In the concept of time in the Three Realms, one day in the God Realm is equal to one year in the human world, and 1 hour in the human world is equal to 10 hours in the Demon Realm. However, the three worlds are separated by the Three Realms Barrier. For them, they are still parallel spaces, and they can travel from one world to another.
After entering a world, the timeline will automatically synchronize to the concept of the current world.
In other words, the space gate that requires fifteen days for the earth to accumulate energy is 15 days for every world. The only difference is that for Thirteen who is used to the earth's seasons, it will always feel like time
It goes by a little too fast. Take masturbation as an example. Things that could be done in 3 minutes in the past may take 30 minutes here... This habit will not change along the timeline.
Thirteen felt that time was like a torch and years flew by in the demon world, but for Lin Xi, the past 14 days were as long as 14 years...
The dark night in the God Realm is like the polar night. When you wake up from your sleep, the sky is still full of stars. Then you fall asleep again, and when you wake up again, it is still an unfinished night.
Lin Xi didn't want to adapt to life in the God Realm, but life forced her to adapt slowly. In the God Realm, her cells followed the biological clock here. Even though she spent the equivalent of 14 years in the human world, she still maintained
She looks as young as if 14 days had just passed.
The only thing that cannot follow the biological clock is the aging of the soul and the maturation of the mind. The Queen Mother always looks like a lolita who is a good person, and she always arranges her life to the fullest. She first goes to Tianhe to walk horses, and then goes to Pantaoyuan to have breakfast and meet the Eight Immortals.
Playing chess, practicing dancing with the seven fairies, helping Chang'e drive away the annoying canopy, teasing Erlang Shen Xiaotian...
Lin Xi followed the naturally stupid Queen Mother and galloped freely in the vast heaven, but this was definitely not surrender. In these 14 days, Lin Xi was not an easy horse. She had roared, been frustrated, suffered from pain, and begged.
, I laughed, heartlessly.
I once almost vomited to death after eating flat peaches, but I survived with Taishang Laojun's first aid pill. I also once challenged Erlang Shen from Nantianmen with a kitchen knife, just to kill the space gate of heaven, but Erlang Shen didn't do anything at all.
, just a Roaring Sky Dog beat Lin Xi into a dog, and Lin Xi, who didn't know how to restrain himself at all, was almost bitten to death by the Roaring Sky Dog.
She stirred up trouble everywhere, and even used the sulfur used by Taishang Laojun to make alchemy to make a bomb, and threw it into the Lingxiao Palace. At that time, a regular meeting of the Heavenly Court was held, and all the immortals gathered. Lin Xi learned how to make bombs from Thirteen, but obviously he didn't
After using the sulfur from the God Realm, it is impossible to control the explosion yield.
With a loud bang, the Lingxiao Palace was blown up, causing all the exits to spurt out flames and thick smoke. Of course, the glamorous immortals would not be killed by this explosion, but they were all in a miserable state.
Lin Xi's mischief finally aroused the dissatisfaction of the gods. Many gods jointly proposed that Lin Xi be imprisoned in the sky prison to ensure that he would not cause trouble again.
But the Jade Emperor Haotian smiled and vetoed the proposal. In his words, Lin Xi was just acclimatized for a short time, and it would be fine if he made a fuss for a few more days. The Queen Mother who does not interfere in government affairs also came out and got angry. Who dares to touch Lin Xi?
, the end will be the same as Erlang Shen’s barking dog.
Everyone knows that Roaring Sky Dog had a fight with Lin Xi, and Lin Xi was almost bitten to death. Later, Roaring Sky Dog suddenly became so good and docile. The gods asked Erlang God, what did the Queen Mother do to Roaring Sky Dog?
What? Erlangshen sighed with tears in his eyes, "Xiaotian is squatting and peeing now. Some organ of his body has been permanently damaged. His sexual orientation has completely changed. He used to ride female dogs, but now he is being beaten by male dogs."
After riding it, he became a gay dog...
The gods shed tears when they understood the truth, and they never dared to offend the Queen Mother again.
Starting from the 14th day, Lin Xi no longer went there, did nothing, and no longer had any emotions. She came to the Nantian Gate again wearing a fairy dress. Erlang Shen saw that this crazy woman had a big head.
Yes, the heavenly soldiers of Nantianmen were trembling with fear. They didn't know how to deal with this woman who was blessed by the Lord God. If they didn't handle it well, they would be castrated like the poor howling dogs.
"Fairy Dootie, we have no grudges or grudges in the past, so why are you so embarrassed?" Erlang Shen couldn't bear to look at her with his three eyes.
"You guard your door, I'll wait for my people, don't bother me." Lin Xi didn't bother to pay attention to this guy with corns on his forehead. She jumped lightly, sat on the archway of Nantianmen and looked into the distance.
Just imagine what a sacred place Nantianmen is. Even if you spit here, you will be punished by five thunderbolts, let alone openly insulting the city gate.
However, Erlang Shen had no way to deal with this crazy woman. He could only keep an eye on it by himself and ordered someone to report it to the Queen Mother to deal with it.
This trip lasted only a few days in the human world. Surprisingly, it was not the Queen Mother and her imperial guards who arrived, but the Jade Emperor Haotian who held the thirty-three-day compass in his hand?!
"Sir!" Erlang Shen quickly bowed and saluted. Suddenly he felt that his political performance was going to be deducted again this time. He couldn't handle such a small matter well, and even recruited the biggest leaders...
"Stop worshiping, you all go do your own thing, I will handle her." Haotian Jade Emperor tapped the ground lightly, his body was like a leaf blowing in the wind, and landed lightly on the Nantian Gate, standing there
Lin Xi's side.
"It's almost the 15th day. I thought you would pick a fight with Erlang Shen." Haotian smiled, he knew Lin Xi so well.
"No more trouble, no more energy. Anyway, even if you hit me, you can't beat me." Lin Xi leaned on the splendid glazed tiles, "After being here for so long, one thing I can be sure of is that you are all extremely powerful monsters.
Because you are monsters, I will never let you go to the human world. Everything Thirteen did is right." Lin Xi still didn't mention this name again for many days (years), but suddenly it turned out that it wasn't awkward at all, and Lin Xi even had the guts to say it.
The urge to cry.
"There is no absolute right or wrong in the world. We are all just doing what we think is right." Haotian sighed, "I know you expected Thirteen to save you, but just 15 days ago, he
He has been thrown into the demon world. I know he is very special, but it is not a simple matter to break out of the demon world. The time in the three realms is synchronized, and our fifteen days are also 15 days for the demon world. You are looking forward to thirteen
It is unrealistic to escape from the Demon Realm and reach the God Realm in 15 days.
I advise you to go back to Yaochi Garden to rest in peace. I promise that if Shisan comes, he will not be beaten to death immediately." Asking what love is in the world, it only makes life and death mutually agreeable. Haotian single-handedly triggered Shisan's peace.
Lin Xi has been in love for a long time, but he never thought that they would love so truly.
"I don't want to go there. There are too many unimportant people laughing and joking around, so I can't miss him quietly. I just want to find a quiet place, closer to him, and wait for him. Invincible Jade Emperor, you
Can you help me? I promise not to run away, make trouble, or cry anymore, but I just want to miss him quietly." Lin Xi spoke to the Jade Emperor in a begging tone for the first time.
"You know the rules, you can't go out of Nantianmen, because this is the boundary of heaven." The Jade Emperor stopped blocking him and jumped back to the cloud-like earth.
"Your Majesty, the sniper team has prepared a god-level anesthesia gun, which is guaranteed to hit with one hit. Fairy Tie's physical fitness will make her pass out before she even feels it." Erlang Shen came to Haotian Jade Emperor's side,
Just like a hawker selling rat poison.
"No need, just let her stay quietly." Haotian Jade Emperor had already compromised.
"Your Majesty, Nantian Gate is the only way for all the gods to enter and exit the heaven. Is there something wrong with letting her stay there like this?" Erlang Shen was a little embarrassed.
"I have the final say on whether it's okay or not. She can stay where she wants. If anyone looks up when they come in, even if they are openly weixie fairies, they will be arrested by me, okay?" After the Jade Emperor Haotian finished speaking, he left with a duster.
, leaving behind a group of dazed heavenly soldiers and the miserable-looking Erlang Shen.
"Is this him? He wants to play with my rhythm to death..." Erlangshen suddenly wanted to be transferred.
And at this moment, outside the Big Apple, in an abandoned subway plaza, with the sunlight projected above the head, the astrological poem came under that sunlight under Bifang's promotion.
"Everyone, it's just the right time. It's time to teach those gods a lesson." Astrology Shi said with an oxygen mask on his face, but he also said with a smile.
In the surrounding darkness, pairs of monsters' pupils opened, as if they were in hell.
"We are a little disappointed. Why do humans and gods sign an agreement not to invade each other, but we have to face the gods' troops alone?" A local monster lord expressed his doubts before leaving.
"Because the human world is far more complicated than ours. Human beings who fully offend the gods will only accelerate the world's descent into hell." He walked forward with his hands in his pockets and smiled ferociously, "Stop complaining, human beings have already done this for us.
It provides a lot of convenience, not to mention, in addition to angels, there are nearly 8 million people in the Big Apple City, and those are also food. Humans did not play any tricks to keep all that food in the city."
"That is to say, can we have another Hundred Ghost Night Banquet?" Canglan, a Shuten boy from the Foot Basin Country, said excitedly.
"Please remember that your first task is to clean up the angels, destroy their spiritual gathering platforms, and attack valuable targets. Eating people is only a means of supply, not an end." Astrology Poetry added with some conscience.
"Let's go!" With a fierce command, thousands of yellow Pikachu rushed towards the Big Apple City 1 along the railway track. The monster alliance's attack on the angels has officially begun!