"I don't judge people by their appearance, but at least you have to have good looks to be considered a good person, right? Look at that so-called Meng Meng... It's two meters high and two meters wide. It's just like a table. Her face looks like Schwarzenegger, and her back looks like Stallone.
My butt looks like Billy Herrington. My breasts are all pectoral muscles. If I tear off my clothes, there might be 7 more. If you point your hand at me, I only have 7 seconds left in my life! Is it true?" Thirteen wanted to cry.
No tears.
"Don't pretend to be miserable. Didn't you say that Mengmeng was left to you? You are a master at dealing with women." Lin Xi crossed her legs and said with a squinted smile.
"Is that a woman? How did you see it?!" Thirteen said in shock.
"Mengmeng is really not easy to get close to. She only likes sports and eating. She has almost no friends except those three. I just read her recent messages on the school bbs..." Shang held the phone in his palm and handed it to her with a look of embarrassment.
I gave it to Thirteen, and the post read, "I'm so bored, asking for a date, I really want to be raped." It also included the avatar of a little cat girl.
"People...can't be so shameless..." Thirteen was petrified.
"Actually, I think she is very similar to the knight we are looking for. At least her body shape is very similar to a knight. Go ahead and pick her up. Don't you always teach me that I must be dedicated to my work? You used this to force me to watch 3
Have you forgotten that you watched a food show for an hour and didn't let me eat just to drink a few bottles of saliva?" Lin Xi can be regarded as repaying an injustice and repaying an injustice.
"Xia Xia, please forgive me? The taste of this product is too strong, I really can't bear it. If you come, I will never steal your underwear again." Thirteen begged.
"Asshole! I mean, why are you always missing your underwear? You even said that the perverted old ghost from the cemetery stole it!" Lin Xi's anger level was instantly full.
"What are underwear? You haven't asked about the mysterious disappearance of black silk stockings. Do you know what I used them for?" Thirteen's little face turned to one side.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
With three slap marks on his face, he walked down the stage with a lot of resentment, put his hands in his sportswear pockets, and walked towards the desperate situation with a lollipop in his mouth.
Thirteen was fully prepared mentally. He had the sword ghost on his back, the spirit release machine hidden in his pocket, and a roll of explosive charms in his arms. Once he was attacked, he would immediately use smoke bombs to cover his sight, and the explosive charms would wrap around the guy.
The whole body should be blown up until it cannot take care of itself first.
Thirteen didn’t know what happened to him today. Did he commit suicide on campus? Everything has been going wrong since he arrived. First he was bullied by students, then he reacted to a man by mistake. He was attacked by an evil spirit while naked, and almost died from injuries.
As a result, I got slapped three times by Lin Xi, and now I have to get in touch with the chaotic version of Nezha in "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"... Thirteen feels that it is necessary to go to the Buddhist temple to pay homage in the near future.
On the field, the rugby players have begun confrontation training. This kind of game, which has no confrontation environment at all in China, can only be regarded as a fitness project in Jiyun Middle School. Regardless of gender, anyone can play if they want. This is why Mengmeng can
Being in a group of big and rough men.
In a simple offensive and defensive confrontation, the offensive pitcher threw the ball directly into Mengmeng's hands regardless of the situation. What followed was a direct train performance, with countless defenders chasing the galloping girl. They
She couldn't stop her 43-yard feet from pushing forward with any force, pulling, or bear hugs. And when she threw her arms away and accidentally hit the opponent's head with her elbow, the guy who was hit fell to the ground. The school doctor
He went up with a stretcher.
Thirteen was at the goal position, watching Mengmeng rushing from the front, and her momentum suddenly felt like she was about to be trampled to death. Thirteen swallowed her saliva, watching the three men who were thrown away by her, after jumping over the baseline.
He pressed the football into the turf with his bare hands and scored a touchdown.
A bunch of defensive players who were still alive stood up thankfully and walked towards the center line again.
In front of the dusty goal, Mengmeng's eyes met with those of Thirteen and Fourteen...
"Girl...you are such a man. What do you think of making friends?" Thirteen's tongue was trembling.
"Man? A tiny creature... The male god in my mind doesn't need a physique like the Hulk, nor does he need a look like Iron Man. There is only one requirement. He can at least catch my ball." Mengmeng grinned contemptuously.
With a smile, he pulled out the football stuck in the turf.
"Girl, have you misunderstood? I didn't say that I wanted to be your boyfriend, just make friends, no need to cause death, right? I understand, you don't like my type, I'll just leave." Thirteen's feet
I was about to run away after applying oil.
But it was too late. Mengmeng's body rotated 180 degrees, all the muscles from the toes to the fingernails bulged, and the veins were exposed. The power poured into this ball was like a 152-caliber artillery shell, with the power of hundreds of kilograms of detonating explosives.
"Girl, please spare your life! We have no grudges between you and me!" Thirteen shouted.
"Death-Chasing Hydrangea Kill!" Mengmeng poured all her strength into the ball and tore apart the bonds of fate in the air. The speed exceeded the rotation of the eye of the storm, and it shot towards Thirteen with a whoosh.
Thirteen raised his hand to catch the ball completely instinctively. Who knew that the football that he thought was going to destroy one of his palms actually had no power at all after falling into his palm, just like a small ball thrown by a little girl.
"Well, I didn't expect you to be such a powerful man. Could it be that this is destiny. I, Mengmeng, are destined to be buried in your hands. As the saying goes, destiny cannot be violated, so I will accept you as my boyfriend." Meng.
Meng sighed regretfully.
"Hey, girl, you made a mistake. This ball has no power. Can you throw it again?" Thirteen always felt that he was on the wrong track.
"Let me tell you, although you are already my boyfriend, I am a reserved girl. I don't feel right giving my body to you before the sun goes down. Also, I can't accept a field battle, but the bathroom
Some small grids are still okay." Mengmeng stepped forward shyly and was a full head taller than Thirteen. Looking at this guy, Thirteen suddenly felt a sense of sadness in his balls. This is the legendary figure.
This is retribution. I only blame myself for being too young and not being able to distinguish between humans and beasts...
Five minutes later, Lin Xi in the stands received a call from Thirteen, "Take that palm and go, find a quiet place to wait for me, arrange the chessboard, and I will give you the news before the sun goes down."
"Don't be so anxious. We have three days to complete the task. It doesn't have to be completed today." Lin Xi looked at Thirteen's back with a telescope as he walked towards the exit of the sports ground as if being held hostage, and deliberately teased.
"Shit! This guy has made it clear that he has endocrine disorders, and he wants to use me as a medicine. If this happens tonight, I will probably become a drug scum even if I don't die. No matter what, I must get it done tonight." Thirteen said and hung up.
I picked up the phone and left the sports ground.
"Is everything going to be okay, teacher?" Even Shang Shou was worried.
"Don't worry, he is a man who doesn't even spare animals. He will definitely come back alive." Lin Xi replied with a smile, "It's you, can you find a quiet place for me?"
Thirteen has had ambiguous relationships with countless women in his life. Not all of them are beauties like Mei Niang, some of them are ordinary roadside stalls. It is only because of his uninhibited love for freedom in his life, whether it is a peach blossom or a chrysanthemum.
It's always better to insert the wrong one than let it go.
But Thirteen Gan swore on the heroic spirits of his twelve dead brothers that he had never had any evil thoughts towards the cute lady next to him for even half a second. He wished he could worship her as his elder brother.
Although San explained again and again, Mengmeng still held Shisan's arm and never relaxed.
Thirteen tried three times, once using hard qigong, once using jujitsu, and once using free fighting skills, but he still couldn't get his palm out. Thirteen sighed with emotion, who are the parents of this girl?
Who is this divine being that actually cultivated such a human weapon?
However, after gradually getting in touch, Thirteen discovered that Mengmeng is actually a very good girl. For example, she is an athlete and has very good grades. She has been spotted by the American women's rugby team and signed an unofficial contract.
She is very independent. Although her parents are rich, she never worships money. She is also willing to help others and helps her classmates in lower grades. She has a really good character and is a first-rate friend.
But apart from his habit of sneaking up on relatives, he is almost the best at making friends. Because of this problem, Thirteen has always been careful and alert, often switching between offense and defense suddenly in the middle of a chat.
If you don't pay attention, you risk killing her.
When the lunch break was about to end, Shisan and Mengmeng sat on a lawn on campus and ate ice cream cones together.
"Mengmeng, according to you, those three sisters don't really like playing with you?" Thirteen asked while licking the ice cream.
"Yeah, even though our dads work in the same group and we get to know each other during the holidays, I'm not as close to them as I thought. It's just that a few rich guys bullied them, and they asked me to come out and smooth things over.
.
They like to buy all kinds of famous brands, but I only like to play ball and hit people." Mengmeng looked so cute eating ice cream. After one bite, half of the cone was gone.
"It sounds like there really isn't any connection, so do you know of anyone else who has a close enough relationship with them that they hide together and play games at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night?" Thirteen asked straightforwardly.
"Shang Shou Zhen, this transvestite can be said to be popular among both men and women in school. Except for me who doesn't like such weak boys, almost everyone doesn't like him." Mengmeng said in a natural manner.
"Stop joking, how could it be that guy? What I'm looking for is a girl..." Thirteen laughed awkwardly, and his face suddenly changed as he smiled, "Holy crap, why does the knight have to be a girl?"
Thirteen himself overturned his theory. He suddenly forgot that girls love their male best friends far more than they love the same sex! Moreover, the attack of Transparent Man and Bloody Mary in the bathroom... This was no accident...