In the splendid bathroom, only the breaths of Shisan and the little devil were left in silence. What occasionally ruined the tranquility was the chirping sound of the automatic fragrance machine on the wall.
The little devil looked at Thirteen up and down, and Thirteen looked at the little devil up and down. Thirteen's eyes were filled with fascination, while the little devil's eyes were filled with disgust.
"You must not be human." Thirteen couldn't help but sigh.
"What?" The little devil was stunned.
"How can a person have such a delicate face and such a perfect figure? Everyone should have flaws, but you are so perfect. God must have intended to keep you for himself when he created you." Thirteenth Bing
I no longer want to violate the little devil in front of me because I feel that I don't deserve it.
"The boy is quite good at turning corners." The little devil Li Guo smiled lightly, took out two one-hundred-dollar bills from under his underwear behind his buttocks, and stuffed them into Thirteen's jacket pocket, "These are for you.
, go to the class room and help others clean up."
"Can you tell me your name?" Thirteen was almost drunk by the smell of this little devil. Her fingers just touched Thirteen's chest, and her heart was beating faster.
"Mei Niang, but you can't call me that." Mei Niang is drunk and confused, and she speaks with a commanding tone, as if she is Yuri in Red Alert, making you unable to refuse to be controlled by her.
"If you don't pour the golden hairpin..." Thirteen forced himself to calm down and said, "I'm not allowed to call you Mei Niang, so what do you call me?"
"Call me Your Majesty, you idiot." Mei Niang pointed at Thirteen's forehead and left the bathroom with an evil smile.
Her body fragrance was still lingering in the air. Thirteen stood there for a long time before regaining consciousness. Then he remembered that he came here to be fed in the men's bathroom? And didn't he say that Jin Chai couldn't be poured out? Why did he still vomit so much?
Thirteen could only sigh that the rumors were not credible, but Mei Niang's beauty was not exaggerated at all. Even the words describing her appearance were too inferior, not even one-tenth of her real person. Maybe humans have not invented it yet.
A sufficiently high-end vocabulary to describe Mei Niang's extraordinary beauty.
When he pushed open the door of Banzhang's private room, Thirteen was stunned again. He saw that the huge private room was like a beach in Normandy after the landing. There were white foreigners lying on the ground everywhere, and the tables were full of vodka.
There were only empty bottles left, and the smell of alcohol in the air made Thirteen almost drunk just by smelling it. Two waiters wearing masks were nervously giving hangover injections to the guests. They didn't want anyone to die from drinking here.
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"What are you looking at? Move the guy on the floor to the sofa!" the waiter yelled, and Shisan started to help. The princess in the hall sat aside, counting her tips and telling today's story.
It turns out that among these old men, 6 of them are the Ukrainian representatives who were fucked by Mei Niang last time. This time they specially invited another 14 massive women from China to "revenge".
They booked the room one month in advance and booked the reception with Mei Niang more than two months in advance. When the fierce men came in, the princess in the hall thought they were here to cause trouble.
They didn't call the lady, and no one sang. They just asked the princess in the hall to play the powerful old Soviet military music, and then served the wine with all their strength. These guys ordered 100 bottles of the strongest vodka, without ice cubes or glasses.
, open them all and stack them together at will.
When Mei Niang entered the scene dressed as a little devil, the old men's eyes were straightened. Except for the six former defeated generals, no one believed that such a slender and beautiful young girl had the drinking capacity to defeat them.
There is only one person among a group of old men who can speak Chinese, and he is the most unfamiliar one. The most standard Chinese they speak is, "Drink!" There is no need for too much communication, and there are no rules for the game. One person has a bottle of wine.
, it must be full when you pick it up, and it must be empty when you put it down. The old man took turns drinking with Mei Niang. Even the princess in the hall looked like she was bullying someone. But Mei Niang kept drinking with her calmly.
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After drinking it non-stop for 4 hours, Lao Maozi drank it. In the end, half of the liquid flowing in his veins was probably vodka. One after another, Maozi's classmates fell down, but Mei Niang still smiled and clinked the bottles with the guys who were constantly rotating.
Then get rid of it.
Finally, when Mei Niang drank the 50th bottle of vodka, the last old man fell to the ground with his thumbs up. The battle once again ended with Mei Niang's complete victory. 50 bottles of vodka was enough to kill an elephant.
, I can still stay conscious and go to the toilet to vomit without pouring out the golden hairpin, and then walk away calmly, which can be described as shameful.
Every day, Shuiyunjian needs to clean the room after the guests leave. These are also the responsibility of the hall princess, but not many hall princesses will clean it themselves. Most of them will outsource this kind of work to the waiters, 0 per room
It's a price tag, and it's basically used to subsidize the waiter's salary. The management turned a blind eye to this. Anyway, it was a disguised form of squeezing the princess and improving the waiter's quality of life, which is pretty good.
Thirteen took the money, so he was in charge of the room. These damn old idiots didn’t use cups when drinking, but they didn’t use buckets when they vomited! The whole private room was filled with disgusting residue, and this private room
The area was at least 8 times larger than the bathroom Shisan had guarded before. Shisan wanted to capture those idiots and burn them to death.
"It's his daughter's responsibility tonight." Thirteen poured a mouthful of white sugar bag for making coffee, held a mop in his hand, and started working.
And that night, Lin Xi leaned in the mini car and slept with a blanket. She didn't dare to turn on the heater, so she opened a few cracks in the car window. Even when she slept, she wore Bluetooth headphones and held them in her hand.
Kelly's dancing shoes, sword niche ghost and rose arm armor are placed next to her, waiting for Thirteen's signal.
"Hey, toad, do you smell it?" Xiaoqiang climbed to the top of the steering wheel and looked in the direction of Shui Yunjian, "The smell of the evil ghost is so pure, it already has a bit of a demonic flavor."
"Quack." The frog prince lying on the dashboard responded.
No matter how noisy the place is, there are still moments in the night, and no matter how dedicated the lady is, there are times when she is lazy. Today, Yue Ru had a group of customers who wanted to play all night, and held a swimsuit party in the Longjing room on the third floor. She changed into a flesh-colored dress.
Bikini or T-string pants, her voluptuous figure looks more sexy and charming. She was not that young anymore and she couldn't bear it mentally, so she ran away to a small private room at the end of the floor to rest at 2 o'clock in the morning.
This kind of customer who stays up all night is so high that you can't find anyone at all. Sometimes you don't come all night, but you can get by early the next morning and collect tips. Yue Ru has been working in Shuiyunjian for 7 years.
He can be regarded as the best of the old youtiaos, and he will naturally run the fastest when he can be lazy.
Although everyone calls him Jin Chai, a confidant, Sister Liu calls her Jin Chai, a lazy person. She is also a girl discovered by Sister Liu. She should have been selected as Jin Chai after working hard in the first two years of entering the industry, but she is
She was lazy, she wanted to go home to sleep when others told her to accompany her guests for late-night snacks, so she took the guests to eat braised pork. After working carelessly for 7 years, it was time to retire at an old age, so Sister Liu had no choice but to launch her own
The resources helped her win votes, and over the years, Yue Ru's connections also gave her a lot of face, so she made an exception and became a golden hairpin.
After this year, Yue Ru has already planned to retire, but hopes to get by with everything, but reality often does not allow people to be content with the situation...
In the small private room, Yue Ru lay on his side on the sofa and fell asleep unknowingly. At some point, a soft flute sound echoed in the room. The sound of the flute lasted for a long time and was more beautiful than the lullaby played on the piano.
Yue Rudu, who was sleeping dazedly, naturally showed a slight smile.
"Girl, are you worried about catching a cold when you are wearing such thin clothes?" The sound of the flute stopped suddenly, and a gentle man's voice whispered in Yue Ru's ear.
Yue Ru's eyelids twitched slightly, and she opened her eyes hazily, and saw a handsome young man sitting next to her with a flute in his hand. The young man was as handsome as Jia Baoyu in Dream of Red Mansions. He was dressed in ancient clothes and had a bun on his head.
Not what modern people look like.
"What a handsome young man? Have I traveled through time?" Yue Ru only felt that he was still dreaming.
"Girl, we are destined to meet each other. A moment of love is worth a thousand pieces of gold. How about we go to Wushan to have sex together?" the handsome young man said with a smile.
"Just do what you say?" Yue Ru really didn't think that the young master in front of her had been turned over by Jun. She thought everything was just an erotic dream after reading too many time-travel novels.
The handsome young master smiled and hugged Yue Ru into his arms, and kissed Yue Ru deeply into the heart of Yue Ru. Yue Ru felt as if his soul had been pulled out of his body, and his whole body was as soft as a puddle of mud.
Although the young man in this dream looks thin, his whole body is powerful. Yue Ru is not heavy but weighs 105 pounds, but this young man can easily lift Yue Ru up. There are various positions in endlessly, and he will be in Edo, Japan.
The legendary forty-eight-hand stunt was completely ignored. Yue Ru had never had such an experience. In the 7 years since he entered the industry, Yue Ru had seen not only 1,000 but also 800 men, but none of them could compare with the young man in front of him.
. She couldn’t even remember how many times she had come, as if she had used up all the highlights in her life in one night.
At 5 o'clock in the morning, with Pearl Pearl in his mouth, Thirteen was so tired that he was almost vomiting blood. He looked at the brand-new class room in front of him and showed a bleak smile, "I'm done. I'm finally done. I'm even more tired than him catching ghosts."
,Waiter...it’s really not a human job.”
Thirteen felt that he was as miserable as a cook in an artillery company, taking the blame, being a cuckold, and always watching other people fuck.
It was hard to earn 0 yuan for consumption, so Thirteen decided not to hand over the money even if it was beaten to death. Not only was it hard-earned, but also because the fragrance of Mei Niang still lingered on it. Thirteen really didn’t know who Mei Niang was for God’s personal products.
What brand of perfume are you using?
When Thirteen walked down the staff passage to the third floor, he suddenly heard a commotion in the corridor on the third floor.