my work resume is quite good.
Unfortunately, things are often not as simple as imagined. In the imperial capital, there is never a shortage of talents. Even college students are vying to be dungeon workers. Being able to speak foreign languages cannot become a core competitiveness.
For three days, Lin Xi received replies from small companies that looked like scammers, plus interview notices from two bathing centers.
Lin Xi didn't want to compromise and work in a fast food restaurant. The main reason was not that she felt the work was despicable, but that her father had already started to look for her. When working in a public place, the chance of being found was too high. This was also the reason why Lin Xi stayed in the bar.
one.
On the third day after Lin Xi settled in the bar, when he was about to leave for an interview at a suburban deer farm, a new email from 51job popped up on the computer screen.
I quickly clicked on it and saw the message "Congratulations, you have received an interview opportunity."
According to the data, Lin Xi was selected by a public institution, and his workplace is within the third ring road of the imperial capital. After passing the examination and being admitted, he will enjoy five insurances and three housing funds, paid annual leave, on-the-job training, 13 salary at the end of the year, rating year-end bonus, and public travel.
Medical treatment for serious illnesses, birthday red envelopes...
Lin Xi scrolled two screens for detailed explanations of various benefits, and her fingers trembled when she saw the last one, because this public institution provides a regular civil service establishment, and you must know that these are serious civil servants in the imperial capital!!
The only flaw is that the name of this business unit is weird...
"Underworld Bureau? Is it the crematorium unit?" Lin Xi frowned slightly and asked in confusion.