The late famous violinist Paganini once wrote a very difficult piece of music "Infinite Motion". It is said that until now, only the best violinists can play it, but it also takes 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
It only takes 3 minutes for Paganini to play it himself. What does this mean? According to calculations, this means that Paganini must play 126 beats per minute, that is, 1008 notes.
. More importantly, Paganini explained the music very clearly with perfect timbre. As the German violin master Ludwig Spohr said: "He is very harmonious even when he plays extremely fast!"
But at this moment, in the classroom of Class 7, Grade 3, a headless female ghost is playing the song "Infinite Motion" repeatedly with a record of 2 minutes and 50 seconds. Along with the music, the ghosts are having a banquet in the Class 7 classroom.
, they show off in front of people who can see them, and enjoy the feeling of being awed, as if they are still alive.
The fearless little bullies huddled in a pile and stared at the various terrifying ghosts around them. They were so frightened that they cried, and of course many of them peed. All the arrogance and arrogance were completely eliminated in this world.
's collapsed.
But Thirteen, the instigator of all this, walked leisurely through the ghost camp and came to the students. He took out a marker pen in his hand and held trembling hands one after another.
There are patterns painted on the backs of their hands.
"This thing is called a bone-eroding spell. It originated from European black magic. It has a history of more than 400 years. Once this kind of spell is drawn on it, if the possessed person does not take the antidote every day, the bones will begin to decay.
The bones are rotting away one by one, and it feels like there are ants in the body biting your bones. It is itchy and painful, but no matter how hard you scratch it, the itching will not stop. Many people can't help but use a knife to cut off the itching.
Part of it has been cut off, but with this kind of mantra in hand and in the heart, there is no other way except taking medicine and the person who casts the spell to take the initiative to remove it." While Thirteen was explaining gently, a man who was already crying was in tears.
The girl is drawing on her hands.
"Why - why do the spells you drew look like Doraemon?" The girl cried until her makeup was all gone.
"Silly girl, this is a reduced version. If I painted a full set, I would even have to cover your face with spells. Then would you still be able to see people? The teacher is thinking about you." Thirteen patted the girl's head.
.
"Thank you, teacher." The girl bowed in thanks. Thirteen took out a red colored jelly bean and handed it to the girl like he did to others. He said this thing was an antidote, but it tasted very similar to m-bean chocolate.
, there is still a little mark of m on the surface, it seems that someone licked it off with his tongue.
After spending most of the class, Thirteen drew a "bone-eroding spell" with different appearances but the same effect on all 48 students, and he returned to the podium.
"Everyone, I believe you have all learned from today's lesson, 'It's important to be humble and eager to learn, but it's not good to pretend to be the king. If you still can't change, you can only pick up soap for the devil.'" Thirteen was fooled.
After the teacher, the poet attribute is activated.
"Master! We were blind just now, and we hope that the master can forgive us and give us a way to survive!" Wang Batian plucked up the courage and delivered the cash he had just collected to Thirteen's podium.
These were all the pocket money they carried with them, and they raised 500,000 yuan by force, which made Shisan, whose monthly salary was only a few thousand yuan, full of curses.
"Thirteen, if you take it, you will die." Xiaoqiang reminded Thirteen that using a warlock to force others to pay cash is considered a serious violation of law and discipline in the Underworld Bureau. As a ghost pet discerner, Xiaoqiang also has the ability to investigate
Supervisory behavior of employees.
"Look what you said, am I the kind of person who only cares about making money?" Thirteen sneered, taking out two handfuls of banknotes from his arms and putting them back on the table.
"Okay, everyone, get back to your seats. Let's start class." With a throw of the Thirteen Ghost Exorcism Talisman, many ghosts were quickly driven out of the room. The last remaining ghost looked at Wang Batian and raised his eyebrows, but
The sight of Wang Batian's anus tightened, and the blood on his butt was not dry yet...
All the students returned to their seats. The classroom discipline in Class 7 has never been so good. No one talked, no one read novels, no one played games, and no one even dared not to look at the existence of Thirteen. It is estimated that those who have resigned
If the principal saw that the legendary Cowherd Class 7 had such classroom discipline, he would have no regrets even if he died on the spot, right?
"Everyone must have already seen what kind of environment they are in. Very good. I just want to say that I will only stay here for three days. After three days, I will remove the spell from everyone. But during these three days,
What I say is the code you must follow to live. If anyone dares to provoke my existence, some of you have experienced the soap-throwing guy just now.
I have at least 100 ways to make your life worse than death. Don't force me to prove how cruel I am.
Let’s start the class now.” After Thirteen finished speaking, he erased the Thunder Spider Imprisonment Spell on the blackboard, and wrote a long list of English words on the blackboard with unfamiliar calligraphy. These characters were the ones that originally appeared in Class 7 of the Lost Game.
Text in crystal ball.
Thirteen did not spend the whole night imagining how the teacher and the school beauty would have an affair. He had also read some information. For example, the English scores of the three victims were definitely not enough to support them in playing such a high-end English-only Lost game. They even
Can't even understand the rules.
Obviously there is a translator among the players, and that must be the knight who is still alive. The English displayed on the chessboard is orthodox Old London English. Compared with modern English, it is more difficult to understand, just like if you are also learning Chinese,
But if I give you a song called "Chu Shi Biao", you really don't understand what it's about?
Thirteen does not require everyone to roll the dice, just find the person who can understand the English on the blackboard.
But after he finished writing, many students started crying again. His unreliable ghost-catching teacher was too unreasonable. He said there was something wrong, but ended up writing a string of words in English. You must know that this is a Chinese class.
Coming.
"No one knows it? You idiots, you can't even know such a simple question. I'm really worried about your IQ." Facing a group of students with big eyes and small eyes, Thirteen pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache.
At this time, the bell for the end of get out of class saved everyone.
"Forget it, I'll let you go now. You made the classroom so dirty. Please give me a good cleaning. If you don't clean it up, no one will be allowed to leave school today." After giving the instructions, Thirteen left, leaving behind a group of people.
Students who want to cry without tears should know that after a round of easter egg shooting, plus killing all the ghosts and wreaking havoc, this classroom is simply more chaotic than a battlefield, not to mention that this is a general cleaning order that cannot be issued from the first period, even if it lasts three days
What was delivered before may not always be cleaned up.
But no one dared to disobey Teacher Thirteen. After class, all the students were dumbfounded. The gangster students from Class 7 actually rushed to clean the classroom with cleaning tools. You know, there has never been any value in Jiyun Middle School.
According to the concept of daily life, they have a special PA department responsible for the cleaning of each classroom, because their parents paid a huge amount of sponsorship money to protect their palms, but Shisan didn't care about this at all. He only knew that he was doing it for their parents.
Save their souls.
After being covered in oil paint, the only thing Thirteen wants to do now is take a shower.
He found the public bathroom of the sports club and barged in regardless of the gatekeeper's obstruction. Facing the luxurious bathroom, Shisan was stunned even without his friends. The layout of this place was like a five-star bathing center.
Except for the lack of technicians and ladies, everything is so beautiful.
While condemning the capitalist brainwashing life of the rich, Thirteen kept the sword and niche ghost and various things in the cabinet. He only wore a small bath towel around his body, and he was peeing with soap in his hand.
He ran towards the shower area.
It is now 9 o'clock in the morning, and students usually don't come to the bathroom until noon, especially after physical education classes in the afternoon. But the bathroom is open 24 hours a day, and the service is like this. Whether you need it or not, it is there.
It's the top one.
Thirteen came to the shower area with a smile. He thought it would be his own bathing time, but unexpectedly found that someone was already washing up.
With her back to the door, her ear-length black short hair was soaked in hot water. Her small S-shaped figure, slender arms and feet, were such a perfect figure of an oriental woman, especially her fair skin.
Under the water of hot water, the pink color emerged.
"Both men and women bathe together? This school is crazy!" Thirteen just looked at the back and the hair between his legs was instantly picked up. He forgot why he came here, and just watched quietly.
Looking at her, she raised her hands to wash away the foam on her body, and the gentleness of her slender fingers across her skin, I believe she can also apply a good amount of oil.
At this moment, the sweat on Thirteen's palms caused the soap to fall to the ground with a splash, which frightened the bathing woman and she screamed and turned around.
"Who?!" She turned around in shock and covered her chest with a bath towel.
"Miss, don't be afraid. My name is Thirteen. I am not a bad person, but a teacher who has just arrived. I happen to want to take a bath, but I don't know that Jiyun School has a rule for men and women to bathe together. But since there is such a rule, then just follow the local customs.
Yeah." Thirteen's lustful look was not convincing at all.
"It turns out to be the teacher." She put down the bath towel in her hand with relief, revealing a flat chest.
"Girl, this is impossible! We have just met for the first time, why do we have to wait for two dates before we can be honest with each other? But since the girl is so bold, I like bold girls most in my life." Thirteen looked at it.
The more he felt something was wrong, he said, "Girl, don't blame me for being straightforward. Your chest is a little flat, right? It shouldn't even be considered an A-, right? Have you ever drank milk?"
"Teacher, what are you talking about? I am a man." He smiled, put down the towel in his hand, and exposed the key parts. Although he was still squeamish when he spoke, the stuff was genuine.
"Damn?!" Shisan asked himself. He was an extreme pervert who could tell whether a boy was a girl just by looking at his toes. He actually mistook a man for a girl, and... he actually reacted. Was this him?