Chapter 63: Day and Night Between Water and Clouds
This is not a car show, but luxury cars gather in the parking lot every night. Incidents of Bentleys scratching Rolls-Royces happen from time to time...
This is not a show, but beauties gather in groups, laughing and walking, walking in the catwalk with so much confidence and beautiful eyes...
This is not the stock market, but the financial giants linger here, coming in groups every day to have a look...
This place is called "Shuiyunjian", a place of pursuit of pleasure surrounded by all kinds of lust, which is the fundamental goal for men to strive for and the standard by which successful people can show their success. Shuiyunjian does not care about ethics or ethics.
Ask about sorrow, just sell happiness, bury troubles, and just be the best gentle home.
The guests they receive are either rich or expensive, and naturally they also have perfect service requirements. Not only must the lady be beautiful, but she must also have a temperament that is hard to find elsewhere. You don't have to nod and bow to the guests, but you must make the guests willing to accept your arrogance.
Just pay the bill.
Of course, service is a holistic concept, from the top-notch Lafite red wine to the toilet paper used to wipe your butt in the bathroom, it must be the best.
If Lin Xi is compared to fine wine, the Thirteen who walked into Sister Liu's office at this moment is the butt-wiping paper.
Sister Liu changed the smile on her face and immediately calmed down when she saw Thirteen's expression. When she saw the resume, her face looked like she had eaten something dirty. Sister Liu was not Mama Sang, but the HR director of Shuiyunjian, and
A position like a princess.
"Okay, I've read your resume. You go back first. I'll let you know if there's any news." Sister Liu said without even raising her head.
"No, don't wait for the notification! It's not my first day of interview. I'm starving to death while waiting for the notification, okay? I know my resume doesn't look good and my education is low, but shouldn't I just apply for a waiter position? Yes.
Is it necessary to be so picky?" Thirteen stepped forward excitedly.
"Your academic qualifications are a little low? Do you have the nerve to say they are a little low? You have a technical secondary school diploma, right? You just went to Lanxiang Technical School, and you chose to major in walking tractors. This is obviously not due to your family. It is typical.
Do you know that there is something wrong with your brain? "Sister Liu has never seen a waiter who dares to challenge me."
"Okay, I admit that I am uneducated, but why does the menial job of serving tea and water require so much education? I think I am still strong. If I shake 24 bottles of beer in one hand, you will fire me!" Thirteen started to act shamelessly.
offensive.
"What is the menial job of serving tea and water? Do you know who the waiters in Shuiyunjian serve tea and water to? How many rich people spend millions and millions just to serve these financial owners?
Tea and water are handed to each other, and there is no chance yet, but you look down on this promising career." Sister Liu launched a arrogant offensive.
"Yes, sister, I know I was wrong. My child, I am ignorant and talk nonsense. In fact, my dream since I was a child is to get in the butt of the rich. Just take me as a pity and accept me." Thirteen begged bitterly.
"Okay, I'll give you a chance. Your resume says that you have 8 years of experience in studying English hard. More than one-third of the guests in Shuiyunjian are foreign guests. If you can spell out Budweiser with me in English, I will
I'll take you in under special circumstances." Sister Liu crossed her arms over her chest and looked up at Shisan Dao.
"Budweiser? It starts with b...b...b...b..." Shisan broke into a cold sweat.
"Your sister, get out of here!" Sister Liu got angry.
"Wait! At this point, I can only show my true identity!" Thirteen took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong and muscular arms. His eyes were as sharp as a blade and his steps were like an old bull's.
As calm as he was, he walked back to the chair he was sitting on and held the corner of the back of the chair with one hand.
The energy was sinking in the Dantian, and the strength was rising from the feet. With lightning speed, he shouted and said shyly, "Uh-huh!"
The solid wood chair shattered into a pile of fragments with a click and fell to the ground. Sister Liu was stunned.
"Actually, I am the fourth season of "I Am a Special Forces Soldier" and the second episode of "Special Forces Soldiers Hungry in the Nightclub". Take me in, you won't regret it!" Thirteen showed a happy expression on TV shopping.
"You're 13, and this chair is an antique made of red sandalwood! Damn it, starting from today, you will be my waiter, pa, security guard, and male and female assistant for three months to pay off the debt!!!!"
In this way, Shisan successfully passed the interview and became a member of Shuiyunjian...
While the recruitment activities on the ground floor were going on, in the CEO's office on the top floor, a gentle middle-aged man sat at the tea table in the middle of the vault, brewing 2003 Lao Ban Zhang Pu'er, filling the room with the aroma of tea.
The entire vault. Look around carefully. The warehouse is the treasure house of the president. The president has a wide range of hobbies, ranging from out-of-print stamps to stone carvings by famous artists, and various collections are listed in it.
And the president's latest trophy, the Spring Burial Red Flower Porcelain, was delivered to him under the escort of four staff members.
"Japan's express delivery is really not good. I bought something half a month ago and it has only been delivered now. I have bad reviews and bad reviews." The CEO sipped the clear golden tea soup in the cup and looked at the vase in front of him with a happy smile.
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The 1.8-meter-tall CEO walked up to the red flower porcelain vase and carefully looked at every arc and pattern on the vase like a beauty appreciating beauty. "This edge, this texture, is indeed the most beautiful in the late Qing Dynasty."
The pinnacle work of the famous ceramic artist Wang Daoqi. Those old collectors who pretend to be 13 years old, idiots who only know how to read the signature, have no idea that good things will not become garbage just because a name is missing.
But it’s okay, if there are more idiots like this who read the brand, I can receive this kind of good product at such a cheap price.” The president stared at the man in ancient costume playing the flute on the porcelain bottle and smiled.
Suddenly, the man in the bottle looked back at the CEO, causing the CEO to tremble all over.
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Thirteen, who holds four jobs, happily went through the entry procedures at the Human Resources Department. The monthly salary column was zero, and all kinds of benefits were marked with a cross. Fortunately, this guy received a total of four types of eight packages.
Work clothes, adjust positions at any time. Sister Liu told all departments, "Since Mr. Thirteen is here, let the mules and horses rest. He will take care of all the dirty work, and you can only eat half of the dinner. If you dare to run away,
He beat him so hard that the ladies didn’t even recognize him!”
Even so, Thirteen still smiled like an idiot, just because he finally stepped into a man's paradise. It was so expensive that he might not be qualified to come to Shuiyunjian in his life, and he didn't have to spend a penny, and he could bravely do it.
Break into the young lady's dressing room, peek into the princess bathing hall, and encounter a row of dissatisfied mothers. With the help of the electric motor tongue and the infallible golden gun, you can quickly turn this watery and cloudy space into your own harem paradise. How happy it is to control the wind and rain!
But the reality is...
"Take these and wash them!" The fierce Auntie Pa threw a pile of various stockings to Thirteen. The perfume was mixed with the man's smelly sweat, and you could vaguely see the sea of tadpole spots on the stockings.
It almost ruined the good hobby of endless longing for thirteen pairs of stockings.
"Remember to wipe it well, don't leave fingerprints, you know?" Qi Zhaotian's foreman asked Shisan to wipe the toilets in the private rooms on the entire floor. The most disgusting thing was not to clean up the vomit residue from the cracks on the ceramics, but from the toilet tank underground.
Taking out the used condoms, Shisan couldn't figure out why he could take out 10 used condoms from a bathroom water tank that was only 4 square meters? Didn't anyone collapse and die on this battlefield?
"Wipe the car, don't leave fingerprints, you know?" The security captain with a standard special forces figure said coldly to Thirteen. Do the dozen or so supercars in the parking lot that have finished racing look like him? From Shanxi Coal City
It was the same thing all the way back, and the total that Thirteen could use was only one faucet and a rag.
Thirteen can’t understand why everything in the nightclub is required to have no fingerprints? Do those stupid customers really believe that a cup without fingerprints means that no one has used it? Just like what the girl in their arms said on the first day
Do any idiots really believe the first customer at work?
The last person to explain the work content to Thirteen was the director of the male public relations department. While he put the 0.03 mm Okamoto into Thirteen's hand, he said in a coquettish voice, "If you don't know how to use it, just come to me and I will teach you personally."
You."
"Is this him completely different from what I thought?!" Thirteen said on the verge of tears.
The guests' Shuiyunjian starts at night, and Shisan's Shuiyunjian starts during the day. Even if the sun shines brightly outside the window, Shisan feels like he is in the darkness of an abyss. Shenmagouyue's most advanced nightclub,
The same bucket is used to wash cups and ashtrays. The secret recipe for making cocktails is the bartender's old phlegm. A serving of shredded squid can cost half as much time as it takes from the bar to the living room.
The Royal Salute stored in the bar was secretly drunk by the master chef in the kitchen, and he drank it mouth to mouth. They had already found a way to tear open and glue the sealed order intact.
Is this the legendary thing about people being tough? Once you know the truth, will you feel tired and unlovable? Shisanduo wants to find some free time to read more YY novels, or love action movies from the island country to tell him
Nightclubs are actually not like this.
But he was so busy that he had no rest at all from 10 am to 4 pm. He kept jumping back and forth between various positions and had to protect his anus. Fortunately, there are enough candy tubes here.
, there are all kinds of candies in the water glasses in front of the cash registers, and you can eat all the sugar cubes in the water bar to your death.
It wasn't until the market opened in the afternoon that Thirteen took some time out of his busy schedule to sit in the employee passage at the back door of the nightclub, chewing sugar cubes and savoring the pain of this world.
"Hey, are you dead?" Lin Xi, who had not been seen all afternoon, walked to Shisan's side and said angrily with one hand on her hips.
"Come on, I'll die if you wait." Thirteen looked back lazily, and chewed up the sugar cube in his mouth with a click. Thirteen had never seen Lin Xi like this before.
7cm crystal sequined high heels, black and white zebra pattern high-waisted stockings wrapped around the 115cm long legs, the legendary Qi 13 tight pure white one-step skirt also has a hip-lifting effect, and exquisite white shoulder pads
The suit makes that slender figure even more petite and cute.
Her long black hair was braided into a heart-shaped ponytail on the back of her head. The more the dress on her face, the more seductive, the less the dress, the more voluptuous. It was just right, not too thick, not too light, and it fully highlighted Lin Xi's natural talent.
The beauty and makeup artist’s skills are star-level.
"My partner can't be so cute..." Thirteen covered his eyes with one hand and screamed at the ceiling in disbelief.