Life in District D is torturous. The most torturous thing is not being able to sleep at all in the middle of the night, and having to stare wide-eyed while watching a disgusting live GV drama. Thirteen's eyes started to grow pinpricks after watching it. Thirteen
I believe that no matter whether this asshole king is a bastard or not, I must kill this bastard in the end. He has seriously challenged my ability to tolerate perversion.
As for the shiitake mushroom heads, they also suffered the same. Not only did the poor student also have trouble sleeping, he also had to lie on the bed with cans and barrels of water in order to resist the toxicity of the spermatozoa, and he had to drink it every hour.
Once, I didn't dare to get out of bed easily, so I could only hold another empty bucket and pee directly.
The reason why I didn't dare to get out of bed was because I had made a mistake and chose the upper bunk in the gay cabin. As a result, whenever I climbed down the ladder from above, I always felt like there were more than a hundred pairs of eyes looking at me from behind, following me in the bathhouse.
It's as scary as picking up soap.
He had no choice but to stay on the bed as soon as he entered the cell to ensure that his anus would not turn into a sunflower.
There was no other way. The two new roommates, who were more alert than cats in the middle of the night, could only find a spot where the prison guards were standing guard during the break and fall asleep on the ground. Several times, the prison guards thought they were dead and almost sent them to the infirmary.
Go inside.
This kind of day lasted for 4 days, until one night. This day was particularly weird. The asshole king who favored several men every night went to bed early, and the dose of sperm on the brain was doubled.
Thirteen patted the mushroom head on the upper bunk and reminded him to drink an extra glass of water. The mushroom head was so frightened that he almost knocked over the urine bucket in his hand and could only continue to drink water helplessly.
Time passed silently, until at 1:01 in the middle of the night, a burst of singing came from outside the prison door from far to near...
"Hide and seek, hide and seek, you hide it and I'll come find it. I'll find it soon, find it and let's play together."
As if being inspired by a demon, Thirteen quickly sat up from the bed. He was running around in the cell nervously, looking for weapons that could be used. He was so familiar with this feeling that it made people forget about it.
The coldness in your spine is the attack of an evil spirit.
Normally Thirteen is really not afraid of these things. When the ghosts in the sword niche are hanging, the spirit release machine is in hand, and all kinds of props are hung under the windbreaker, he really doesn't take it seriously as many ghosts come. But it's different now. Except for a single person, Thirteen has many gods.
There are no props for catching ghosts with a horse. You can't even find a pen to grab a roll of toilet paper or draw a charm.
Thirteen made a lot of noise while rummaging through boxes and cabinets, but the strong men and fuck kings lying on the bed didn't react at all, and they all covered themselves with sheets.
"Hey, what are you doing! Hide quickly!!" Shigugutou shouted nervously.
"Hide some wool? Can you hide something like this?" Thirteen rummaged through a pile of adult toys for something that could be used. These die-hard gays made a pile of silicone toys.
Can't you buy some hard goods?
Finally, Thirteen stared at the water pipe on the toilet, rushed forward like crazy, and pulled off the water pipe fixed on the wall with his bare hands, causing the toilet to leak and turn into a fountain.
And when he looked back with the water pipe in his hand, soaked all over, the singing had stopped abruptly, and a fat figure 2 meters tall was standing outside the cell door. The moonlight projected the furry figure into the cell. At first glance
When I looked at it, I thought it was My Neighbor Totoro from Hayao Miyazaki's animation, but the fangs in its wide grin, the sharp claws, and the evil ghost tattoos exposed on the short-haired skin are really too young for children.
"I found you, meow." The giant cat looked straight at Thirteen with its big ferocious eyes.
"Tai Shang Laojun, be as urgent as the law, break through the sky and earth, and accept the soul to return to the origin!" Thirteen bit his finger and drew a spell on the water pipe with blood. The water pipe seemed to be heated and burned.
A faint steam emerged. Thirteen used secret techniques to temporarily turn the water pipe into a weapon that could cause damage to ghosts, but the effect was not lasting at all.
"Come and play with me, meow." The big cat waved its claws and grabbed the cell door. It bounced open with a sound, as if it had received an electric shock. And just after the evil spirit touched the cell door, the cell door
A huge ghost-repelling rune array appeared on the carpet inside.
"It's too bad, Meow. I will come back, Meow. None of you can survive, Meow." The big cat quickly escaped along the corridor, and the sharp spiritual pressure finally dissipated at this moment.
Thirteen panted fiercely, walked back to the bed and ate some sugar. It was so exciting just now. Although Xiaoqiang was not present, Thirteen could not accurately define the harm index of that guy, but judging from the level of spiritual pressure
Look, that weird cat ghost is definitely a third-level evil ghost. If there was a fight, with the water pipe in hand and such a small space in the cell, Thirteen would have no chance of winning.
At this time, Ganfu Wang, who was pretending to be asleep, also got up from the bed and sat next to bed thirteen.
"You really came here to find this guy, just like the three hide-and-seek guys in front of you. You actually dare to take advantage of this guy and that kind of evil spirit." The Ganfu King said softly, his tone no longer calm.
Ordinary frivolity.
"Is that thing your friend?" Now Thirteen can be sure that the asshole king next to him is not the head-turning master he is looking for.
"I won't have such cruel friends. That thing is called a prison cat, and it is an evil spirit refined from the Thai head-dropping technique. To refine the prison cat, you need to kill 999 black cats, collect the resentful spirits, and finally use the prison to
The evil man's blood is poured into shape. This kind of evil ghost is close to the naughty ghost. Even if he transforms into an evil ghost, he can't get rid of the playful nature of the cat, so he will play hide and seek with the person he wants to kill. Once he is targeted by it, he will definitely
He will be tortured to death." Ganfu Wang talked eloquently.
"Why do you know so well?" Thirteen said in surprise.
"When I was practicing Bai Nian in Thailand, I felt that the art of lowering one's head was very weird, so I spent a lot of money to hire a well-known master of lowering one's head to be my master. I studied for three years, but my talent was average and I could not become a great master of lowering one's head. However,
I have learned some relevant knowledge and the life-saving head-bending method. Just like the ghost-exorcist rune array on the ground, I collected countless human male breast silk threads, embedded them in the carpet, and used the Qi of the Sun to fight against them.
The evil spirit of evil spirits. The king of farts.
"Fuck! You're such a pervert! You've made all the hair on the floor!" Thirteen quickly put his feet back on the bed. When he remembered that he had been so excited just now and stepped on the hair with his bare feet, Thirteen felt like a wild goose.
The melancholy of flying to the southeast. In addition, Thirteen finally understood why these guys had such clean whiteboards, and they used them as raw materials for textiles.
"Anyway, we are comrades in the trenches. I hope you can make that thing for me. The prison cat has been living in this area for almost two years. I knew how scary this thing was from the beginning, so I arranged it.
I set up a ghost-repelling rune array in my room. I thought this would keep that guy away from me.
But that thing suddenly started to haunt me more than a month ago. One day every week it would appear outside my cell and try to find a way to get in.
I can feel it, that thing is coming to take my life, hero, you have to save me!" Ganfu Wang begged bitterly.
"Save your sister, didn't you listen to what that guy said? He's even targeting my life now!" The only solution in Thirteen's head is to quickly find the table where the head-officer sacrificed, and then
Leave all the troubles to the Underworld Bureau to deal with.
In order to find the dining table, Thirteen had to go to the isolation cabin where all the investigators mysteriously disappeared.
"King Fuck, if you want to survive, you have to do me a favor." Thirteen said seriously.
"Okay, as long as I can kill that prison cat, I'm willing to fuck my ass even if you want." The fuck king cried with joy.
"You have a good idea, put away your sunflower, I'm not interested in that." Thirteen said and poked the mushroom head on the upper bunk, "Hey, I need your help too."
The mushroom head didn't say anything, but a pile of pungent-smelling, hot liquid dripped from the wooden planks of the upper bunk, like rain.
"Fuck! You pissed yourself!" Thirteen quickly jumped from the bed to the ground. As a result, there was a soft and somewhat pricking irritation from under his feet. It should probably be the ejaculation that the fart king mentioned.
"I want to leave this evil place as soon as possible." Thirteen said on the verge of crying but without tears.
In the early morning, another sunny morning came. Room 101 welcomed a strong repairman to repair the leaking toilet early. Shigugutou also went to the library to help with work with big dark circles under his eyes.
During lunch time, Shisan explained the detailed plan to Fatty and asked Fatty to work overtime tonight and not to run anywhere.
Thirteen didn’t get the message “it’s been arranged” from the King of Ganfu until it was time to relax in the afternoon.
All we need is Dongfeng, and this Dongfeng is the mushroom head who is seriously deprived of sleep. Feeling dizzy, he walked up to Thirteen and whispered in a low voice, "Isolation cabin No. 7."
"Work." Thirteen smiled, stood up, walked up to a prison guard, and asked him, "What's your daughter's last name?"
At this point, Thirteen's layout was completed, and he got a place to go to the isolation cabin, and through the relationship with Ganfu Wang, he will also be arranged to live in isolation cabin No. 7. In order to ensure that he survives in the isolation cabin, the superiors
He was also allowed to bring a box of white sugar. In order to help him relieve his loneliness, even a crystal igloo ball was included.
Of course, this is all he can bring. As for what he wants to bring more, sword niche ghost, spirit release machine, explosive talisman tape, holy water, boy urine, etc., they are already very far away from him at this time.
Far, far away.
What was slightly comforting was that Ganfu Wang told him that prison cats are nocturnal animals. They only start to act after 1 o'clock in the morning and basically sleep during the day. So before 1 o'clock in the morning, he still has 8