Chapter 507: Fighting against mountains and rivers, guarding only one person with both fists
However, after being separated for a long time, it was like going to work in the early morning and being dragged back by the boss for a free salary increase for 2 hours before the husband came back. When facing his wife Shisan, he should have sighed softly and cursed the boss for giving birth to a son without eggs.
After the anus was gone, I had a delicious meal of my wife’s good cooking skills.
After taking a hot bath, the two cuddled up on the sofa and giggled for an hour while watching the variety shows "China is So Funny", "Happy Big Funny", "I Am Funny" and "Where Are Funny People Going".
Turn off the lights, have some beautiful sex, then hug her tightly and fall into a deep sleep.
This is Thirteen's greatest wish and the basis for his struggle. Whether it is to dominate the world or conquer the three realms, punching the gods and stepping on the supreme throne of the demons, the supreme throne will never be more comfortable than a second-hand sofa in front of the TV.
As the saying goes, "There are thousands of rooms in a vast building, but only six feet are needed to sleep at night; a fortune is huge, but a daily eclipse can't afford three meals; a man can conquer mountains and rivers, but only one person can guard him with his fists"...
Thirteen looked at Lin Xi next to him, crying so hard that he couldn't help himself. He raised his hand tremblingly and stroked Lin Xi's long black hair. He was just a thought, and was completely unnoticed by Lin Xi. It was like a wisp of air, like a breeze.
It can blow him away.
"Child... I didn't expect that I, Thirteen, would fall into this trap after just one night of sex as a newlywed. I really don't know whether to say I'm lucky or unlucky. Is the soul of a child the soul of a good person?" Thirteen knows the way of reincarnation, but
I don’t want my child to be the reincarnation of some local gangster. After all, reincarnation is controlled by the gods, and if they are not protected, they will be maliciously and seriously injured.
"Ordinary human beings, the King of Hell, has no right to interfere. Your child is a boy. He was a little naughty when he was young. There is nothing you can do about it. After all, it is normal for your child to have some genetics. But his brain is smarter than yours and he will be very good at reading. Your wife's family
If you are very rich, your child will be a rich third generation who has no worries about food and clothing.
My childhood must have been happier than yours..." Tian told the story of the future.
"That's good, just be better than his father, that's great." Thirteen giggled with tears in his eyes.
"But, he has never had a father since he was born. Lin Xi loves you so much that even though there are countless suitors around him, she won't be tempted... It's a bit desolate." Tian shook his head and sighed.
"Hey, hey, hey, can you really negotiate? You obviously want to trick me into dying, so why can't you say something that makes me happy?" Shisan looked at the sky blankly and complained.
"It's a pity that only if you choose to be me can you save the Three Realms and your child be born in this world. Otherwise, when the Jade Emperor Haotian appears in front of her again, she will choose to commit suicide to resist being enslaved by gods.
." Tian's statement is Chi Guoguo's threat.
"If I choose to be you, what will happen in the future?" Shisan asked seriously.
"You will complete your unfulfilled vocation, drive the gods back to the divine realm, and repair the loopholes in the three realms." Heaven conveyed the content of the work.
"How to fix it?" Thirteen already had a bad premonition.
"Use your soul and the essence of the original spirit sand of the three realms to repair the loopholes in the three realms." Tian was very honest.
"Am I going to...die?" Thirteen had been close to death countless times, but only this time he felt unprecedentedly scared.
"I prefer to call it dormancy. You just fall into a deep, deep sleep." God understands Shisan's sadness, but he can't show too much emotion to this kind of sadness. It's not that he is cold-blooded, but that he sees
I have lived too many sad stories and have become accustomed to them.
"You are so cruel. You just told me that you are the happiest person in the world, and in an instant you made me the most pitiable person. Is this the kind of bitch that God has to do to give birth to a son without having sex?" Thirteen had mixed feelings.
His face was expressionless, "I did it, no matter if it changes the sky, the earth, or shit, as long as I can save my wife and children, I will die."
But before that, you must do me a favor."
"You're really... good at bargaining..." Tian regretted that when he created people, he shouldn't have attached "cheap" qualities to them. Now Thirteen is truly the most mean and invincible.
Just when Lin Xi was in a daze, she suddenly felt a pair of big hands pass through her armpits and hug her body tightly, so tightly that she could hardly breathe.
Could this be the legendary ghost on the bed? Lin Xi was about to call someone, but why was the hot body temperature on his chest so familiar? It was the high temperature caused by Thirteen's too fast heart rate.
"Ten...three...?!" Lin Xi hugged the air in front of him tightly in disbelief. Before he could finish speaking, his tears had already burst into tears.
"It's me, my dear, I'm back..." Thirteen stroked Lin Xi's hair with her transparent body, and for a moment, she could finally embrace her beloved woman.
"Thirteen, are you my Thirteen? Why can't I see you? Why can't I see you? Are you dead? Have you turned into a ghost?" Lin Xi did not dare to accept this reality.
"Lin Xi, Lin Xi, listen to me, don't cry, I'm not dead yet, don't cry, please." Thirteen held Lin Xi's smiling face that had become deformed from crying, coaxing her distressedly and nervously, "Listen, I have time
Not much more, I want you to promise me that in the days to come, no matter how hard it is, no matter how much you miss me, you will live well, take your and my children with you, and live well. You must let him speak English
Passed CET-4, accomplished what his father never regretted not completing, and was admitted to university."
"Have you had a brain twitch? Now the college entrance examination is about to cancel the English test. What a joke!" Lin Xi, who was originally crying, was amused by Thirteen.
"Really? Anyway, just teach him well. You don't need to tell his father that he is a hero who saves the world, but you must not tell him that my computer once collected BT seeds from all over the world. Don't tell him that I once collected all the BT seeds from all over the world.
The world's adult magazine.
Just tell him that I love him, just like I love you. What cannot be separated by time or space is my deep love for you. My heart has been stolen by you, even if I turn into ashes,
Turned into stars, my thoughts are always surrounding you.
Whenever you look up at the sky, the slightly curved clouds are my smiling face to you..." Thirteen has never made such an affectionate confession, or a farewell.
"Thirteen, what are you going to do?" Lin Xi felt something was wrong for a moment.
"I want to do what every man would do, protect my woman and my children, so what about God? Anyone who touches my family... will never be let go." After Thirteen finished speaking, the virtual body disappeared with a swish.
, Lin Xi woke up from a dream, and suddenly realized that she might have lost this deeply loved man forever for the first time.
But in such sadness, when she felt exhausted and unable to walk, she still walked out of the door with tears in her eyes and shouted to the guard at the door, "Quick! Call me a doctor! I want to do an ultrasound!"
A few minutes later, Lin Xi was lying on the bed in the medical room. It was not that she was sick, but the B-ultrasound results showed that she was already one month pregnant. It was not that Thirteen was happy to be a father, but the pregnancy algorithm was calculated from above.
The days of my aunt are starting to count in the next few months (popular science knowledge).
"Why didn't you find out at the first time?" Wang Nu and Jing Xiaoxiao both rushed to the ward, extremely surprised at the result. After all, from the wedding to the mission, Thirteen only had one night of sex in between, so she could get pregnant.
, which can be regarded as a win.
"It may have something to do with the spiritual lock around her neck. The baby is too young and her spiritual power is completely blocked, so the check I did when I first came in didn't find that she was pregnant." Jing Xiaoxiao sighed.
The child in Lin Xi's womb was really as stubborn as his father. Without his mother's knowledge, he first fought with an army of angels, then went to the God Realm to fight with various gods, and even fought with dogs. Lin Xi was still there
During this period, he ate an unknown number of insects from the God Realm to nourish his body, and this is how he survived tenaciously.
"This child will be born at the end of mankind. What he will see when he is born is a world enslaved by gods. I really don't know whether he is lucky or unlucky..." The expression of the princess was very complicated. According to her seniority, she should be regarded as a godmother.
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"No, he will grow up healthily and enjoy the happy childhood that other children have." Perhaps it is a common problem among mothers. Once they learn that they are pregnant, they will unconsciously touch their belly, even if it is flat.
There is no bulge at all. The little embryo at this time is not much bigger than a booger, but it can miraculously give birth to a healthy human being.
"I have met his father. Thirteen promised me that the child would have a clear sky and the gods would get out of our world." Lin Xi said firmly, sadly and happily.
Returning to the big universe environment where only Shisan and Tian were, Shisan wiped away the last tear from the corner of his eyes, faced Tian and asked, "Tell me, how to become you, and then how to kick that bastard Haotian."
butt?"
"I will give you a bit of consciousness and merge it with your soul. By then, you will have the same control over the three realms as I do." Tian explained.
"But I remember that this is your lowest state, right?" Thirteen responded.
"Yes, so you won't get a lot of spiritual support from me, but the spirits of heaven and earth listen to your orders and can be absorbed by you at will. You should have the strength to fight against the Haotian Jade Emperor." Tian smiled.
"Fuck! What does it mean that you should have the strength to fight? Even if you become Tian, you will be beaten to death by him, right?" Thirteen was furious.
"Heaven is not omnipotent, and my consciousness is limited. If I give you too much, I myself will cease to exist. You are just my agent, so you can only get a trace of consciousness. Haotian is very strong,
It was the first life form I created based on myself. I didn't know what I was thinking at the time. I always wanted to make it stronger, just like when I play games, I always get all kinds of top-notch equipment.
The Thirty-Heaven Compass in his hand has the power to partially modify the rules of the Three Realms, including my power, so it’s hard to say whether you can defeat him. But I believe you, with your tenacious consciousness, you will definitely win."
The way he spoke while stroking the back of his head didn't sound like a trace of confidence.
"Fuck your mother!" Thirteen raised two middle fingers to the sky in contempt.